Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
Which young celebrity should be reported to the humane society? She made a big fuss over a new puppy a while back, bringing it everywhere with her. Then the dog got older and bigger and more unruly, and the novelty wore off. She stopped traveling with it, and after a few indoor accidents, stopped allowing it in the house. The poor pup now spends half its time completely alone in the backyard, sometimes without food and water for the day if the owner forgets about it. The other half of the time, it’s left in a kennel while the owner travels. (Blind Gossip)
The list is long for this one. Aubrey Ho'Day? Blake Lively? RiRi? Brit Brit?
Which married Oscar winner was caught pants- down in a club closet, getting naughty with a tranny? The waitress who walked in on the pair was so stunned, she dropped her drink tray. (Gatecrasher)
Helen Mirren, how could you? Sean Penn's face first hit me when I read this shit, but it could also be Cuba Gooding Jr.? And that is one damn dumb waitress for bringing drinks into a closet.
This celebrity couple has been together for a few years now. They have at least one child together. Earlier in their relationship, she had an affair, a baby was born, and the couple continued their relationship. As the child gets older, however, it is becoming more and more apparent that the child very strongly resembles the fling. In fact, if you compare the photos of the celebrity child to childhood photos of the fling, they look like two peas in a pod. And, yes, the fling is a celebrity too, although not as high profile as the celebrity couple. (Blind Gossip)
Xenu tells me to guess Tommy, Katie and Chris Klein?
This star tweener actress very recently had a procedure done which avoided the need for a shotgun wedding or awkward questions when doing her next press tour. It also probably saved her the explanation to her current boyfriend about why the baby was not going to look like him. (CDAN)
I was about to guess Jamie Lynn Spears, but then I got to the "press tour" part. That bitch don't work. Who is Miley Miley, Alex?
I guess older teenagers couldn't be found. This B list actress from a hit network drama and A list name recognition has been telling everyone that her latest boytoy is 21. To her closest friends she has admitted he is actually 19. This despite the fact she is in her late 30's. It probably wouldn't be an issue except for the fact that she knows that he is actually only 17. Oh, and to make it extremely cliche he is her pool boy and not a guy about to graduate from college as she has told everyone else. (CDAN)
Brenda Walsh? She better keep her young piece away from that skank Kelly.
(Thanks to Erin for picture)
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hahaha..what a look alike
havent you notice yet that all these men have a resemblence somwhere
Tom looks a bit like hartnett and they both look a wee but liek klien..ahahhaha..lets see how tall suri grows ahahahah
After reading all this it really makes sense. Tom doesnt mind adopting kids. Is searching for a wife to adopt. No one is willing. Katie is knocked up, and on career skids anyway....win- win.
I dunno. I just have this eerie feeling that Suri Cruise is Chris Klein's kid. They broke off their engagement right before she started hooking up with Tom (who is sterile and probably gay). Which also leads to beliefs that she was hiding her pregnancy for a long time and there are even pictures displaying her yo-yo pregnancy. But whatever, life goes on.
http://www.celebitchy.com/8898/suri_cruise_could_be_katies_ex_chris_klei...
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Chris Klein wasn't a fling! He was a long-term boyfriend. Now Josh Hartnett could be a fling. But the item says at least one kid together. Also, Suri looks like she could be Tom's as well.
Garner cheating?! I don't believe this. And Violet looks like her.
crtb posted about Beyonce leaving her dog at the record company's offices, and I've seen people guess her for this blind on other sites based on that story, but wasn't it disproven? I only read about it on Lainey Gossip, and she later wrote "In fairness to B though, she is NOT a dog hater. Beyonce has been exonerated of all dog-neglect accusations that were first reported by UK papers last week." I remembered reading it in passing, but it was hard to find again because it was just mentioned in passing while talking about the Obamas' first dance. If I were accused of dog neglect I'd want it retracted in no uncertain terms, in BOLD PRINT, you know? I looked on the internet for a while and all I found was the original story about her abandoning the dog repeated over and over again. I did find this on the PETA website, but that's about it. I don't even LIKE Beyonce and it pisses me off that a lot of people will probably always think that story was true. Unless everyone's ignoring the "exoneration" because they don't believe it? Lainey didn't even link to anything that explained what made her recount what she'd said before (in two or three blistering posts even). I just don't get it. Sorry for the rant.
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How could you not know #1. puppehs! Shibu-inu carrying rehab-er kelly osborne. actually i'm not sure that her pup was a shiba--may have been another breed, but shiba's and some other breeds are notoriously difficult and (most) are not warm and cuddly when they grow up so owners can't handle/don't want them and wind up in shelters........
whoever is #1, needs to be outed and KILLED.
fucking asshole.
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Are you guys sure about Garner/Affleck? I thought she'd been obsessed with him since filming Daredevil (back when she was with Foley) and dumped Vartan once Bennifer I dissolved. Violet looks so much like Garner it's kind of hard to tell though.
Who's the MARRIED oscar winner and tranny gettin it on in a closet????
Has Russel Crowe won an Oscar?
Has Sean Peen?
who is it...????
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#3 is not TomKat. First off, Suri looks just like Tom (not saying she was conceived naturally, but she's definitley his). Second, Tom had Katie under his mind control from day 1. No way she's ever cheated on him.
1. Totally Paris. We've heard this like a million times before. Evil skank.
2. Uhhhhhh... dunno. Sean Penn works, tho.
3. Again with the totally Tiny Cruiser/Katiebot. It's pretty obvious - either Klein or Harnett fits as well.
4. Totally Miley. She's still famous enough for a press tour, a tweener, she's a hillbilly so she'll be knocked up annually, and she reeks of slut.
5. Don't watch network TV, so dunno.
And i'm not a fan of paris, but i used to think she loved animals. I used to really believe that. I saw her wearing a fur coat recently so i know now for sure she doesn't love them THAT much.
Hmmm....remember this:
http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n63/RealSkyDiver/MichaelVartan.jpg
Maybe there is something to the Michael Vartan/Jen Garner/Baby Violet thing???? Ben's a jealous guy.
Everyone says 1 is for sure paris but i don't know, remember how aubrey was with that dog? She acted worse than i saw paris act, except for the fact that paris has so many dogs, if it's true about paris, i wanna believe it's not because of all the dogs she has. Call me naive but i wanna believe that someone takes care of them, possibly she doesn't pay enough attention to them but she at least doesn't neglect them of food and water, etc and doesn't lock them in closets lol
1.O'Day or Tissdale
3.Garner and Affleck
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
that's awful aqaurius, I'm not sure if i remember that one but that is awful
love that puppy picture...
i say for #1: brit, wonky or bouncey...
i agree with those that say jen garner...she cheated on hubby one and slid into a relationship with affleck while still dating vartan...
miley is the teen with the hot vagina...what disney chick isn't?
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Can I say that the celebrity couple with the fling... Is jolie and her first husband Jonny Lee Miller? And the baby is... SHILO!
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Here are two more kittehs!
the first one completely sounds like paris...hasn't she been on lists for the worst celebrity pet owner? it would make sense.
i seriously have no sympathy whatsoever for people who treat animals like shit. hearing about animal abuse rages me. ugh.
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Submitted by aquarius on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 9:33pm.
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And for once, I agree with all MK's guesses... except I thought the fact that Tom Cruise is not Suri's father was widely known. (I still can't decide whose she is, though -- Chris Klein, Josh Hartnett, or L. Ron Hubbard).
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My theory is it's his cousin's behbeh, but borrowed jizz...cuz Tommy Girl has 'EWWWWWWW' times with anything to do with 'gina....so he didn't even insert the Turkey baster...
No seriously, Suri looks just like Tommy Girl's cousin...EXACTLY...
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Submitted by Rosemary on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 8:57pm.
ITA. Or like that party P.Diddy had where he had fucking PENGUINS in the middle of the club... the heat and lights and music were really freaking them out. If I were there and saw that going on I'd throw a fit and get them out of there, what the fuck is wrong with people?
And for once, I agree with all MK's guesses... except I thought the fact that Tom Cruise is not Suri's father was widely known. (I still can't decide whose she is, though -- Chris Klein, Josh Hartnett, or L. Ron Hubbard).
I was also watching that crap on MTV, the sweet 16 crap. And there was one thing about the like the biggest "celebrity" bashes that were thrown by really they were kids of celebs, but anyway, some of them came in on animals for the entrances, etc. I think it was soulja boy or someone who had a tiger there stuck in the party with all that loud music, etc that really pissed me off. This crap on tv where these celebs can get anything they want including animals for their parties is really starting to make me mad. One kid came in on a camel, i'm so sick of it.
Claire Danes has a boyfriend, its Hugh Dancy, who is hott as hell.
one is deff Parasite Hilton uhh she's so fake and a slut. I have no idea about the rest, but i think the preg teen idol is Vanessa Hudgenson or how ever you spell her name, Zac isn't giving her any he's to busy doing his boyfriend.
I really want to shoot people who treat dogs that way, but jail is ok too. But i have real bad rage for people like that. But they need long jail sentences, not jail like Michael Vick got. He didn't get enough time.
Submitted by itsthebritneybitch on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 8:24pm.
People who buy dogs and then treat them like shit need to be put in jail
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more like put to death...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
OK number one is not britney, britney doesn't know how to take care of a dog but I don't think she is like that with dogs. Last I heard she wasn't able to take care of London and someone is taking care of him. But, I bet it's aubrey or paris, i dunno, but whoever it is should be shot. That is so sad and pisses me off so bad! If it was britney though, I wouldnt defend her with that trust me!
Here goes:
1) Parasite Hilton
2)....Russell Crowe....gotta love them tranny's they look good!
3) Gotta agree with the group..Jenn Garner and Vartan. You know that Surly Cruise is the result of Frozen L.Ron jizz....Tommy girl thinks girl's vagina's are "eeeeewwwwwie" and prances out of the room... he never stays in the room long enough to breed.
4)Gotta be Smelly Cyrus...everyone knows she's a horny little slut.....no holiness here Billy Goat Cyrus....you know they fuck like NetGo in that other room! Plus she got a little plump there during the summer...
5) I don't care....cougering is a national sport now....it should be in the Olympics!
CALL THE F.B.I.!! The Sciencreeptologists are after me!!!
People who buy dogs and then treat them like shit need to be put in jail. A fucking dog is a living, breathing thing. Often, a dog is smarter and kinder than a human. How dare anyone treat a poor defenseless animal the way some of these Hollywood Cunt Bitch whores treat their little dogs. It makes me so mad. These poor little dogs have become accessories to these stupid bitches. It seriously makes my blood boil when I think about it.
and dammit, that is one cute fucking puppy.
Jen Garner is such a lying ho-bag skankarella. Just cuz she has those cute dimples people think shes a saint. ppphhfftt. Ben just got out of his relationship with bitch jlo..i seriously doubt he knock up jen so quickly even accidently.
There is no way Ben fathered Violet. No way, I say! I dont know who the father is..but its too easy to think Varten...and Garber is gay, but that doesnt necessarily mean anything..turkey baster anyone? or could just be some random dude. Will be interesting to see pics of the new baby.
Or could be i just dont like seeing happy people. Ya. it could be that too.
I read tweener as in has a tween audience, not necessarily being tween but whatever :)
(Thanks to Erin for picture)
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I thank Erin too! That precious Pup photo with the little, kissable pup toes made me turn to mush.
I totally agree that the tryst is Russell Crowe.
It wouldnt surprise me if the affair / love child was Jennifer Garner. She cheated on Scott Foley with Michael Vartan and then cheated on Michael Vartan with Ben Affleck.
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Vanessa Hudgens is like 20 now, definitely not a "tween."
I think it's Miley
I think the Osacr winner is Jamie Foxx - nm, it said married
what about Affleck for that one, lol?
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Im stuck on that cutest puppy picture Ive seen in a while....damn that is freakin cute.
Submitted by coffee-girl on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 6:59pm.
Surprised that more people don't see the resemblance between Tom and Suri. Just look at this early picture of Tom:
http://fun-brainiac.com/Pics/Funny/Bilo/tomcruise.jpg
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Wow, Suri looks a LOT like Tom in that picture.
(And apparently he always had jacked up teeth)
While I can somewhat understand leg warmers, scrunchies, and banana clips, I do not tolerate animal neglect from anyone.
The Oscar Winner tryst is Russell Crowe.
I believe 4th item is Vanesa Hudgens.
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Whoever #1 is deserves to be lined up against a wall, shot with a ball of their own shit and then stabbed repeatedly. Jesus, that makes me sick.
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Violet Afflect looks a fair bit like Michael Vartan...
Surprised that more people don't see the resemblance between Tom and Suri. Just look at this early picture of Tom:
http://fun-brainiac.com/Pics/Funny/Bilo/tomcruise.jpg
I'll guess Wonky McValtrex for the first one.
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For me, it is very difficult to decide who Suri resembles because she is always pictured so perfectly groomed that she looks unreal.
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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Beyoncé went in for a meeting at Columbia Records last summer with her pekingese Munchie, but left without the pup. LAST SUMMER, you guys.
Since then, Munchie has been adjusting to her new living arrangements which surely don’t include gold-plated doggie bowls and low-carb biscuits.
A source at the label said: “Munchie has effectively taken up residency. Beyonce left the dog here towards the end of last summer and hasn’t returned to pick Munchie up.”
The source added: “Puddles of liquid are appearing all over the office. Staff are taking turns to take Munchie for walks and take it home on the evenings and weekends.”
Candy
I know. I don't like it when kids get picked on.
Not everyone can be as cool as Maddox Jolie Pitt
*eye roll*
1. Paris ?
2. no clue
3. Gwen Stefani? Weren't like a bunch of rumors she and Rossdale were splitting before she got pregnant with the 1st kid?
4. Vanessa Hudgens ?
5. no clue
Submitted by xxyxz on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 6:27pm.
*hugs Candy*
It's okay...
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For the record I think she's Tom's. He's a bit off but I don't think that baby deserves the flack she's been getting since inside the womb. That's the kindest I'll ever be on this site concerning celebs.
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M.E. that's pretty much correct about Katiebot. Be it Klein or Harnett or Bob Jones in accounts, it's certainly not Mr Jaffa.
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