Who The Fuck Is Next?
The last time we left ScarJo's singing career, she had just finished butchering a bunch of Tom Waits songs. Sad. I hope she gave them a good titty jiggle before they met their demise. Well, ScarJo's next victim is Jeff Buckley. ScarJo covered Jeff Buckley's "Last Goodbye" for that I NEED A MAN: The Jennifer Aniston Story movie. The only thing this bitch ScarJo should cover is her fucking mouth.
Okay, ScarJo's version doesn't make me want to fuck my ears with skewers, but it's just not worthy. The bitch has the emotional depth of a crotch crouton. This shit would make sense if it was packaged with a bottle of Nytol, a glass of lukewarm milk and one of those precious body hugging pillows. She sounds like a mouth breather who just overdosed on Tylenol PM. To sleep!
And who is ScarJo the song-butcher going to go after next? If she even tries to cover the legendary musical genius of my life known as Debbie Deb, then you better stay indoors because an out-for-blood homo will be on the loose.
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It wasn't THAT bad...but it wasn't that GOOD, either... : P~~ Overall rating = mediocre.
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Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 8:41pm.
Tried to listen. Lost my mind about 6 seconds in.
And to everyone saying "wow, it's not that bad": That's because even if you put a crappy/average voice over beautiful music it still averages out to decent at least.
Stop ripping off good musicians you stupid, stupid cow.
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I agree, I think I got to 15 seconds. I love Jeff Buckley, he early death was tragic.
Again, sorry for the rant, but Jeff's mother is royal cunt that has sold her son's soul. Fuck!!!
Don't try Buckley, cuz you FAIL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AratTMGrHaQ
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Still fuckin snowing.
My ex saw him live several times. He used to play at this hole in the wall here in Memphis once a week. He rented a simple house in Midtown where he used to record, and I believe he recorded most of My Sweetheart the Drunk there. One night my ex got stoned before seeing him perform and said he had a near religious experience and had to leave because he was freaking out. His friend used to paint while listening to Jeff. Not long after that he wandered into the Mississippi River not far from where I live and drowned. RIP, genius Jeff.
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
O fuck. I am not the kind of person to rant...but fuck this!!!!!!
Jeffrey Scott Buckley would not even bother to spit on this no talent cunts' grave!!
God dammit this pisses me offfff!!!!!!!
FUCK!!!!
THIS is Last Goodbye!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hm8JoMhgjRw
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Still fuckin snowing.
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 9:41pm.
OK so I'm home now and I just listened to it.
FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!!!!
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Hahahaha!
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Jeff Buckley-Last Goodbye
Wow, thanks for taking a beautiful song by a talented artist and fucking it up. What a dumb whore.
I read this story yesterday (thanks LoLo) and said to myself "HELL NAW!" ScarJo should stick with her strengths: pouty faces and plumping her chichis.
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Jeff Buckley-Last Goodbye
OK so I'm home now and I just listened to it.
FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!!!!
PS - if any of you live on the West Coast and it's not raining where you are, you should go outside and look at the moon. Sooooooo purty
Buckley is spinning in his grave.
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I just saw Debbie Deb at the freestyle explosion in L.A. She kicks ass for pushing 50, and her voice is still spot on. She recorded that shit when she was 17.
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ugh, why do these actresses think they have the right to cover master pieces by artists who will stand the test of time when the films they act in will be forgotten in 10 years?
they are fucking greedy. it's a blessing to make the kind of $ they make by reading lines you didn't write and acting they way your directed by someone else. and now they are musicians too and we have to buy it? i wont. maybe if the music industry started singing artists with sustainability, the music business would be in a better place. but no, we have scarjo and these other fucktards who think they can sing.
shit it double posted.. oops.
Good thing Jeff Buckley ain't alive too see this sacrilege. Poor guy. She isn't worthy.
And I hate that people insist on calling her 'Scar Jo'. She doesn't deserve a cutesy nickname. No. Just Scarlet Johanssen. I will spell it wrong b/c she annoys me.
She has fucked up the last few Woody Allen movies (granted I liked his earlier stuff much more) with her perfecting her Cigar Store Indian impersonation in each one.
God I miss Freestyle!!
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"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
she needs to get over herself..
and as far as debbie deb is concerned.. i love her
Debbie Deb - that is some old-school 80's fuckery, right there! LMAO
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That's a complex song for anyone to sing.... She can play it in heavy ro if she breaks up with Ryan.
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ScarJo, Lindsay, Panatroll, and any other dumb whore who thinks they should force their "singing" on the world...this PCA is for you.
Just cause your singing in the shower doesn't set off every dog in a 5 mile radius into a howling frenzy DOES NOT MEAN you are meant to be a singer. There are enough shitty hack "singers" already, so just stick to ruining movies or go work a drive thru somewhere.
*shooting star* The more you know, bitches.
Ugh. How self-absorbed do you have to be to record an album OF YOURSELF to listen to with friends. Maybe that's code for "This ain't gonna sell." And I see she's doing her best Wino impression. Try again, lady! (Wait... please don't!)
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
No ScarJo. Just no.
Tried to listen. Lost my mind about 6 seconds in.
And to everyone saying "wow, it's not that bad": That's because even if you put a crappy/average voice over beautiful music it still averages out to decent at least.
Stop ripping off good musicians you stupid, stupid cow.
Wow, it's almost like she knows exactly what to do to make me despise her more and more.
I mean... is she fucking serious? I thought she wouldn't be able to top the Tom Waits shit. If all that blood wasn't rushing to those ginormous boobs maybe she would have some brain power to write her own music.
Submitted by moosh on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 8:29pm.
she shouldn't quit her day job
First she needs to find a day job to which she's truly suited. Like topless model or Hooters waitress.
Submitted by wow thats um...... on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 8:22pm.
YES!!!! I've been sitting here trying to figure out who it reminds me of and you got it! It sounds just like Zoey Deschanel. Whew. That was seriously driving me crazy.
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her husband is Ryan Reynolds?
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I was totally expecting to hate it but it wasn't bad actually. She just sounds like she is imitating Feist.
she shouldn't quit her day job
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
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You know, I kind of liked it. But I liked this posting more for this: I NEED A MAN: The Jennifer Aniston Story.
Ok, so is it just me or is she trying really hard to sound like Zoey Deschanel? I mean really, I can handle the kind of bluesy funky out of the ordinary thing Zoeys got going on but when did plugging your nose to sing become music?
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 8:01pm.
The creepier, the better! : )
Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:05pm.
THERE IS ONLY ONE FUCKING FULL PROOF GODDAMN CURE FOR THE BLUES. A FULL SIZED BOTTLE OF SMIFNOFF AND A TENDER FUCKING GODDAMN ROAST BEEF.
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It's good. I like her voice.
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That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
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Okay, I heard it, now GO. GO, GO, GOOOO...and don't you ever come back!
She sucks. She doesn't make me want to gouge my ear drums out, but she sounds like a cat in heat trying to keep it down so the asshole in the window won't throw a boot at her.
Submitted by surggj on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 7:41pm.
hehehehe.......well, if it ain't a Whiner House wanna be...I got to say though, it ain't all that bad. Girl get some lessons, might be helpful.It is the lips and tits that get her kudos... but then it still ain't bad...maybe it was a "rough" edition???? ( and I love Amy crack ho's music, BTW )....
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She's got great tits, but the lips are ruined my her horse teeth...fugliest combination in the world...AND bitch needs ANOTHER nose job to file down that WC Fields schnoz. THEN, maybe we can talk beauty here....I just don't find her particularly attractive, let alone stunningly gorgeous. She's average/pretty, and that's after a nose job, so....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 7:59pm.
But do you like.........realllllllly Creepy?
:-P
Quiet around here it seems
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 7:46pm.
I am well. Thank you for asking.
Creepy, huh! I like creepy!
Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:05pm.
THERE IS ONLY ONE FUCKING FULL PROOF GODDAMN CURE FOR THE BLUES. A FULL SIZED BOTTLE OF SMIFNOFF AND A TENDER FUCKING GODDAMN ROAST BEEF.
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Submitted by Datura on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 7:52pm
Until two days ago I never had a siggie, ever, but this was too great to not use. He is a master. The tender roast beef sold me! LOL!
Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:05pm.
THERE IS ONLY ONE FUCKING FULL PROOF GODDAMN CURE FOR THE BLUES. A FULL SIZED BOTTLE OF SMIFNOFF AND A TENDER FUCKING GODDAMN ROAST BEEF.
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She needs to do a cover of "Shut the fuck up Scarlett Johanssen" and then sit the fuck down. It should already be illegal that she gets to get naked with Ryan Reynolds
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Devilgirl, your siggie cracks me up. Dlisted Charles Manson is a wordsmith of the highest order, and I mean that.
“I ejaculate boiling venom, so I’d need to wear like fifty condoms.”
She sounded like a backalley Amy Winehouse to me.
“I ejaculate boiling venom, so I’d need to wear like fifty condoms.”
Hello devilgirl!
I'm.......um........the same.
Creepy.
How are you?
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
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Did she listen to Winehouse one night and get inspired?
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Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:05pm.
THERE IS ONLY ONE FUCKING FULL PROOF GODDAMN CURE FOR THE BLUES. A FULL SIZED BOTTLE OF SMIFNOFF AND A TENDER FUCKING GODDAMN ROAST BEEF.
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She only needed one more thing in this song............MORE COWBELL!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
hehehehe.......well, if it ain't a Whiner House wanna be...I got to say though, it ain't all that bad. Girl get some lessons, might be helpful.It is the lips and tits that get her kudos... but then it still ain't bad...maybe it was a "rough" edition???? ( and I love Amy crack ho's music, BTW )....
Just an opinion....
Why can't the slightly talented "entertainers" stick with what they are moderately good at and quit trying to be something they aren't and/or can't.
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This is like some Joaquin Phoenix shit, right? She's joking, she's got to be joking. She just forgot to say 'Bye Good' to Hollywood right?
Granted, I don't like this whore much. She's overrated in every sense of the word (especially looks wise), but I listened to it thinkin' I'd admit it if this whore can sing. This whore CAN'T sing worth shit! I mean, honestly, she sounds like she's in a fucking Karaoke bar, and depending on how drunk the other whores were MIGHT place 3rd in a contest, but that's the nicest thing I can say about it.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by red_hot_kitchen on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 7:35pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 7:02pm.
I've been wondering the same thing ever since she sang her opening monologue for SNL. What really bothers me is that she did an interview in Spin where she said that she just wanted to make an album to listen to with her friends. Who listens to their own album with their friends? It's like this one SNL sketch where Chris Kattan re-recorded a Journey album and played it on dates.
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LOL! I remember that. It was funny as hell. She wanted to listen to herself with friends over? I guarantee after that fuckery she wouldn't have any.
Hmmmmm I think I will record an album of Peaches and Herb hits and invite some friends over that I want to get rid of! : )
Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:05pm.
THERE IS ONLY ONE FUCKING FULL PROOF GODDAMN CURE FOR THE BLUES. A FULL SIZED BOTTLE OF SMIFNOFF AND A TENDER FUCKING GODDAMN ROAST BEEF.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 7:02pm.
I've been wondering the same thing ever since she sang her opening monologue for SNL. What really bothers me is that she did an interview in Spin where she said that she just wanted to make an album to listen to with her friends. Who listens to their own album with their friends? It's like this one SNL sketch where Chris Kattan re-recorded a Journey album and played it on dates.
I must listen to "Hallelujah" as sung by Jeff Buckley once a day. Love, love, love his version.
By the way, I can't stand ScarJo.