Who The Fuck Is Next?
The last time we left ScarJo's singing career, she had just finished butchering a bunch of Tom Waits songs. Sad. I hope she gave them a good titty jiggle before they met their demise. Well, ScarJo's next victim is Jeff Buckley. ScarJo covered Jeff Buckley's "Last Goodbye" for that I NEED A MAN: The Jennifer Aniston Story movie. The only thing this bitch ScarJo should cover is her fucking mouth.
Okay, ScarJo's version doesn't make me want to fuck my ears with skewers, but it's just not worthy. The bitch has the emotional depth of a crotch crouton. This shit would make sense if it was packaged with a bottle of Nytol, a glass of lukewarm milk and one of those precious body hugging pillows. She sounds like a mouth breather who just overdosed on Tylenol PM. To sleep!
And who is ScarJo the song-butcher going to go after next? If she even tries to cover the legendary musical genius of my life known as Debbie Deb, then you better stay indoors because an out-for-blood homo will be on the loose.
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Awww, HELL NAW!!!!! I can't believe this woman.
For most of us, we show how much we love certain musicians by making a mix cd. I guess if you're a celebrity, you do it by materializing a singing career and do covers of their songs.
This is Scarjo: "Look how deep and complicated I am everyone! I like Tom Waits and Jeff Buckley!"
This is me: "STFU!!"
This is just plain wrong.
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mike said:
I SAW Jeff Buckley live in concert, bitches. Yeah, I'm old.
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No, you have good taste and are clearly distinguished. At least that's what I say when I mention I saw Radiohead in a small club. Ok..I'm old too.
She's not horrible, she's just sort of...meeeh...
Is it hard to find acting work now? Is this why actors keep doing this. I know the economy sucks, but c'mon.
Cheers.
Jeff Buckley's work should not be touched. Especially not by such a BAD artist/actress.
A mediocre actress (at best) is now branching out into singing?
Enough of this shenanigan already!
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Her voice is affected and odd. Sounds like she's trying to do a kinda Zooey Deschanel thing.
Fail.
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Fuck, this ho CAN sing! It's not as good as the first song she put out months ago but still good.
She sounds really great. What an amazing voice, it's what Grammy Nominations are made of.
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I don´t know... I don´t hate it (and I love Jeff Buckley), at least not the first minute of it, it´s gets worse from there.
All in all, I kind of like her voice.
I SAW Jeff Buckley live in concert, bitches. Yeah, I'm old.
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 6:50pm.
Nice Joaquin Phoenix avie.
That said, ScarJo isn't even pretty in the face. What gives??
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No no no no nooooooooooooo not that song! Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who in the fuck told her that she could sing?
Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:05pm.
THERE IS ONLY ONE FUCKING FULL PROOF GODDAMN CURE FOR THE BLUES. A FULL SIZED BOTTLE OF SMIFNOFF AND A TENDER FUCKING GODDAMN ROAST BEEF.
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it woudn't play, i guess my computer really likes me enough to completely stop after 3 seconds
_ Why not?_
ZZZZZZzzzzzzzz...
Seriously that sh*t put me to sleep.
I've gone from anger to just plain sad. Some flippin' nerve.
I think I just heard the Seventh Seal being ripped open.
Bitch can't act OR sing.
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Did somebody say PCP? I LOOOVES THE PEACEY P!!
I now boycott He's Just Not That Into You. I was about to because of her just being in the movie, but that settles it. Sorry Ginny Goodwin.
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
I will not subject my ears to this fuckery. They don't deserve a raping.
Holy fuck. She shouldn't even be allowed to look at a picture of Jeff Buckley.
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That is blasphemy, pure and simple.
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Well hell. I'm breathing so I guess now it's my turn to make an album. I wonder which song would go well with a fork on porcelain? Who am I kidding? I don't sound even as good as that!
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So what if some of the crayons are missing; use the ones still in the box. Maybe the world needs a purple horse.
And Jeff Buckley just turned over in his grave.
RIP
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.