Wednesday, January 28th 2009

Faye Dunaway Speaks The Truth

There's a vicious, vicious, vicious remake of Bonnie & Clyde currently in the works starring Hilary Duff and Kevin Zegers. If Satan was a chipmunk-fucking movie producer, he would be behind this slaughter party. Shit like this makes me want campaign for a drug free America, because whoever came up with this brilliant idea was definitely shooting up some of the bad, bad shit.

Faye Dunaway is in my box, because the Chicago Sun-Times says that when she was told about it, she said, ''Couldn't they at least cast a real actress?''

Hilary Duff's jumbo Chiclets were knocked out of her teeth after hearing those 8 beautiful words from Master Faye. That must have felt like a wire hanger up the ass. Hook first. The truth always destroys.

Posted by: Michael K


Yellowgoat's picture

I like Faye and her outfit better. I remake with less attractive outfit...

and I remember the original has some nude scene of Faye and she told the press how she prepared the scene with lots of diet and exercise. I don't think Hillary will agree to recreate that particular scene.

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why why fucking why do they feel the need to constantly do this?!?!?!?!?!? faye dunaway was simply stunning in this movie (dont give a stuff if the bitch can act or not!). why cant they just leave this alone ...

gabz's picture

First of all the movie is going to suck, and Faye is an old cunt anyways. Hilary is annoying and she'll do anything now a days. Anyone can act! I act like a bitch all the time!
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Genevieve's picture

Wasn't Faye Dunaway just a model when they picked her for this role?

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Is this going to be the Disney version of Bonnie and Clyde? If Hilary Duff's on board they might as well get the Jonas Brothers and Hannah Montana to do the soundtrack. If you're going to rape a classic, make sure you rape it good.

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 8:34am.

Faye for Hot Slut!

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Second that!

So there's another retarded remake in the making, where I'm reluctant even to waste 4 gigabyte of perfectly good internet traffic for getting a pirated copy.
Is that the film industries ingenious plan to fight film piracy - making films which are so awful you won't even bother to download them for free?

M.E.'s picture

I just fell even more in love with Faye. ROCK ON!!!!

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Submitted by pondeforehead on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 8:49am.

Obviously you think its a BRILLIANT idea!
Problem is, it's not, and its indicative of Hollywood's lack of creativity, and its interest in unwarranted star power. Hillary is a stupid pop star, Faye Dunaway is a legendary actress. She made this role...she has a say, for sure.

Kimber's picture

H Duff looks good! And no more McValtrax posts!

Meeshie's picture

Faye was at her hottest when she played Selena in "Supergirl"! Oh and Hilary Duff blows donkey cunts.

Sachet's picture

This website is friggin genius.

So, this finally confirms it that Hollywood is BANKRUPT for ideas....sad, sad, sad.

gia's picture

Faye was soooo gorgeous then!!! There is no one in Hollywood who can really compare to the actresses back in the day, they were classy & truly beautiful... Why they continue to remake things that were done right the first time is beyond me...BTW I hate Hilary Duff & love Faye's honesty. Bitter or not she has a point.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOO! Blasphemy!

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Zappy's picture

I friggen hate remakes most of the time (does 100% constitute 'most'?). Bonnie and Clyde was a classic in its own right done with REAL actors. 'Actors' today aren't real actors, they are overinflated blow up sex toys that can't even act (except for a few - will someone please name a few talented people in Hollywood so that I can be reenchanted). Most of these dildo heads are 'personality' based and that ain't cuttin the shit as far as I'm concerned.

Most remakes have obligatory sex scenes which detract from the movie in itself. No prude am I, but give me a story for crying out loud..gratuitous sex is optional.

scary monsters's picture

Looks like they dispensed with a costume person this time around, and just made the production assistant hand over some of the clothes she bought last fall at Banana Republic. Mean!

pondeforehead's picture

Hey Faye, is your name Bonnie Parker? If not then STFU, STFD and GTFO!

Faye is such a cunt, this role is about Bonnie, not about Faye fucking Cuntaway! She is old, wrinkly and bitter, just like Jennifer Holiday when Jennifer Hudson was cast as Effie White. You have no right or whatsoever Faye, get over it! Hilary FTW!

kdracofan's picture

This post is brilliant: well said MK!
And hillary duff? What the f!? She already destroyed a great song by Depeche Mode and now this?

Kick her please

EvilShoe's picture

Faye for Hot Slut!

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Not all horses can act. The horsey in Black Beauty is one of them.

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TitsMagee's picture

Ha, don't mess with the Dunaway! BTW, how f*cking hot was Faye back in the day, Owwwwwwwwwww

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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 6:47am.

yeah, but Faye, think about it. At the end of the 2:45 flick, she gets riddled with bullets!! Doesn't that make it worthwhile ? Don't you just wish Angelina or Miseralba got the part instead?

i'm just sorry they are remaking this at all. how the hell are these morons supposed to understand the very being of the film? the nouvelle vague influence and how groundbreaking it was for new hollywood?

fucktards.

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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 7:17am.

Submitted by Charles Manson on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 1:07am.

eh... that's what all good relationships are about!
what did you think?

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Submitted by Charles Manson on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 1:07am.
ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS ARE WAY FUCKING OVERRATED. YOU REACH A CERTAIN GODDAMN FUCKING POINT IN YOUR LIFE USUALLY AROUND 40 TO 50 WHERE YOU ARE LIKE GODDAMN FUCK IT. I JUST WANT SOMEONE I CAN GODDAMN LAUGH WITH AND BE GREAT FRIENDS WITH TOTALLY TRUST WITH MY FUCKING LIFE AND THEN GET IT ON WITH EVERY NOW AND AGAIN.

Dude, I'm at that point now, and I'm not even 30 yet.

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Submitted by Charles Manson on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 1:07am.
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Amen. I'm 42 and I'm just about at that point.
It's actually quite nice.

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yeah, but Faye, think about it. At the end of the 2:45 flick, she gets riddled with bullets!! Doesn't that make it worthwhile ? Don't you just wish Angelina or Miseralba got the part instead?

I suddenly love Dunaway

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MK, for once i disagree with you!
Whoever made this was obviously a teetotaler, painfully (for the rest of us) sober
icky icker
ew.
The lack of imagination is a dead giveaway
like whatever labatory created avril lavigne.
*Sick*vomiiit*ew*icky*yucks.

Hey, do you guys know she created a profile on ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ celebmingle com^^^^^^^^^^^^^? , and she is a verified member, But it is not confirmed by her yet. I am not sure if she is really a single?

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Submitted by venetian_courtesan on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 1:51am.
Me and Tigerlilly could jello wrestle for you in thongs, but that bitch could have me beat.
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Nevermind wrestling it, don't know how smart i'd be to make a tiger wear thong.

Miss Thang's picture

Goodnite everyone, it's been fun!

I am just too much. - Joan Crawford

TITS: u still here?

venetian: sounds like you guys are really happy together...that's sounds wonderful...Word to the wise: never dump your man for a guy named Charles Manson!...just kidding ya'

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Manson, envying tigerlilly like it's goin out of style.

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Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 1:50am.

That sounds so ideal.
Don't get me wrong though. Mah boo and I knock boots a lot, but there are times were we'll be watching something or just laying about in bed, where all of a sudden, I'll look into his eyes, and I can't stop looking. I could spend hours doing that.
And it may be cheesy, but those moments are my favorite.

And I'm gonna say g.night too! Pleasure chatting with you guys! ;)

get serious's picture

I swear to god, Hollywood totally lacks any creativity any more. They stopped making new movies about 30 years ago; now all they do is redo old films and do sequels...

Night you guys...thanks for entertaining me with your wit and honesty...always a pleasure

get serious's picture

Great, just what we need. Some braindead hollywood suit who lacks any kind of judgement green lights the reworking of a classic now starring a totally untalented actress, just so they can try to capture "the youth market". What's next, a remake of "Lawrence of Arabia" starring brody jenner or sean stewart, where they work in Extreme sports just to appeal to the skateboarding set? Someone find out which hollywood moron approved this bloody abortion & please off them in the worst way possible...

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Submitted by Charles Manson on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 1:47am.

LMAO! Thanks sweetie!
Me and Tigerlilly could jello wrestle for you in thongs, but that bitch could have me beat.

Charlie: i agree with you on the relationship thing

I'm the odd woman out all the time here...i'm not freaky...i'd rather have fun, loving sexay times with my husband...back in the day, we used to go at it like drunk monkeys, don't get me wrong...but there's just something fulfilling to me that we don't have to get all kinky with bondage or whatever to enjoy, really enjoy, being together...and it's awesome and reassuring when we look at each other lying on separate couches in the living room, watching t.v. and say, "damn, we need to have sex it's been like a week" and there's a brief silence followed by laughter when the first one says "um, i'm kinda tired tonight"

Submitted by venetian_courtesan on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 1:30am
so if I'm angry, I want sex, if I'm sad, I want sex, if I'm bored, I want sex.

DAMN SOUNDS LIKE IM YOUR GUY. IF YOU EVER GET FUCKING TIRED OF HIM LET ME KNOW. JUST DONT TELL TIGERLILLY. OUT OF HERE FOR FUCKING REAL NOW.

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 1:20am.

So true. There's only so much you can feel by talking. I'm more an action person, so if I'm angry, I want sex, if I'm sad, I want sex, if I'm bored, I want sex. Basically, I'm sexin' my man constantly, which keeps me and him happy, plus stops French rap from playing loudly in my apartment.
It's my weapon and pleasure! LOL!

The dick has strange, fantastical powers!

Dickmatization... BEWARE!!!

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 1:17am.

You must have very large license plates!

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oooh, the rocky horror picture shoe just started on LOGO.. havent seen this shit in a minute

I am just too much. - Joan Crawford

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Submitted by venetian_courtesan on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 1:11am.

OMG LMAO, oh yes if he can make them walls sing, he's a keeper... at least for a lil while.
I think if I feel real passionate about a guy and he knows what he's doing in the sack, i'm a million times more likely to get emotionally attached to him/possessive about him and the goods he's packing down below. Dickmatization is real ppl, but it's ok if it's a decent guy, i say

I am just too much. - Joan Crawford

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Submitted by TITS on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 1:11am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 1:08am.

They should use that as the new state motto!!
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Submitted by Charles Manson on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 1:07am.
ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS ARE WAY FUCKING OVERRATED. YOU REACH A CERTAIN GODDAMN FUCKING POINT IN YOUR LIFE USUALLY AROUND 40 TO 50 WHERE YOU ARE LIKE GODDAMN FUCK IT. I JUST WANT SOMEONE I CAN GODDAMN LAUGH WITH AND BE GREAT FRIENDS WITH TOTALLY TRUST WITH MY FUCKING LIFE AND THEN GET IT ON WITH EVERY NOW AND AGAIN.
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A to da MEN

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 12:56am.

I already AM somewhere rural and in nature. Fuck nature, I need to see some whores and drunks!
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How ruraly located are you, let's swap houses i'm tired of this shit.

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Charles, I sure wish I cold meet a good guy that I could talk to, make me laugh and trust my life with damn

I am just too much. - Joan Crawford