I'd Wear A Mask Too
But only because the holy vapors floating off of St. Angelina's precious skin is much too powerful for mere mortals to inhale. You'll go into a seizure and all you will see is Angie's hypnotic vagina dancing around singing "Worship me! Worship me!" That's not something you want to catch. It's the disease known as Brangiementia. And just to be safe, you might want to cover your mouth while you go through these pictures just in case. Her holiness is that intense.
Tonight in Tokyo, the premiere of THAT BENJAMIN BUTTON'S shit went down. It was the same old, same old. People ate their own tongues from all the excitement. A few babies were born from women that weren't even pregnant. Eardrums burst because a chorus of angels flew down to serenade the holy couple. Typical shit.
I'm glad that St. Angie made use of the Victoria's Secret robe I got my mom 10 years ago for her birthday. My mom never wore it because she said it made her ass cheeks cold. That was gracious of Angie to give it new life. Not only does she save babies, but she saves orphaned silk robes too!
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Why can't this hoe just fall back, and let her man shine for once? She's always hanging on to him. She is so fuckin' insecure, and it shows. He looks like he wishes she would go AWAY! He always gives that constipated smile when he's wth her. he grinned like a Cheshire cat when he was around Taraji Henson though...Maybe brad wants him some brown suga!
I don't understand, with the money she has, why she dresses the way she dresses.
May be she think she's too good for good clothes, that the clothes will take away her shine or something.
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From our old pal JJ
At the premiere of TCCBB, Angie was asked to describe Brad and she said, “Brad can’t be described using words but to wake up and see him with our kids, taking care of us or to wake up in his arms and look in his eyes makes me the proudest woman in the world. He is the man that made all my dreams come true, and making him and my little kids happy everyday is my number one priority.” Angie then added that the way Brad portrayed Benjamin Button’s character “melted my heart!”.
Brad can’t be described using words? What are the above then? Pictures? Semaphore? Please shut up you irritating cunt. I am down to my last nerve with you. Don't push your luck....
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I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it. (Groucho Marx)
Arse pads! Sorry been thinking about it- she wore arse, ass, bum, butt pads. The three year old in in me enjoyed saying that.
edited for v bad mistake
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I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it. (Groucho Marx)
Fuck them, David Fincher is THE hotness in these pics! Yum!
Well,Jolie dosent satisfy with Pitt? I feel angry for Pitt, why Jolie created a profile at a celebrity and millionaire dating site www.richcupid.net? Don`t you belive? yes, this site is not famous, so soldom people know about this, but her photo has been verified there!
I recommend you ***http://wealthymeetup.com***, As i know, lots of hot girls, models there, such as me, hoping a good man online..
she's way to old for that dark hair colour! she needs a fringe one that goves way down over her face
Skelewhore wears baggy shit to hide her bones.
How hilarious the butt pads look in the last row of pics. She's got a boy body-- chicken legs & no shape. She buys implants, wears the butt pads, lipos her previous round/fat face, gets nose job and voila!
Strangely, for the past couple years I get an asexual vibe from both of them. I think they have sex to procreate. Angelina used to exude sex and now does anything but.
I think they are both bi, always did
These two act like their shit don't stink...I really think they believe they are the king and queen of Hollywood..gag.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Well, according to Jenny Shimizu's interview, Jolie won't last with Brad:
Angelina Jolie recently claimed to be snubbing snatch out of love for Brad Pitt and their Rainbow Tribe. Well, that’s one big lie according to Angie’s ‘ex-GF’ former Calvin Klein jeans model Jenny Shimizu. Jenny reveals tawdry details of her continuing ten year affair with the ‘A Mighty Heart’ star in a new documentary Angelina — Saint Or Sinner? And Jenny has a message for B.P: “There has never been an ending to her and I. I think there never will be.”
“She’s always had lovers that she relies on. If she can ring you and you can meet up then she can take care of her sexual needs.”
“Whenever she calls me up I visit her. It’s not always the case that we have sex. Sometimes we go to her property in Cambodia and explore the jungle.”
“It’s definitely more of a deeper friendship. She’s the person I’ll always care about and always help and always be there for.”
“It seems like he comes from a different place. He wants to have kids and he wants to have a perfect marriage. She’s a tough woman who will do everything she wants to.”
“I don’t think there is any way of controlling Angelina. She’s not going to be a housewife.”
Jenny met Angelina on the set of the 1993 film ‘Foxfire,’ and says that the pair began sleeping together despite her being married to then husband Jonny Lee Miller.
“She is beautiful. Her mouth is amazing. I’ve never kissed anyone with a bigger mouth than Angelina. It’s like two water beds — it’s like this big kind of warm, mushy, beautiful thing.”
“She’s a gorgeous woman. We were already sleeping together when I met Jonny while on Foxfire. She told both of us how she felt and we all went out to dinner one night. She was honest — that’s how she’s been her whole life.”
“We didn’t have a threesome — I’m not really into that — it was a friendship the three of us had.”
“But there wasn’t very much conversation with Jonny. I think he was very threatened by me.”
“She’s a very dominant personality. Once she displays love for you, she wants to know how much you care about her.”
Jenny also speaks out on Angie and bondage:
“It’s not so much we were dressed in leather capes and masks and there were chains. It was emotional. I would restrain her with my arms but we didn’t get into buying stuff. We just used whatever props were available if we wanted to.”
“She was a collector of knives and taught me about them.”
“Maybe she would settle down and be with one person but I think she goes looking for excitement all the time.”
“Her passion is people and it’s hard to just settle down with one person when you have a whole world in front of you.”
“I’m not saying she sleeps with a lot of people. But I can’t imagine her just being married and being happy
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Interesting! Can't wait to read Mickey's version of her friendship with Jenny.
Brad has no legal claim to the orphans, as his name isn't on the adoption papers...only a name change.
The fight would be over the bio babies...and I am sure he could get full custody, as she is batshit crazy
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I think if they were to split when the kids are a little older, Zahara would put up a stink to live with Bradley. I'll place a bet on Brad taking Zahara, Shiloh and one of the twins - possibly the son. Jolie is crazy about Maddox, Pax looks like Jenny Shimizu and apparently Viv is just like her (according to Brad) that I'm sure she'd enjoy having a mini me to f*ck up!
She looks almost unbearably smug in these pictures. She can't smile and just look happy and friendly, she always looks so above it all. She thinks she's too good for all these silly little premieres and award shows mark my word. The only things she thinks she should be attending are the oscars, the white house, UN meetings and the nobel peace prize. Everything else is beneath her contempt. Delusion is an incredible thing huh?
Submitted by snideychick on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 4:41pm.
Poor Brad. He has that doughy, alcohol puffy face and the telltale dried out skin. He needs to leave her and get his life back, but can you imagine the custody fight that would ensue?
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Brad has no legal claim to the orphans, as his name isn't on the adoption papers...only a name change.
The fight would be over the bio babies...and I am sure he could get full custody, as she is batshit crazy.
Submitted by walker on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 12:28pm.
Angelina's a bitch. It was so funny on the red carpet when the host from E! was asking her about her dress! It looked like Ang wanted to strangle her, but she always has that look. (Unless she's just constipated. Who knows?)
Guiliana was stumbling all over herself asking her all these questions and Bony Ass just gave her all these clipped answers.
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Shit, guess now her and her coworker gaycrest will have something to talk about!!! I wish people would stop kissing their asses already, and send them to hell!!!
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Submitted by Libra on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 4:04pm.
I'm beginning to think this "brand" will stay together forever and we'll have to endure this torture for a long long time... or at least till the kids reach puberty !!!
All the bigwigs in Hollywood are stupid enough to give these two twats jobs... so makes me wonder how long will this charade go on like this!!
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Dear God Libra! I pray for the sake of Mankind that you're wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Snideychick sez:
Poor Brad. He has that doughy, alcohol puffy face and the telltale dried out skin. He needs to leave her and get his life back, but can you imagine the custody fight that would ensue?
ange put a dark wash in her hair to look more asian
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I'm beginning to think this "brand" will stay together forever and we'll have to endure this torture for a long long time... or at least till the kids reach puberty !!!
All the bigwigs in Hollywood are stupid enough to give these two twats jobs... so makes me wonder how long will this charade go on like this!!
A.holina, eat already! Pit, go to AA!
Anje Voight could eat no fat
Her tool could drink no lean
And so between the two of them
They soon will be has-been.
Why is Brad always standing around with this goofy, dumb ass look on his face? Angie really needs to find a stylist and stop with these matronly looking gowns.
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It's being reported that the blue gown she wore to the SAGS was on backwards.
A fake ass wearing a fake ass. This train wreck just keeps getting better and better.
-"Submitted by Inside of luv on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 11:29am."
Damn! you are right, I didn't notice the butt pads. It's quite common knowledge she has an awful figure. Since she was a teenager in those "modeling pictures" we saw a while back. She has the body of a bony ruler, no boobs, no butt, straight hips and no waist. But following the Kim Kardashian road must hurt. First she wears her dress backwards, now she wears obvious butt pads.
I wonder now why she never goes to the beach or at least I haven't seen a single picture of her wearing a bikini. She most likely looks like Courtney Love... but bonier. And now she has 3 spawns and she's an anorexic. I don't think people want to see her "figure", and seems like she doesn't either. That's why she dresses like an old old woman.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Why is Brad always standing around with this goofy, dumb ass look on his face? Angie really needs to find a stylist and stop with these matronly looking gowns.
I just saw an interview from BBT saying that he talks to Angie all the time and that they were looking for a project together. LOL. Yeah, I am sure Brad is thrilled. But, it would be funny if they do something together and then Brad could retaliate and do something with Jen. Angie would shit rocks. It would be priceless.
They also showed pictures of her, BBT and baby maddox from back in the day. It's kind of crazy but I think Angie tried to do to him what she has done to Brad Pitt. I have heard BB called everything in the book--gross, ugly, weird-- but he is a man who knows who and what he is. He would never let some control freak of a woman mold him into what she wanted him to be. I guess he decided to leave that for the weak and pathetic.
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Submitted by simoneenomis on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 10:41am.
Ok, ok, guys gather 'round.
I putting together a "must-track-down-knock-Brad-Pitt-unconscious-and shave-his-pubestache" hunting squad.
Who's with me?
What bet you he'll be mushtache free on Oscar night?
I love your Jen/Jane reports, lizzieb.
I"ve been reading a great many "Blind Items" on different sites for the past six months, and all seemed to me to be identifying Angie being back on heroin, and screwing around on Brad, and Brad being activly bi-sexual and a drunkard as well as having sexual identity problems. I kept thinking to myself, it fits them, but Nooooooo, not the formerly Golden Boy Brad Pitt! He was so classy, smart, and gorgeous to look at.....then i looked again, at all the photos progressing from four years ago....yep. it's them. Sickos of the World...they travel so much to find new blood/meat/victims/kinky sex partners human, animal OR vegetable....GROSS. They are POISON to one another and have ruined each other's business and professional reputations with the media, with the buying public, with human beings who have values. When the kids are in their teens and do research to discover what's with this crap about their parents....should make for an interesting family discussion.....well hell!...they'll most likely just add the adoptees to the mix....Angie has been showing love toward Mad similiar to that she showed her brother.....ewwwwwww....I'm sick....how could that woman bring this crap out in me?...i thought i was innocent of such filth...Angie! You did it to me and i've never even met you personally
Poor brad, He's always grimacing.i would too if i fell off the hotness train in just two years.
The holy vapors of opium smoke I take it. OVEREXPOSED!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
I am also a little corn-fused at the fact that Angelina is always fron t and center at these Bejamin Butt premieres. I wasn't aware she had contributed to the film.
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Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:05pm.
THERE IS ONLY ONE FUCKING FULL PROOF GODDAMN CURE FOR THE BLUES. A FULL SIZED BOTTLE OF SMIFNOFF AND A TENDER FUCKING GODDAMN ROAST BEEF.
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Stocky - 2tbs of Benefiber mixed into his morning coffee. It'll give him an epic colonic blow out, one that might wake his ass up and realize Angies sucked the hot and life outta him.
Submitted by Chastity on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 12:43pm.
I would also like to thank Brad in advance for NOT marrying Zahara.
Well he didn't marry her mother so why would he? Poor Zahara, don't tempt fate for the poor girl. Mind you, the looks she gives St Ange...........
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I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it. (Groucho Marx)
M.E ~ All Brad need to do is to look at his own pics. He'll barf. Voila... end of constipation.
Ang is the Mia Farrow of our generation, only she obviously didnt want the ugliest husband in the world this go round....and I thank her for that.
I would also like to thank Brad in advance for NOT marrying Zahara.
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http://www.examiner.com/x-526-Pop-Culture-Examiner~y2009m1d28-Angelina-J...
Angelina Jolie tomb raided – Is Megan Fox the new Lara Croft?
Proving that nothing ever dies in Hollywood except actress’ careers as they age, Warner Bros. is looking to bring Lara Croft back to the big screen in 2010. The rumor is that Transformers star Megan Fox will be taking over the role that Angelina Jolie so athletically made famous.
NO! IT'S COS UR ALL JELLY H8ERS! SHE'S TOO IMPORTANT NOW AND DOES FILMS WERE GOOD PEOPLE DIE AND SHE CRIES REAL TEARS LIKE AN ANGEL. A HAWT ANGEL U JEN HEN.
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I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it. (Groucho Marx)
Arghh! I am so sick of these two. I would rather read about Paris and Speidi than them.
M.E. ~ nothing a glass of prune juice or a Chimiganga w/ extra beans can't fix.
Slick Shoes,Everyone!
I like her. I think she picked Brad because he is just a teeeensy bit smarter then the kids, and can spare her having to ride go carts and sleds and whatnot...oh and he's a pretty breeder. He gives the dumbest interviews...tries to be existential....
Brad looks constipated.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 12:11pm.
Submitted by Reeter on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 11:46am.
I wonder how much longer these two will last.
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Until Angie finds another marriage to break up.
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Make that when she finds another married or engaged co-star and hooks up (and spawns) with him.
Submitted by No Words on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 12:29pm.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 12:26pm
Skakenlina just got dropped as Lara Croft in Tomb Raider 3.
Ha, ha, ha!
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What? Where?
Oh, and...
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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And rumor is that Megan Fox will take her place!
HAAA!!!!
Out with the old, in with the new!
This whole "Actressing Saint" is also getting fucking old.
You are not an actress Skeletina, you are a brand now, like Paris.
Congrats.
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I'm appalled with myself. I didn't notice the bum pads. Damn! that's the price I pay for channelling Jane..... That makes two false arses she’s got- them and Brad.
And yes indeed she’s been dropped from the Tomb Raider bollocks. I’m guessing it’s because she’s as popular as a fart in a lift and looks about as sexy as a cadaver but I am sure the loons will say it’s because she’s too serious an actress. Ha de ha ha. If she’s a serious actress then I am the Queen of Sheba.
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I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it. (Groucho Marx)
To the poster who said Fincher looked younger and hotter, I was thinking the same thing! Brad's skin is so lumpy too. Looks like mashed potatoes my aunt used to make!
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Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:05pm.
THERE IS ONLY ONE FUCKING FULL PROOF GODDAMN CURE FOR THE BLUES. A FULL SIZED BOTTLE OF SMIFNOFF AND A TENDER FUCKING GODDAMN ROAST BEEF.
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You know what? The whole Morticia Adams thing is old, really fucking OLD.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 12:26pm
Skakenlina just got dropped as Lara Croft in Tomb Raider 3.
Ha, ha, ha!
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What? Where?
Oh, and...
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Angelina's a bitch. It was so funny on the red carpet when the host from E! was asking her about her dress! It looked like Ang wanted to strangle her, but she always has that look. (Unless she's just constipated. Who knows?)
Guiliana was stumbling all over herself asking her all these questions and Bony Ass just gave her all these clipped answers.