Nope, You're Just Plain Stupid
Aw. The dumb fucking moron thinks she's smart. If I wasn't busy throwing up with my eyes at her nasty ass skankness, I'd actually feel sorry for her. You just want to pat her on the head (with 10 latex gloves on, of course) and tell her to quit hurting her half brain cell. Not everyone was meant to know the answer to 2+3 (I spend my off-time trying to figure that one out).
Over in London, Wonky McValtrex once again tried to convince everyone she's not dumb. She just plays dumb on TV! Nope, she's a dumb dumb. Stupid. Idiotic. Witless. Shit-brained. Moronic.
Wonky started to say, "For five seasons I was stuck doing this character. It was kind of hard always having to play that character when it's not who I am." Let me cut you off there. Before you say anything, I just want you to know....you're dumb. Dumb. She went on to say, "I just say jokes but they think I'm serious, which I think is funny...." Stop. You're hurting yourself. You're dumb. True fact. Dumb. The world knows it. You are D-U-M-- Wait. I shouldn't spell it out. That's too much for her. And she went on, "....and I think I kind of play up the image sometimes because – whatever – it's just entertainment."
Why does she even try? Even Corky from Life Goes On and Harvey Price are screaming in unison, "You're a dumb fucking whore bitch with stupid in the brains!" She probably thinks that her head shakes uncontrollably after she says more than two syllables because its brain powers are so intense. No, it's because its fucking flatlining.
I mean, here's an example of Wonky Einstein's genius. When she was asked who the Prime Minister of England was, she answered, "I had lunch at his restaurant yesterday – Gordon Ramsay." You know she wasn't joke-telling. But she's absolutely right. Prime Minister Gordon Ramsay has weekly phone chats with our American president: President Chuck E. Cheese.
Here's the future Darwin Award recipient with her Mensa nipples out in London yesterday.
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She is too thin, many man at www.richdate.net are talking about this, in fact most men are more interested in plentiful women, don`t they?
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They have Posh over there, so they are used to nipples. Although I think even Posh is smarter than this slag.
Her show wasn't on for 5 years! She can't even count!
Where is her fake new BFF?Did she dump her already?
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
She was playing a "character" on a reality show?
Yeah.......Sure bitch!
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so what if she isn't wearing a bra. most women don't.. i don't all the time. its not comfortable! so let her be it!
so what if she isn't wearing a bra. most women don't.. i don't all the time. its not comfortable! so let her be it!
Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 3:59pm.
Have you ever read what Tina Fey said about her after Wonky hosted SNL a few years ago?
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Ha ha! Tina said Wonky Cunt is a piece of shit! Her fake hair kept falling out all over the place.
http://www.usmagazine.com/tina_fey_paris_hilton_is_a_piece_of_sh_t
GAWD...WHY WON'T SHE JUST DIE ALREADY!!
i give up...this stupd skank has got to go down...but I don't want the rap...so anyone...at least find a way to SHUT HER UP ALREADY...SHE MAKES MY BRAIN CRY FROM HER STUPIDITY!
Lord, do I hate her...deeply and completely!
Have you ever read what Tina Fey said about her after Wonky hosted SNL a few years ago? I think "shit for brains" was the expression she used, and that Wonky could not for the life of her remember her lines OR any of the cast members' names. I think Fey finished up by describing Wonky as "stupid, boring, shallow" and maybe "mean." So Wonky trying to pretend her innate, extreme idiocy is "put on" and "entertainment" is fairly hilarious in itself.
So, who made her inject that shit into her lips? Or, is it part of the whole dumbass "character?"
This boring skank is on every chatshow in the UK. Can you take her back please? PLEASE.
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MK was simply comparing one special needs child, Paris Hilton, to two other special needs people.
Of course, Paris may have slightly different "special needs" than the other two.
I was with you until the comment about Harvey Price. Does it make you feel good about yourself to make fun of a child with special needs? You are a true piece of shit, more of a bottom feeder than Perez fucking Hilton. I normally wouldnt wish anything like this on someone, but I hope you will one day know what its like to have a child who is blind and has a hormone deficiency. Have some class for Christ's sake.
Submitted by Rosemary on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 12:40pm.
lmao at someone thinking Juicy was her brand.
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Im so sick of her always wearing blue contacts! brown eyes are NOT that bad, skankoid
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Wait a minute... this dumb broad became famous because of a reality TV show and a shit load of sex tapes, right?
Oh god-wonky and her kind -vapid,moronic idiots are surely done by now-I mean whose interested except herpes medication companies looking for a spokesperson??
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UGH she should've worn a fuckin' bra or something. I so wasn't into seeing her nipples right now. Sorta made me want to vomit uncontrollably....
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Look, jessica simpson has way cuter stuff she sells than paris. Her brand is selling better than paris I think. Though jessica's shoes tend to be uncomfy to me, my feet are hard to please so i'm not a good judge. But jessica's clothes, shoes, are way cuter.
lmao at someone thinking Juicy was her brand.
Ah, I kind of feel bad for her, but I must say those shoes are fabulous!
I didn't believe her when she said she'd had sex with less than four people either. Or the claim about going out there and doing good deeds.
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EEEewwwwww, hemorrhoids coming out of her mouth! Ggggrrrooossss! Eckh!
Not commenting on her anymore.
Maybe if we all just ignore her she'll go away...
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Submitted by Janice Second on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 10:43am.
She'd look a lot less severe without the blue contacts. She actually has brown eyes. She might even look moderately pretty.
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I think this is one of my reasons why I hate her so much. She gives off this awful impression of blue eyed, blondes when in actual fact it's contacts and a fuckload of bleach on that mop of hers.
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Why would anybody interview her? She empty-headed, spoiled and narcissistic. She has nothing interesting say.
Piss off Wonky.
sorry but she can't die soon enough for me.
Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 10:15am.
How can she 'act' stupid when she can't even act?
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EXACTLY.
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"Maddox probably thought he hit the jackpot, but then Angie proceeded to take him to every other Third World country on the planet. He’s probably like. 'Bitch, when the fuck are we getting to Malibu?'" - CH
oh please slut, one doth protest too much. You area fucking IDIOT.
shut the fuck up and DIE already.
oh, but I love her hair this length.
I can say something nice.
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"Maddox probably thought he hit the jackpot, but then Angie proceeded to take him to every other Third World country on the planet. He’s probably like. 'Bitch, when the fuck are we getting to Malibu?'" - CH
What a dumbass...
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she saids that she is not dumb because she is acting dumb, but acting dumb is dumb , so is she dumb??
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Is that the novel that Jimmy dedicated to Gary Dell'Abate's teeth?
Bababooey!
She has a point. People tend to overlook her groundbreaking work on the hermeneutics of the King James Bible. Instead, they say things like, "Hey, skank! What's up with your lip?"
There's a book coming out in April called SILLY LITTLE RICH GIRL and it's about two Paris Hilton types who really are smart but play dumb to fool the public, so it's funny that Paris is now saying this. The book is really good. You can buy it here:
http://search.barnesandnoble.com/Silly-Little-Rich-Girl/Jimmy-Gleacher/e...
KD, no Juicy Brand is not hers.
The chick that owns that is married to John Taylor from Duran Duran.
I believe Paris' brand is Paris Hilton.
OFF TOPIC:
At the CNN blogs yesterday, mah boo's page to be exact, a blog was posted about Jessica Simpson, now, I usually don't bitch about them but um, this CNN Staffer, methinks she is related to the Simpsons, her blog reads like Asslee Simpson's.
And the comments, FUCKTARDED!
Here:
http://ac360.blogs.cnn.com/2009/01/28/jessica-simpson%E2%80%99s-%E2%80%9...
I have tried posting a criticizing comment, PG rated and everything to one her blogs before and it got booted. Pussy bitch.
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Submitted by KD on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 10:48am.
Her brand is Juicy Couture, right?
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No, Juicy Couture is two CA women designers... makes sense though, Paris' style is really similar. Over-priced junk if you ask me.
Im pretty sure all Paris' wares are named Paris Hilton. Keep pushin that brand name ya know!
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Submitted by Sensimina on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 10:07am.
I don't know a single person who likes her, would purchase anything with her face/name on it
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Her brand is Juicy Couture, right? I see that in the store and most of it isn't my style, but if rarely, I see something I might like, I immidately dismiss it after seeing the brand label. I refuse to finance her idiocy.
On last night's attack of the show, the computer geek correspondent was talking about some new computer, and he said that this model was the paris hilton model. and when the host asked what that meant, he replied, "you can get both your hands in there".
Ooh!
it was much funnier when he said it, though.
On last night's attack of the show, the computer geek correspondent was talking about some new computer, and he said that this model was the paris hilton model. and when the host asked what that meant, he replied, "you can get both your hands in there".
Ooh!
it was much funnier when he said it, though.
I just keep hearing that song clip from South Park in my head... "Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton....STUPID WHORE!"
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Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:05pm.
THERE IS ONLY ONE FUCKING FULL PROOF GODDAMN CURE FOR THE BLUES. A FULL SIZED BOTTLE OF SMIFNOFF AND A TENDER FUCKING GODDAMN ROAST BEEF.
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I really want to grab her by the lips and hurl her into the river.
Gee, Pee, if you weren't so busy saying stupid stuff, it might be easier to convince people it's not true. She has crossed the line of dumb and stupid and now she's an idiot.
She'd look a lot less severe without the blue contacts. She actually has brown eyes. She might even look moderately pretty.
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I drop "truth bombs".
Oh surely she didn't answer Gordon Ramsay as the prime minister. Wellll, maybe someday he *will* be:) Love him. Anyhoo, she's dabbled in a lot of different areas (no pun intended)...business-wise. So how dumb can she be, making millions?
FAGGOTRY I tell ya'!!!
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