Panty Creamer Of The Day
I just had to stick a bucket under my ass and hope for the best after seeing these panty pudding inducing pictures of Carrot Top with a meatball in his mouth. You know, I bet his personal skin meatballs look a lot like that. Well, with a red fern field growing on them, of course.
Gene Simmons and Carrot Versatile shared a romantic dinner together at the ultra elegant Buca di Beppo in Las Vegas last night. This is like a fucked up version of Lady and the Tramp. ManLady and the Roidhead.
Bitches always think I'm joking when I say that my no-no instantly turns into a yes-yes for Carrot Top. This is not a joke. I'd ride that Carrot until it turned pureed carrots. I'd mash that shit down faster than a fucking Beaba Babycooker. My ass would look like that bowl of spaghetti when I was done with him. And that's the ugly, horrifying truth.
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I would hit to
He is just a dude, One of my friend told me that he created a verifed profile named "justplay334" at the rich dating site........."celebmingle. com" ..........
Ugh, Gene Simmons! Just looking at pictures of him makes me want to poke my eyes out!
Submitted by Lucian on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 5:44pm.
I remember when I lived in Evansville, Indiana. I walked in the locker room and there was Carrot Top standing there naked after his shower. He was in town doing a show. I couldn't believe how well built he was, and to add to it he was hung like a horse. Who knew? To bad his fact got in the way.
You were doin good there till the punchline.
Michael K., honey! Set your standards higher. Ugh. If you were going for shock value, you shocked me into losing my lunch well into tomorrow.
Who needs the Rachael Ray diet when you have the Michael K. Diet?!
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Not even double bagged is Carrot fuckable.The all over body freckles is enough to make me vomit alone.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I love Gene. You can probably tell by my avatar.
He fucking rules.
I remember when I lived in Evansville, Indiana. I walked in the locker room and there was Carrot Top standing there naked after his shower. He was in town doing a show. I couldn't believe how well built he was, and to add to it he was hung like a horse. Who knew? To bad his fact got in the way.
HOLY SHIT!! and that's all I have to say about this!
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 1:43pm.
Don't feel bad, MK. I'd hit it too:(
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*Weeps bitter tears*
angel_i is dead to me!!! :-(
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I am totally for people getting the meds they need. --Hekki
Haven't Criss Angel and CT shared many a romantic evening in Vegas?
So is CarrotTop gay or what?
Don't feel bad, MK. I'd hit it too:(
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Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
I'm picky as hell when it comes to guys, but for some reason every now and then, I think some fugly bitch is hot. Like REALLY hot. I don't even know how it happens. So thank you, MK, for not being ashamed of your hideous love for this fug bitch. It makes me feel better about my problem. However, I don't think this freak is hot AT ALL. He's not my cup o' fug. But fug love can be a beautiful thing!
What?? Fudgin manwh0re Gene is cheating on Shannon again?? Oh, the horrors!!!
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
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Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 11:04am.
It's true that one main dish at Buca di Beppo serves 2 to 3 adults.... Not sure why they do that but it's their thing.
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Thats how most places operate these days!!! Claim jumper, macaroni grill.....all these places have HUGE portions fit for 5 people and most people end up eating like half of their plate and u go up 1 or 2 sizes cuz of it. That being said, that sgetti looks goooooood.
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I let people draw on me!
I ditched my friends and let them find their own way home!
onthebrink, i can relate 100%. i have a masters in education and i sometimes feel like someone's gotta die for me to get a job around here. and my specialty doesn't prepare me to be a teacher either.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
MK you put these two together and now I don't EVER want to eat at Bucca di Beppo, nor do I EVER want to eat sketti and meatballs. And I was gonna do that for Sketti Cat winning HSOTY but not anymore! WAH!!!! *vomiting uncontrollably*
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Oh god! I can't believe they managed to fit that much fug at one table. My brain needs to be scrubbed with a Brillo pad now.
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MK, don't hate me because I'm beautiful but I met carrot Top once in an airport gift shop. He had on 3 inches thicker of makeup than I did. He was in a tank top and his arms were extremely odd shaped muscular and tight skin.
I love Gene Simmons, bad hair and all, and KISS will always be HOT SHIT.
Armageddon is upon us. It can only mean that the portals of Hell are about you open when these two horrorshows come together and >gick< feed each other.
I used to like redheads, but thanks to MK's fucking obession with this fucking tranny monster man, Carrot Top and the fucking bulldagger Rojo Caliente, I can no longer stand them.
Fucking thanks.
What is the deal with CT? Why does his face look like he's had so much plastic surgery? Why does he wear make up sometimes? That eye liner....ew.
Thanks all friends - nervously waiting for the call. Would really like to remember how it is to work. Damn, I have masters but so specialized, I have to wait for someone to die to get a job.
LOL- newsflash - elizabeth don't hasslemebitch just announced she is preggers again. Jeez..
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 11:04am.
It's true that one main dish at Buca di Beppo serves 2 to 3 adults.... Not sure why they do that but it's their thing.
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I think that's kind of romantic in a Disney's Lady and the Tramp kind of way...remember when Tramp and Lady have that romantic dinner behind the Italian restaraunt? Still love that shit!
Whoa. The two of them together leaves me speechless. It's a level of douchosity that defies any natural laws.
MK, your commentary more than makes up for the gross pictures. "ManLady and the Roidhead" - LMAO
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On the Brink: congrats on your job...i will cross my fingers for u...times is hard these days!
my bro-in-law used to work for NASA and carrot top's dad used to be an engineer at NASA...the word was that CT was actually a pretty cool guy and his dad was supposed to be nice as well.
MK needs to replace this with a picture of Gene Simmon's hot little jailbait son.
mmm spaghetti...the two meatballs sitting at the table aren't very appetizing...
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talk about carrot JUICE!!! have a look at his arms.
.....for fuck sakes M.K. I JUST HAD BREAKFAST!!!
Submitted by onthebrink on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 11:12am.
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Good luck and hopefully, congratulations!
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A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
wow DOUBLE panty creamer!
*gags*
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LOL MK that's awful!!
I don't think Carrottop has meatballs ..I think he has marbles from the steroids.And you probably couldn't find the carrotstick!!
OT- need fellow DListers to cross fingers and legs-
I think I may
I think I might
Have gotten a job
Not tonite but starting MONDAY!!
(unemployed 1 year!!!)
their kids would be hot
Everything about this post makes me ask “Why?”
As in:
-why are these two having lunch together & hamming it up for the cameras?
-why in ginge hell would Mk want to do THAT?
-why is Gene still wearing that dyed pubenoodle nest on his head?
and so on.
I do lurves me some sghetti though....
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A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
TOOO early for that kind of commentary MK... I just wasted an entire bong hit gagging!
If Gene Simmons came at me with that tongue, I'd run away screaming. It looks like a weapon.
And there's no way that I'm dipping my fork in a communal food bowl. yuk.
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There goes my desire for gingernut biscuits now :(
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TMI mk!!!!!!
Keep that shit to yourself.
MK you sick FUCK!
That dessert platter looks fuckin AWESOME >droooooool<
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It's true that one main dish at Buca di Beppo serves 2 to 3 adults.... Not sure why they do that but it's their thing.
Maybe theres something wrong with me...lol
this actually made me crave some delicious spaghetti!!!!
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LMFAO!!! Im right there with you Mmmk, it really is sad tho how some ppl, us strange folk would do him. I dont know why I want to but I would tap that.
That's a double fail.
MK you have officially grossed me out! I just threw up at that whole schpeel you made! Ugh!
Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:05pm.
THERE IS ONLY ONE FUCKING FULL PROOF GODDAMN CURE FOR THE BLUES. A FULL SIZED BOTTLE OF SMIFNOFF AND A TENDER FUCKING GODDAMN ROAST BEEF.
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