Thursday, January 29th 2009
And She Spawns Again!
Run for the fucking exit! Elisabeth Hasselcrack just announced on The View that she is carrying her third Babypublican (insert ten million Kanye points here). Elisabeth said she just found out last month and she's due sometime in August. I'm almost certain that Satan is the father of this one. Well, Satan or Ann Coulter, but that's the same thing. Seriously, let's all pack our dildos and head for Mars. Another Hasselcrack will soon land on Earth!!!!!!
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What is this her 7th child?
Oh, she is so cute, it is not strange that many wealthy men on .......celebmingle com........... are attracted by her and talked about her.
Yuck..she is just one of those chicks that should never breed.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
NYC777: right? i mean...she's totally one of those passive/aggressive whorebags i work with where they tell me:
"what do you mean you aren't married?"
or
"oh, you'll change your mind about kids. it's different when you have your own. you just need to find the right guy."
yeah, lemme get right on that Chief. meanwhile, their child is the little fucker screaming in their stroller when Mommy won't them a whatever.
UGH!!!!!!!!
Meadowgirl: "she is totally one of those women that doesn't feel "fulfilled" in life if she's not popping out kids and married. with the fucking house in the 'burbs and the SUV and the fucking dog."
HAHAHA...I AGREE!
Hey, the conservatives have Eliz, and the libs have Alba. things are even steven.
This is why there will always be more conservatives than liberals. Libs don't have many kids. Conservatives will out populate then 2:1
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
meadowgirl - you know it. Meanwhile, Bob Barker has a good program for spay and neuter. He'd probably do Hasselcrack for free. Public service. Humanitarian effort or something.
she is totally one of those women that doesn't feel "fulfilled" in life if she's not popping out kids and married. with the fucking house in the 'burbs and the SUV and the fucking dog.
she reminds me of my most annoying cousin. can't fucking stand that sanctimonious bitch. some of us are HAPPY being single and ChildFree.
she strikes me as one of those chicks that always has to be "busy" so they clean just to clean and they get up early on weekends to do chores and stupid shit. you know, cause a moment alone and quiet with their thoughts would cause them to implode.
i hate her. i hate her with every fiber of my being. i want to hit her with my fucking work backpack right in the face.
You know, and I know, that at least one of her spawn's going to (have hooves, yes) be a liberal progressive gay. And at least one is going to write a viscious tell-all that's gonna take the Mommy Dearest crown from Joan and whack it on this stupid twat's vacant head.
Woa...that was quick!
Doesn't the Humane Society have a spay/neuter program in her neighborhood?
Why is it stupid people always overbreed?
Submitted by novieskye
*shivers* I just can't imagine myself with 3 kids, I can barely stand myself.
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LMAO Novie, I sooo agree with you. Too funny!!
Nothing worse than her brown eyes with that blond of hair. Stop trying to be what ya ain't.
Someone needs to put lye in her next Summers Eve.
Attention whore.
Most women wait until the end of the first trimester, when the pregnancy is officially "viable." But I doubt that dumb shit ever had a human sexuality class or any decent sex ed.
Submitted by CASHEW NUTS on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 1:55pm.
Yeah, fug as hell with 0 sense of any style.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RFDCkGzS3T8/SOPwbHHljWI/AAAAAAAAEGQ/yDfOjgcwTd...
conservatives will eventually take over the country
see the movie jesus camp
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Bawba and her sick accumulation of dumb Hos....hmm cant stand the chick, she should nto be having any opinions about anything and should not be allowed to reproduce...litle hitlers are being spawned, thats a CRIME!!
Submitted by KL: Also, how do you know she is a wonderful mother? Are you stalking her and/or screwing her shrink?
HAHAHA! Mega-score!
How the Hasselcrack has got the wingnuts snowed is beyond me. Apparently to be a wonderful mother you only have to lose on Survivor, spew uneducated vitriol on the TV, and whine about how everyone else in society is a horrible parent.
I hope at least one of her kids turn out to be gay. Oh, the irony!
Submitted by Lyn07 on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 3:06pm.
I am so excited for her : ) She will be a wonderful mother just like she is to her other kids!
And for you who hate her. Just because you don't agree with her doesnt mean you have to be mean to her!
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Gee, you don't post here that often-do you? We snark on EVERYONE- get a life.
Also, how do you know she is a wonderful mother? Are you stalking her and/or screwing her shrink?
I am so excited for her : ) She will be a wonderful mother just like she is to her other kids!
And for you who hate her. Just because you don't agree with her doesnt mean you have to be mean to her! This is the USA which means she should have the right to say whatever she wants without stupid comments on here like the ones I am seeing.
Get a life!
She's like a T-shirt cannon!
Proof of the old adage that dumb hos reproduce at higher rates than intelligent women.
I fear for the future of humanity.
Well fuck me sideways.... I thought this day was going to bring good news and not this bullshit. God I hate her.
Please, please, pretty please. Name it Trig.
Has anyone seen this Douchette's teenage pics? She was fucking UGLY with big spectacles. Bitch looked retarded! Now she bleaches her hair and looks semi human, but she is a PRICK in the brains.
Thankfully God is classy and she totally gave Grace her mother's looks and the baby inherited his father's fug mug! Yay!! Nothing worse or more a curse than being a FUG, fanatic Republican blowhard!
I don't agree that she doesn't have a mean bone in her body. Her views on gay marriage are discriminatory and engender bigotry. Everyone always thinks that bigots are obvious and loud. She is one example of someone who can be nice while voting to take away your rights all the while declaring herself to be favored by god.
"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires."
- Susan B. Anthony
She is so naive it's incredible and she sees everything in black and white: "Iraq is bad, the US is the most wonderful place in the world, we must kill all the bad people in the bad place. God bless America!!!"
Oh, and her husband is GROSS! His former football muscles must have melted into fat and he's a baldie to boot and he's not even that old.
I don't like this bitch but she is entertaining. If she wasn't on the View that shit would be stale(er) than old bread. But my god do her and Timmy boy fuck a lot. Didn't they just have a damn kid?
Submitted by fuckingclassy on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 12:43pm.
She said today that this one was a shocker. Yeah, yeah, yeah....
I hate to be so fucking classy but her other 2 kids are really fugly! Grace has squinty eyes a la Zellweger and the little boy is also a beast.
And yes, I agree the World is overpopulaated so breading more than 1 is extremely irresponsible. Those damn Republicans don't care, though.
MK is not as edgy as I thought- he never tells us how he feels about the kids.
Nancy Pelosi??
I think she looks like Brit Brit here.
Joan Rivers look alike?
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I'd love to take a baseball bat to that mug.
I'll only be happy for her if she becomes a Stay-at-home mom and quits her job on TV. Ugh... cannot stand her!
jesus h. tapdancing christ. will she ever quit spawning??? fucking hell. this & bill collectors are about to make me blow my fucking top!
Thank god she didn't say she was "over the moon" either. I was totally bracing for it, but it never came. I knew MK would be thrilled (or maybe just not so angry about this fuckery).
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
I saw this on UsWeekly and immediately high-tailed over here to see if MK had posted @ this abomination on the way this August. I was like ugh. I can't believe we're the same age either. Sigh. I must say, I'm SO glad I don't have three kids right now. That is all.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
She said today that this one was a shocker. Yeah, yeah, yeah....
I hate to be so fucking classy but her other 2 kids are really fugly! Grace has squinty eyes a la Zellweger and the little boy is also a beast.
And yes, I agree the World is overpopulaated so breading more than 1 is extremely irresponsible. Those damn Republicans don't care, though.
MK is not as edgy as I thought- he never tells us how he feels about the kids.
Congrats but didn't she just had one?
she is doing this so she won't get fired from her job.
no one wants to fire a pregnant lady. opens up a legal Pandora's box.
At least she didn't say she was "over the moon" about it. That should make MK happy.
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
Mrs. Gosling ~ forgive me...I'm in a bad mood today.
"...Apparently, "three is the new two"....
As long as four doesn't someday become the new three, etc. My hub is from a large family and hated his childhood. Never enough money, parents were too busy for any one-on-one time (kids raised each other)... My SIL (who adopted) is always saying that the world is over-populated as it is ... Always makes me feel badly that I was "selfish" enough to have two of my own :(
It always amazes me how these types of bitches think that the public cares that they managed to get knocked up. Now we're going to be expected to follow every second of this unholy bitch's baby time. UGH. I cosign every prayer out there for her kid's to grow up into sexually liberal tree huggers.
it's not just that her hair is thin and wispy -- her hair is also about to break off due to all the chemical processes. going bald elicits support or sympathy, but breaking your hair due to poor nutrition, maintenance, or overdoing chemical/styling procedures elicits badgering and taunting.
She seems to breed quite easily & probably isnt high risk, so announcing it early isnt a big deal...I know anything can happen, but she has a couple of good/easy pregnancies under her belt, so the odds are in her favor that she wont miscarry or have to abort or anything.
She is terribly annoying & big mouthed, so I am sure there is no way she can keep a secret.
From what I have heard once you have 2 kids adding another isnt a big deal, especially when you are rich...Going from 1 to 2 is a challenge though.
Well, this will secure her job for at least another year.
It would be way awesome if they fired her stupid ass right before she takes maternity leave.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
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I could give a shit about her politics and I don't watch the View. As to her fuckability - beats the shit out of Whoopie or Baba Walters. Those are the only two I know are on that show.