Mickey Rourke Is Not Ready To Rumble
Mickey Rourke has a hatchetface perfect for the wrestling world, so I'm a little disappointed to hear that he's not going to pulverize opponents with his fug mug on WrestleMania 25. The rumors started when Mickey told E! at the MyFaceDontSAG Awards that he was going to tuck his roid rod into some sexy neon lyrca pants and get down at WrestleMania. Mickey even threatened Chris Jericho by saying, "You better get in shape because I'm coming after your ass." After he said that, Chris' ass cheeks shriveled into his asshole out of fear of coming nalgas to fug with Mickey.
Mickey's threat prompted all parties involved to bounce on Larry King. It was a good night for human virgins with pure blood, because Larry and Mickey were not out hunting them for nourishment. Instead, Mickey was busy taking a verbal beat down from Chris Jericho. Yeah, it's just an act. It's hard to take wrestlers seriously when they always talk in that "I so menacing" voice. Imagine Chris' sexy talk. It's probably a totally boner breaker. Instead of sounding like he wants to softly lick your puss, he probably sounds like he wants to punch and pin it down.
Shortly after Mickey's appearance on Larry King, his spokeswhore issued a statement denying that he was going to go pro. "Mickey was very honored to be asked, as he has the greatest respect for WWE. However, he will not be participating in WrestleMania. He is focusing entirely on his acting career."
Micky was probably just afraid that if someone slapped him the wrong way, his face would go flying off into the audience and that would embarrassing.
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Girls who like him be attention. I have seen his photo on a celebrity and millionaire dating site named " ^^^^^^richdate net^^^^^^^^". Seems he is a certified millionaire there.
I love him and not too surprised by this..he did seriously try boxing for a while and that is why his face got kinds messed up and he started on the plastic surgery.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I don't know if anyone here watches WWE Raw on a regular basis, but Chris "Lion Heart" Jerico plays a 'heel" on the show( a bad guy, asshole type) and he is wonderfull with it. And on Larry King, he was staying in "character". Underneeth it all, Jerico is a nice, and very sexy guy.
Yeah, I know, I am a huge wrestling fan......... But if you get into watching it, and learn about how they do the storylines, you figure out it's just like a soap opera. Just the guys wear outfits the size of drink coasters and look fucking amazing!!!!
Living well is the best revenge.......
my no no rumbles ( NOT in a good way!!) when I look at him. It imediately wants to hork up anything I may have ingested. Yuck his face looks like it rumbled with a weedwhacker AND LOST!
I'd have more respect for him if he was in Wrestlemania than I would if he won an Oscar.
Didn't chris jericho go by the "lion tamer" in WCW?
loooooooool
Seriously, what the hell did he do to his face? Remember him in Body Heat? I would've gone straight for him.
I would bang him until the 'Walls of Jericho' fell to rubble. He may be a douche but he's an f'n hot douche and I'm getting that not so fresh feeling. Sexy blond mutha phucka!
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"It's hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock!"-Trish Suhr of Clean House
Chris Jericho is a tool. He's just trying to squeeze in on the attention and acclaim of Mickey Rourke's performance in The Wrestler to pump up some BS WWE smack-down shit for PPV. How else would this jerk-off, get on Larry King (w/out Vince McMahon to hold his hand)? Plus, in a boxing match I put my money on Mickey. Anyone who elects to drop a thriving acting career, to get their face smashed-in by the hands of another man, is committed to something (maybe crazy)? I don't think Jerri's cut out for that kind of trauma.
This is turning into That whole Cindy Lauper love affair with WWE in the 80's! Chris Jerhico has gotten hot since he cut his hair! Yeah, I'd hit it!
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CJ is PATHETIC, he really needs to lay off of the anger juice now. MR gets points in my book for not letting this get more ridiculous than it was already getting.
Just goes to show the numb nut mentality of the world of wrestling, and i'd throw their monster truck-mania fans under that same umbrella too.
total idiocracy, representing what is wrong in the world, and the reason for birth control.
...be great or be nothing...
and yeah all this Jericho/rourke shit is a scripted storyline. theyre ACTORS, remember?
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I would let Jericho do all sorts of naughty stuff to me. hell even some of the wrestling and/or MMA moves sound hot. Rear naked choke? I dont know what that means but it sounds kinda fun.
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I'm glad you showed this, Chris Jericho is such an uptight asswipe. Let it go, this ain't middle school. Poor Mickey Rourke went about it very classy, but Jericho (fucking gayest name in wrestling, beats out Roddy fucking Piper even) wouldn't let it go. Get over yourself, he has the nerve to say he doesn't respect what Mickey Rourke does???? Is he NUCKIN FUTS? He fake wrestles with sweaty men who REALLY rub their balls in is face. Case closed.
'Cause if there's one thing that she don't like, it's getting gang-raped and her hair extensions swiped...in the ghetto.
Chris Jericho is one hot piece. He's one of the reasons why I still watch the WWE. Him, John Cena and Batista (the bodies). If they do wrestle, it would be fantabulous!
Maybe Chris should say thanks for mentioning my name on the red carpet so I get googled for people that don't know who the hell I am
All this posturing is so silly. These men aren't brave. George Washington was brave, and honorable.
"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires."
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Man... I was so dissapointed. But honestly, I figured that Mickey would back pedal. You have to think about it. I'm sure he was serious about wrestling Jericho, but with the Oscars coming up. His handlers probably told him it would lose points with Hollywood. It's all about image, especially with a comeback like his. But yeah, that's my theory.
Ok, lemme just say that I find it freaking HILARIOUS! how seriously this interview is presented. Sombre and categorical he announces: Disney's Mickey Mouse remains with us, he has earned several awards in the field of cartoon mouse and joining us from the Warner Bros.' Animaniacs, Yacko.
Yacko, have you seen the Sorcerer's Apprentice?
Sure, and I think Mickey did a tremendous job portraying a Socerer's Apprentice in a Disney Movie but there is a vast difference between the actual MAGIC that we are able to create at the side of Steven Spielberg....I mean, I'm an entertainer too, Mickey, but my world is a lot different than your world...I don't think you realize that.
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I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
Mickey Rourke is okay in my book. I respect people who keep moving forward. A big middle finger to adversity is a strength I admire.
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Submitted by The C word on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 12:55pm.
Oh Jake's in a bad way:
http://www.tmz.com/2008/09/15/jake-the-snake-implodes/
I actually thought 'The Wrestler' was based on him.
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Thanks for that. Wow, what a shame but it's good of McMahon to pay for his, and others, rehab, seeing as I doubt the "wrestling" helped much.
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Oh Mickey I don't understand, you look like the joker not a real man, it's guys like you mickey, oh how you scare me....
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I'll walk down the mall, stand over by the wall, where I can see it all, find out who ya call.Lead you to the supermarket, check out some specials and rat food.Get lost in the crowd. One Way or Another...
Wow!! Act or not, Chris really came out looking like a real douche. Mickey, OTOH, came out as a total gentleman, for once.
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I waited on him.He is huge.Really nice too.
Mickey's afraid of jeopardizing his Oscar chances and I can't say that I blame him.
I still think there will be a possibility for him to make a WrestleMania 25 appearance but all talk of him showing up while in the midst of getting that Oscar isn't smart and it seems as if he eventually recognized this.
Submitted by carefreea on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 12:40pm.
Or Jake the Snake Roberts?
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Oh Jake's in a bad way:
http://www.tmz.com/2008/09/15/jake-the-snake-implodes/
I actually thought 'The Wrestler' was based on him.
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A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
"Instead of sounding like he wants to softly lick your puss, he probably sounds like he wants to punch and pin it down."
I loved what MK said about Jericho and pussy,,,,hilarious!
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 12:31pm.
Me too...wheres Razor Ramon???
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Or Jake the Snake Roberts?
There was a time I'd have let Stone Cold do almost anything he wanted to me.
This is the confessions post, right?
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
Mickey looks better than he has in years. Just Google him and see the scary images that come up. Alas so will the ones when he was fucking beautiful as in 9 1/2 Weeks, Pope, etc. Such a shame. As for Jericho, STFU dickwad and show some respect.
This is all an act...WWE IS all an act. Part of the fun (yeah, I used to follow this shit when my son was all into it).
And I would BEG Chris Jericho to do me.
Edited to add: And I would BEG Mickey Rourke to do me, too.
Micky was probably just afraid that if someone slapped him the wrong way, his face would go flying off into the audience and that would embarrassing.
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That is freakin hysterical...Hee hee!!
Could Jericho be any douchier?? He sounds like such a defensive, arrogant, whiny, self righteous ass. There had to be a better way to put on this "act".
Submitted by carefreea on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 12:30pm.
Wow, Jericho's changed since I last watched WWE.
(I'm a bit of a geek about WWF from '88-99)
I'm so ashamed.
Me too...wheres Razor Ramon???
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
What the BLEEP?! He doesn't respect "Mr. Rourke"? But he DID call him by his LAST name! LOL! He's just putting on an act!
Chris Jericho: STFU!!!!!!
Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:05pm.
THERE IS ONLY ONE FUCKING FULL PROOF GODDAMN CURE FOR THE BLUES. A FULL SIZED BOTTLE OF SMIFNOFF AND A TENDER FUCKING GODDAMN ROAST BEEF.
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Chris Jericho is the hotness. I'd let him bodycheck me outta the ring any day of the week. *Purrrrr*
Wow, Jericho's changed since I last watched WWE.
(I'm a bit of a geek about WWF from '88-99)
I'm so ashamed.
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
nightmare central
I personally liked him in Once Upon A Time in Mexico with Banderas and Depp and the rest. Good stuff.
and the ITTEH BITTEH PUPPEH!!! Who doesn't die at the end.
Apparently Mickey supplies all his own wardrobe for the movies he does. He said that he had a bad experience once and refuses to put his clothes in another person's hands. So, he asks what the director wants and goes and finds it himself.
I know Chris Jericho is an assbag but I would totally eff him after like eleven beers.
It's like looking at "Then & Now" pics of Mickey.
Mickey won't be wrasslin anyone as long as he's up for an Oscar...doesn't want to 'pull a Norbit' and screw his chances.
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What dicksqueeze that Chris Jericho is. Good grief, he reminds me of those douchebags that get all faux offended about being 'dissed' in a mock fury.
Asswipe.
I'd still do him though. I'd call him a prick later, but I'd do him.
and, apparently, the dlisted crowd goes *yaaaawn*
Oh, and ever want somebody to comment before you? I waited for a good long time before I submitted this...
I'm actually glad to see Mickey making a comeback. I liked him in 9-1/2 weeks. Of course, I wouldn't be able to see a remake with him looking this bad. Ick.