Friday, January 30th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 29th!
"Eyelash drapes for your Ceiling eyes: the Audrina Collection" - DEADSYISMYPAPICHULO
Runners-up:
Masturbation in Japan has completely different consequences. - Richard-Schlichting
No, Katie, that's not what Tom meant when he said he really digs hairy balls. - TFBuckFutter
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This picture is so gross, at first glance I thought black liquid was gushing from her eyes, damn I've watched too many horror movies.
"Everybody wants to go to Heaven but nobody wants to die"
Congrats winners!
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A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
When Yoko asked for "eye rashes", her stylist had to improvise.
This is the same Japanese Scientologist that did Travolta's weave.
Submitted by prommom on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 7:05am.
This unfortunate bitch ignored repeated warnings to avert her eyes at the Tokyo premiere of "Benjamin Buttons".
This gets my vote. It's funny cos it could be true......
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I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it. (Groucho Marx)
This unfortunate bitch ignored repeated warnings to avert her eyes at the Tokyo premiere of "Benjamin Buttons".
Time to give up the rogaine...
She is not so beautiful as before, maybe this is the reason why she posted a profile on ......celebmingle com......?
You know it is a website for wealthy dating.
The Ring 5
Clearly the scariest one...
Lola trimmed her unibrow, but they just can't get her lashes to stop looking like they belong on a muppet (or Lady Gaga).
Ralphie finally gets his Red Ryder carbine-action 200-shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock... and shoots his eye out. With hair. Twice.
Teenagers, they'll do anything to try and shock ya.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 2:16pm.
Eye dont beweave it!
Submitted by Vern on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 7:08pm.
Eye don't beweave it!
Vern! Tsk tsk tsk. :(
so, i used Cover Girl on my right eye, and Great Lash Mascara on my left. I'm thinking go with the Great Lash, you?? I didn't even have eyelashes before all this!
michelle from nc
D-Listed has officially found it's 'Blind Item' mascot
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Submitted by Typhoid Mary on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:07am.
Manimal5 You always make me laugh!!!!!!!!!!
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Hey thanks,
*tries one of your cookies* *dies*
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Rapunzel, Rapunzel, blink once for yes, twice for no!
Another picture of Madonna's vagina is up for auction today.
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Beyonce will convince Basement Baby that all the stars will be wearing this sexy look from Japan with this photo.
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Kim Zolciak's wig has younger twin brothers working in Japan.
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Blink and you miss it. The...uh...irony that is.
Manimal5 You always make me laugh!!!!!!!!!!
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Growing up, Ali Lohan could never quite shake the feeling that Lindsay was the prettier sister.
My boyfriend was right! Bukaki IS a good conditioner, look what it did to my eyelashes! If you like this you should see my ass crack!
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Just another Swamp rat!
What happened after Sheena from "America's Next Top Model" (cycle 11) went home and tried to "smile with her eyes".
What happens when your 78-year-old sugar daddy tries for a pearl necklace, misses his target and proves once and for all to the scientific community that Viagra can make ANYTHING grow longer and stronger.
Shin Shu believes by extended her lashes using her pubes, she can summon the spirit of Tammy Faye Baker
Audrina Patridge attempts to hide her ceiling eyes with eyelash extensions.
Warning: Do not rub Rogaine into your EYES!
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This is some BENJAMIN BUTTONS meets ROBIN WILLIAMS SHIT.
Fuck. That's freaky. I would really hate to see her pubes.
Her eyeballs, ready to quit that bitch. Grew long locks to to climb out and free themselves from this fucktard.
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Those Japanese horror films are really getting weird.
I told you to get that GD hair out of your eyes, once and for all!!
I licked Mickey Rourke's peen...and this is what I got.
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I don't know why, but this is really upsetting.
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Submitted by luscious_t on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 2:16pm.
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sorry,I just posted the same thing
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"The air smells like stink.Flavored rice and stink." ~Pauly Shore~
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THAT'S SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON SHIT RIGHT THERE !
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"The air smells like stink.Flavored rice and stink." ~Pauly Shore~
And now you want to comb it?!?!?
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Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
you can't pull the wool over my eyes!
Shannon Lee: The Green Whorenet.
that's not what I meant when I asked for the sushi hand roll...
Pube lashes: And now you know why Lady Gaga always wears sunglasses.
But does the carpet match the curtains?
That guy behind her is what's left of that Pattison kid after she stole his hair.
Yuk! Eye think Eye swallowed a pubie!