Thursday, January 29th 2009

Evan Rachel Wood Want Some Respect!

Mickey Rourke has a face only the inside of a toilet could love, but beasts need affection too. Once you put the constant dry heaving in check, Mickey probably knows how to do that shit right. I mean, he had to have learned something from 9 1/2 Weeks, right?

Well, Evan Rachel Wood thinks she's too fucking good for Chowderface Rourke. Miss My Twatty Lips Are Made Out Of Fine Crystal is pretty much offended by the rumors that she's licking on Mickey's pork rind peen. She told Rolling Stone, "I’m upset because I feel disrespected by the press and by Mr. Rourke. Just because I’m single doesn’t mean that you can take advantage of me. It’s unfair that the performances might suffer because of all of these distractions. I'm not attracted to him, he's too old for me. Nothing ever happened and nothing ever will."

Mickey didn't queef in her ear, so why she so mad at him? Or maybe he did and that's why she feels disrespected? Whatever. You know, I felt disrespected when I watched her butcher a few Beatles songs, but I smoked a bowl, slapped my a-hole and got over it. She should do the same.

And this bitch is delusional for sticking her nose up at Mickey when she has sucked on Marilyn Manson's baby powder-covered skelepeen. I'd take Mickey's stretched out mug over Marilyn Manson's anything any day.

Posted by: Michael K


Margo's picture

Publicity ho. 'Nuff said.

beatslikebombs's picture

That's just fucking insulting. She can be attracted to Marilyn Manson -- who isn't even human but Mr. Rourke is too below her? bitch please...

I'd be annoyed as all get out, if someone draped their arm around me with a cig in their hand. Particularily while drinking. I hate cigarette burns on clothing, skin, etc.

Is it wrong for a woman like her to have sugar daddy?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like ^^^^^^^^^celebmingle .com^^^^^^^^^^.. what will the world be??

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To hell with her! In every single interview I've seen with him, when he gets complimented on his performance, he very graciously deflects it and gives the credit to Darren Aronofsky and his co-stars. He's had nothing but nice things to say about ERW, and there's also the infamous video where he threatens to "break that f***** legs" for spreading rumors about the two of them. So who is disrespecting who here? She sure seemed happy enough when he won the Golden Globe award, I wonder if she may be a little jealous because he's the one getting all the media attention?

Trying to get some fame is sad but when you have been out of the loop you just go for what seems interesting(which this is not).This man has been put through the grinder,and not literally.He knows how to act and that speaks volumes.Leave a bitch alone,and yes,I do love 9 1/2 weeks!Hot shit.

Girl, just embrace the peen. If Angelina Jolie is any indication, a reputation for being a hooker works the opposite in Hollyweird as it does in the rest of the world.

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:32am.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:22am.

Hi grape,
I don't know if Rourke finally has changed his life for the better permanantly or not, but his last movie was really touching and moving.

I'm hoping the best for him, despite what he looks like. Sometimes people do change. Time will tell.
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Manimal, you're alright...you balance out compassion and smartassness perfectly...i think you're one to watch!...I feel like you're about to blow up big time...just remember me when...

Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:22am.

Hi grape,
I don't know if Rourke finally has changed his life for the better permanantly or not, but his last movie was really touching and moving.

I'm hoping the best for him, despite what he looks like. Sometimes people do change. Time will tell.

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I would like to state for the record that even though i am codependent for mickey rourke, and i do plan to go to family week next treatment round, i, in no way find him sexually attractive.

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I'm sorry, who is she and why should I care?

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Tiger: good point...i'm working on it...it just seems like Hollywood is making loving mickey rourke a fad...you know nobody would touch this guy with a ten foot pole back in the day when he was wacked on crack and beating his wife...just seems hypocritical to me...as soon as this is over, who's gonna be bestowing mickey accolades and giving him decent parts when he's effed up on speedballs beating this girl...Dr. Drew, i guess... but the only reason he's gonna touch him is to feed his celeb rehab "experiment"

in terms of showing yourself on screen, warts and all...if i were desperate enough to get back into the limelight, i'd put it on exhibition...mickey's good at exhibition look at his biggest movies...showing my failures is much easier for me than showing my shining moments...at least when i put my failures out there, i feel as though I can control whether you can reject me...if i put the "good" parts of me out there, then YOU have the power to reject me.

you know wat, dammit, i know why i don't want this guy lifted up so high, it's because it's farther to fall...i'm not sure these industry people really care about him...i don't hate mickey for wife beating...i care for mickey, and i don't want to see him self-destruct again

Tiger: how much do i owe you for this therapy season?...i'm going straight to Alanon and discuss my codependency issues for Mickey Rourke.

I'm codependent for mickey...there, i said it, feels better to get it out there...awww, shucks, Tiger...you're the greatest *tears falling, snot pouring out nose, hyperventilating*

Home's picture

"Mickey Rourke has a face only the inside of a toilet could love, but beasts need affection too."

Aww. Wayyyyy Harsh!

:(

But true.

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The vat of acid his handlers dipped him in should be sued.

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 11:52pm.

The low rider hangs a little lower
Low rider, is a real goer

Grab a little nip, tweak a little nip with me-ee

Grab a little nip, tweak a little nip with me-ee

Grab a little nip, tweak a little nip with me-ee

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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.

Miss Thang

I agree , she should have just shut the light & enjoyed...but she was worried about her image poor girl...

This chick is a cold fish. Look at her. Sex is a tool to her; a way to get ahead. But don't think I'm going to feel sorry for Mickey over this. He's a conceited asshole. I'm rooting for him to get passed over for the Oscar. Otherwise we'll be looking at his f**ked up face for the next ten years. The two of them deserve each other. Next!

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Submitted by TITS on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 11:44pm.
Submitted by Miss Thang on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 11:37pm.

yeah! What she said! Ditto!

*rubs coconut butter on tigerlilys buds*
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Buds? Hello???? *looking down at tiger tits* I'm STACKED, I'll have you know...Oh yeah...
strike up the band...
*shaking tiger ass*....

She's a brick----house
Mighty mighty, just lettin' it all hang out
She's a brick----house
The tiger's stacked and that's a fact,
ain't holding nothing back.

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 11:37pm.

yeah! What she said! Ditto!

*rubs coconut butter on tigerlilys buds*

.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.

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Submitted by homer on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 11:22pm.
she has a clear case of boink & regret

You know, the more I look at that pic I think, you know it's ERW's loss. I mean, okay Mickey's face is fucked up although he's been looking better lately. STILL, I think he is a very passionate, sensual man who could have been the best lay this bitch had in her lifetime (considering her taste in men). She don't know the value of having a man that knows what he's doing in the sack. Or maybe she's one of those chicks that really doesnt get any pleasure from sex itself so it doesnt matter if it's good or bad

I am just too much. - Joan Crawford

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Submitted by TITS on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 11:28pm.
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TITS,
what it the boobielicious titastic HELL is going on here?????
Let's just all rub our boobies and get along...

On topic: Mickey wants to rub some boobies...

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

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Submitted by Karen Flatts on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 11:05pm.

hold still.

*twist twist*
*twist twist*
*twist twist*
*twist twist*
*twist twist*
*twist twist*

how about now?

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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.

Miss Thang's picture

Er, ahem. Yes there r vapid bitches like that in every generation.. they grow up to be the Real Housewives of wherever.

I'm 23, first in my family to graduate from college, use my brain on a daily basis, and have a deep respect for history. I know dumb bitches my age and I also know smart ones with depth. Idk, maybe I just didn't have the choice to be empty headed. My momma didnt raise me like that

I am just too much. - Joan Crawford

she has a clear case of boink & regret

Monalicious's picture

Spending so much time looking at Mickey makes me wonder if he went to one of those "Injection Parties" with Pricilla Presley?

Living well is the best revenge.......

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Submitted by Karen Flatts on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 11:05pm.
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Whachu talkin' bout Karen Flatts...*checking tiger tits, none burning*....

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

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Submitted by luckycharms on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 10:56pm.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 10:44pm.

I couldn't have said it better. A lot of these younger bitchs annoy the hell out of me with their fakey fakey voices, 3 carat diamond solitares and rolling tanks on wheels. But they are empty shells. Void of any real personality or real feelings.
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I agree-- although I hate to generalize and say they are all like that, because I guess there are exceptions, I just haven't met any. I really believe that it is an incredibly hard thing to do to break out of that persona for these girls-- they probably shut down from any real emotions because if they had to face their truly vapid lives, they would lose it.

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Submitted by Karen Flatts on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 10:44pm.

I couldn't have said it better. A lot of these younger bitchs annoy the hell out of me with their fakey fakey voices, 3 carat diamond solitares and rolling tanks on wheels. But they are empty shells. Void of any real personality or real feelings.

I can't quit you babe, so I guess I got to put you down for a while--Led Zeppelin

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Submitted by TITS on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 10:46pm.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 10:43pm.

Alright. I hate to sound like a crotchety old bitch here,
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HAHHAHA since when?
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I guess I could say since there was this other poster who made it their mission to sermonize to everyone here about taking the "higher road" and not being so closed minded. If I recall, they also lectured someone on taking any opportunity to just jump on someone they didn't like from prior conversations just because they could, and not based on the actual comment to which they were replying. Oh wait...are your boobs burning?

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 10:36pm.
Submitted by Miss Thang on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 10:32pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 10:25pm.

Re: Vegas....WOOHOO....*shaking all six nipple tassled tiger tits*...Yeah baby!

Evening all!

I knew it TL is a professional...were you at the Mirage? Siegfreid AND Roy? Sexay
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Er, I don't like to emphasize that "Roy" part in my promotional literature...for *ahem* professional reasons....

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

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Submitted by Karen Flatts on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 10:43pm.

Alright. I hate to sound like a crotchety old bitch here,
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HAHHAHA since when?

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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.

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Alright. I hate to sound like a crotchety old bitch here, but this seems to be a prime example of her generation's attitude towards the world. Especially 20-something females. They give off this superiority vibe and an "I don't give a fuck who did what or what happened before my time, I am so fucking wonderful all that matters is me and what I will do" attitude. Robert fucking DeNiro could walk up and say hello and they would just say "Who? Ewww. He's so OLD". They embrace anorexia and NOT sweating at the gym in their two-inch sports bras and look at anyone over the age of 30 as "gross".

The gym I go to happens to have a plethora of these obnoxious little bitches, and they will walk in pairs or more coming right at you, and if you don't move they will literally knock into you and then give you a dirty look and a snide comment behind your back. However, call them on their bullshit and they usually run away-- basically they are tough as shit in packs but if you single one out the rest turn on her and run. GREAT fucking generation we have coming up-- self-absorbed shallow twits marrying total gel-addicted tools.

Oh, and Mickey Rourke totally better win over Penn and Benjamin Butthole Pitt.

I'd like to share it with the hotties who also like sports I met at ***http://wealthymeetup.com***, where the successful and affluent singles and hot girls and models to hook up for Love, Romance, Flirt and Sexy Dating!

The role for Rourke in The Wrestler is a natural for him. Great performance and should get him the Oscar.

*hopes Sean Penn loses*

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 10:32pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 10:25pm.

Re: Vegas....WOOHOO....*shaking all six nipple tassled tiger tits*...Yeah baby!

Evening all!

I knew it TL is a professional...were you at the Mirage? Siegfreid AND Roy? Sexay
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 10:16pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 9:59pm.

Definitely, I think Mickey showed more of his soul, his heart, the cold, dark, hard truth of his life in the wrestler. he has no where to "escape" in the character. it's a wonder he didn't end up an emotional mess after filming this shit. In fact he seems more even-keeled than he has in years!
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Yeah, I agree. It's almost like it was cathartic for him. I read an interview with him and it seems he's still in denial about his face! He said something like people tell him he looks "different" and he says some shit like "Well, yeah, when people age they look different". Who knows if he really said that, but if he did, he recovered from that role or preferred to let it speak for his face because that mug ain't from aging.... I do think though, he is getting treatment for his face. He looks A LOT better than he did, and I reckon in a few years, he'll look normal...You heard it here first...

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 10:25pm.

Re: Vegas....WOOHOO....*shaking all six nipple tassled tiger tits*...Yeah baby!

Jesus, the visual from that comment..

I am just too much. - Joan Crawford

letinstar's picture

isn't this the chick that had marilyn manson's balls dropped on her face and she feels she's too good for mickey rourke's hachet face...
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Frybread's picture

What a little bitch. She has no reason to speak like Mickey Rourek is tainted when SHE was the one who dated that freak MM. Even if I was drunk and she was coming on to me in a bar I would never touch her after that!

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Submitted by TITS on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 10:08pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 9:59pm.

well said pussy.

have you heard that angie has been nominated for a oscar? stunned mk didn't do a story on it. STUNNED! Can't wait to see her lose.

AND are you aware of the las vegas fuckery that's going on? the Dlisted whore-a-palooozer? Can you get in touch with your cousins before they're bussed to the hotel? Just to say 'hi' to the various attendees you understand.
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Yeah, well. Here's my take on Angie: she is a good actress in many respects and COULD be a great actress, I believe, but her own narcissism and people blowing smoke up her ass prevent her from striving and suffering for that role that REALLY makes a great performance. It's just not there. It could be, but this bitch is simply too vain. So TEAM MICKEY ALL THE WAY! He suffered for that role, no doubt. Give him an Oscar...or give it to Peen, I hate his ass, but that he was incredible in that role....
Re: Vegas....WOOHOO....*shaking all six nipple tassled tiger tits*...Yeah baby!

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girl_cheese's picture

Oh yeah, and I'll bet the RS reporter was peeing himself laughing while she was saying, "disrespected by the press ..." I almost couldn't type that, I had to LOL.

girl_cheese's picture

Oh shit, I finally read the whole thing. What's she doing with him if they're not bumping no-no holes? She's letting him think he's gonna tap that just so paps will keep taking pics of her. Why doesn't she say it to his face, "This isn't going anywhere. You're too old for me, babe. I'm sorry. Gimme a hug." She won't say it because she needs the Rourke. Without him there's minimal interest in her.

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I have to agree with MK on this one. That slut has no right to pretend to be picky about the dudes she bumps uglies with.

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 9:59pm.

Definitely, I think Mickey showed more of his soul, his heart, the cold, dark, hard truth of his life in the wrestler. he has no where to "escape" in the character. it's a wonder he didn't end up an emotional mess after filming this shit. In fact he seems more even-keeled than he has in years!

PS. For anyone who's interested- The Bio channel is showing the Freddie Mercury bio at 10, then George Michael at 11. I know what I'll be watching til I fall asleep 2nite

I am just too much. - Joan Crawford

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 9:59pm.

well said pussy.

have you heard that angie has been nominated for a oscar? stunned mk didn't do a story on it. STUNNED! Can't wait to see her lose.

AND are you aware of the las vegas fuckery that's going on? the Dlisted whore-a-palooozer? Can you get in touch with your cousins before they're bussed to the hotel? Just to say 'hi' to the various attendees you understand.

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Tupperware is not an eating vessel.

Does anyone else wish they could get their stylist-wannabe hands on the Rourke for the Oscars? Mashed face aside, he could look great with a complete makeover.

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Speaking of Demon Rum...isn't that what's in Rourke's gorilla hands

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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 9:28pm.

Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 9:21pm.

Why does this place turn into an internet living room at night?
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Um...because the internet office shuts down and everyone goes home...?
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don't forget to factor in the demon rum!

on topic - Oh I would. In a heartbeat.

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Tupperware is not an eating vessel.

@Miss Thang: HAHAHA! Exactly.

Evan Rachel Wood: You are now eligible to receive a shipment of my recalled, potentially contaminated Peanut Butter Powerbars.

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 9:44pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 9:36pm.

I agree, I think it would be a bigger challenge to play a character similar to yourself than one completely different. Too painful, but that's just a testament to Mickey's inner strength. He's kicked the addiction to the bad shit and ready to move the fuck on.

On Topic: Evan Rachel Wood, u could never get with my avie in his heyday, trick!
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Yeah, but maybe it depends upon how narcissistic you are whether or not you even really get the depth of it. I mean, I think if you're the type of person that "has no regrets", and you are playing yourself as a "tragic figure", you don't base your performance on the tragedy, but the glamour. You let the story tell the tragedy, never the character, like Angelina Jolie.
She plays herself, but she NEVER plays ugly, even in "Gia". The real Gia was so ravaged by her addiction, she was unrecognizable. Angie didn't take her performance to that level. And she went through an awkward stage as a kid, so she could have channeled that, and insisted that the whole modeling/drug culture NOT be glamourized and that she look SHOCKINGLY BAD, but she didn't. She will NEVER go that far for any role because she's too narcissistic.
Mickey put it out there, playing himself? Maybe. But playing the UGLY TRUTH of himself which takes GUTS to do. It had to be emotionally taxing. We all lie to ourselves a little, just a little in order to survive. To not only have to strip that away, but to do it in front of the entire world???? I dunno. That's suffering for your art. All Sean Peen had to do was french Franco. Tough job....

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Submitted by Nippy on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 9:51pm.
@poor: This chick was with Manson. She clearly has no problem with unattractive. Come on!!

LMFAO, don't u mean "Common!" a la Asscrack Kutcher :D

I am just too much. - Joan Crawford