Thursday, January 29th 2009

Evan Rachel Wood Want Some Respect!

Mickey Rourke has a face only the inside of a toilet could love, but beasts need affection too. Once you put the constant dry heaving in check, Mickey probably knows how to do that shit right. I mean, he had to have learned something from 9 1/2 Weeks, right?

Well, Evan Rachel Wood thinks she's too fucking good for Chowderface Rourke. Miss My Twatty Lips Are Made Out Of Fine Crystal is pretty much offended by the rumors that she's licking on Mickey's pork rind peen. She told Rolling Stone, "I’m upset because I feel disrespected by the press and by Mr. Rourke. Just because I’m single doesn’t mean that you can take advantage of me. It’s unfair that the performances might suffer because of all of these distractions. I'm not attracted to him, he's too old for me. Nothing ever happened and nothing ever will."

Mickey didn't queef in her ear, so why she so mad at him? Or maybe he did and that's why she feels disrespected? Whatever. You know, I felt disrespected when I watched her butcher a few Beatles songs, but I smoked a bowl, slapped my a-hole and got over it. She should do the same.

And this bitch is delusional for sticking her nose up at Mickey when she has sucked on Marilyn Manson's baby powder-covered skelepeen. I'd take Mickey's stretched out mug over Marilyn Manson's anything any day.

Posted by: Michael K


@Miss Thang: That's good. Hang in there, girl!

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Submitted by Nippy on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 9:46pm.

I'm just trying to take care of myself & stay positive. I apply to anywhere from 10-30 jobs each day, so we'll see :/

I'm starting to apply to administrative assistant type jobs, instead of just staying in my PR/Marketing field. If I don't get anything in the next two weeks, I'll go ahead and get a teaching certificate.

I am just too much. - Joan Crawford

@poor: This chick was with Manson. She clearly has no problem with unattractive. Come on!!

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I'll give Evan Rachel Wood a pass because of her youth. When you're that young, looks are very important, and you're still self-conscious enough not to want to be associated with someone extremely unnattractive. Mickey Rourke is very talented, and I hope he wins the Oscar, but he looks like hell.

@Miss Thang: Damn right about the man in his heyday....

How are you feeling tonight? We've all been sending positive job thoughts your way.

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 9:36pm.

I agree, I think it would be a bigger challenge to play a character similar to yourself than one completely different. Too painful, but that's just a testament to Mickey's inner strength. He's kicked the addiction to the bad shit and ready to move the fuck on.

On Topic: Evan Rachel Wood, u could never get with my avie in his heyday, trick!

I am just too much. - Joan Crawford

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Too old.
Okay, so the 20 year gap with Manson is nothing apparently?

I think Evan needs a nice big cup of STFU.

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Edit to add: Once Evan Rachel Wood gained her claim to fame by acting like a big fake quasi-goth attention whore and was done with Manson, she looks like a "freak" on her own, which is all she wants anyway.

She falls into the 13 year old bisexual wiccan at Hot Topic category too. She's not "goth", she's a wannabe.

I don't think she's fucking Mickey Rourke unless it's for some credibility.

I think she fucked Marilyn Manson for shock value.

Too bad Marilyn Manson hasn't been shocking since 1994.

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Mickey Rourke is FUG, Evan Rachel Woodforbrains is fucking ugly too. They make me want to puke on there faces just so i wouldn't have to look at that shit. Shes a dirty saggy hag. and hes a dirty saggy.... hes just dirty and saggy. His face looks like a moldy, smashed up, unopened sack of sliced bread. and And since she let marilyn stick his "Baby powder-covered" (HA!) slim jim in her twat, I'm sure that smells like a dead cat filled with sour cottage cheese AS WELL. These fucktards should fly over the moon with there STINK BITCH selves

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Marilyn Manson is a poor amalgam of KISS, Ziggy Stardust, and Alice Cooper. Just ickier.

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Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 8:52pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 8:32pm.
Submitted by zomay on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 8:27pm.
I hope Rourke or Sean Penn wins. I really think it is going to be hard for Pitt to beat Penn. Sean blended completely into the character.
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I didn't see Rourke's movie, but Sean gave an AMAZING performance, absolutely AMAZING. I loved that movie deeply. Unforch, I loathe Sean Penn with a passion, so even though I can say he deserves to be a contender, and even though I've not seen Rourke's movie, I'm TEAM HATCHET FACE!

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Please explain: i just don't get this Mickey Rourke thing that's happening these days...

lemme see, he played a down and out wrestler with a washed up career looking for redemption...hmmm? who does that sound like???? um...Mickey Rourke, maybe???? How is that brilliant acting...he's basically playing himself, except HE'S A WRESTLER...woohoo! Yeah, I said it! Hate away!
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I can't hate on you, Grapedrink...you are too close to PURPLEDRANK, and no DLister worth an ass log can hate on PURPLEDRANK...
However, I just can't LIKE Sean Peen enough to want him to win...I just can't.
And I'd agree with you re: Mickey Rourke if he hadn't established himself as a respectable actor before he said 'bye good' to Hollywood and went into boxing....than played a character too similar to himself.
BUT,and this is merely a question: is it really THAT easy to "play yourself" if you can't act? It seems it would be so, but I don't think I could play a convincing "me" on stage. Remember, it's gotta be a warts and all portrait. I don't want to go there. I'd rather lose myself in a character that is so unlike me, but I can still get to what makes her tick. To play someone so tragically like me would be a psychological nightmare for me. I couldn't do it. I wouldn't do it. I don't know.
I'd rather see Peen win over Brad though, not cuz I hate Bradley, but I just don't think he's yet given an Oscar worthy performance, and I'm sure THAT BENJIMAN BUTTON'S shit is no exception.
Loved his hot ass in Fight Club, howeves...

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Apparently he never stopped carrying a torch for Carrie Otis after they broke up. She had massive heroin problems, if I remember correctly, which apparently had something to do with the domestic violence call. I'm not sure what the real story behind that was.

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She's lying, she's totally effing him.

You can't tell me that you'd fuck Marilyn Manson, but seem shocked and offended that people would think you were effing Mickey Rourke? Hyprocrite say what???
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Maybe my wine is spiked but...Didn't Rourke play in Orchid? Didn't he marry Cary Otis? Didn't he also bitch slap her around?

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Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 9:21pm.

Why does this place turn into an internet living room at night?
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Um...because the internet office shuts down and everyone goes home...?

♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!

ERW is not worthy of the Rourke. Go away and find an emo douchebag your own age to date.

So agree girlcheese! That cloning crap is some creepy Pet Cemetery to me!

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Hasn't Skeletina tried this in the early 2000s?

"IT'S THE PUBLIC'S FAULT FOR TAKING IT THE WRONG WAY. THEY'RE THE REAL PERVERTS FOR MISUNDERSTANDING RANDOM SEX ACTS AND MAKEOUT SESSIONS IN PUBLIC"

Fucking attention whore.

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Why does this place turn into an internet living room at night?

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So what if some of the crayons are missing; use the ones still in the box. Maybe the world needs a purple horse.

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On topic: bitch is disrespecting the Rourke. He's better of without her.

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Who's that ghost standing next to Rourke. He might be older now but he looked better than her when he was her age.

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Off topic: I can't understand why the FL couple wants to clone their dog for $150,000 when so many animal shelters NEED THAT MONEY. Like crazy stalker lady - remember that one? - cloning her dog in South Korea for $30,000. Shelter animals need good homes! Yes, you loved your pet like no other, but let him rest in peace. He or she would like to see you at the shelter filling out paperwork.

Ok, I'm done.

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Damn. Bitch is showing some disrespect for the Rourke. Mickey Rourke is (read "was") a bigger star than homegirl could ever hope to be. I don't see her Oscar nom anywhere. And likely never will. Honey, the Rourke is 20 steps up from Marilyn. Just check out Angel Heart to understand. Lisa Bonet was all over that shit.

Submitted by SICKITTEN on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 9:07pm.
OK, pills starting to hit. Goodnight. I'll blog some and be on here tomorrow. Gotta be up extra early to work to set traps for feral cats that need medical attention. I'm doing my part in this world. The world is better with me in it and not these stupid celebs who have no heart. That's why I love bitching about celebs because push comes to shove, I am so much better than them
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Bless your heart SICKITTEN! G'nite!
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Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:05pm.
THERE IS ONLY ONE FUCKING FULL PROOF GODDAMN CURE FOR THE BLUES. A FULL SIZED BOTTLE OF SMIFNOFF AND A TENDER FUCKING GODDAMN ROAST BEEF.

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Submitted by jbelle on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 9:08pm.

Your welcome, and thanx. She is one of many.
I used to work at the Dent County Animal Shelter in Missouri a few years back. How tragic for the poor animals who died in that fire. Glad to help!

Mickey Rourke!
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Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:05pm.
THERE IS ONLY ONE FUCKING FULL PROOF GODDAMN CURE FOR THE BLUES. A FULL SIZED BOTTLE OF SMIFNOFF AND A TENDER FUCKING GODDAMN ROAST BEEF.

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Thanks so much DevilGirl!
They need this so much, it's not my city but they deserve it!
Beautiful kitty by the way!

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Submitted by SICKITTEN on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 9:02pm.

Angel, i don't have a sign in. the security code you have to enter to make comment is annoying, and I've said it. Really, a very personal site. Don't really even need to put email address, though it says you do. Sorry

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O - I thought when I checked it a long time ago it had sign in...hmmm...I may have misread it...my bad. Now, I know:)

♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!

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Submitted by SpiceDong on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 7:43pm.

here's the rubber doll suit I am referring to.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkw4_lXx4bQ

Can't believe you guys don't remember this fuckery.
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ew.

this one is nicer: http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=ccZPK2GPf5A

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OK, pills starting to hit. Goodnight. I'll blog some and be on here tomorrow. Gotta be up extra early to work to set traps for feral cats that need medical attention. I'm doing my part in this world. The world is better with me in it and not these stupid celebs who have no heart. That's why I love bitching about celebs because push comes to shove, I am so much better than them

Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 9:02pm.
He is disappointing me with this squeaky clean crap. Gramps needs to get Shia loaded and take him out shuffleboarding.

hahaha. Yup. Shia has no wheels for a year! I made a small effort to figure out who gramps is and couldn't.

Submitted by jbelle on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 8:56pm.

I voted!
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Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:05pm.
THERE IS ONLY ONE FUCKING FULL PROOF GODDAMN CURE FOR THE BLUES. A FULL SIZED BOTTLE OF SMIFNOFF AND A TENDER FUCKING GODDAMN ROAST BEEF.

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Sheeps, I looked online and saw the old dude. No clue, but he does look familiar. He is disappointing me with this squeaky clean crap. Gramps needs to get Shia loaded and take him out shuffleboarding.

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Angel, i don't have a sign in. the security code you have to enter to make comment is annoying, and I've said it. Really, a very personal site. Don't really even need to put email address, though it says you do. Sorry

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~Submitted by Lory on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 7:53pm.

Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 7:36pm.

Okay, I found this trying to google the rubber suit, that's as far as I go...

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q140/lashbdsm/the_rubber_doll_and_ast...

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Actually, that is Brad and Angelina....
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For reals? I can't view the photo now, it says its been deleted. Damn the Brangelina legal team is quick!

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@SICKITTEN:

*sigh* I DO hit you up on the regular and see what's going on over there but I am at a STRICT sign up quota right now. I have multiple accounts for everything and yet to really get it all organized. Once I do that..and, maybe, thin the herd a little I might be able to. But don't think I don't think it's cool - I go there. I just am NOT allowed any more internet interactivity right now.

♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!

Off topic (bad I know but it is for the animals)

Please vote the Humane Society of Durham as favorite shelter, it was just burned down by a horrible fire that killed over 150 animals.
The winning shelter gets $10 000 much needed dollars, they are not a government sponsored shelter so they are on their own!

Link to vote:
http://www.care2.com/animalsheltercontest/76570

On topic: It looks like Mickey's face was in that fire.

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she cant make any age comments anymore after dating marilyn. She probably regrets saying that

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Submitted by girl_cheese on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 8:49pm.
You are one of my kind. I've been doing rescues since a kid.

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 8:32pm.
Submitted by zomay on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 8:27pm.
I hope Rourke or Sean Penn wins. I really think it is going to be hard for Pitt to beat Penn. Sean blended completely into the character.
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I didn't see Rourke's movie, but Sean gave an AMAZING performance, absolutely AMAZING. I loved that movie deeply. Unforch, I loathe Sean Penn with a passion, so even though I can say he deserves to be a contender, and even though I've not seen Rourke's movie, I'm TEAM HATCHET FACE!

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Please explain: i just don't get this Mickey Rourke thing that's happening these days...

lemme see, he played a down and out wrestler with a washed up career looking for redemption...hmmm? who does that sound like???? um...Mickey Rourke, maybe???? How is that brilliant acting...he's basically playing himself, except HE'S A WRESTLER...woohoo! Yeah, I said it! Hate away!

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Leave me a comment Angel and stop by from time to time. Make me laugh, you always do. www.sickitten.com

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Ty, sickitten. I luvs me some kittens myself. I do animal rescues & the best moment I had was with a friend when we were signing peeps up for free spays & neuters. A grown woman said to us, like it was one of the mysteries of the universe, "My dog keeps having puppies!!" Two beats and my friend says, "Is she spayed?" This lady was in the middle of saying, "She's like a puppy factory!" And then gets a look on her face like a 100-watt light bulb coming on. We tried to sign her up for a free spay but it was too much for her. A mystery of the universe had been solved and she was verklempt. But at least we gave her our phone number and got a promise to call. This is why I hate useless twats like Parasite Hilton. My friends and I work full-time, have homes and families to take care of & we still work in the community when we could be home sleeping.

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Angel, yes I am going somewhere. To my site that has nothing about making money but just begging for other friends that love the gossip just like me.

I say what I want without being moderated and I don't moderate anyone. It is my site and I am cool about it. I actually put some MAJOR issues to bed that I have with my site.

I bitch about celebs, boyfriend and fair-weather friends. I also have money saving beauty tips (check October archives). I save animals and am the real deal. Stop by. My name here.com. Told ya so!

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@SICKITTEN:

*dabs tear* Aw, that's so sweet! Honestly, I'm such a bitch, IRL - if only they knew;p Just keeeeeding! I'm such a joker AND a bitch - last night I exploded at my kid for being a smartass, came here to chill and be a smartass, (which I am also IRL but anonymity rocks, I must say) and hadda go back and say sarry (and a thing or two about self-restraint, mind).

♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!

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Submitted by zomay on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 8:41pm.
Tigerlilly agree, I want Rourke to win. I would not be surprised at all if Sean did though. He is an A HOLE, but that guy is on top of his game.
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Yep, if I didn't despise the mother fucker so much, I would say he DESERVES to win, but I just can't bring myself to say it...It was an STELLAR performance, though, and a great, amazing and important movie. I think it's a toss up though...I'm kinda thinking Mickey might win, just because I think he's the "comeback kid" and EVERYONE loves a good "comeback story". There's no way in hell Brad will win...(I pray).

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Submitted by TITS on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 8:30pm.
Submitted by Oxygen on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 7:51pm.

Submitted by TITS on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 7:30pm.

I did see the wrestler and noticed it then.

ps it's a good movie and you don't have to like wrestling to enjoy it. i sure as hell don't.
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I thought Rourke did an excellent job in The Wrestler. It kind of mimicked his life...the ups and downs of his career both on film and in the ring.

BUT, as for him getting an Oscar (or Penn for that matter...and eventhough both gave spectacular performances) I think it's gonna go to the dude that portrays NIXON.

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Submitted by SICKITTEN on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 8:41pm.

There's something hot about Carrot Top and the fat puerto rican guy from lost. Deal!
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You have brought shame to black cats everywhere.

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Submitted by Triscuit on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 8:42pm.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 8:36pm.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
WHY?

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See last reply to angel_i.

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 8:32pm.

hahaha. I feel the same way: I know Penn's a great actor, but he bugs me so much I won't pay to see one of his movies.

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Why do his fingernails look like toilet seats?

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So what if some of the crayons are missing; use the ones still in the box. Maybe the world needs a purple horse.

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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 8:38pm.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 8:35pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 7:54pm.

O yeah, baby...now you just made me think how hot it would be to be the meat in a Mickey Rourke/Carrot Top sandwich! With mayo!
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Drop the bong. Step slowly away from the roadkill.

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