Evan Rachel Wood Want Some Respect!
Mickey Rourke has a face only the inside of a toilet could love, but beasts need affection too. Once you put the constant dry heaving in check, Mickey probably knows how to do that shit right. I mean, he had to have learned something from 9 1/2 Weeks, right?
Well, Evan Rachel Wood thinks she's too fucking good for Chowderface Rourke. Miss My Twatty Lips Are Made Out Of Fine Crystal is pretty much offended by the rumors that she's licking on Mickey's pork rind peen. She told Rolling Stone, "I’m upset because I feel disrespected by the press and by Mr. Rourke. Just because I’m single doesn’t mean that you can take advantage of me. It’s unfair that the performances might suffer because of all of these distractions. I'm not attracted to him, he's too old for me. Nothing ever happened and nothing ever will."
Mickey didn't queef in her ear, so why she so mad at him? Or maybe he did and that's why she feels disrespected? Whatever. You know, I felt disrespected when I watched her butcher a few Beatles songs, but I smoked a bowl, slapped my a-hole and got over it. She should do the same.
And this bitch is delusional for sticking her nose up at Mickey when she has sucked on Marilyn Manson's baby powder-covered skelepeen. I'd take Mickey's stretched out mug over Marilyn Manson's anything any day.
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Man, he has gorilla hands...
I think what she really meant to say is: "He's too single for me."
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Okay, I found this trying to google the rubber suit, that's as far as I go...
http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q140/lashbdsm/the_rubber_doll_and_ast...
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Dick happens! - MK
he knows he got lucky, to be given another chance at fame, so he's using her juicy young ass to maximize his moment, 'flashing the pimp sign', as my friend used to call it. yes, little nazi girl, he's a DOG. get over it.
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she's probably half-wit / she must be straight
bound to have a mother who knows nothing but hate
Submitted by SpiceDong on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 6:58pm.
Ummm, rubber doll suit? Not sure I want to know but since I have lived through all of MK's "don't click that!" links....
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Submitted by TITS on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 7:30pm.
OMG yes. Don't they look like fake nails? They also look painted, pale pink maybe?
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Baby carrots are trying to turn me gay.
whats up with his fingernails?
fungus?
they look like little oyster shells.
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Tupperware is not an eating vessel.
Dita von Teese
Dita von Teese
Dita von Teese
Thats all I can think of.
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Baby carrots are trying to turn me gay.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 7:20pm.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 7:07pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 6:54pm.
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Ouu..do tell..technicolour yawn?
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was mickey rourke ever attractive??
I think that Mickey is probably a very naughty boy in the sack. And really, who wants a good boy?
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"Nottingham have now lost six matches in a row without winning." (Coleman)
So screwing Manson who is twice her age in one of his videos, not disrespectful and not too old, being linked to a 50 something Rourke, bad. Gotcha. Girl has to draw the line somewhere.
I think respect for this snot went out the winda when she made that gross video with Manson..I mean UGH!! That shit made Mickeys face here seem quite attractive in comparison...
She wasn't respectful to herself when she chose to hang out with Manson and adopted his ex-wife's look. Dita 2.0. Like she comes from royalty. What did Rourke do exactly that offended her so?
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Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:05pm.
THERE IS ONLY ONE FUCKING FULL PROOF GODDAMN CURE FOR THE BLUES. A FULL SIZED BOTTLE OF SMIFNOFF AND A TENDER FUCKING GODDAMN ROAST BEEF.
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w/o makeup, dita von skeeze looks like mickey rourke. that said...
evan rachel wood has nothing to worry about. the reason rourke hasn't had a career in 30 years is b/c he's a fucked up pain in the ass with female issues and drug problems.
helloooo mickey.. u played urself in the movie..it wasn't that much of a stretch.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 7:18pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 7:07pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 6:54pm.
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Ouu..do tell..technicolour yawn?
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"Nottingham have now lost six matches in a row without winning." (Coleman)
she sucks ass, how do you ask for dignity when you aren't capable of being dignified. her response to all of this lowers herself beyond that level instead of rising above it.
sheesh, i feel for MR, 1st Chris J then her on the same day, talk about getting shat on twice by the shat.
she's tainted taint.
...be great or be nothing...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 7:11pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 6:54pm.
When I look at that picture, I imagine he disrespected her just a moment after the shot was taken by squeezing her boobie and singing: "Honk, honk!"
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What boobie?
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Ha! I thought the same thing after I typed that.
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Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 7:07pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 6:54pm.
When I look at that picture, I imagine he disrespected her just a moment after the shot was taken by squeezing her boobie and singing: "Honk, honk!"
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Hahahahaha...EXACTLY! But don't you remember pervy old guys like that from when you were a teenager?
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YES! UGH! I went to some Mason's party when I was 15...o yeah, baby - they let me drink, you bet they did. And you bet they were sorry too;p
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
What is with the goddamn peach colored blush on that man's face in EVERY SINGLE PICTURE he is in????
Puleeeze, girlfriend. It's not like your ass is Angie Jo or some sh**, you are not that serious or important. This ho was dating Marilyn Manson and then has the nerve to get all high and mighty (I can believe the "high" part) just cause people are connecting her to Mickey Rourke?! That's like dating Hitler and then getting mad because people think you are now dating Satan himself. Yea, such an upgrade.
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Poor Mickey, he shouldn't have fucked up his face. Evan Rachel Wood loves the ugly, she is lie-telling. I know because my ass just puckered. She is one sick ass bitch for dating Marilyn Manson. He is even EWIER than Mickey Rourke, because at least he USED to be hot.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
"I'd take Mickey's stretched out mug over Marilyn Manson's anything any day."
Me too, MK.
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 6:54pm.
When I look at that picture, I imagine he disrespected her just a moment after the shot was taken by squeezing her boobie and singing: "Honk, honk!"
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What boobie? No doubt he'd do it...if he could find it...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 6:54pm.
When I look at that picture, I imagine he disrespected her just a moment after the shot was taken by squeezing her boobie and singing: "Honk, honk!"
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Hahahahaha...EXACTLY! But don't you remember pervy old guys like that from when you were a teenager? She is one of the most pretentious, self-important nitwits I've ever seen, but still I remember what it was like to have old guys coming on to me when I was younger and it was disgusting.
PS Look at those revolting meat-hooks he calls hands. Errgghh
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"Nottingham have now lost six matches in a row without winning." (Coleman)
That was a poorly-worded statement, but I still like her. She selects interesting projects, and she's an excellent actress. She'll be around for a while - watch.
I'd rather be porked raw with a pointy straw then get all sweaty with that sieve face. Yucky
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If you can fuck Marilyn Manson you can fuck anything...and I mean ANYTHING! Mickey is Playgirl material in comparison...at least you can close your eyes and remember the way he was in 9 1/2 weeks, but with Marilyn what can you picture if you close your eyes? The rubber doll suit he used to wear? gross...I need to go barf now.
Given the choice between Mickey Rourke and Marilyn Manson, I'd much rather bang Mickey. He might be fug but at least he's fucking talented. So for her to be "offended" by rumors of them getting it on is kind of laughable to me. I mean, you fucked Marilyn Manson! You should be offended by yourself!
One good thing can be said about her character. Looks aren't a concern for her.
Seems to me she'd fuck a slug.
the DUDE! abides...
When I look at that picture, I imagine he disrespected her just a moment after the shot was taken by squeezing her boobie and singing: "Honk, honk!"
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
I'd take Mickey over Marilyn too!
umk.. like she has proven she has such excellent taste in men already. Seriously, this chick is classless.. are her 15 minutes up yet?
And that was a totally classless statement.
Submitted by rotten_egg: "I hate a man who hugs a woman as if she was one of his buddies, just like hatchet face here.
Now, back to Evan Rachel Wood. She should be more careful how she behaves when she's around stupid heads like Rourke. If she's too friendly, maybe it will make him think she has given him the green light."
AMEN. On both points.
at least Mickey was hot when he was young
Every time I see a pic of O'Puke, I keep channeling that obnoxious Toni Basil song.
http://www.lyricsondemand.com/onehitwonders/mickeylyrics.html
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Submitted by hellstotheno on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 6:38pm.
LMAO! I think I just found a signature.
Bitch, you disrespected me when I was forced to watch you bang Marilyn Manson in his wife's fucking bed for that shit-fest of a video for Heart-Shaped Glasses. I am no DVT fan, but that shit was just fucking foul and classless, so this bitch has some nerve to talk about being disrespected by the media.
Please, that slutty-ho's puss has been tainted with marilyn manson's demon-satan infused weiner. I bet it's one of those skinny, ugly ones anyway.
I'd DEFINITELY hit Mickey Rourke (brown bagged, of course) ages before I would hit MM.
And she needs to shut her mouf. MR is sensitive, she gonna hurt a nukka feeluns.
Oooh, that was cruel. All she needed to say was, "we're not together" and that would have been fine. The "I'm not attracted to him, he's too old for me," thing was not necessary at all. Besides, wasn't Marilyn Manson twice her age?
If anything, this just makes it more believable that they were together. She sounds like someone who just got dumped.
Hatchetface should date someone in his own species...like Mrs. Yeti or Chupacabra.
Wonk-eyed, albino twig-bitch. She's rude and how much self-respect does she have slobbin' on Brain Warner's Manic-Panic covered decrepit johnson, after his wife just quit it?
'Cause if there's one thing that she don't like, it's getting gang-raped and her hair extensions swiped...in the ghetto.
What does she mean by "performances might suffer?"
Don't you hate these "starlets" and for that matter, all these actors who take the business, and themselves, way too seriously. I mean you act in Hollyweird, come on, what do you expect. Please, get over yourself.
Submitted by sexytime on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 6:34pm.
He dumped HER. She didn't learn anything, she is just stuck up on societal perfections.
Give me a friggen break..cut the sweet shit sweetie! She doesn't know disrespect and won't truly feel the pain of it until she reads our posts..little bitch.
LMAO @ baby powder covered skelepeen.
Oooooooh! ESCANDALO! Everybody hates Mickey! Tell! Tell! Whatabitch! You can't just drop a line like that and not elaborate! Harumph|!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
dodo head here should have stayed in skool.
I've just gained a little respect for her. Looks like her previous insane choice to have a relationship with MM gave her some wisdom.
I hate a man who hugs a woman as if she was one of his buddies, just like hatchet face here.
Now, back to Evan Rachel Wood. She should be more careful how she behaves when she's around stupid heads like Rourke. If she's too friendly, maybe it will make him think she has given him the green light. We all know Rourke isn't very bright in the brain.
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