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Holy motherfucking shit! One of the things on my cum bucket list is to witness the Crackie of Camden's heroin shimmy and crackie cackle LIVE in its full glory. And now I have my chance. Well, that's if the Wino decides to get herself out of St. Lucia. And that's if they even allow her ass into this country. I will pray to my bong that this happens, because I need to see this fuckery for myself.
The full official line-up for Coachella has been announced and Wino is expected (hold your breath, but only if you took a bong hit before) to grace the stage!!!!! I don't care if I have to sell my ass ($5 a pop) to get there, but I am totally going. I'll even sleep in the damn dirt in order to get close to her. And I'm throwing in an extra prayer to my bong that she scratches me in the face or butts me with her crackhive. I could die happy. No, seriously, I would probably die, because who knows what crackhouse jungle diseases she'd infect me with.
Again, that's if she shows up! Homegirl will probably roll up in May asking, "Where's the parteeeee, eh?!"
Tickets go on sale today at noon. I'll be staying at the luxurious Toyota Tercel parked down the road. You bring the Wino juice (anything in your liquor cabinet mixed with ice pops) and I'll bring the "I'll be your Blaaaaaaaaake" signs.
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The war isn't working.
Hamburger Lady by Throbbing Gristle brings me to my happy place.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Franz Ferdinand. ma boos
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i wanna go atleast once in my life but i'm getting too old to sleep on the ground...
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Paul McCartney AND Morrissey?! Yesss!!!!!!
(sorry, I'm creepy)
Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 9:55am.
Coachella seems like hell on earth. For every decent band there are eight really crappy ones, you're trapped all day in an enclosed space with a bunch of annoying hippies and hipsters with wildly overpriced beer and water, in the sun, with Port-a-Potties. I can't even see an upside. Especially when you can see every one of the good bands separately in a small club.
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i'm with you madam on this...i love small venues
Are you really going MichaelK?
It's a blast. This will be my 4th year! I just got a new tent for this year and it's bigger than my apartment... def bigger than your Trecel! You're more than welcome to the top bunk in one of the rooms. ahha
Hope to see you there!
Children under 5 are free. They have layaway too! Oh snap. If I took my toddler soooo many young stoned 20 somethings will give me the stink eye. And my daughter will have odd memories to look fondly back on in the future.
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Done Coachella before....aka DEZERT STORM.
This year, I would come late to the Opener Fri so I wouldnt have to deal with McCartney (gag) and then be glad I wouldnt have to stay long to see the GREAT Leanard Cohen.
Then I am out.
Slick Shoes,Everyone!
I am so glad to see My Bloody Valentine on the schedule...Isin't their Loveless album someone's avatar? I play their record when I clean the house. Love that shit
The Yeah Yeah Yeahs? Arent they the ones that sing that " I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my Toe oh oh ohs...." song?
Puhleeeze.
Slick Shoes,Everyone!
The last Coachella I went to was 2005. I went to every one before that except for the very first one. Great shows, and this line up is SICK. I'm not so crazy about the 3 day setup as opposed to the 2 day setup. Means I have to take a couple of days off of work.
Oh and gone are the days of the cheap hotel rooms. Even the Motel 6 is like 200 bucks a night at least. I don't know if my poor old back can take camping with the youngins.
Dammit! I must go!
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My teenage angst has a body count!
Why in fresh hell is Henry Rollins name in small font? Also Public Enemy and Crystal Method.
I'd go for them, Girl Talk and The Cure. I almost forgot Morrisey!
I think it was 2004 when I slept in a rented Ford Focus, woke up and washed my face in an ice chest, then baked in the sun all day until Robert Smith made it all worthwhile!
I'll be staying at the luxurious Toyota Tercel parked down the road.
LMAO MK!
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Hey, the SF Chron has old pix of the Beatles live at Candlestick Park in 1966 (also some other random RnR pix). Check out how simple their concert gear is: 40w amps and mics.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/object/article?f=/c/a/2009/01/29/DDDK15H67...
why the FUCK are Throbbing Gristle playing BEFORE those has beens the Yeah Yeah Yeahs? This is the first time Throbbing Gristle are playing in the states since their hey day, I think. Shit. Them, the Cure, and My Bloody Valentine are the only reason I'd go to this shit show.
I want to go but if it's as hot as the devil's ass crack I'm out.... black and sun do not mix
Submitted by Kp on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 11:57am.
yeah, that is my one problem with wino. Im a total winoloonie, but she needs to stop being such a flake and keep the music going no matter how fucked up she wants to get.
jerry garcia wailed on drugs but he never stopped playing or recording. till he was dead at 53 that is.... but the music always was number one. Wino needs to toughen the fuck up or lay off the hard stuff.
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Also- Amy Wino is NOT going to show. A few years ago i bought tickets to see her at ACL and she flaked out, a long with Meg White from the White Stripes. That's why ive lost any respect for Wino as an artist but i love her as a celebrity.
Ouu, Silversun Pickups.... Coachella is great each year and well run. However, it's insanely hot.
Bitch got her income tax return on the day Coachella's line up was announced! Coincidence????
When I went to Sasquatch the sound was great, my buddy had been shitting all over outdoor shows all week so I was so glad he was wrong. That being said, I'm really wondering if I should hold off and see what Sasquatch has to offer before I bust a nut to see TVOTR and Wino.
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Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 9:55am.
Agreed! This line up in my opinion is fantastic and would probably be great to see, but im not a big fan of festivals. I go to Austin City Limits every year, but i cant stand the crowd, the smelliness and everyone in your face for 3 days. ugh.
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Hercules & Love Affair is playing day 2!!!
That is my friends' band. He is the hotty red head. The lead singer is the hottest Tranny out there !
check 'em out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1tDrHeSXbs
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Submitted by GovJerryBrown on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 11:30am.
You are never too old for a concert. I will go along with the poor part, cause we all are in the same boat at the moment, but old, never! : )
Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:05pm.
THERE IS ONLY ONE FUCKING FULL PROOF GODDAMN CURE FOR THE BLUES. A FULL SIZED BOTTLE OF SMIFNOFF AND A TENDER FUCKING GODDAMN ROAST BEEF.
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*sigh* That is a good line up. Morrissey alone will usually get me to go. And I am within driving distance. But I'm 1)too old for this shit and 2) to poor for this shit.
So many awesome, awesome bands - Beirut, TV on the Radio, Lykke Li, Okkervil River, M Ward, Silversun Pickups, the fleet foxes, and AMANDA FUCKING PALMER WAAAAAAA I WANNA GO! She is so awesome it hurts.
Too bad they rewarded Wino with a huge print of her name.
I wish I could go, but I'm on the opposite coast :(
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
Let us all go. I will make MK t-shirts.
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Submitted by m on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 10:50am.
I didnt even see public enemy on there!! dayum!
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Public Enemy should be headlining... but all they get is a little-font mention on a random line halfway down. Not right!
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Ting Tings! Those are some fantastic bands, though: The Cure, Silversun Pickups, Airborne Toxic Event, Yeah yeah yeah's, the Killers, Rollins...and Whale? I didn't know they were still together.
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
that is a fucking sweet ass first night!
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Im with you madam s!
In 2007 I went to the gathering of the vibes.. it was actually awesome and heres why:
it was small. Just not a ton of people there in the first place.
the people who worked there were all volenteers and there was a huge emphasis placed on community, keeping the area clean, and keeping the experience pleasant
tons of clean, free facitlities. flushing toilets, running water sinks, showers, no charge and no line if you avoided the moring shower crowd
people were super considerate. whe you walked around you'd see everyone had trash bags by their camp, there was no litter.. people were really considerate.
it was the first time the festival was at the location, so lots of the rules hadnt been made yet. generators were allowed, so there were late night parties in HUGE tents with fog machines, disco lights, cartoon movies on projectors...
it was the one festival ive been to that was really great in those ways.
then I went in 08, and it was different. more people, more rules, more idiots.. I wont be going again.
Id never go to coachella, but leonard cohen, paul mccartney, wino, cure, morrisey.. I wnated to go to ny to see the 2 leonard cohen shows.. he NEVER tours.
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missy,
Yeah, but it doesn't even matter to me if there's a good lineup, because the sound is always crap at these group outdoor shows, you have to make your way to a new area amongst a bunch of stinky drunk losers constantly, plus the whole trapped in the sun with overpriced stuff. Parking is a cluster fuck. I just literally can't see the joy in it. (Plus I probably went to too many of them when I was in high school). After high school I swore I would never see another show in an arena or at a festival.
Almost every good band listed are nearly constant tourers. And you get a much better show when they're by themselves in an intimate setting.
Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 9:55am.
this is very true.
music festivals usually arent worth going because of all that type of fukery.
but really, that lineup is AMAZING
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What a fucking awesome lineup! Would have been better if Bowie would have gotten off his geriatric ass to make an appearance ... heart attack, schmart attack.
I'm east coast so I'll be headed to Bonnaroo rather than Coachella. I really, really, really want the Killers and TV on the Radio at Roo. I don't know that they'd play both festivals though. Well, we'll see. I mean, Jack Johnson played essentially every festival last year ...
I've seen a lot of these bands individually over the last year and most of them were completely awesome. The only one that fell short of my expectations was Los Campesinos! and that's because their violinist is sick and not on tour. I hope she makes it to Coachella. Without her, they're just sort of a bunch of kids making noise.
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Coachella seems like hell on earth. For every decent band there are eight really crappy ones, you're trapped all day in an enclosed space with a bunch of annoying hippies and hipsters with wildly overpriced beer and water, in the sun, with Port-a-Potties. I can't even see an upside. Especially when you can see every one of the good bands separately in a small club.
Great bands but who wants to hang out in the middle of the fucking desert? I think one year it was over a hundred degrees each day. I'm too old for that shit. Give me a pina colada and a cabana boy I can abuse.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 9:34am.
Isn't McCartney a little OLD to be haging aroudn this crowd?
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Henry Rollins, too.
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But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
Isn't McCartney a little OLD to be haging aroudn this crowd? I mean, give it up dude....don't embarrass yourself.
I plan to be there. I'll be the homeless ex-stockbroker researcher with the pet pigeon - sleeping in a giant Croc Bed.
be gentle...
What a line up!
Saw the Cure in October at Madison Square Garden, GREAT show!
Last night I saw Kings Of Leon...AMAZING!
holy fuck that lineup is sick
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