THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT!!!!
You might want to hold your throat before you read this first part: here's 15-year-old (hold it tight) Ali OLDhan posing in Times Square yesterday for photographer Jonathan Ressler’s “Extraordinary Women Exhibit” (HOLD IT). Oh shit. Your throat just jumped out and ran the fuck away, didn't it? Go take a net to that shit. Your social life will tank without your throat. We'll wait for you.
Has Jonathan Ressler been hanging out with our girl Allison, because he's definitely been sniffing on some computer duster. And this is not walking on sunshine. I mean, how did Ali fall into the "extraordinary women" category? White Oprah probably fell on Jonathan's dick and that's how she made this happen.
Shouldn't this girl be in school anyway? She shouldn't be outside freezing her illegal plastic tittay sacks in the middle of Times Square looking like one of the Hookers at the Point in dire need of a Swan makeover. Being one of White Oprah's children will eff you up. The Curious Case of Ali Lohan, indeed.
And what would I give to be Mah Boo Anderson Cooper's South American houseboy this morning. That lucky bitch gets to be the first one to hear what Mah Boo has to say about this while he's sipping his freshly squeezed Tang juice.
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I love that worn out hooker's necklace though. ~ducks!~
looks like somebody's mommy bought her new boobies too!
How does she manage to look washed up at 15?
This photographer must not have seen her reality show or her would know she is not a woman at all, she is a whiney, bratty child!
Oh,my god, she is so sexy and makes me feel very thirsty! She has many many fans at the dating site www. millionaireloves. com, we always talk about her at the forum there.
She's not going to age well if she's looking that old at 15.
Just finished work and as usual come here for all the new posts from last night.
Now, i'm a pretty tough dude whos kinda disgusting in my posts but this is just the wrongest thing i've ever seen (apart from M Cyrus with bed sheet shoot)
Has she really had breast implants? Shes 15 now was she 14 when she had the op? Younger?
WHY is she in a see-through dress being Phottoged for ' Ex Women Exhibit '
Isnt there any laws against this? Why? Why? This aint right!!!!! Her mother is behind this as well, gruesome!!
I give up on these whore talentless Hollywood mothers who ruin their kids lives, didnt she learn with Lindsay, dammit, WROOOOOONNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!
I'm gonna try to eat now. Do you think i'm being stupid being disgusted by this? The World is going to Hell in a handbasket and Madame Lohan sr needs her horseteeth kicked in, trust me!
She looks like one of those loud Jersey moms.
How sad is it that the only guys who will find this photo shoot of a fourteen year old attractive are the ones (not me!) with a MILF fetish?
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I would like to thank all the mothers in NY for ruining their little girls.
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The war isn't working.
ridiculous..this girl is gonna kill herself..she knows she isnt pretty in each and every pix..this is just stupid...its like when tori spelling tries to be pretty...its just a joke...she is rich spawn... and thats it. This one is just a sad pawn.
Her family is the worst ever. White trash to the max.
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The war isn't working.
much like beyonce all you see no matter how you try to class and glam this girl up is that she's complete trash and has no class.
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Plain Jane. White Oprah needs to be stopped! STOP SHOVING YOUR UNATTRACTIVE KIDS DOWN OUR THROATS! Yeah, I'm talking to you Demi and Blythe!
Only 14 years old and this girl looks almost as harsh as her mom.
She looks just like LiLo and I don't mean that as a compliment...and just WHAT has this skanky ho done to make her an "Extraordinary Woman"?? Besides have the worst mother on earth who allows her 14 year old to get a boob job.
Ugh. I'm with Anderson Cooper on this one-these people are abominable.
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What in Sears Portrait Studio hell is this shit?! MK on Britney Spears' album "Circus"
did anyone else notice that ali lohan's boobs are like two silcone baseballs?
lindsay totally has implants, with her skeletor ass walking around with bones popping out and then her giant boobs just sitting pretty. wtf is with this family and why are they famous? they are gutter trash.
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No amount of primping can make this chick look pretty.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 11:34pm.
I'm having a little trouble in looking at Ali as a woman.
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Weirdly though I am wondering just how much damage a wire hanger could do to her!
Too much? Crossed a line? Bah! who cares, it's only a Lohan!
White Oprah must be over the moon about this Extroadinary Women shoot. I'm having a little trouble in looking at Ali as a woman.
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WHAT is the point of this bitch? Jesus fucking christ, why are some people SO desperate to be relevant without ever doing anything or even finishing High School?
I've worked with this photographer, Ali's about the caliber of his other "extraordinary" women. Bitch obvs needs a dictionary. And an accountant - he still owes me mah money. Deadbeat.
This is so wrong, and she looks like CRAP!
In many instances, if you see a young girl model and she is all made up to look older, she looks good. But here, she looks old in a run-down and used-up manner.
Why in the world is she so eager to look older than she is, especially when it comes out looking like this mess?
Shit, I think I look younger than her and I'm 28.
Im walking on Sunshine.
They tried to make Ali look as much like Lindsay as possible. The both look dead in the eyes-I suppose that's part of growing up as a Lohan though.
Extraordinary woman? Sorry, that makes me want to snort.
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I don't understand all the flap... The Model industry has for a long time made teens and even preteens look like 20- 30 year old women. How is this so much different?
I love Lindsay Lohan though, she should disown her entire family.
Uhhhh, I see this family around on the island once in awhile and it still amazes me how fucking old all of them look. I don't like to talk smack about kids (does she count as one?) but this girl looks about 30 years old in real life. It's crazy.
No word of a lie- I thought that was Demi Moore on a bad day!
God those boobs are horrific and the sheer dress- Dina is fucked up for marketing her girls purely as sex objects andy 'talent' is of secondary importance. *gag*
And as an ordinary woman i am OFFENDED that any lohan would be classed as extraordinary. gross.
I think they bronzered the chestal section between her fake boobs to try to make it look like cleavage. I can't believe anyone believes those things are real.
I know some girls develop early, but 15 year old girls who have naturally large breasts have realistic looking breasts and they don't magically pop up out of a flat chest like hers do.
also, however, she came about her boobage (malpractice) said boobs shouldn't be halfway hanging out. this is an underage (supposedly) girl!
surely there's someone (desperate) somewhere who will pay to see what white oprah's got ... show your own tits, bitch, and stop whoring out your kids!
no way is thing younger than 45...
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
What the F is going on with those shoes? It just proves she is Dina's 40 year old sister trying to pose as her daughter to get some fame. So sad.
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Family services should be called; this would questionably pass for exploitation of a child were this not a rich sister of a famous kid
okay, I absolutely have to talk shit about this annoying little bitch. First off, yes, I did watch an episode or two of that show but I couldn't help it. I couldn't seem to tear my eyes away from these freaks. Everything about this girl annoys me: her voice, the way she carries herself, her mentality, and the fact that she truly believes she has talent and that she is beautiful. She seems to feel she deserves to be famous. She is pathetic in how she is so desperate to be like her crackhead sister. It really irks me that this horrid person gets jobs and opportunities that she would not have if Lindsay were not her sister. To top it all off, this annoying, self-important, delusional, spoiled monster could possibly be making more money than me. Rant over LOL!!
She is gross. Disappear please (and take Lindsay with you!). Kthanksbai
She looks like the bitch from The Ring in these pictures. Scarier perhaps.
“I ejaculate boiling venom, so I’d need to wear like fifty condoms.”
Same pose in every shot. AND she looks dead in the eyes. I'm sick of this nepotistic bullshit, when are we going to get celebrities who actually have talent?
Submitted by JustJack on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 2:48pm.
What in the hell kind of GD shoes are those!
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THANK YOU! That is exactly what I was thinking. Yes she looks fug and old, but I couldn't even focus on that because her shoes just kept grabbing at my eyes.
What in the hell kind of GD shoes are those!
Ugh! Someone kidnap and "undermake" this ho-cake!
Are Dakota Fanning's parents available?
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I think Ali is a very pretty teenager. I see nothing wrong with what she's wearing, so she has boobs. Most girls do, not all but but most.
Jeezus Horatio Kristo!
Go have an illegitimate white trash welfare baby like the little sister of another psychotic pop "star" did.
And while you're at it, please disappear from my world.
the DUDE! abides...
How can someone have so much plastic surgery (lips, boobs, who knows what else) when they are only a child? I wonder what she will look like when she is legally an adult? Let's remember what Anderson Cooper said, the Lohans are "horrific people!"
Those are the eyes of one who knows she doen't belong.
She's as skanky and gross as her sister. How the he!! is anyone from this lowlife family famous?
Do we really fucking need to have another HOHan bitch in the news. I think not! I am begging all paps not to chase her around for pics, all movie casting people - please don't ask her for a read, all writers - don't write anything that she could even be considered for - Please for humanities sake for Christs sake!
Gross, gross, gross. She is 15. I would love to slap the taste out of White Oprah's mouth. Wouldn't it be nice if she saw her kids as KIDS instead of a paycheck???? Asshole.
Submitted by mike on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 9:51am.
Just say no to bronzer, ladies. There's nothing wrong with pale skin.
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Mike, I bet you're more popular here than ever with that comment. :)
"Has Jonathan Ressler been hanging out with our girl Allison, because he's definitely been sniffing on some computer duster"
Did someone else read "banging" instead of "hanging"? hee!
Eh? Extraordinary women??? What fuckery is this? She is a girl and has done nothing with her life as yet, extraordinary or otherwise. She should be at home, wrapped up nice and warm doing her homework and gossiping on the phone. Dressed up like a dirty ghost with her tits hanging out- NO. Her bloody mother needs shooting. 15? My arse.
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I'm 29 and I look younger then her, I'm sorry to say the Ali is ugly, at least Lindsay was cute and had some talent at her age!eDataJob.com