Dear Ali Lohan, This Is What A 15-Year-Old Should Look Like

She looks lovely but I'm old fashioned and think the dress is too short for someone her age.

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wow, she looks fantastic. Keep it up Dakota, be like Jodie- not Lindsay. No slutdom and drug addiction in your future......

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She is adorable & I love her dress, even with the extra napkin part hanging off it! She even has virgin eyebrows!!!

Work it age appropriate gurrrl !!!!

Submitted by Lory on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 11:09am.
She looks pretty and cute. A big ZOMG for a 15 yo Hollyweird lass.

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off topic (sorry) but i HAVE to have an answer! i wonder about this almost daily ... what the hell does "ZOMG" mean?????? what is so special about this fucking Z? is it different than the regular OMG???? why is there a Z??????????
shit drives me nuts. ... please, someone, anyone, enlighten me!!!

and to stay on topic .... i like dakota fanning. looking fwd to seeing her grow up! (hopefully not in the way most child actors do)

Do they have to go wee wee? What's the deal with the crossed leg look. Neither of them are fat, so why the dumb fucking poses?

Submitted by fuckingclassy on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 10:31am.
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The Lohans are actually from Long Island but thats kind of just as bad.

"I don't go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth!"
- Kathy Griffin

Kimorazilla! Hahahaha! Could she get any larger without toppling over a few small buildings?
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Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:05pm.
THERE IS ONLY ONE FUCKING FULL PROOF GODDAMN CURE FOR THE BLUES. A FULL SIZED BOTTLE OF SMIFNOFF AND A TENDER FUCKING GODDAMN ROAST BEEF.

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I'm not familiar with their line, but does Baby Phat specialize in turtlenecks?

She looks pretty and cute. A big ZOMG for a 15 yo Hollyweird lass. Don't change your ways Dakota!!!

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I think Dakota Fanning looks lovely and Camille Belle as well. Its hard for me to do this because im such hater but thankfully Kimora was there to fug shit with her nasty fat rolls and flaps.

"I don't go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth!"
- Kathy Griffin

The dude in the pics is most definately ON something.

I have no idea who Eyebrow Belle & Chris Evans are. I don't go to movies.

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She's flat and that's that!

I think Dakota looks lovely, as does Belle, but Kimora has to do something about that goiter.

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I think she looks lovely - but it's a little too short and sexy for someone who just turned 15. But she seems comfortable in it - not like she's trying to look something other than what she is. I also LOVE that she has not started plucking her eyebrows to within an inch of their life.

I think Dakota Fanning is such a lovely young lady. And I am shocked and ashamed that I just used the term "lovely young lady", but it just fits her!

I also love MK's description of Ali Lohan - so, so perfect....ha ha ha!!!!!

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I think Dakota is appropriately and fashionably dressed for a red carpet event. She's having her picture taken in Hollywood, and not going to Rite-Aid like this. Her appearance is age-appropriate. She's not showing any cleavage.

Ali Lohan, on the other hand, looks like a broke-down crack whore no matter what she has on. She could wear a pinafore and rompers and still look 45. It's the hideous hard-face genetics from both her parents.

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Are they botoxing Ali Lohan already? Her face has that embalmed look that she never had before.

Dakota looks cute but she's a little too young for fuckme shoes.

I'm confused... some of you are saying she's dressed provocative or risque, but I don't see it. It's actually pretty classy.

Go to a highschool dance and then tell me she's dressed provocative for a 15 year old. Puhlease.

"Wada-tah!"

I agree. I'm loving Dakota. Especially right now after that Ali Lohan post.

It's refreshing to see a young actress that actually acts in real life movies and doesn't have ginormous fake titties before being legal.

I think she looks age appropriate. When I was 15 Kelly Bundy brought out the half shirts and the girls all wore those. I wore that same style of dress at 16 for my prom. Her cheerleading outfit is 'sexier' than what she has on there. Two hundred years ago people got married at that age she's not overly mature. She seems to have a brain and like someone said even if she's been there she isn't trying to tell us that.

I would NEVER have thought she would grow into a cute girl...I was wrong.

As far as her not dressing age appropriately...She is a growing child actor. As long as she isn't wearing shirts for dresses, dead fox wrap dragging the ground and Trollson make-up, I'm happy.

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Now that's what a 15 yr old should look like. Cute without bolt-ons.

The Lohans are a bunch of dumpster diving alley cats in heat.

Camilla Belle ~ wish I was 20 again...I'd date her in a second. Eyebrow caterpillars & all. CALIENTE!

Dakota looks fantastic, but unfortunately she also looks like a nymphet. At 15 her outfit shouldn't be so provocative.

Dakota really is turning into a beautiful young woman.

That said, my father would NEVER have allowed me out of the house dressed like that at 15 years old! I have to laugh thinking of the scene there would've been had I tried.

Of course, I was never an adolescent movie stah on the red cahpet...

dakota's makeup looks nice.

Eyebrow Belle looks really good in that pic, but she's one of those people who almost look like different people depending on the angle at which they're viewed. She can look fantastic or not so hot.

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Yeah Dakota looks cute and age-appropriate. Djimon should get away from Kimora before she eats him.. And usually I'm against botox but that Chris Evans dude really needs to botox his shit and probably lay off the pot before photo ops.

I agree with Dr. Dick. That outfit is still a bit risque' for a 15-year-old. Not saying she doesn't wear it well, though...and at least it covers up her barely-there-yet chest.

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I live there and truthfully: I am far from trashy.

PS: they are from long island

Has she fixed her teeth yet?

The Lohans are Jersey trash.Have you been to Jersey lately?

Amen to that MK!
she looks very pretty

yeah, I thought so too you guys.. Im thinking "when I was 15 I did NOT look like this!"

i LOVE the dresses, except for kimoras (yuck)

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I totally bet that she was not going to avoid the cute kid/fugly teen condition. My bad. I think she will end up being rather pretty.

Although Dakota doesn't look rode hard and put up wet, she is still dressed way too provocatively for her age.

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i think she looks great. very young and fresh. maybe a little too sophisticated for a regular 15 year old, but this girl is in hollywood and on the red carpet.

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I bet you anything Dakota is no stranger to the peen. I'm not being mean, because I approve of keeping one's slutty nature a delightful secret. It's just that I think she's going to be a stealth slut.

There is something unpleasant and creepy about her.

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Submitted by helenevienna on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 10:17am.
actually this is what a 30 year old should look like

but hey, you're the american.

I agree.
Also Chris Evan's not hot!

She still looks older than she should. Still, she doesn't look so hard like Ali. Ali just looks used up.

helenevienna,

Exactly.

Now, I think Dakota is growing into a very pretty teenager. She looks fresh and lovely.

Don't get me started on the succubus that is Kimora.

White Oprah and the other Lohan's need to take notes.

Try the Cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.

I still think that's kind of an unfortunate look for a 15 year old, but that's one reason I don't want a kid. To raise a child with our media and culture would just be too insane.

Submitted by helenevienna on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 10:17am.
actually this is what a 30 year old should look like

but hey, you're the american.
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Says the person with a thong wearing woman in his/her avie... But nice try at going for "i'm old-fashioned".

Chris Evans makes mah peen cry white tears of joy!