Hey, The Dealers Had To Get Paid

While Amy Wino was in St. Lucia terrorizing the tourists, thieves broke into her Camden crack den and stole £15,000 worth of booty! It wasn't hard. They just smashed the door in and pressed "CRAAAAAAKE" (a combination of crack and Blaaake) into her security system. The Sun says the burglars ninja kicked her front door down and made off with five guitars, some recording equipment and a flat-screen TV. By the time the bobbies (look at me! I'm speaking fancy!) arrived, the robbers were long gone.

A source said that Wino is going back to Camden this weekend and will have to clean up the mess. The source went on to say, "Amy is devastated. Some of the guitars are irreplaceable due to their sentimental value. The flat is in a real state. It had been cleaned up in preparation for her return. Now she will have to start from scratch to replace what has been stolen.”

Let's be really really really real here. Bitch owed her rock dealer some cash and this is how he got his. I just hope there wasn't a Grudge-style videotape in the thieves' bag. And by "Grudge-style videotape," I mean SEX TAPE. And that shit wouldn't co-star Blaaake since he's in the chokey. I'm not prepared to see Wino giving her crack pipe a blow job with her snatch. I can't.

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Amy Winehouse

Submitted by sanguinivorous on Sat, 01/31/2009 - 7:15pm.

What the hell is she doing? Pushing some button that makes her tit pop out?

Submitted by behappyforever on Sat, 01/31/2009 - 3:12pm.

I am fritened by her face, She is not so beautiful as before, maybe this is the reason why she posted a profile on ......celebmingle com......?You know it is a website for wealthy dating.

Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 01/31/2009 - 1:04am.

Hmm, would I watch a purloined sex tape with Amy? For free, maybe. It can't be worse than the stuff on Animal Planet, tho the animal noises might be easier to understand. She's prolly fairly freaky.

Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Sat, 01/31/2009 - 12:43am.

Please..somebody ,give this woman a cover up.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Submitted by jussayin on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 10:50pm.

I would be scared to go into her home; she totally looks likes she has big fat roaches (and I'm not talking drugs, I mean the 6 legged variety) and rats hanging up in there. Hell, they probably gave chin nod to the thieves and were like "what up, homes? help yourself".

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Submitted by beatslikebombs on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 7:35pm.

LOL, CRAKE.

Submitted by madam ex on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 6:51pm.

Bitch probably forgot that she pawned them for drugs, so now embarassed to admit it, she called robbery.....what a fucking slob.

Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 5:50pm.

itching for a scratch...
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Submitted by paris herpes on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 5:23pm.

Sigh, she was probably so high when she left Camden that she forgot to lock the doors or something. This is just sad. I'm tired of making fun of her. She might play at Coachella this year. Maybe I'll go down and see her with Mk : ) ! On the darkside, looks like she's got some mean ass crotch itch in that pic! YAR GARGAMEL!

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 5:22pm.

Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:34pm.
Sheeps - I have a cold so I don't know how fucked up I am gonna get, but for some reason the idea of seeing Nitty wasted just tickles me pink.

Sorry, I missed this. *handing you surgical mask* Have fun and stick to Screwdrivers: OJ and voddie to kill the bad germs.

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 5:21pm.

By the time the bobbies (look at me! I'm speaking fancy!)
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You fancy pants!

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Submitted by media_junky on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 5:18pm.

hahahahahhahahahaah fuck i love reading this blog while sucking down a hair of the dog at 7:27 in the morn!!!

Submitted by rachelbiotch on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 4:42pm.

she's such a mess til she opens her mouth and sings. then it all makes sense.

hug it out. just hug it out.

Submitted by anna hannah on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 4:39pm.

All that time on the beach in the water and yet she's still filthy.

Submitted by Nicholeoleoleo on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 3:36pm.

That really sucks. Anyone who listens to Amy's music knows that her most prized possessions are her guitars, especially Cherry.

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Submitted by la cucaracha on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 3:08pm.

Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:34pm.

Sheeps - I have a cold so I don't know how fucked up I am gonna get, but for some reason the idea of seeing Nitty wasted just tickles me pink.
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Pffsst. I could have fucking terminal cancer and ebola mixed and id still find a way to drink. Light Weight!

OnT: Touching your crotch is a very erotic thing to do....it gets the fellas....I might start doing that....

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Submitted by Haribo on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 3:01pm.

why is wino touching her cooch anyway!?

Submitted by Haribo on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 3:00pm.

*fucking

Submitted by Haribo on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 2:59pm.

Gargamel on her ficking nip is priceless, MK!

Submitted by Fred Flintstone on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 1:49pm.

Wow what a fucking mess!

Submitted by calamity on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 1:35pm.

I love the superimposed Gargamel pasty. I want some Gargamels for my nippies!

Submitted by missy on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 1:30pm.

Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:56pm.

but I like her music, dumb fuck! (I mean that in the most endearing way possible ;) )
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 1:26pm.

It is so fucking sad that these pop star bitches with drug problems and nudity issues get to vacation. They should be shuffling down the street in blown out slippers, but we keep giving them money! Don't buy their fucking albums, you dumb fucks. Shit, she can't even sing.

THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.

Submitted by gabz on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 1:14pm.

Wino is one hot bitch...eDataJob.com

Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 1:04pm.

Sheeps - I have a cold so I don't know how fucked up I am gonna get, but for some reason the idea of seeing Nitty wasted just tickles me pink.

Missy - I'll give everyone hugs and booty pinches for you!

OnT - yeah, crackhead or not, it sucks to have your shit stolen, but if she had debts, at least they didn't take it out on her loved ones

Submitted by missy on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:53pm.

I wish I went to vegas!! MC, give everyone my love :)

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Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:52pm.

Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:19pm.

Cool. But looookout!! They are having sum fun already. hahahahaha

Submitted by pastmissbluff on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:51pm.

She's just a gross dirty slut!

Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:49pm.

Sheeps - I haven't talked to anyone yet, I am supposed to hook up with them tonight, I think!

Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:40pm.

Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:07pm.
Ha ha, the mgmt at that spa set this shit up so that she would finally kick rocks

Yes!! Good one. Hey, are you taking good care of the peeps in Vegas? I got a very drunken call early this morning....

Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:37pm.

Ha ha, the mgmt at that spa set this shit up so that she would finally kick rocks

Submitted by kred on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:34pm.

I think she is always grabbing her crotch to keep her stash from falling out.

Submitted by KD on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:32pm.

Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 11:57am.

I took a couple classes there! I was thinking of getting my MBA, but I quit for some reason. Don't remember why. It should be too hard for you to get in there. They are just barely accredited, I think.

Do you use that pic for your myspace? I think I saw you in somebodies friend list.

Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:27pm.

Submitted by KD on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 11:55am.

hahaha. Well done! McSlutty is going to help me apply to University of Phoenix. She has "connections," she says.

Submitted by KD on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:27pm.

I'm guessing the sentiments are from the days when she wasn't cracked out of her gourd, right?

Submitted by KD on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:25pm.

Sheeps, yes, I did! They almost didn't let me graduate from college, but I did that, too. Those asses tried to with-hold some of my credits to get more money out of me, but it didn't work, suckers!

Submitted by get serious on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:21pm.

Why is the "thing that came from england" always grabbing her crotch? She can't be that coochie infested...

Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:18pm.

Submitted by KD on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 11:44am.

Whew! I was worried I was going out on a limb in assuming you had graduated from HS! (Kidding!! You did, right?)

I want that white Les Paul or Melody Maker she had, but the "Amy" on the fingerboard makes it had to sell or play in public.

Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:17pm.

madam s. on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 11:18am.

I have a feeling the post-ransacked house will look almost identical to the pre-ransacked house.

- hahahaha, right? How did they know? Did the thieves do some cleaning as well? Wiping finger prints and such.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
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Submitted by CantStandBitches on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:16pm.

Submitted by Deputy Trudy Wiegel on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 11:38am.
God! She is just repulsive. I have no sympathy for her.

i agree

shit celebs dont have sympathy for us, so why should we have sympathy for them

so boohoo oh well.

Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:15pm.

As entertaining as she might be, I can't help but feeling bad for Wino. The non-stop circus that goes on in and around her flat ensured that everybody in the world knows where she lives -- including the thieves.

And I wouldn't be surprised if Blaaake were behind this burglary.

Submitted by KD on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:14pm.

Sorry, Sheeps, my HS yearbook is not very exciting. I only have the one from my Sr year and the pic isn't that horrible. I'm really quite boring, so good luck trying to profit off me.

Submitted by KD on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:12pm.

They do have insurance in the UK right? And do they really call them bobbies??

To me, that would just be an excellent excuse to go guitar shopping.

Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:10pm.

Submitted by KD on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 11:35am.
Nothing of mine is irreplaceable. In fact, everything is for sale. If you see somethin' in my house you want, including the house, make an offer.

heehee. OK, I'll give you $10 for the high school yearbook, then charge you $200 not to post the pix online.

Submitted by Chicklet on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:09pm.

No sympathy. She disgusts me. Since when do adults go around holding their "pee-pee"?

Submitted by Deputy Trudy Wiegel on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:08pm.

God! She is just repulsive. I have no sympathy for her.

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Submitted by loozer on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:08pm.

You must have been a beautiful baby
You must have been a wonderful child.
When you were only starting to go to kindergarten
I bet you drove the little boys wild.
And when it came to winning blue ribboms
You must have shown the other kids how.
I can see the judges' eyes as they handed you the prize
You must have made the cutest bow.
You must've been a beautiful baby
'Cause baby look at you now.

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