Jessica Simpson Needs To Stop
Okay, Jessica Simpson is totally doing this on purpose. Why would she continue to wear shit that makes her look like she was cut from the same back fat roll as Beth Chapman? The right to wear rubber (or whatever the hell that is) leggings should be approved by a court of law. Papa Joe is probably behind this. He stuffed her sausage thighs into that shit, because he knew she would need help getting out of them. He's going to cut them off with his razor tongue. Ugh.
I feel like she's dressing this way because she hoped the tabloids would play the knocked up card, but instead everyone is throwing the "U SO FAT" shit at her. Homegirl even performed barefoot to give the tabloids an easy cover: BAREFOOT & PREGNANT. I don't think she's knocked up. I just think it's famewhore bloat.
Here's more of Jessica wearing a truly unfortunate outfit while performing in Virginia last night.
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You don't get preggers in your thighs and butt!
Oh well she's getting fat...so am I. We'll live. She still has great boobies. She wears her bloat way better than Shitters did.
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She's pregnant!
Yeah, I have to agree with the people who have some sense here: She isn't fat...So maybe she gained a few pounds...And? She still looks healthy and she's obviously still reasonably active...I'm having issue with the clothes...the top isn't bad, but those vinyl pants are best left for 9th graders who recently discovered "The Craft"...Ugh...And if she's going to wear them, at least don't wear them with underwear that leaves lines!! The VPL is what we should be mocking her for!
And Miss Malovolent, that is a horrible link!! Ahhh, I can't believe I went there!! Hahaha...but, your point is so correct!!
I have seen her naked photos on a celebrity dating site ........celebmingle .com..........., The photos are very hot at the forum.
She's not obese but she's obviously got such a delicate frame that if she gains ten pounds, it really shows. Some people can be very heavy and their face doesn't show it so much. Other folks get fat face immediately. Doesn't help that she's wearing a DREADFUL outfit that wouldn't actually flatter anyone. If she was wearing something normal and her face looked this different, I'd assume she had either had more plastic surgery or that she was on steroids for some illness.
In Jessica Simpson's defense, I'm of about the same body frame and height as she is (I'm a little bit shorter, but only by about two inches), and I look worse than her at the moment.
At my absolute heaviest, I am a size 11/12 in women's sizes, so whoever is saying she's "plus sized" has no idea what plus sized looks like on a smaller woman.
Or is everything that's above an 8/9 plus sized now?
Anyway, I'm sure the weight will come off on her own terms, and no, just because you're off your BMI range by about twenty pounds doesn't need you need a wheelchair to get around or a forklift to get out of bed.
Should she lose weight for her own benefit? Yeah. Does she HAAAAAVE to, like some neurotic health fascists insist she does? No.
I'm overweight and healthy, but I decided to lose weight on my own terms, because much like the non-smoking Nazis and social reject PETArds, the fear mongering and guilt trips via the fucking BMI patrol IS COUNTERPRODUCTIVE.
Some people need to get it through their skulls that their fanaticism is so extreme that all it's doing is dissuading people. Good job.
That being said, Kim Kardashian probably has a higher BMI than what's healthy, but we'll ignore that because she carries it in her ass and that's more aesthetically pleasant.
I can't believe she's considered obese by people here.
I don't like the girl, she's not talented, my ears bleed when I hear her sing. I think she's a vapid Hollywood cookie cutter twit...she is all of those things, but she's not "fat".
Here for those who aren't familiar with what fat actually looks like..
Please click...http://www.gdargaud.net/Humor/Pics/FatFaeries.jpg
Now THAT is fat.
Her body index is in the "excessive body fat range", and that's unhealthy. Why do people assume that when society calls you fat, that they're being superficial? Obesity is a choice. A life endangering one at that.
"It is what it is"
she is not fat at all, the camera gives you extra weight...she looks juicy and delicious..more girls need meat on their bones...All these Hollywood puppet masters just wanna fuck lil' 10 year old boys or girls {and some w/ gigantic boobs}..so they are instilling the most unattractive images for women to attain... Bring back Frazetta style woman..and women that aren't afraid to eat and drink and enjoy life. Have you noticed how so many male characters are pudgy and out of shape yet their woman are stick thin.[including animated series]. F that..
She is NOT fat, but that outfit is definitely not doing her any favors...dress the body you HAVE, Jess, not the body you HAD.
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What in Sears Portrait Studio hell is this shit?! MK on Britney Spears' album "Circus"
If Jessica Simpson didn't have DD's she'd still be somewhere in Texas doing the mall show circuit.
She looks like she gained some weight..her legs are fatter but she is not fat nor does she look preggers.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Cue the truly transparent posters who talk about being the same height but at a much smaller weight to draw out comparisons between themselves and celebrities.
"I don't know about what happened. . . because once you start writing, it all becomes fiction."
Why can't she just stay home and wait for the royalty checks from Blonde Ambition and Major Movie Star to roll in?
brown cuffs??
although with a tunic sweater and some thight high boots, those leggins would be the business.
oh yeah and she is really not fat. Wynnona Judd=fat. Jessica Alba's mother=fat. Fat dude in Mexico=fat. Jessica Simpson....not fat.
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She's not fat, but she's not skinny either. I don't have much sympathy for her because basically her whole job is to look good, and she has the money and time to.
i dont get it. i think she looks the same. i saw some side rolls in that tank top but im positive it was because of that famewhorrendous leopard belt. ya'll are giving her the attention she wants! stop! or they will book her at your local MALL and you will be sorry!!!!
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hmmm what to say on this chick. It's just like Brit brit. U know how they talked about being in shape sh*t and exercised so much blablah. I think this is why this fiasco that doesn't need to exist happens. Singers, or whoever is in the hollywood light should just STFU! the only reason this chick was known back then was because of her body (boobs), yes she has a nice voice ....from before but that's pretty much it. I am gonna be open on this since we women have different types of bodies and somehow the body changes to a smaller size or bigger. those "famous" people should just say "Yes, I am bigger so what". but again it was their mistake to be known for such and such body that they screwed up this time. these sh*t brains just want to grab attention either way, so we dont have to feel sorry for them. everyone has issues!
Coma Caca!!
Is it ok to say that her singing is fat?
Jessica doesn't look fat, but those pants do her no favours. I'm short with short legs like her. Tight-pants that hug the ankles only make short legs look shorter and squatty.
She probably enjoys the "She's fat now!/No, she isn't!" attention though.
Miss Thang, it's interesting to see those videos. I'm not fond of Jessica's voice in them (though she does sound better than Britney ever did), but she was so pretty back then. She should never have messed with her face.
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Fat or not... she is still hot. I want her now.
I went to a school where almost all of the girls had eating disorders and gave me death glare at lunch when I made mouth love to my burger. Bitches get so uptight about weight. Obviously, annoying person in said pictures above isn't fat. She does suck at wearing clothes that fit right though and wins the title of the most annoying bitch on earth.
LOL at all the people calling her fat though.
Does anybody say 'chubby' anymore?
Rubenesque?
Round? Full? Thick?
And whoever this was...I forget, sorry -
IM(ns)HO, she has a minor amount of talent and zero brain power to put towards skill. Her range is very limited. And she doesn't understand a thing about subtelty.
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She is fat. Thin people don't have waists like that and tubby arms. She isn't very fat, but she is fat.
I don't think her fame is based on her body though, its on her boobs. Noone would care about her stumpy little self, fat or thin, if she didn't have those much bragged about DDs. And they take attention off her nasty man face.
So she will continue to be ridiculed in the tabloids for many years to come.
You people who say Size 8 is fat, should be forced to visit the Anorexic Clinic I work at.
You will see what your warped views have done to countless women of all ages.
Now I remember why I've been mostly lurking for several months.
Some of you people are just disgusting - "a size 8 is fat" my ASS. Shallow, ignorant idiots like YOU are the reason little girls are becoming so body-conscious at age 5.
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Submitted by surggj on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 4:53pm.
YEAH!!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Back in the day.....this was considered skinny....A size 10 was skinny....The iconic models of my time where Tiegs and Brinkley and they were not fat....and were a size 10...so, how can this be fat? What kind of a society do we live in that says we have to conform to everything a certain way???
Hairless bodies,brainless,botoxed up,bimbo Barbie dolls that all look alike,fake boobies,fake tans,fake eyelashes,etc.....equal (=) no personality at all...I CAN'T STAND THIS ANY LONGER!!!!
Who wants to be like everyone else? I say be unique and different and dance to the beat of your own drum and just be who you are. ENUFF already.... of this craziness!
Submitted by Lalaboo on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 2:15pm.
What's with the one toe sticking out of her shoe?
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I call that 'evolution toe'
ugh, she's playing in my town tonight. we're smack dab in the middle of an ice storm though, i can't believe it wasn't cancelled.
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On Newlyweds, she used to wear great outfits that suited her, in softer colors that were flattering. I remember all of her outfits. She should move away from the Pat Benatar pants and buy some softer tones and looser fabrics. a shift dress with a cardigan would be such a relief. And tone down the dolly parton volume in her hair. I love Dolly, but it's just not modern. Jessica needs to streamline her look.
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oh, & she looked the way she looks now back then too. EXACTLY the same. the Newlyweds/Daisy Duke weight loss made her have a hardened face and butt chin that has only recently been erased by her weight gain
I am just too much. - Joan Crawford
can we talk about her left hand and how it's pointing at nothing in 6 of the 7 pictures posted?
THATS something to make fun of. phantom pointer finger hand.
hug it out. just hug it out.
I, for one, am sick of ppl thinking this girl has no talent.. She and Xtina Aguilera were actually the only two in that whole Blonde Invasion circa 1997-1998 that could actually sing.. Somewhere along the line, she decided to quit the soulful/gospel act and adopt this breathy/Paris Hilton/ babylike vocal style.. I actually liked her at first, so it's really disappointing. Much like Mimi, Jessica has a powerful voice but chooses to sound like a horny Minnie Mouse for no apparent reason. Work with black producers again, bitch!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MA1rDxaq88
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYXrrrh30t0
I am just too much. - Joan Crawford
It's not really a question of too much weight, because her weight is fine, it's a question of too little talent. Who the hell goes to a Jessica Simpson concert anyway? And who pays her to inflict this type of damage on people?
I don't think she is fat - she just has a little bimbo bloatitis. We all get that at times.
Jessica is not fat, but she's not dressing appropriately.
Yes, MK, you are right.
She needs to stop.
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Give me a break with this stupid crap. A size 8 is not fat at 5'2. I don't like the girl, but she looks fine. Show me a heterosexual guy that wouldn't take her over some anorexic size 0 skeleton. Newsflash, girls are supposed to have curves and not look like little boys. Imagine that.
I'm not a Jessica fan AT ALL, but there is no way in hell she's fat. She has more weight on her than usual, but she's a beautiful girl and doesn't look bad in that outfit at all. Her outfit is bad, but she doesn't look bad in it....
I don't think she's fat...I don't think she looks fat at all. Yes the spandex thing is a little too much, but fat...No.
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who doesn't think she's fat. Just goes to show how completely fucking out of touch with reality some people are. I can't stand this chick, but she's not fat.
"I love my tail in these jeans!"
Submitted by The Real Mimi on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 2:58pm
I don't know what size she really is, but on a really short person, size 8 may be overweight. I'm 5 foot 7 and a size 10 and I'm in need of losing some weight, so a size 8 at 5 foot 2 may not be good.
But I wouldn't call her fat--she doesn't look it to me. The problem is she's short and stocky like Britney, so any kind of weight gain is going to show.
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Ok, a size 8 is fat if you're a midget, but JS is not a midget...she's 5'3". Size 8 is not fat on a woman 5'3". Is she annoying? Yes. Is she talentless? A BIG yes. But is she fat? No.
It's absurd that in this day and time a woman's worth is 'still' measured by the size of her ass.
Holy crap Salem13! NEWSIES?! FOR REAL?!
Sorry, I am off topic. I love me some Newsies.
Homegirl needs to hang up those pants and call it a day.
April and The Real Mimi, size 8 isn't fat, the average size for Americans is between a 10-12. Jessica is 5'3, she might be a size 6 or 8, but that isn't "fat". And I don't think MK is saying that a size 8 is fat either, she just wears really unflattering clothes that make her look chunky because she HAS gained weight.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by ginger_t on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 3:13pm.
ITA.
I said pretty much the same thing. I'm the one who compared her to Wonky.
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Someone mentioned Wonky so I don't feel **too** bad going off topic and asking when the hell she is going to lose her plastic doll speaking voice or if she's gonna keep working that fakery until her golden years? Maybe her real voice is like a gravelly trucker who's smoked for 45 years solid and she's just frontin'. Or, I wouldn't be surprised if she's already had vocal cord surgery to permanently set her voice to "annoying as fuck affected baby doll" ...
She must have skinny googles on when she buys this shit. No one wears rubber, not even models. More like drag queens if they're daring. This just boogles the mind really.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Who goes to her concerts? I mean, really, who goes?