Jessica Simpson Needs To Stop
Okay, Jessica Simpson is totally doing this on purpose. Why would she continue to wear shit that makes her look like she was cut from the same back fat roll as Beth Chapman? The right to wear rubber (or whatever the hell that is) leggings should be approved by a court of law. Papa Joe is probably behind this. He stuffed her sausage thighs into that shit, because he knew she would need help getting out of them. He's going to cut them off with his razor tongue. Ugh.
I feel like she's dressing this way because she hoped the tabloids would play the knocked up card, but instead everyone is throwing the "U SO FAT" shit at her. Homegirl even performed barefoot to give the tabloids an easy cover: BAREFOOT & PREGNANT. I don't think she's knocked up. I just think it's famewhore bloat.
Here's more of Jessica wearing a truly unfortunate outfit while performing in Virginia last night.
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She has such an unfortunate body. Even with all the plastic surgery she has had on her face/body... she needs to book a lipo appointment!
Who has worse thunder thighs - Jessica or Mischa??
Don't care about her weight tbh ... she doesn't look gross and that's ok.
Her career though seems to be over ... she's doing what? third rate backwater gigs now?
All I can say is she STILL has a better looking body than mine.
As a woman, I am offended by all the people defending Jessica.....for one, the only reason she's famous is for being a piece of ass.....I'm sick of hearing "she's a singer first," uhhh NO SHE ISN'T!!!! She's a mentally challenged, mediocre singer at best
And SHE'S one of the women that "set unrealistic standards" by appearing like she did in "Dukes of Hazzard!" How many of her fellow texas whores have trainers and nutritionists to get them back down to a slim size after they binge on BBQ? How many of her trailer park fans can afford her hair extensions?
Now that she's chubby,(not fat,) maybe everyone will notice what joke of singer she is and hire a fat girl who can actually sing instead!!!!!
This ho IS NOT FAT! She's MAYBE 15 pounds over her unnaturally thin Dukes of Hazard weight. I guarantee you she has a normal BMI and is within normal medical ranges of weight. She looks like she weighs 125-130 tops and wears a size 6 or 8. NOT FAT, end of discussion, STFU and STFD.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 1:09pm.
"Cummerbund" *smirk* (it's Persian?).
who the FUCK dresses this bitch?! why in the fuckity fuck would you wear shiny, skintight, tapered leather pants unless you're 6'2 and 120 lbs. is she on the payroll for Wet Seal (or Wet Slut as I like to call it) or something? put on a pair of fucking dark jeans (straight leg, not fucking tapered), a top that shows off your waist and keeps your boobs under control, perhaps a smart fitted leather jacket (after all she's country yall) and garnish with a few nice accessories. jesus christ its not hard! has somebody submitted her to What Not To Wear yet?
oh, and beth ditto comment is fucking awesome.
she's not fat, and doesn't look bad. I do agree though, that papa Joe probably did want to spark pregnancy rumors by those ridiculous outfits, given that the sole reason why people even remember her name is because she's debasing herself to keep an NFL quarterback. YOu know she'd do anything, no matter how freaky, to keep that douche.
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
Damn... who the fuck is this bitches stylist- Beth Ditto?
She totally hot though.....I would do her in a NY minute...and be finished just as quick.
Someone needs to insititute a law either banning leggings or banning certain people from humiliating themselves by wearing them.
I guess they had to put that cumberbund(I know the spelling is butchered sue me) on her since the buttons on the jacket probably couldn't sustain the strain of her fat from making them fly off.
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Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:05pm.
THERE IS ONLY ONE FUCKING FULL PROOF GODDAMN CURE FOR THE BLUES. A FULL SIZED BOTTLE OF SMIFNOFF AND A TENDER FUCKING GODDAMN ROAST BEEF.
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NOT FAT
WHAT is she pointing at in every GD picture?! In in #4, the shoes are off and she has some nasty hammertoes.
kred on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:44pm.
Fight the good fight!!! You rock!
If we (females) change our perception of beauty, men will willingly come along. Sadly, we do this to ourselves.
Any men in the house...am I wrong when I say we are way too hard on ourselves?
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Booze bloat?
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She needs to adopt a high squealy voice, insert a few French phrases and call Tony *Kermie*
Then the transformation will be complete.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
P.S. The girl barely has a neck, so the bloat looks really noticeable on her.
FYI - gigantic tits aren't only the result of pregnancy. Big tittied women, a lot of them, when they gain weight, it goes to their tits first.
I hope this hicktard isn't knocked up. Please lord, let her be infertile.
shes not fat, she just sucks
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Her tits are gigantic, so I would say pregnant, but her tummy (noticable in the high waisted jeans from the other day) is the only flat thing on her, so that would be weird. I am confused. Her arms, legs & tits have exploded, but she looks pretty much the same everywhere else, that seems like an odd way to gain weight. Maybe she just stopped working out, so she lost whatever muscle tone she had.
She is definitely doing this on purpose. No one wears that kind of outfit and expects to look skinny, even the village idiot.
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HAHhaa! MK i LOVE that you threw the Beth Chapman reference in there!!! jess needs a lot more cleavage to really be in Beth's league tho!
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I wouldn't call her 'fat'.
My main issue with it is that she looks untoned and bloated, it just doesn't look like healthy weight. It's safe to to say she's looked a lot better.
She also needs to stop dressing like a tard.
I hate the bitch, and she's fatter than usual, BUT! In reality, bitch ain't fat. I can see her SPANXX under there, though.
Dude, look at the 3rd thumbnail. HOLY CHUNK!!!!!!
Jessica isn't fat, but those shoes are HOrriffic.
and that outfit makes her look incredibly dowdy. Always say no to leather pants.
BLIND ITEM January 16, 2008
Yes, she is definitely pregnant. So why isn’t she announcing? Because there are two more pressing issues with which she is dealing. The first is that her relationship with the baby’s father is rather tenuous right now. Friendly in public, but lots of stress and squabbling in private. The second reason is that her very aggressive attorney is trying to wrangle down the source of some hurtful information about her that would certainly tarnish her image. So the pregnancy isn’t exactly at the top of the list in this trio of life issues. (Blind Gossip)
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NO!!! I will not let this go, this is getting waaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy to innerestin'.....I need a hobby.
CALL THE F.B.I.!! The Sciencreeptologists are after me!!!
I convinced this bitch is doing this shit purposely. I mean C'MON!!! Who in the fuckity-fuck is her stylist?
She doesnt look fat.. However she does look like she is wearing one of those body "contour" things.
She is not fat! If she was wearing a nice dark jean or a fitted tuxedo pant, we would have nothing to say about her weight.
But rubber pants?! NO ONE looks good in a rubber pant. Lindsay Lohan looks stout in a rubber pant. That is just a no-no.
There's just too much going on with Jessica. I am not digging that weird brown cuff. It looks like it goes to a totally different jacket.
Touche, Kred.
But again, is it just looks like she's being pimped out because she gained a little weight. She was virtually invisible for a while and all of a sudden, she's everywhere now that people are buzzin' about her size... I smell a publicity whore and for that, I can not be as sympathic as I wish.
She's always dressed horribly with very few exceptions. *shrug* In her early days she wore some atrocious shit.
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
...she is pregnant with twins and she is having them through her thighs....one on each side.
Isn't she one of the blind items a while back...girl is really pregnant and is fighting constantly with the babydaddy...but they want to keep the pregnancy under wraps for now, cos some information that is damning to her "career" is coming out.....fuck the whole "career" is damned already....too late Jessie...
Define "Damning"
1) She can't sing
2) She got pregnant by putting a hole in the condom
3) Daddy is the daddy *gasp...shock*
4)she had been pregnant, but had an abortion because of # 3
5) she hit on Nick Lachey and he is the real daddy.
.....go ahead...top those!!
She still had an audience?
Not flattering. I mean nothing. The hair, make-up, shoes or clothes.
Edit: She's average sized, but this look does nothing to compliment her.
I like the shoes...like really really like them!
By the way anyone know where I can find me some nice fancy party dresses?
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Vanz, you should also realize the psychological damage that we put on ourselves and other women by saying these kind of things. We should be sticking up for each other and fighting the good fight.
Beth Chapman - that is so, so true! Ha ha!
I honestly don't think she is fat. The problems are that (a) she got shitloads of attention when she worked her ASS off & got in killer shape for the Dukes, and now she's just being human again, and (b) she dresses like she's still in Dukes shape. I am not fat, but if someone squeezed me into that shit, I would make people puke!
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She's not fat, she's a "Hollywood Size 2"!
Once again, I don't blame her...I blame her stylist and those around her who allowed her to walk out the house lookin' like a broke down mess. Trust me, true friends will always tell you the truth no matter how bad you look. They will hurt your feelings but you will thank them in the end.
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I don't care what size she is - but she doesn't have a lick of fashion sense.
she may not be fat, kred, but them thighs are quite thunderish, from one large thighed woman to the next.
but I doubt hers are mostly quad muscle like mine so......
Ah, CantStandBitches
Jenny Craig was the first thing that I thought of. She'll get lots of attention and we all know that she'll do anything for that even get fat.
her thighs are out of shape, she has chunky legs
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are there pictures of the crowd? Cuz I'm willing to bet there were 20 people there if that
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"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
Some girls look great in leather leggings(hate to say it Lohan) unfortunately Jessica looks like a leather handbag.
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If she would just realize that confusing chicken with tuna was the pinnacle of her career, we'd all be better off
I will repeat, SHE IS NOT FAT!!