Jessica Simpson Needs To Stop
Okay, Jessica Simpson is totally doing this on purpose. Why would she continue to wear shit that makes her look like she was cut from the same back fat roll as Beth Chapman? The right to wear rubber (or whatever the hell that is) leggings should be approved by a court of law. Papa Joe is probably behind this. He stuffed her sausage thighs into that shit, because he knew she would need help getting out of them. He's going to cut them off with his razor tongue. Ugh.
I feel like she's dressing this way because she hoped the tabloids would play the knocked up card, but instead everyone is throwing the "U SO FAT" shit at her. Homegirl even performed barefoot to give the tabloids an easy cover: BAREFOOT & PREGNANT. I don't think she's knocked up. I just think it's famewhore bloat.
Here's more of Jessica wearing a truly unfortunate outfit while performing in Virginia last night.
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Singlehandedly exploding the myth that black is slimming.
Sorry, but those legs are FAT. And why is she wearing an inner tube around her waist.
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Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:05pm.
THERE IS ONLY ONE FUCKING FULL PROOF GODDAMN CURE FOR THE BLUES. A FULL SIZED BOTTLE OF SMIFNOFF AND A TENDER FUCKING GODDAMN ROAST BEEF.
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She is totally doing this on purpose by the way.
Look, we're still talking about her!! fuck these people.
She'll be ano again in a coupla months, then she'll be on the tabloids again...this is their business, gotta make money somehow.
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
Look at her thighs...THEY ARE FAT!!!!!!!!!
How fucking hard is it to pick clothes that are flattering and actually FIT?
Submitted by mike on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 12:35pm.
You're questioning her taste in clothing, but you've got to consider the taste of those going to see her in concert. Who wants to see this vapid ho sing?!?
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
SHE IS NOT FAT!!!
You're questioning her taste in clothing, but you've got to consider the taste of those going to see her in concert. Who wants to see this vapid ho sing?!?
Jessica is the Next Anna Nicole Smith, wait I don't want to insult Anna...eDataJob.com
So this is how we fame whore now? Gain weight and then flaunt it when people gawk? Nice PR, Papa Joe... real nice. :|
Shoes. That is all.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
OMG why can't she wear nice regular clothes that fit her? Is it really that hard? That shit wouldn't look good on anybody.
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Baby carrots are trying to turn me gay.
sweet baby jesus, not again. how hard is it to dress for your body shape? dont she have a stylist??
a endorsement deal for jenny craig is in the works. this is definelty working for her benefit, TRUST!