Friday, January 30th 2009

Open Post: Hosted By Kittens On A Roomba


Here is the long-awaited sequel to Cat on a Roomba. Don't worry, a KITTEH was not harmed in the making of this shit. One or two might have gotten a case of the dizzies, though. This YouTube clip should become a full-fledged game show. That's what it feels like I'm watching. SPOILER ALERT: I just knew the greyish and white kitten would be the last one on the Roomba. He has determination in his eyes.

The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise.

So! This is your open post. Talk about moobs, furry pussy balls, Roombas or anything else you want. You can also place bets on who you think will win the Puppy Bowl on Sunday. That's what I'm watching all day. I've got my dollars on Moose!

VIA Videogum

Posted by: Michael K


Home's picture

The Steelers stole it.

G-damn it.

-But, it was a good game.

:)

Becs's picture

EEEEE!

Those Kittehs are so cute!

But it's kind of cruel to put those cute little fluffballs on that thing.. I felt bayud.

but there so damn cute!

I have watched this video there: www. Millionaireloves. com, maybe you can have a check too if you want to find a wealthy man or beautiful woman!

Home's picture

On a happy note. I made some homemade bagels. They look so ugly it's embarrassing but they taste chewy and yummy nonetheless! Whoot!

M.E.'s picture

Nighty.

Miss Thang's picture

Yeah, ME, hopefully i get to go next time.
Anyways, i'm about to pass out. TTYL

I am just too much. - Joan Crawford

M.E.'s picture

Yeah, the regular night time hors are in Vegas. Bitches. Assholes.

Pfft.

No, she's never shed a real tear for that baby, only for her own ass.

Miss Thang's picture

ME- uh, i think they're in Vegas lol

I am just too much. - Joan Crawford

Miss Thang's picture

I've never seen that bitch shed a single tear in or out of court for her baby. She's a classic sociopath

I am just too much. - Joan Crawford

M.E.'s picture

It's still early! WTF is everyone?

M.E.'s picture

Miss Thang - Casey/Caylee...she was in court today, laughing, smiling...I want to shank her!!!

Miss Thang's picture

whats up, ME? I cant watch.. is she talking about Octopussy or Caylee?

I am just too much. - Joan Crawford

does anyone else hate that after u take a huge shit, your asshole still kinda hurts and wants to get more out but u just can't? SIGH haahah

M.E.'s picture

BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!

I just got home, watching Nancy Graced, I am IRATE!!!! Who the hell is around to discuss?

Chirio's picture

arrgh the silence in this "open" post is making me ...horny. ima go watch some porno now. lol. btw...you are all sexy.

Coma Caca!!

lazee's picture

I can never balance a checkbook. I always forget to record an ATM withdrawl or ten and nothing ever reconciles. :(

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www.myspace.com/lazeechile

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Submitted by lazee on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 10:01pm.

Submitted by paris herpes on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 7:28pm.

I think I've tallied MK's obsessions:

kittehs
puppehs
chola eyebrows
ginge pubes (men and women)
mah boo
pp
In n Out burgers
crap reality tv shows
no no holes puckering or barking

anybody else can think of anything? im stuck.
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Lucite heels?
Mother's animal cookies?
The word "cunt"?
Hangovers?
The word "Fuckery"?
Cock, gizz and balls?
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Don't forget chichis!
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Aha! How right you are! MK's obsession with chichis is the stuff legends are made of.

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Submitted by paris herpes on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 7:28pm.

I think I've tallied MK's obsessions:

kittehs
puppehs
chola eyebrows
ginge pubes (men and women)
mah boo
pp
In n Out burgers
crap reality tv shows
no no holes puckering or barking

anybody else can think of anything? im stuck.
~

Lucite heels?
Mother's animal cookies?
The word "cunt"?
Hangovers?
The word "Fuckery"?
Cock, gizz and balls?
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Don't forget chichis!
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www.myspace.com/lazeechile

Submitted by zomay on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 9:03pm.

Me kinda scared of Del Amo. Yes, as you know, get up a few floors in LA and you can see forever. My orifice has windows in a curve from like Century City to LAX, so the sun sets right behind my puter.

What thread is this?

Chirio's picture

I can't believe I just watched wife swap. but again...thats what I have now since I can't get too drunk at this moment. (side-eye)I am "working". a street night lady would be more busy as of this moment. I wonder how their nights start....just wondering.

Coma Caca!!

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Sheeps on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 8:52pm.

Ha! It is. I wouldn't have looked unless you mentioned it. Yeah, I can see from Century City to (ha again) Torrance. I'm looking out along the SM Mts to Malibu.

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Torrance! Heeheeheeee home of Del Amo.

Sounds like you have a pretty awesome view Sheeps. LUCKY wooly! xoxoxo

Paris Herpes, can you please return in the Orlando thread.

We need the juicy stories. It's time to feed the curious.

Submitted by zomay on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 8:48pm.

Ha! It is. I wouldn't have looked unless you mentioned it. Yeah, I can see from Century City to (ha again) Torrance. I'm looking out along the SM Mts to Malibu.

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Submitted by Chirio on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 8:00pm.

Hello hello my people. You all are great!!
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Aw! YOU are so great!

=)

♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!

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Submitted by paris herpes on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 7:28pm.

I think I've tallied MK's obsessions:

kittehs
puppehs
chola eyebrows
ginge pubes (men and women)
mah boo
pp
In n Out burgers
crap reality tv shows
no no holes puckering or barking

anybody else can think of anything? im stuck.
~

Lucite heels?
Mother's animal cookies?
The word "cunt"?
Hangovers?
The word "Fuckery"?
Cock, gizz and balls?

Hmm...there's such a plethora...to name them all...I dunno. lol

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Sheeps! Pretty sunset here in our parts!

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Submitted by zomay on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 8:43pm.
Do you really want to hurt me Do you really want to MAKE ME CRYYYYYYY

Depending how shy you are, you can do the little BG dance from that vid somewhere.

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Do you really want to hurt me Do you really want to MAKE ME CRYYYYYYY

Just felt like hearing that song right now.

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Chirio's picture

my boss is stupid. along with the whole dept!

Coma Caca!!

paris herpes's picture

This open post is a bust. at only under 300? WTF happened?!

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

TITS's picture

I too am a little baffled and askeered of the small animal fever but feared a verbal beatdown if I admitted it. Shiba Inu 6... I checked it once and never thought of them again. Does that make me a blackhearted nosoul-haver?
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yeah, pretty much.

:)

.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.

Chirio's picture

Hello hello my people. You all are great!!

Coma Caca!!

vanyvrgs's picture

HI guys, how are you doing? what are you guys talking about, lemme check..____________________________________________
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.

An Eye for an Eye Leaves Everybody Blind!

Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com

paris herpes's picture

angel i, ah, the exquisite lucite heels. how could i forget! it pains me so to read about that ugly ho too...

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

Momus: I perked up when I read that "wormwood contains the neurotoxin thujone." hahahaha Beats 3.5 beer, I bet.

angel_i's picture

AND ELEGANCE!

HE LOVES ELEGANCE TOO!

=)

♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!

paris herpes's picture

ah yes the man loves cheetos.

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

Submitted by Deb on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 6:01pm.

Whoot! Absinthe party at Deb's house! After it warms up!

angel_i's picture

Elegance!

♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!

Submitted by paris herpes on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 7:28pm.
I think I've tallied MK's obsessions:

Cheetos.

paris herpes's picture

THAT SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT?
hood rat shit

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

paris herpes's picture

I think I've tallied MK's obsessions:

kittehs
puppehs
chola eyebrows
ginge pubes (men and women)
mah boo
pp
In n Out burgers
crap reality tv shows
no no holes puckering or barking

anybody else can think of anything? im stuck.

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

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Angel... no need to fast, thanks to your last post, I am now TRIPPING BALLS!!!!!

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@Molotov:

Yeah, babay! Let'em come at me!

Nuthin' moves more than a groove that soothes me
Nuthin' soothes me more than a groove boosts me
Nuthin' boosts me more or suits me beautifully
There's nuthin you can do to me,
Stab me! Shoot me!

Psychotichypnoticeroticantibioticain't
nobodyhotterandsoonandyaddayadda...
Gad!Italkalottahemdiyaddayadda
oochiwallawallabutyagottagotta...

Keep moving...

=)

Whatever that means.

;p

♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!

Molotov Cocktease's picture

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 6:20pm.

Ok, I din't watch that clip cuz I am SO over all this small animal fever
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thanks angel for being so gangsta to admit this around these fur bebeh lovers! I too am a little baffled and askeered of the small animal fever but feared a verbal beatdown if I admitted it. Shiba Inu 6... I checked it once and never thought of them again. Does that make me a blackhearted nosoul-haver?

beatslikebombs's picture

ROOMBA CHAMPION!

On the real, Roombas are amazing. I trip over mine on a daily though.

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For everyone in love with Sartastic's avatar, yes he is chewing bubble gum. I was watching some of the clips on YouTube. As Sartastic told me, it is from a duo on Nickelodeon called "Purple and Brown". Even cooler... they are by Aardman Studios (the masters of claymation that created Wallace and Gromit).

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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 6:13pm.

Submitted by Home on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 6:03pm.
Momus, are you saying Wonky chews her own cud? Or er...that other nasty "C" word?

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The latter.
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Well, cocktail sauce for everyone then!

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Submitted by paris herpes on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 6:19pm.
Deb designs?

Landscapes.

angel_i, it does have a goddess-like name!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

angel_i's picture

@Sartastic: I, too, love your avvie! I should have been first, dammit!

I can NOT believe I don't gets no luv for the Chola Clown tho. Waddup, beechez? Y'all askeered or sumthin'?

♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!