Alan Cumming Thinks President Obama Has A Big One
First of all, no, that's not Rumer Willis with some 5 o'clock tater fuzz. I thought the same thing at first. It's Alan Cumming and he's here to discuss our new president's peen size. I had this same conversation with a friend last week over cocktails and empanadas. He asked me what I thought Obama was twirling with. I gave a side-eye, took a sip of my Sea Breeze and then asked myself if this was inappropriate or not. I shrugged it off and said to myself, "He has a peen too!" and delivered my prediction to my friend. Alan Cumming also discussed what his peendar reported with New York Magazine at some book party last night in NYC.
Alan said, “I’d like to see Obama naked. I think great leaders, charismatic leaders and men who are so confident and who have achieved so much, usually have big penises. I think there’s a correlation between the level of confidence, the level of the way a man can hold a room and the way he conducts himself in life, with his penis size — with his comfort with his penis size.”
Dr. Peen-It-All went on to say, "So much of male psyche is taken up with how big your cock is; it’s a huge deal in our lives, and so when you’re confident about your penis size, it shows. “Well, just look at him (Obama). Just the way he’s so kind of elegant and very confident in his body and himself. Also, someone told me that they worked out with him in a gym in Chicago, and it was big.”
Now I know what that old queen thinks about when he lays awake at night. Damn. I'm surprised Alan didn't bust out pie charts, sketches and a damn model he made himself out of melted down dildos. But he did use the word "elegant" and I give him half a gold star for that one.
*sigh* My opinion of Alan Cumming just nosedived. I mean, honestly, who cares?
Never mind, I don't want to know the answer to that...
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Did I dream this belief or did I believe this dream?
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I find what he said to be pretty stupid, though.
You don't have to have a big dick to be confident. If that's the only thing you have to be proud of (which clearly is not the case if you're Mr. Obama), that's a pretty sad life.
His chin is as bad as Tater Head's.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
i love Alan Cummings. i would date him any time, any where. the way he twiddled that pen in the Bond movie drove me crazy.
Someone told me that he is dating at a celebrity dating site ...www. celebmingle. com...., why? I can`t believe that!!
He looks like Rumer in this pic..wow!
"Submitted by Bda on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 5:25pm.
So fucking gross. I don't care about people being gay but a man going into detail about another mans penis is DISGUSTING! What is so appealing about something you already have? Fucking nasty. Unless of course it's that hot bitch Michael K."
Sounds like you do have a problem with gay people because finding what you already have appealing is what being gay is and you think its disgusting...so you think gay people are disgusting then. Why are you on this website when nearly every single post has a comment by MK about being fucked up the ass?
"People who try to pretend they're superior make it so much harder for those of us who really are."
-Hyacinth
He is hotter than Rumer...sad for her.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Hahaha I totally fucking thought it was the Rumes. First thing that went through my brain.
Provolone, your days are numbered. I can't believe how long you've lasted here with your despicable, racist, sexist vitriol.
Please. Hit REPORT.
Rumer's long lost papaaaaaa!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 10:19pm.
And have you heard of his fragrance, 'Cumming'?
No way! I'm afraid to ask what it smells like....
Oh, geez, I thought it was Rumer Willis for half a second, too. That's not good news for her.
Have you heard of his fragrance, 'Cumming'?
http://www.cummingthefragrance.com/
Wicked.
I'd rather say my president has a big dick than say my president acts like a big dick.
anyway Obama...oh yeah, he can get it!
and that blue liner sets off this dude's eyes perfectly....oh the faggotry.
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puppy side eye.
Provolone> Are you fucking kidding me w. that comment? Ugh.
If we could get his sperm and inpregnate Rumer with it, imagine what their kid would look like... Not Obama, Alan Cumming!
Post of the week. I'm literally laughing out loud here. Comedy gold.
I love Mr. Cumming (what a sexy name) but I don't want to think about Obama's dick size for some reason.
"I think great leaders, charismatic leaders and men who are so confident and who have achieved so much, usually have big penises."
Was this dumbass paying attention when Clinton was prez? Bubba reportedly has a teeny tiny one.
I was going to comment on this, but BDA & gyeah did it so well I'll just say: ditto.
Also a shout-out to Bitchette. GF speaks the truth.
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So fucking gross. I don't care about people being gay but a man going into detail about another mans penis is DISGUSTING! What is so appealing about something you already have? Fucking nasty. Unless of course it's that hot bitch Michael K.
His eye makeup looks like it's been done by a Kardashian.
I agree...Rumer wishes she looked that pretty.
Thanks Alan for just being another dumb as homo, or is it bi? I can't keep track, who has nothing better to say than to speculate on someone's cock size.
I fucking love Alan Cumming.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
I don't want to know about Alan Cumming or Going
in fact I don't want to know anything about him
at al :(
Well, obviously he has a big one. No need to go around taking about it/famewhoring yourself.
That said, I still love Alan Cumming.
This is how Rumer Willis WISHED she look about half the time. The other half of the time she just looks like Mrs. Potatohead. And that is the best compliment I can think of right now, aside from her probably boning Ashton Kutcher *runs to the bathroom and throws up my lunch*!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
I don't sit and wonder about dick sizes, but i do it on my way to places.
Anyqueer, whos this ugly fuck again? I think there's some things about some people like the fucking president of the United States of Amerika who's married with 2 daughters that should be respected and not be discussed in a magazine just because you need to get your queer ass jollies off. Fucking grow up bitch.
Alan gets half a gold star for bravery, just for venturing out in public with that emo eye makeup.
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"Cheerleaders..are dancers.....who have gone retarded..."
Alan Cumming? That's obviously a picture of Rumer Willis.
http://starcasm.net When the truth doesn't hurt enough.
Thanks DListed Ladies for enlightening me on boobs.
Its sounds like everyone worries about something...
some men buy sports cars;which are usually smaller, whats up with that? ;>
but yeah I bet great thinkers have bigger
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furthermore the way someone dances often tells a lot about sex with this person.
i think there's something true about it in general.
Hmmm, empanadas..... Happy memories.
I think the candidates' peenage should be a campaign issue, with full pre-election vetting. You don't want to be going up against, say, Putin and be known as peenally challenged.
I'm sure Obama is over the moon about his cock size.
I <3 MK
PS Every guy knows how big his dick is, and how it compares to other dicks. He doesn't need anyone else to tell him, and if he's rocking 3 inches, he's going to know you're lying when you disingenuously gush about how humungous it is. He might not care, but he will know. Just like if he says it's 7" and it's really only 5"...he knows whats up. Men have eyes and know how to use rulers.
And yeah, in my experience, the size queens tend to be the trashier, sluttier homos...as if that even needed to be mentioned.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 3:23pm.
Submitted by Mysmichelle on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 3:20pm.
Molotov..........you said exactly what I was thinking. Big dicks are certainly over rated IMO
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Honey I was FASCINATED by this dude's claims of an 11 incher, so even though I don't really "hook up" with guys I'm not dating, I had to had to had to, I even measured that shit. It was literally like 7 minutes from the first kiss to the grunts and groans of him busting a nut to me heading out the door saying "I'll call you when I get back to town." WHAT.A.WASTE.
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Why didnt he wait for you to at least get a little bit off? He coulda held that sh*t back and let you really feel his 11 inches get some good feeling before he came....sounds like a really big asshole to me.
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I ditched my friends and let them find their own way home!
Submitted by rotten_egg on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 3:28pm.
-"Submitted by No Words on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 3:25pm."
That's why I hate big boobs.
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Gawd, it's true...they are great when stuffed in a support bra, but the unclothed, under-the-sheets action can get mighty embarrassing...like when you have to remove them from under your armpits.
Submitted by KD on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 3:02pm.
yes from the Archies but that was treshappys remark I was agreeing to. That could be his next movie. Why do they talk without a script?
Submitted by Stock Broker: "Do women obsess over their own boobs???"
I love mine. They've always been just right, in my opinion: not too big and not too small.
What I obsess over is whether my nipples are poking out, because I find that vulgar and embarassing.
-"Submitted by No Words on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 3:25pm."
That's why I hate big boobs.
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Submitted by mike: "A more cynical guy you're unlikely to encounter, but when I don't know someone well, I always assume they're telling me what they think I want to hear."
Ah, well, if it's not big, I wouldn't LIE. With the exception of one poor guy I went out with, they ARE all big. Of course, I am married now, so I forget...
As madam s points out, there's always something nice to fawn over. One could say something like: "Oh, it looks delicious. May I taste it?" I don't think there's a man who would argue with THAT.
Stock Broker....
Yeah, I do obsess about them. I think they are too large, and because of that fact, too saggy. I would like to get breast reduction surgery, but my husband said, "no way." He loves big knockers.
Submitted by Mysmichelle on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 3:20pm.
Molotov..........you said exactly what I was thinking. Big dicks are certainly over rated IMO
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Honey I was FASCINATED by this dude's claims of an 11 incher, so even though I don't really "hook up" with guys I'm not dating, I had to had to had to, I even measured that shit. It was literally like 7 minutes from the first kiss to the grunts and groans of him busting a nut to me heading out the door saying "I'll call you when I get back to town." WHAT.A.WASTE.
-"Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 3:13pm.
Do women obsess over their own boobs???"
Some do. Ok, many many MANY do. I sometimes do, sometimes I don't care.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 3:13pm.
Do women obsess over their own boobs???
I kind of do. I'm always finding something wrong with them, even though I know most guys don't really give a shit what they look like.
The only time I think about the size my boobs is when I see someone with a REALLY low cut shirt and boobies hanging out and then i think to myself do guys REALLY like that? My man tells me he loves my boobs...of course im sure every guy tells his girl they like their boobies!
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Good Gravy! He does look like Rumer!
I don't know why everyone is hating on poor Alan. Those must all be people with small peens. Bitter much? He's Alan Cumming, not your kid's principal. He's allowed to be silly if he wants to.
Of course people will think about Obama in a sexual way. Power is sexy, and at the moment, Obama has tons of it. Cumming is just saying aloud what lots of others are wondering themselves.