Alan Cumming Thinks President Obama Has A Big One
First of all, no, that's not Rumer Willis with some 5 o'clock tater fuzz. I thought the same thing at first. It's Alan Cumming and he's here to discuss our new president's peen size. I had this same conversation with a friend last week over cocktails and empanadas. He asked me what I thought Obama was twirling with. I gave a side-eye, took a sip of my Sea Breeze and then asked myself if this was inappropriate or not. I shrugged it off and said to myself, "He has a peen too!" and delivered my prediction to my friend. Alan Cumming also discussed what his peendar reported with New York Magazine at some book party last night in NYC.
Alan said, “I’d like to see Obama naked. I think great leaders, charismatic leaders and men who are so confident and who have achieved so much, usually have big penises. I think there’s a correlation between the level of confidence, the level of the way a man can hold a room and the way he conducts himself in life, with his penis size — with his comfort with his penis size.”
Dr. Peen-It-All went on to say, "So much of male psyche is taken up with how big your cock is; it’s a huge deal in our lives, and so when you’re confident about your penis size, it shows. “Well, just look at him (Obama). Just the way he’s so kind of elegant and very confident in his body and himself. Also, someone told me that they worked out with him in a gym in Chicago, and it was big.”
Now I know what that old queen thinks about when he lays awake at night. Damn. I'm surprised Alan didn't bust out pie charts, sketches and a damn model he made himself out of melted down dildos. But he did use the word "elegant" and I give him half a gold star for that one.
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I think Obama's dick probably gives a mean dangle but it's sorta inappropriate to say that out loud, right? Also, I guess Rikki Lake and Alan won't be dating anytime soon.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 3:13pm.
Do women obsess over their own boobs???
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YES, but only because you men obsess so goddamn much over them
Molotov..........you said exactly what I was thinking. Big dicks are certainly over rated IMO
Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 3:13pm.
i like my boobs. the difference is that we get to show them off, unlike peen.
they certainly help sometimes!
edit: sometimes if i see a skinny bitch that i might be jelous of i think-my boobs are better!
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Ok, the eyeliner I get...but the blush is a little much.
Also, I'm not sure I want to think about the size of the President, although I do enjoy the shirtless photos. :>
Stockbroker> I'm not sure about other ladies, but I definitely don't go around thinking about how mine are bigger than so-and-so's or anything like that.
OMG. Poor Alan looks like Tater's twin sister or brother!!
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alan cummings is just playing his role - unofficial queer court jester. cause as tacky as it is to say this out loud you know you were wondering.....
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Do women obsess over their own boobs???
I always wonder about that...
i love alan C. Not sure why..some people i just LIKE. He has jacked eye makeup on here yes but he has great eyes. Lots of energy and full of life, not deadened and blank like so many Hollywood dicks. LOVE for Alan. He's brilliant. And he was in a hilarious movie he wrote- I cannot find it in IMDB wtf- was with David Boreanaz with a cameo with Karen Black. Love this guy.
Submitted by la cucaracha on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 3:06pm.
Submitted by Oxygen on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 3:01pm.
Someone told me that I have a big cock. And I'm a girl. I was cool with it...I felt like they took me seriously, ya know. I even flexed my arm muscles and jiggled my chest ones.
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Do you have one of those Chyna clits or somethn?
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I haven't seen her shit, but metaphorically speaking it's just like someone saying to a female that "you've got some big balls".
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Submitted by bitchette on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 3:03pm.
i don't like it when they're too big. it hurts.
however- don't girls tell all guys their dicks are big. i think i have.
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I have. If your sh*t is small....I let you know, tell u I dont think its gonna work...and im out! Most guys are joyful assholes anyway and sociopathic so I truly gives a fuck about their feelings....
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I let people draw on me!
I ditched my friends and let them find their own way home!
Ricki Lake speaks the truth that was my experience when I encountered this older knock-off version of Rummer Willis...the little fags on his entourage are ridiculous and think the world of him...oh the whole group likes to hang out with him at bars with dark back rooms where anything goes. I was a witness. Draw your own conclusions. Perhaps that is where Ms. Cummings gets ingredients for her beauty line "CUMmings" if you get my drift. Speculating about someone's peen size is very trashy to begin with and when you do it about the president and to the press is down right disrespectful...they should take his US citizenship away, that overly made up CUM rag.
oh and the biggest meatiest kingdingalingiest mofo I ever came across was THE WORST LAY EVER! I have never taken flight after the act so fast as I did that night and the whole time driving home I apologized to my goods for putting them through such unnecessary trauma. Cured me of ever giving a fuck about size again.
SOME men do build their confidence on their penis' size. Others rely on big muscles or good looks or success or big fancy cars. I don't think all men's self esteem is based on penis size.
This is as true as those who claim that all men with big SUVs are compensating for having a small penis. In reality, I've met pretty confident males with average penises and dumb and insecure ones with better than average penises. But who would say NO to a confident man with a big one?. Ok, not unless he's a douche.
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Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 2:59pm.
I overstated. I don't think that of ALL people. Just a very high percentage of those I think want something from me.
Submitted by Oxygen on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 3:01pm.
Someone told me that I have a big cock. And I'm a girl. I was cool with it...I felt like they took me seriously, ya know. I even flexed my arm muscles and jiggled my chest ones.
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Do you have one of those Chyna clits or somethn?
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I let people draw on me!
I ditched my friends and let them find their own way home!
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 2:58pm.
It doesnt really matter to me....like I dont sit there and wonder about the size of guys' penis(es?) ....
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Theres a good medium when it comes to dick size....3 inches is too small no matter what while 10 inches is to big. Anything in the middle can be worked with depending on girth and with...I love the guy im doing right now dick though...sh*t is juuuuust right!
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I let people draw on me!
I ditched my friends and let them find their own way home!
I kinda thought that SOME men that persue powerful positions do so because they are compensating for a LACK of er.. package, not the opposite.
Either way, I am lmao at Ricki's rant ova heah
Oh and in my experience men who truly have big cocks don't obsess about their size or that of others...only guys with little pickles do. Personality or race are not big indications either. Plenty of "confident" douchebags out there with a cashew between their legs. And plenty of black men are showers and not growers.
"Sluts just heal quicker" - Sophia Petrillo
i don't like it when they're too big. it hurts.
however- don't girls tell all guys their dicks are big. i think i have.
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Submitted by joanne on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 2:56pm.
lol he does look like jughead
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OMG, he totally DOES! From Archie and Jughead? Oh man, blast from the past, right there.
Someone told me that I have a big cock. And I'm a girl. I was cool with it...I felt like they took me seriously, ya know. I even flexed my arm muscles and jiggled my chest ones.
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Incidentally, media speculations about the President's manhood may be tacky, but they are perfectly appropriate for this blog.
I thought that was Clay Aiken at first. SCARY.
First of all, no, that's not Rumer Willis with some 5 o'clock tater fuzz
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Okay, that's just cruel. LOL
Awww mike,
That's too cynical because all people are not like that. I don't agree at all with the others in just saying things that men (or women) want to hear to feed their ego or for whatever other reason. My policy is that if it's not the truth, then don't say anything. There are always TRUE things you can fawn over with the people you're fond of. I think that feels better for everyone. Plus, I'm really bad at lying and have no poker face.
I heart big dicks, especially if they are uncut and attached to hot-as-fuck, dark Latinos. Sigh. Of course, I'm not some desperate, 5th-string V-list pseudo-celebrity who rams my own press-release coke ramblings up my distended asshole in order to get off, so I would never say so to the mass media. Expect attention-whore Alan Cumming online dick pics to drop in 5...4...3...2...
It doesnt really matter to me....like I dont sit there and wonder about the size of guys' penis(es?) ....
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lol he does look like jughead.
Mrs. Gosling ~ yes it matters because it matters to women.
Rick Lake...DITTO. This asshat broke the doucheometer.
Based on his body type, race, and confident demeanor, my educated guess would be "large to super large," but we should not count on Michelle to confirm this information!
Yeah, I definitely thought this was Tater Head at first, too.
As long as his brain is bigger than Bush's, I could care less about how much he's packing.
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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 2:28pm.
D-listed guys does your size it really matter that much to you personally?
a girl texted me "ooooOOoo I want your big cock" ...and ive yet to delete it : )
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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 2:32pm.
ITA. Guys love it when you say that it's the biggest one you've ever seen!
A more cynical guy you're unlikely to encounter, but when I don't know someone well, I always assume they're telling me what they think I want to hear.
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I do not want to think about the President's penis!
And I abhor size queens of both sexes and sexual orientations.
Life isn't about penis size...sorry. I can't believe real men (and real women) obsess about this.
Isn't this Jughead from the Archie Comics?
I dunno why, but I think this dude is hot. Ive always found gay guys soo attractive.....i like everything about em, makes me want to pose as a boy sometimes....
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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 2:32pm.
ITA. Guys love it when you say that it's the biggest one you've ever seen!
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He reminds me of Andy Dick!
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mmmmmm empanadas.
mmmmmm peen.
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"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?" -Heather Chandler
Cumming definitely proves the "small brain" theory.
He's a complete embarrassment, an objectionable idiot.
Alan Cumming is a cumdump piece of fucking trash. I met him here in NYC when he was registering people to vote at Eastern Bloc last summer. A more nauseating presence I have yet to encounter. He clearly thought the world of himself, flitting around the place like he was goddamn Lindsay Lohan at the Dinah Shore Weekend. He talked of sex incessantly while peddling his shitty fucking perfume/lotion/lube/anal douche collection "Cumming." He is untalented, sucked in Cabaret, and has little to cling to besides his small penis and his dwindling, infantile cadre of NYC hipster fag hanger-ons. He can eat shit and die. This déclassé turd burglar can go fuck himself the next time he decides to pop a dick outta his mouth and comment on shit like he's some sort of goddamn motherfucking homo spokesfag.
"Also, someone told me that they worked out with him in a gym in Chicago, and it was big.”
I knew men were checking each other's peen out in the locker room! I knew it!
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I saw Alan Cumming at the St Regis Hotel, down the street from the White House the night before the inauguration. I considered tormenting him for a pic but was too trashed.