Alan Cumming Thinks President Obama Has A Big One

First of all, no, that's not Rumer Willis with some 5 o'clock tater fuzz. I thought the same thing at first. It's Alan Cumming and he's here to discuss our new president's peen size. I had this same conversation with a friend last week over cocktails and empanadas. He asked me what I thought Obama was twirling with. I gave a side-eye, took a sip of my Sea Breeze and then asked myself if this was inappropriate or not. I shrugged it off and said to myself, "He has a peen too!" and delivered my prediction to my friend. Alan Cumming also discussed what his peendar reported with New York Magazine at some book party last night in NYC.

Alan said, “I’d like to see Obama naked. I think great leaders, charismatic leaders and men who are so confident and who have achieved so much, usually have big penises. I think there’s a correlation between the level of confidence, the level of the way a man can hold a room and the way he conducts himself in life, with his penis size — with his comfort with his penis size.”

Dr. Peen-It-All went on to say, "So much of male psyche is taken up with how big your cock is; it’s a huge deal in our lives, and so when you’re confident about your penis size, it shows. “Well, just look at him (Obama). Just the way he’s so kind of elegant and very confident in his body and himself. Also, someone told me that they worked out with him in a gym in Chicago, and it was big.”

Now I know what that old queen thinks about when he lays awake at night. Damn. I'm surprised Alan didn't bust out pie charts, sketches and a damn model he made himself out of melted down dildos. But he did use the word "elegant" and I give him half a gold star for that one.

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by jim on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 2:42pm.

DEAR MEN,

if it is not halloween...STOP WEARING FUCKING MAKEUP..FUCK DO YOU HEAR ME PETE WENTZ YOU FUCKING LOSER!!!

FUCK

Submitted by applehead on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 2:42pm.

I had thought Obama was a skinny guy until those pictures of him shirtless in Hawaii surfaced. He has a great body!

Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 2:42pm.

This theory would mean that every guy who lazes about and collects unemployment because having a job is hard are the men with all of the smallest penises in the population. And unfortunately I highly doubt this.

Submitted by menyc on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 2:41pm.

I hate your guts, Cumming.

Thanks for setting our cause back, yet again, with your pathetic size queen musings. Puke.

Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 2:41pm.

This thread makes me want to watch "Spiceworld." Greatest Cumming movie ever!
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 2:39pm.

"So much of male psyche is taken up with how big your cock is; it’s a huge deal in our lives, and so when you’re confident about your penis size, it shows. ”
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Really??? So I guess my idea for low-rise form fitting cock cleavage jeans is out then. *sigh*

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Submitted by zulu on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 2:39pm.

Yeah, he's Rumer's cute twin.

I agree with Salem13... Length and Width!

Can't believe I'm reading your comments on Obama's size especulation when I have so much work on my desk... well I guess this IS a very important matter...
But, if we do agree with Alan Cumming's ecuation
Charismatic Confident Leader= Big Cock
then we would have to admit that Napoleon, Hitler, Stalin and so many others did have... I don't even want to think about it...

Submitted by applehead on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 2:39pm.

He asked me what I thought Obama was twirling with. I gave a side-eye, took a sip of my Sea Breeze and then asked myself if this was inappropriate or not.
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LOL, you're such a classy lady!

Submitted by Am on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 2:38pm.

I thought he was k.d.lang.

Try the Cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.

Submitted by CantStandBitches on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 2:38pm.

wow he looks so much like rumer here. damn

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Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 2:38pm.

Wow, what a profoundly stupid theory.

Submitted by Haribo on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 2:37pm.

i just saw the pic (didn't even read what MK said) and i thought it was rummer!!! WTF!

Submitted by mike on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 2:37pm.

What's the deal with his eyes? He needs Zac Efron or Pete Wentz to teach him how to apply eye makeup.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 2:36pm.

Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 2:28pm.
D-listed guys does your size it really matter that much to you personally?

I'm just glad to have something that works.
Average but I've had some "nice dick" comments and no girl has actually burst out laughung hysterically so I'm happy.

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Submitted by TxGal on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 2:33pm.

lol@Rumer

He does resemble her pretty much lol.

Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 2:32pm.

Submitted by Salem13: "I think size is good but people forget the width of it. Theres no piont in having a big pencil dick."

ExACTly. What's the point of having 10" if it's all skinny? I prefer a thick meaty heavy one; it doesn't have to be very long!

One thing I've learned is to pretend that the peen you're looking at is just the biggest juiciest thing you've ever seen. That's what it all boils down to for men. Also, ask them to open jars and change light bulbs. Naturally, I am perfectly able to do those things myself, but men just LOOOOOOVE to do those things for women.

Submitted by stake_spike on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 2:32pm.

He does have an obsession with the peen. The two times I've seen himin interviews he talked about his cock ring and Ian McKellan's dick.

Submitted by BelleBelle on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 2:31pm.

Not fair...he is much prettier than Rumer.

Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 2:28pm.

D-listed guys does your size it really matter that much to you personally?

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Submitted by mutlee on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 2:28pm.

How about we get Obama to slap the stupid out of Alan Cumming with his "large penis". He is such a baloon knot.

Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 2:27pm.

i think gay marriage should be legal so this guy could marry Andy Dick..'Now introducing Mrs. Alan Cumming Dick'

does this mean nixon had a big dick?

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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 2:27pm.

I hear rumer willis has a big cock, too.

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