Monday, February 2nd 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 30th!
After finally giving up the baby bottle, Leah Remini's daughter moves onto her next goal..potty training! - Sock Monkey
Runners-up:
Shitting pretty. - Danasaurus Sex
...and soon after that unfortunate incident, Nana decided to pack up and move to Boca Raton. - Migraine Sally
Thanks J
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*strutting while doing the catwalk* *pointing to the Dlisted crowd*
*flashing CASHMERE blend chesticles sponsored by TV*
Slutty kisses to all!!!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Socky!!! Congrats!!
Good job, Migraine!
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I am nuclear energy.--Kanye
I am totally for people getting the meds they need. --Hekki
**handing Socky a beautiful spray of origami roses made of vanilla/liliac dryer sheets, a white silk sash with QUEEN of THE CAPTION THIS, embroidered in red satin, and the finest tiara made from Swarovski crystals**
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/08
YES! Lifetime goal achieved! Hehe
Socky, I loved yours!!!
Danasaurus Sex, funnay!
I have seen this article posted by a user on a celebrity site ... celebmingle.com ...,very useful.lol...maybe you can go there and check some more interesting articles
WHAT.EVER.
My Just Jared caption was way funnier.
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
Yay, Socky!!!!
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty
Hey, I'm in Boca for the winter and I don't look like that!
Hahahah! Funny shit, Socky♥ Congrats and WTG Dana and Migraine Sally. *WooT*
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I almost gave two shits once, but I figured I'd better save one in case I ever gave a shit.
The exact moment George Lucas created the Jar Jar Binks character.
HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR. EVEN THE DRUG MULES HAVE BEEN REPLACED BY OXEN.
Cornered, a puffy Tater Head confesses that she can only poo at her Grandmother's house once a month.
Holy Shits I just crapped out an olsen Twin
**WARNING** side effects may include irritable bowel syndrome, bloating and a possible resemblance to Rosie O'Donnell
Diarreah, uh uh
Diarreah, uh uh
No grunts no pain
Just sit and drain
Diarreah, uh uh
For shits and giggles!!!!!
30 seconds later one of Mimi's Unicorns burst through the door and hoof-slapped Brandon Davis for using his toilet.
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While Tommygirls' butt plug stuck in his toilet again, he uses Suris' bathroom.
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There is no way to happiness. Happiness is the way.
--Buddha
Can you spot the troll in this picture?
Where Southern bears go to tinkle.
And who said the Browns didn't make the Super Bowl
Michael K finally reveals himself!
Real Talk: Alli Edition
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I am totally for people getting the meds they need. --Hekki
The tooth fairy's pink palace.
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I am totally for people getting the meds they need. --Hekki
its bruce bitch...
Ashton's neighbor gives him a gift to apologize for all the noise..
IS THIS WHAT THEY CALL SHABBY SHITTER CHIC?
at least we know who writes all the shows for paris hilton and he/she is working on a hot steaming pile of ideas
Is he wearing a Tony Romo jersey?
Little Sonia Rodriquez-Gonzalez-Mejias-Hernandez left her first tooth under the pillow and was shocked to get a visit from the DEUCE FAIRY.
MY LITTLE HOMEY
Moo-chass Gassy-Ass for the shout out SICKITTEN!
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Well at least we know this fat fuck didn't break into Jodie Foster's bathroom.
"see", say's Perez Hilton, "not only do babies smile when they poopie in the potty, but I do too, whenever I make it without dropping a burrito loaf on my pink feathered bathroom rug"
Submitted by Vern on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 7:11pm.
Is this another secret room on "Lost?"
A contender, fo sho.
Nothing says gay like asking for a "pink martini" when you're constipated.
Dear Mummy, I hope your tour is going well. I am hard at work earning Girl with Most Moustaches title for Guiness. P.S. Daddy smells of Captain Morgan again, and I don't mean the beverage. Love, Lourdes
Submitted by Mrs. Peel on Sat, 01/31/2009 - 2:01am.
That's funny but far too lucid for Rosie.
Rosie O'Donnell Blog Entry, January 30th. Today I feel like Elvis. Fat Elvis. Elvis the day he died taking a dump. But I'm smiling. Smiling at death. Pain equals death. Silence equals death. Has my career really been a waste? Fuck, who the hell do my shoes think they are? I love Julie Andrews. Answer my letters, cunt.
Kiss kiss
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"Corny situations call for corny measures."
"Chico and the Can"
If a fat mexican takes a dump in a pretty pink bathroom but no one is around to see it..does it still smell? These are the thoughts that keep me laying awake at night.
If crack is whack, and shit happens, then WHY oh WHY is FAT where it's at??
I know the pregnant man wants to capture every moment on tape..but this is ridiculous.
David Archuletta cant even take a shit without his dad hovering over him.
Eva Longoria without makeup. I told you she looks like a fat chihuaha taking a shit.
Hot. Buttafuco. Mess.
Dayum, one of J-Lo's dragon tale twins is looking more and more like a dragon.
Clean up, aisle 9. Juan is pooping in the displays again.