Dollars Are Always Raining On KFed
KFed and his girl piece, who always looks like she's on her way to high school volleyball practice, left a bowling alley last night and found their SUV covered in dollars. That skanky ass SUV was probably selling $1 blow jobs in the parking lot. It fucks for money just like its owner.
Seriously, the paps thought it was be really heeeeeelarious to throw some dollar bills on KFed's windshield. Those pappies must be Richie Riches, because I don't know who is throwing bills around like that in this economy.
You know KFed drove to the nearest MACDonald's (that's what my mom calls it) and bought everything on the dollar menu times two. He might have bought his girlfriend something too. He really should have taken that money to buy some damn clothes so he can quite stealing shit from Queen Latifah's closet.
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Why the hell are those dollar bills still on the windshield. Kevin has no shame. Take that shit and put it in your pocket ! Whats the matter with him???!!!
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the girl is def way too pretty and tall for him! LOL
That money on the dash symbolizes what he was worth before he hit jackpot poon sans protection!
Britney? You're a goddamn idiot!
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I'm stumped.
a) why is he still "relevant"?
b) why is such a pretty girl with him?
c) why is still sporting the sock/chancleta "kicks"?
d) WHY do I care?
*dismay*
I was hoping the economic crisis would have wiped out people like KFed by now. But then again, it's impossible to be laid off from nothing.
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Whatever that shit is he has on his feet is horrendous!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Sorry, angel_i, I was mentally blocking out the atrocities on his feet & just focusing on the sweats.
Must be nice...
He probably wakes up in the morning, pulls the bong out of the night stand, lights a mentol, hits the bong, takes a shower with that tall girl, get's dressed in Queen Latifah's latest hand me downs, takes another bong hit, open's the balcony doors to blow the smoke out, light's another menthol, goes downstairs and eats cheerios with the kid's, and their nanny, Yell's upstairs for the tall girl to come down(She need's one more bong hit),after breakfast he plays Nintendo with the kid's for about 2 to 3 hours or until he needs to clean the bong(he promised he would do something constructive today)at least before lunch time.
After a lunch of Dominos and Budweiser, he takes a drive with the tall girl to pick up some of the good shit. He'll roll a nice blunt before the bowling game.
I don't like bowling, but I'm sure the rest of it would be a dream come true. What a life he probably has.:0)
He'll do it for a DOLLA!!!
Goodness, gracious, it's only twenty dollars. That's not even walking-around-money.
@ Sugaroo hey there!! hehe. ok ok. so...he's a size zero. anywais....that GMC has the lights on in pic #4. what sexy lights.
Coma Caca!!
Fuck me, there are too many messages to try and get caught up so I will prolly just repeat what has been said before so here goes....I think the paps put the money there. No one else pays attention to those 2 and Shitney is in people prison[or however she put it]so she couldn't have done it. LEAVE KFAT ALONE!! He's only a size 2:(
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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 4:41pm.
She's cute. I thought he liked black women, though. Not that it matters, I just thought that Britney was an aberration because she is loaded.
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he liked women with MONEY. don't think the color mattered.
now that he's got some dough, he can go with whomever it is he likes, now. *gags*
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Submitted by Chirio on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 7:09pm.
ROFL!!! I love it! let's talk about his fatness now!!
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So what if some of the crayons are missing; use the ones still in the box. Maybe the world needs a purple horse.
K-Fed's not a size 8!!!!!
Dunno why I've never noticed how short K-Fed is. Explains a lot of his behaviours.
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ROFL!!! I love it! let's talk about his fatness now!!
Coma Caca!!
Ha ha ha! That's pretty funny, actually.
WIGGER!!!!! Get a job, Brittney is starting to look like the responsible one. Oh wait, Wellfed is going to start a line of clothes for children-yeah that will be a raging success!
Weird, my mom calls it MACDonalds too.
since his job is cashing britney's child support payments it does seem that he would be able to work in a bit of exercise.
I totally think that KFed is digging on the paps taking his pic because it makes him feel famous and important in front of his gf. Of course, she is loving it herself. Andy Warhol was apparently correct in saying that in the future, everyone would be famous for 15 minutes.
Submitted by suze on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 6:31pm.
That's gotta be the truck dealership.
Paps totally left the cash there to see what K-Fed would do with it...would he pocket it? leave it?
Smart thing would have been to give it back or hand it to some homeless.
HOOMAN - his vanity plate says HOOMAN?
WTF is HOOMAN?
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
White socks and black sandals are "Guido Chic" don'tchya know?
I feel dirty because I used to think he was really hot and I would have hit that shit without a guilt trip. Now, I don't know...
I feel dirty because I used to think he was really hot and I would have hit that shit without a guilt trip. Now, I don't know...
White socks with black sandals.
Oh
My
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So what if some of the crayons are missing; use the ones still in the box. Maybe the world needs a purple horse.
I want more pictures of him looking really fat!
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 5:29pm.
Word. The only pictures I ever see of the Fed are of him leaving some random bowling alley or other family fun spot... sans kids.
What a useless piece of crap he is.
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Submitted by gia on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 5:16pm.
He is a fat fuck now for an ex dancer/model...I guess being athletic isnt a priority, just dressing like you are is..
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O - are slippers considered athletic now, if you're wearing socks....? ;p
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You would think someone who makes his living off of being the better parent would have a car seat in his car!
Submitted by Miss Thang on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 4:44pm.
Them hoes made it rain on KFed.
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Ha - that totally made me start singing:
Well I could make it rain,
They call me Mother Nature
Everywhere I go
Ballas handin' out paper
One stack, two stacks; it never ends!
Watch out! She got, she got them dividends!
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Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
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But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
Submitted by BobsBB on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 5:04pm.
Oh, thanks. I'm never sure. I go by it twice a day!
this has always cracked me up about Brit and Kfed... they go to A LOT of kid friendly places (bowling, go kart racing, whatevs) and never EVER bring their kids. Imagine if you were sitting at home watching tv with the Nanny (who you call mommy) and you see your mom on E! news goofing off at the go-kart track and then she flips the channel and TMZ shows your dad and his new whore leaving yet another bowling alley.
I guess this trumps Brit's punkin' mobile but not by creativity, by stupidity and extra douche-baggery ad infinitum.
Submitted by Miss Thang on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 4:44pm.
Them hoes made it rain on KFed.
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ha ha ha ha - I can not stop laughing at this.
He is a fat fuck now for an ex dancer/model...I guess being athletic isnt a priority, just dressing like you are is...She looks a little too much like a stretched out, pretty Stephanie Tanner for her own good. How long until he knocks up this one?
Yeah, I agree with mike. What gives with the squatness?
If he keeps adjusting his height downward, he's going to need Matt Roloff's hotel kit the next time he's "rollin' VIP" at The Palms.
Or maybe he wants an invite to be on "Biggest Loser," because he'd totally win that crown, even if he never lost any weight.
How the fuck old is that child? 12...maybe? Is she going to pop out of one of his kids birthday cakes? UGH!
Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 5:04pm.
I agree. I know this sounds sexist (though y'all know I'm NOT sexist), but she looks like quite the bitch.
When will he get a job? This is the only issue where I will defend Britney. I do not understand how he can be proud of living of his ex and child support. Plus he has 2 other kids and is NEVER seen with..ever.
Sheeps - that's totally the AMF in Woodland Hills. I once saw that weirdo kid from Home Improvement there.
And my best friend says MACDonalds in an exaggerated way to mock his upbringing in the ghetto. Oh, that takes me back...
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There's something not right about the girlfriend, sort of insidious. She strikes me as loving the attention to the point that her whole identity is making it clear to people that she is with the guy who was with Britney Spears. I don't even know why I get the "I will turn evil and psycho at the drop of a hat" vibe.
In all seriousness, are these two training to go on the national bowling circuit? Why are they always hanging out in a bowling alley? Can't the Fed come off enough Shitney child support to take his new slice out to a nice steak dinner?
Sad really because Brits paps used to tip tens.
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Is there an application online where I can apply to be a fat fuck that digs their way into unsuspecting rich mens' pockets?!
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