Friday, January 30th 2009
Rumer Is Complete
I was going through these pictures of Tater Head at the Push premiere with some tricks and it hit me like a stale potato pancake! Bitch needs some gorgeous chola eyebrows to transform her from a buttery potato to the cholita goddess of my dreams! Rumer has finally come into her own thanks to Photoshop and some Sharpie eyebrows I jacked from some low-budget chola. This is the Rumer she was meant to be!
Now what should her chola name be? La Tater Girl? Las Fritas? Actually, Rumer is already a fucking chola name.
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 3:38am.
Submitted by z-listed on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 12:46am.
That's probably how Demi Moore looks sans surgery.
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Not really - Demi was a pretty girl...
http://a.abcnews.com/images/GMA/wi_moore_080324_ssv.jpg
http://msp184.photobucket.com/albums/x101/80sfan_01/demi_moore_p1.jpg
But it's TOTALLY where she got her chin:
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/05_02/demiyoung_468x338.jpg
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That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
She HAS to know she is ugly. I mean I think people know if they have a face that looks like road kill.
Submitted by z-listed on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 12:46am.
That's probably how Demi Moore looks sans surgery.
How could Demi Moore have such an ugly daughter? Oh wait...I think I can answer my own question. She mated with that ugly overgrown chin, Bruce Willis!
You know, I bet Demi is secretly glad that her daughters are ugly, she would hate to have any competition!
mk, her chola name should totally be "Papita Frita"
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ick i double posted..sorry!
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Could shit look any worser?
wow lol.....my ex bf had a unibrow, reminds me of that lol, though he had his sister pluck it sometimes
No help for that one there is. Fucked up facial features no help for.
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Her hooked nose and eyebrows make her look like Beavis.
Edit: Am I little bit sadistic for craving potato skins now?
She needs to start going her mothers route and invest in lots of plastic surgery-this is probably what Demi Moore looked like at her age before all the surgery which I must admit has been done well...
I mean if you look at Demi Moore,every so often you see a really strong resemblance between the two and then surgery bits take over-yeah life is one long illusion bla bla bla......
Anyhoo what a fucking bore these people are zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I am fritened by her face, She is not so beautiful as before, maybe this is the reason why she posted a profile on ......celebmingle com......?You know it is a website for wealthy dating.
Rumer looks like every behavior problem girl in middle school who bullies kids in the bathroom and shows up to class 20 minutes late (if at all) with a pass from the vice principal because she got pinched for starting a fight during lunch. I guess they do it because of the fugly.
I like that drawing (or painting) you have as your avatar Sheeps...what's the name of it?
Stop shoving this chick on us. Please.
I'm asking nicely too... lol.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 9:51pm.
Something is missing...
LIPS!
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Not only that. Now, that I've tried to fix the girl a few times...
Everything is in the middle of that big head. It all needs to be moved out. No lips, no eyes and a nose...well, it needs work too. And then you gots to shave off that chin which also means shaving off the sides of her face which ALSO means shaving off the TOP of her head. And the neck - which is like a football players neck...
Straight-up, the girl's got no business in show business. She doesn't have ANYTHING to show us.
Also, what Home said about working with your features. I know all y'all think Peaches is fug - I do too - but I really LIKE to look at her, she works with it.
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Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
that really scared me!
Chola name: Rumer La Fea
OY,,,She is just FUG....no surgery can fix that fug mug...
rumor better watch it with those eyebrows orse the cholas from LA are gonna fuck her up!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 11:22pm.
You know, maybe in some parts of the world Rumer Willis would be considered a beauty? yeah ok no
Yes. In a country that only allows women to show their eyes only. Not the chola ones though.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 01/31/2009 - 12:36am.
Have you all forgotten the fable of the ugly duckling?
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Why no. It tells the story of a cygnet ostracized by his fellow barnyard fowl because of his perceived homeliness.
Or something like that. :)
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"Suave! Goddamn you're one suave fucker!"
Have you all forgotten the fable of the ugly duckling?
oh bless her heart, she is soo unattractive. there's nothing that can be done to help her.
Her little sister is going to be gorgeous.
Okay, we are actually beating her up a bit much...I think she is quite unattractive, but what bothers me is that I think they try to pretend she is hot in whatever movies she has been in & that is sooooo wrong.
If she is going to continue to torture us by acting on the big screen (oh man, the thought of that giant face on the big screen really freaks me out) then she should at least only get roles as the awkward, comedic sidekick friend. Kind of like Janeane Garofalo's career. That would mean Rumer would have to actually have a sense of humor though & I am not sure she does.
Remember when she was sporting those long black extensions? I dont even think longer hair could possibly help her, unless it was completely covering the face.
Submitted by Rayven on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 11:31pm.
Man, how could the offspring of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis be so fugly?
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-And poor pi'ful Rumer isn't the only one. ALL three of their daughters were wrought with the mad morphed looks of Demi and Bruce. Let's Pray Demi and What's-his-name-young-buck don't procreate because Bruce was hot and if HIS hotness couldn't transfer... OY VEY.
Man, how could the offspring of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis be so fugly?
You know, maybe in some parts of the world Rumer Willis would be considered a beauty? yeah ok no
I am just too much. - Joan Crawford
Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 11:10pm.
socky...socky...SOCKY!
Not sure what that little bumpy thing...kinda like a loop to hang stuff from?
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manimal...manimal..MANIMAL! *sock monkey hugs & smooches* I dunno. Could be. I'm thinking it holds her special glitter pen in case someone asks her for an autograph...bitch is ready!! *muttering* which ain't ever gonna happen. *shrug*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 10:54pm.
socky...socky...SOCKY!
Not sure what that little bumpy thing...kinda like a loop to hang stuff from?
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Despite the absolute ugly that is Rumer, I'm mostly disturbed by that little curly thingy that's sticking up on the back of her head. Fuck. That is really bothering me!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
plus, i think i'd rather have little eyes than bulging monster eyes
I am just too much. - Joan Crawford
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 9:44pm.
Did we already do the who would you rather be for life, with no plastic surgery and can't choose death match of Rumer Willis vs. Tori Spelling? If so, I apologize, and I'm TEAM TATER!
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Yea, at least Rumer has a nice bod.. Tori's fake tatas scare the shit out of me
I am just too much. - Joan Crawford
She looks like a beauty school student who is also a truck stop waitress at night, "Just a little off the top, hon? How bout some coffee?"
Oh, Rumer...no matter how you work it, honey..you'll NEVER have Bette Davis eyes, AJ lips and well...a normal looking chin!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
I think the eyebrows balance her chin nicely!
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Something is missing...
LIPS!
And a multitude of other things Sharpie's cannot provide.
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Tiger, definitely Team Tater here too. Tori Spelling's bulldog face and snooty persona? ICKy POo! -But, Gawd...what a choice between a tater and a hard place!
Seriously what is wrong with this chick?
Is it too much to ask to DRY your hair BEFORE you going to a premiere? And while you're at it look into Crest Whitestrips?!
Submitted by Miss Thang on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 9:44pm.
lmao Home omg!
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I know. That was kinda harsh saying that the only way anyone would ever want to have her looks is if they are burned beyond recognition. I realized how rotten that was only after I hit the "Post comment" button. :\
Did we already do the who would you rather be for life, with no plastic surgery and can't choose death match of Rumer Willis vs. Tori Spelling? If so, I apologize, and I'm TEAM TATER!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
lmao Home omg!
I am just too much. - Joan Crawford
Ain't no hope Rumer, ain't no hope.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Miss Thang on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 9:30pm.
but above all, I am offically against this girl going under the knife. I want my Rumer straight up natural ugly and I want her to stay that way
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Well, I've concluded she's embracing her weird features because the girl does not hardly EVER make a serious effort to downplay her flaws and if anything, she seems to try to make herself look WORSE (if that's humanly possible).
-But, if any one of us were to be severely burned beyond recognition I'm sure we'd gladly have Rumer's face over that horror. (Just trying to counter-point with some perspective).
@ angel, i like the side-swept bangs in the 3rd pic
but above all, I am offically against this girl going under the knife. I want my Rumer straight up natural ugly and I want her to stay that way
I am just too much. - Joan Crawford
Submitted by Karen Flatts on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 9:11pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 8:57pm.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 8:48pm.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 8:21pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 8:12pm.
Did Tater have a botched nose job or sumpin'? I mean where are Tater's nostrils? How does Tater breathe???? So many questions, so few answers....
I was just atryna lighten the mood last night...
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I know that girlfriend, and and I meant to thank ya for it-- the boobs burning thing was meant to insinuate that those who throw stones should check their boobs (tits...) you know,,,
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Well, I miss all the DListed catfights cuz I dunno what that's all about but I lurves me all
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Well, you and I have been here thru the fire, and the bullshit. Unfortunately, TITS mistook me for someone else, and has been on my ass ever since. I cannot post here without he/she getting on my ass, not that I care.
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Oh, I missed that whole mess. TITS has always been really cool as far as I'm concernded so I dunno whatup wif dat, but I have noticed that peeps get all upset with certain posters for being "controversial" or whatevs (like you), but I like that shit. I really RARELY see offensive posters here, but I'm kinda hard to offend, so....
On topic: Potato...Head....Rumer....chin....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
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This gal is what you would call "A Handsome" woman.
And I have always thought that, until this new look.
With those swirly bits over her eyes she has moved up the clouds to:
GODDESS.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 8:57pm.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 8:48pm.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 8:21pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 8:12pm.
Did Tater have a botched nose job or sumpin'? I mean where are Tater's nostrils? How does Tater breathe???? So many questions, so few answers....
I was just atryna lighten the mood last night...
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I know that girlfriend, and and I meant to thank ya for it-- the boobs burning thing was meant to insinuate that those who throw stones should check their boobs (tits...) you know,,,
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Well, I miss all the DListed catfights cuz I dunno what that's all about but I lurves me all
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Well, you and I have been here thru the fire, and the bullshit. Unfortunately, TITS mistook me for someone else, and has been on my ass ever since. I cannot post here without he/she getting on my ass, not that I care.
So, there have been a coupla times that Rumer has ALMOST figured it out...
http://www.dlisted.com/node/28351
http://www.dlisted.com/node/28494
http://www.dlisted.com/node/27853
Altho, I will say that colours from nature really need to make a comeback and that poor Rumer really does have awful hair too. That is, if she ever let's us see it, which I doubt...
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
Submitted by Karen Flatts on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 8:48pm.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 8:21pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 01/30/2009 - 8:12pm.
Did Tater have a botched nose job or sumpin'? I mean where are Tater's nostrils? How does Tater breathe???? So many questions, so few answers....
I was just atryna lighten the mood last night...
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I know that girlfriend, and and I meant to thank ya for it-- the boobs burning thing was meant to insinuate that those who throw stones should check their boobs (tits...) you know,,,
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Well, I miss all the DListed catfights cuz I dunno what that's all about but I lurves me all my DListed ho's all the same...just like yo' mama lurved all her chillin's the same...*eyeroll*...Why do our mamas lie to us like dat? My mama usta try and pull that shit, and when my lil' sis wanted to take home a damn garden snake, my mother told her 'DON'T TOUCH IT! Tigerlilly, you go get it...' The fuck??? Like I'm some snake expert??? What if that was one of those poisonous fuckers?
On topic: Demi lurves her some Tater....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...