Monday, February 2nd 2009

Birthday Sluts

Farrah Fawcett (62)
Gucci Mane (29)
Shakira (32)
Marissa Jaret Winokour (36)
Dana International (37)
Jennifer Westfeldt (39)
Michael T. Weiss (47)
Christie Brinkley (55)
Duane 'Dog' Chapman (56)
Brent Spiner (60)
Ina Garten (60)
Barry Diller (67)
Elaine Stritch (84)
Liz Smith (86)

(P.S.- Why can't I have hair like that?!)

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Submitted by jacobwrangler on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 3:41pm.

When I'm looking for sluts to pay to have sex with I check out all the reviews first here: www.naughtyreviews.com

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Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:01am.

Happy birthday sluts!

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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Submitted by patty cake on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 11:32pm.

Happy B day FF and Data

xoxox

The war isn't working.

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Submitted by char on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 7:52pm.

It's my birfday too...happy b-day char!!!!

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Submitted by smokeybaconflavour on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 5:43pm.

I should be depressed that Farrah is 62, but I'm actually depressed that Shakira is 32. Anyway, happy b-day to all.

"People who try to pretend they're superior make it so much harder for those of us who really are."
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Submitted by WTF on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 5:43pm.

OMG I had those shoes! I feel old now.

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Submitted by johnnysgirl on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 4:04pm.

Did anyone ever ride a skateboard like that?

Oh wait - I can't make fun because I can't even stand up on one. And cuz it's Farrah Fawcett! Happy Birf

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Submitted by shandi on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 2:03pm.

Those shoes look SO uncomfortable. I can remember when they became popular, but I hated them.

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Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 2:04pm.

i love ina and watch her all the time...she clearly eats the foods she makes and she surrounds herself with gay men who arrange flowers...

happy bday to all the bday sluts...
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Submitted by Dalton on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 12:05pm.

Happy Birthday Farrah!
The greatest Angel of them all.
Boy has she had some bad luck. Hopefully this will be the year things turn around for her.

I'd love to see her back on TV.

Get healthy

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Submitted by Silvara0428 on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 12:00pm.

I miss aqua net!
Happy Birthday Shakira

Morning all.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 11:43am.

Happy Bday to Shakira ♥♥♥♥
and Farrah, glad you are still with us.....
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Submitted by behappyforever on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 11:33am.

HEY, you are welcomed at the celebrity&millionaire romance site www. celebmingle. com , I can see many men are talking about you at the forum every time when I login.

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Submitted by Umbrella on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 11:29am.

Ina is 61? I thought she was in her 40s... Oh damn!

Happy Birthday to Farrah & Shakira!

A very unhappy Birthday to Dog!

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Submitted by Toonkinstein on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 11:23am.

I wonder if any of these sluts saw their shadow?

Happy birthday Dog!

Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 11:19am.

I guess I'll have to visit my personal Shakira shrine...

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Submitted by Jaded - the original on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 10:57am.

Happy BDay Ina Garten and Shakira.

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Submitted by StewieGriffin on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 10:56am.

Happy BD Farrah!

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Submitted by Spoiled on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 10:23am.

Farrah made hair history in 1976 with that hairstyle. Hers was the most copied hairstyle for years. (It was the "Rachel" of the late 70s/early 80s.) I was in elementary school and had that style! And I lurve Jaclyn Smith, but it's Farrah's birthday and she's sick, so HB to her.

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Submitted by Stock Broker on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 10:13am.

I'm more of a Jacquline Smith or Cheryl Ladd fan.

Farrah strikes me as one of those super high maintenance chicks that is never happy and is constantly ragging on the poor schmuck unfortunate enough to be chain linked to her.

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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 10:13am.

I forget. Why did we love her hair, again?

HB, hos!

♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
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Submitted by mike on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 9:53am.

I barely remember those shoes when they first became popular. I was too young to wear them, though.

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Submitted by KD on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 9:53am.

Submitted by cala2009 on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 9:16am.
That is a great idea to create a site where all of them can play and not worry about spreading anything.

Submitted by cala2009 on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 9:46am.

And happy birthday to all the other sluts.
There is a special blog on a Herpes site" HerpesLoving. com" for all of them

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 9:43am.

Farrah before she got pretentious and full of herself.

Classic!

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Submitted by KD on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 9:41am.

Yeah, you can totally tell that skateboard is not even moving. Nice posing there Farrah. I think Nike brought those shoes back, too!
Anyway, Happy effing Birthday, aren't you happy to be alive this ugly Monday morning?

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Submitted by Spoiled on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 9:26am.

Not only did I have hair like that, but my Nike Cortez had a purple Swoosh! Hope you are feeling well Farrah - Happy Birthday to you.

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Submitted by Am on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 9:25am.

Good morning everybody!

I just love Ina Garten (the Barefoot Contessa) on Food Network.

And happy birthday to all the other sluts.

Try the Cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.

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Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 9:13am.

HB to Farrah and her wings. Elaine Stritch, funny old broad, may she have many more.
Good Morning ♥MK♥ and Sex Hookers!
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