Why Bother?
This is MiserAlba going to acting class in Los Angeles yesterday. Yes, acting class and not "acting like a fucking bitch" class. Seriously, what is the point of this? Her teacher probably loves this shit. It's an hour of non-stop comedy watching MiserAlba trying to pull out the raw emotion from her ass. That teacher's throat is probably all fucked up from trying to hold so many laughs for so long.
Seriously, this is like me going to purity class. It's a joke and everyone there would know it.
When your acting talents peaked with a cameo role in Never Been Kissed, you probably shouldn't even bother trying to sharpen that dull tool. MiserAlba should spend her time on more important things. You know, she could go to a Harvard and teach a class on the neutral countries of the world since she's such a fucking world historian.
And she would wear one of those scarves. She just fucking would.
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She looks fuckin' dumb in that ensemble, she is trying why too hard to dress "hip". It's not even hip, it's TIRED. Those skinny jeans make her hips look wider actually. I know I'm wearing them today too but they're actually the easiest thing to ride my bike in. What's her excuse?
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I hate those lame ass scarfs! I have been seeing them everywhere! Lame, fucking lame!
Um, nice sunglasses.
That scarf is quite sexy as well.
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She should work on getting more Maxim-type covers.
That is her career peak. Anything else and she is kidding herself!
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Why doesn't she just be Sweden herself and use that scarf to hang herself?
Who fucking believes she was referring to WWII when she said Sweden? She probably didn't even know there was a WWII until someone researched it for her frantically trying to make her comment seem not stupid.
I'm sure the Swedish troops in the Middle East are fascinated to hear that she considers their country neutral.
A smart woman would have admitted she made a slip of the tongue and redeemed herself ever so slightly, not tried to find a time in history when it was valid.
she looks like she bought the "How to dress like a hipster 101" handbook.
skinny jeans? check
vest? check
cheecky sunglasses? check
scarf around the neck? check
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Daaaamn! Bitch is trying just as hard as prostitot Miley Cyrus to dress all "hip." SOOO FUCKIN PATHETIC. She doesnt dress like that normally does she? God she is trying too fuckin hard. Wannabe hipster. Dumb cunt.
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Far be it from me to defend this bitch, but everyone is criticizing her for saying Switzerland was neutral. She didn't say Switzerland, she said Sweden. As both those countries were neutral during World War II, what's the issue? She might be dumb but she was right. She proved she knows more about WWII than Bill O'Reilly and that's pretty hysterical.
Talk about pissing your money away.
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Fucking hate Urban Outfitters for introducing those ugly-ass scarfs to the general population. FUG.
When a gossip blog regular takes an acting class it's to let everyone know how seriously they take their "craft". It's a last ditch effort to get people to see them as more than just a product.
ooh look how trendy this bitch is with her fucking skinnies, her goddamn vest, and her hipster ass scarf! gag me with her ugly babys little mug.
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She looks like a female version of Pete Wentz. Oh wait a minute...Pete Wentz is a female.
She looks like a female version of Pete Wentz. Oh wait a minute...Pete Wentz is a female.
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These people will take acting classes to learn different techniques to access their emotions, or they learn the art of method acting, etc.
A lot of people make it in Hollywood based on their natural charisma and/or looks. They take acting classes to build on what they already have or be able to get different roles. Take Jim Carrey for example, he was famous for being a funnyman and I'm pretty sure he took acting classes to be able to to play more serious roles and have more longevity in his career
I am just too much. - Joan Crawford
I know for sure that Denzel Washington has an acting coach. I remember watching them together in some interview. I've also heard of Jim Carrey and a ton of other people either having acting coaches or going to the occasional acting class. So yeah, I think it's pretty common actually
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Yeah those "Top 10" lists are a load of crap because the #1 spot is usually occupied by a chick that has some movie to promote.
And yes I did mean Switzerland! Hee hee hee. :)
This outfit looks like something a rebellious teenager would wear. Time to upgrade to pull-ups.
Submitted by walker on Sat, 01/31/2009 - 4:04pm.
How embarrassing for her, calling Switzerland the neutral country. She came out looking even more dumb. She always gets into trouble when she starts talking. Please, do us all a favor and don't.
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You mean calling Sweden the neutral country?
Her outfit makes me want to barf...
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Back in the day it was quite common for working actors to take classes and try to further develop their abilities and their "craft", at places like the 'Actors Studio'. I remember Marilyn Monroe doing it.
I don't know if it is something that is common now days?
I won't knock Alba for trying to be a better actor, especially when there are better and funnier reasons to knock her.
Getting her arsehole to pucker on cue is the closest this witch will ever get to acting...
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is this normal?! do other actors from blockbuster movies still take acting classes?
or is jessica admitting that she sucks?
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Submitted by rotten_egg on Sat, 01/31/2009 - 1:48pm.
She got rid of her prius because she had a kid. You know, because every baby needs 5 seats to fit the car seat in comfortably.
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THANK YOU!!! Those 10 most beautiful lists are crocks of shit. All of the women look alike. There are never any Asian, Black or Indian women on those lists. Jessica Alba is plain compared to some of the exotic beauties around the world. Or, it could just be me.
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"You know, she could go to a Harvard and teach a class on the neutral countries."
hahhaaa! good one, MK!
those jeans don't look comfortable
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she looks like shes channeling phoebe cates from fast times at ridgemont high.
How embarrassing for her, calling Switzerland the neutral country. She came out looking even more dumb. She always gets into trouble when she starts talking. Please, do us all a favor and don't.
She skipped the acting classes because she was getting by on her looks. (Then whining about only getting "sexy roles.") WTF? From the looks of her career I think now she is Finally realizing that that only gets you so far. DUH!
She is hot when she's all cleaned up, etc. It doesn't even bother me that she only smiles when she's paid to do so. I just wish she wouldn't talk.
I think she knows all about being a bitch after attending "acting like a fucking bitch" classes. She is well schooled in that department. I just don't understand why she didn't think of acting classes sooner. Alot sooner.
uglysexy - I think she's cute, but top ten on the PLANET??? Have you seen the planet? I mean the whole planet, and all of the glorious exotic beautiful women in it, not just the lame planet hollywood you live in?
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ugh i hate this hollywood look...the scarves with the wayfarer ray-bans. so overdone
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Dull Tool? I have a blunt instrument she could sharpen ;p
But seriously...she's probably in the top ten of beautiful
women on the planet...so let's cut her some slack...
And I'm an authority on this, having worked with
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Damn you beeshes are harsh (and I love it, lol). When I read this, I thought 'GOOD! at least she knows she sucks and wants to do something about it.' but now I think a more appropriate response would be 'pssh bitch please, go die in a fire'!
You shoulda let me out of the car when I asked you to, Bob. You see what happens when ya got bad manners?
She actually wants to be seen going to acting class? This is all a plea for an Oscar nomination in the near future.
She takes acting classes. She's damn well near to being a good actress. She will star in an Oscar worthy picture next year. Nominate her. She took acting classes. She has proof.
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she looks stupid. nice scarf-- idiot.
shouldnt she be in a class learning how to make delicious burritos instead????
Scarves tied like that make me think she's ready to rob a bank by just pulling it up over her face.
Actually, could she just do that anyway, without the bank?
Does her husband even work?
That scarf pattern is for Hamas. Nice going, Alba.
My scarf looks like that but it's cooler. It has tassles and skulls and it's purple:) Also, it's really fucking cold here.
Ummm....How come, in every other profession, you gotta finish your schooling BEFORE you get work? Can you imagine if doctors were hired based on their looks and some minor past experience? Ugh!
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That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
She looks like Jon Bon Jovi circa 1987.
And it was hitting 90 degrees in So Cal yesterday, why the fuck is she wearing that lame scarf?
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Be like Sweden.
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