Saturday, January 31st 2009

Christina Raines' Ravishing Eyebrows Are Safe (For Now)

Have you noticed that for the past month your eyebrows have been extra moist? That's because they have been crying tears over the fate of Christina Raines. If your eyebrows haven't already brushed you up on Christina, I will.

24-year-old Christina is the owner of two stunning eyebrows, she was also in the news for being Drew Peterson's new fiancée (gulp). Drew is the creep master who killed his fourth wife Stacy and third wife Kathleen. Oops. I mean, ALLEGEDLY offed them.

Well, your eyebrows can stop weeping. Christina has quit that alleged lady killer. Radar says that with the cops help, Christina moved out of Drew's house and she gave back the ring. Christina finally woke up, smelled the Sharpie and realized her beauty brows deserved better after watching Drew on Nightline. On the show, Drew said that there's no more romance in his life. He went on to say that he's only into flings now.

Christina is one brave (or stupid) bitch, because she confronted him about it. After a few arguments, she stormed out with her eyebrows still intact. When asked by Radar about the break-up, Drew said, "It's probably for the best, but we just spent thousands of dollars on new furniture."

Phew. Christina and her brows dodged a fucking bullet, knife, ax, rope or whatever the hell Drew's weapon of choice is. Now Christina can finally use her Sharpie for something other than painting in her gorgeous brows. She can use it to write a fucking tell-all and expose his ass!

Posted by: Michael K


paris herpes's picture

She looks like this girl I used to work with @ this foster youth agency. She was probably developmentally delayed (a more PC way of saying she is "retarded"). She had the same chola eyebrows and everything. Interesting.

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

she was my favorite a few years ago, but now i don`t like her

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sammyspring's picture

It is wrong for a man have a rich woman or a woman have a wealthy man?

It is an absolutely extramarital relationship. but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.

such as http://www.searchingmillionaire.com/

it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people

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Submitted by blkbabe34 on Sat, 01/31/2009 - 9:42pm.
I am a gorgeous girl, like dancing,hiking,making friends and sometime camping.

I heard that Drew Peterson is currently available, better hurry though...he just bought new furniture.

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tsatske2's picture

"Christina Raines" is the name of a talented actress from the 70s-80s, how 'bout a pic of her.

beatslikebombs's picture

"It's probably for the best, but we just spent thousands of dollars on new furniture."

Me thinks what he meant was "It's probably for the best because I would have chopped her up and tossed her in the nearest river" shitttt. My douche radar tells me this guy totally killed off both of his wives and he will probably never go to jail for it.

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I am a gorgeous girl, like dancing,hiking,making friends and sometime camping. Welcome to view my photo under the name "candice544" on www.BlackWhiteKiss.com where many black or white singles seeking love online.

the Casey Anthony case is a done deal yet Nancy Grace goes on about it every night. I don't understand why she doesn't go full throttle after this guy...he really thinks he got away with it all

sammyspring's picture

It is wrong for a man have a rich woman or a woman have a wealthy man?

It is an absolutely extramarital relationship. but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.

such as http://www.searchingmillionaire.com/

it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people

roxie's picture

Drew is an f'ing bastard.

I don't understand! How could anyone in their right mind want to be married or dating anyone who's former significant others mysteriously disappeared and being questioned in their disappearance? There is no need for anyone to be that desperate, jacked eyebrows or not.

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on Sat, 01/31/2009 - 5:46pm.
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Angie??! What about J'ichelle Duggar! She's had birth on TV!
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...

Submitted by Keane on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 3:41pm.

If only his mind was as quick as his reflexes, the world would be a much safer place.

ILovePapaSmurf's picture

Hahaha! Oh my god. Here's a great story about the baby lady: http://www.presstelegram.com/news/ci_11595972

She was in debt up to $1.1 mil!? OH MY GOD!
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on Sat, 01/31/2009 - 5:46pm.
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Submitted by madam s. on Sat, 01/31/2009 - 5:49pm.

I'm waiting Angie to break under the strain and develop Munchaussen By Proxy.

I think she has already showing the symptoms of it concerning the twins.

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Manimal5's picture

Colonel Mustard in the kitchen with the plumbing wrench. Watch out Christina.

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on Sat, 01/31/2009 - 5:46pm.

Are my posts visible only to myself?! ;)

Diane Downs is one of most notorious *loves to pregnant* bitches in history.

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madam s.'s picture

DebFrmHell and Momus,

That's EXACTLY what I thought when I got to that part of the article. There is no question that Angelina Jolie has obsessive-compulsive disorder that manifests in acquiring babies. That's why I don't care how loaded they are, CPS really should be looking into that household on a regular basis, and definitely not allowing her to adopt more.

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@Momus,
When I was reading that article about the psychology of women who enjoy being preggars for the attention, I immediately thought of Anjelina Jolie...

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Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 01/31/2009 - 5:23pm.
What I don't get is that if she was part of some paid experiment, why didn't those docs have her monitored privately so the secret wouldn't get out?
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I think it wasn't legit. So they made it look like she was just another client.

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madam s.'s picture

So I just read at CNN that the "father" (I'm not completely convinced it's really her father) said his daughter wants one more kid!

Momus,

Thanks! I'm off to read that article.

EastEndGirl's picture

Seriously sluts, after all the media scrutiny there is NO way those babies are going to released into her care.

Any one called Angieho yet?

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Submitted by blksheep on Sat, 01/31/2009 - 5:31pm.

I don't understand your avie. What does it mean?

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Submitted by madam s. on Sat, 01/31/2009 - 5:32pm.

As Green is Good says, Wish Granted.

Story at:

http://www.comcast.net/articles/news-national/20090131/Octuplets/

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Miss Thang's picture

@ Stoney & Hekki

This story reminds me of a psycho bitch I knew in high school who, for at least 2 years, would always tell everyone she was pregnant like ALL THE TIME. She'd talk in detail about wanting to have a girl, building her nursery, how supportive her family was, etc. Creeeepy.. Wonder what has become of her now..

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madam s.'s picture

I love that you guys are obsessed with the crazy IVF baby lady story, because I am too.

So what is this about the mom not being supportive anymore? Meaning the 33 yr. olds mom, I assume? I want details. But the father is still supportive? This story is so fishy it's ridiculous.

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Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 01/31/2009 - 5:23pm.
What I don't get is that if she was part of some paid experiment, why didn't those docs have her monitored privately so the secret wouldn't get out? And what was the experiment anyway? How many embryos can we get away with implanting?

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This is sick on a Josef-Mengele-Nazi-breeding-program level!

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blksheep's picture

"Court records show Suleman filed for bankruptcy last March, but after she failed to make required payments and appear at a creditors' meeting, the case was dismissed. She reported liabilities of $981,371"

argghh..why do i even read these fucked up news stories..they just piss me off.

DebFrmHell's picture

Hekki,
Some way shape or form the taxpayers will be paying for all 14 of her children...

If she is getting paid, methinks it is by the father of the majority of her children.

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Hekki's picture

What I don't get is that if she was part of some paid experiment, why didn't those docs have her monitored privately so the secret wouldn't get out? And what was the experiment anyway? How many embryos can we get away with implanting?

This shit makes no sense to me, but I know there's a LOT of fuckery going on. Nothing any of these people say sounds like the truth.

I hope there's a big fat investigation and I hope she loses those kids. Normally I'm libertarian and shit, but this takes the cake.

DebFrmHell's picture

Drew Peterson's theory of "if I can't have her, then nobody gets her" is going to be the death of cholabrows...

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Bondagebarbie's picture

Topanga never looked better....

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

blksheep's picture

the real question is why did the drs who performed the procedures allow it?! ALL her children were born thru in vitro..and she has no money. Something seriously fucked up is going on here. Drs need to be losing their licenses over this shit, for sure.

Hekki's picture

Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf: "Holy shit! Did anyone read this story about that baby crazy lady in So. Cal? Her mom is going to be out of the picture!! And she has an autistic kid?! OMFG!"

Oh yeah, I'm obsessed with it. (you too, Stoney, right?)

I love how her mom was all supportive and enabling but now she's not. Nice. The time to step back was about ten kids ago, mom.

And The Sun was reporting that Octopussy was a tech for a fertility clinic. We all saw that here at Dlisted, but the American media is not reporting this.

Stoney's picture

Oh, and I hope "OCTOPUSSY!" is the headline on the cover of the New York Post Monday. Teehee!

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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Sat, 01/31/2009 - 4:28pm.
Holy shit! Did anyone read this story about that baby crazy lady in So. Cal? Her mom is going to be out of the picture!!
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That story is disturbing on so many levels.

"She told me that all of her kids were through in vitro, and I said 'Gosh, how can you afford that and go to school at the same time?"' she added. "And she said it's because she got paid for it."

Who paid her? The drs..experimenting..or what?
Its totally unethical and disgusts me that they would even implant all those embryos knowing she had 6 kids at home. I am appalled. Friggen messed up east la bitches. The grandma shouldve had more of a backbone from day one..she knew how psycho her daughter was.

Stoney's picture

I hope octopussy is brought up on criminal charges, her 14 children taken from her, and she is sued by the state of California for the costs of the births. Oh yeah, then spay the bitch.

THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.

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Submitted by Snowblood on Sat, 01/31/2009 - 3:47pm.

If loving sketti cat is wrong I don't want to be right.

Next up the Shiba Inu 6 pack of beer.

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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.

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oh mah gah ILPS -

"She told me that all of her kids were through in vitro, and I said 'Gosh, how can you afford that and go to school at the same time?"' she added. "And she said it's because she got paid for it."

what the fuuuuuck?

(sorry to threadjack...)

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Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 01/31/2009 - 2:06pm.

Christina said her new BF, Richard Ramirez, is far more open and understanding. He TALKS about his feelings instead of just acting out.
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lmao sheeps (and Mike!) I almost missed that one

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ILovePapaSmurf's picture

Holy shit! Did anyone read this story about that baby crazy lady in So. Cal? Her mom is going to be out of the picture!! And she has an autistic kid?! OMFG!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090131/ap_on_re_us/octuplets
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Stoney's picture

Gross I hate The Evil Beet, that girl is stupid as fuck.

THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.

Richiegay's picture

MK, you have a crazy eyebrow fetish, move on to bigger sluttier issues, NOW. much love xoxoxox

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Hekki's picture

The only thing they have in their favor is that the police are on to his shit. Now, after all the media scrutiny. But I blame them for the fact that he murdered Stacey. If they had been impartial when investigating the first murder, she'd still be alive.

This girl is lucky her father has some balls.

Margo's picture

Bitch better sleep with one eye open.

Snowblood's picture

MICHAEL K! When are you gonna pick up the Spaghetti Cat Keds story, baby? Apparantly, Some people are putting Spaghetti Cat's image on Keds sneakers and selling them online for $150 a pair.

http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2009/01/31/my-dog-is-going-to-be-so-pisse...

El Bastardo's picture

I didnt even know who this dude was so i googled him. Hahahahaha.

http://drx.typepad.com/psychotherapyblog/images/2007/11/19/peterson.jpg

The Real Mimi's picture

Can you imagine Drew on top of you? Or worse, IN you?!

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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1125351/

No kidding...these serial ladykillers don't seem to understand
NO and don't stop once they get started
Glad she saw the graffiti on the wall

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Submitted by girl_cheese on Sat, 01/31/2009 - 3:26pm.
Tell him you'll give him a call sometime. And then don't.
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But that could get you killed too. Best not to even make eye contact!

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Better late than never - I'm glad she got out. I hope he leaves her the fuck alone.

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