Open Post: Hosted By JRM's Skinnystache
Jonathan Rhys Meyers was at Macy's in NYC yesterday whoring out his new cokey juice for Hugo Boss sporting a little evil skinnystache. This is the kind of shit that should only be worn by cartoon villains who stroke that shit while plotting the end of the world. Or something. Actually, moustaches with eating disorders are also for smart cokey faces who want to wear a stache, but are afraid of getting too much nose sugar all over it. That way JRM can snort without having to worry about his stache getting covered in disco snow. Well played.
And if you ever need to find the way to Colombia and don't have a map handy, just look into JRM's eyes and he'll show you the way.
This is an open post. Talk about JRM, skinnystaches or whatever else you want to rant about on a Saturday night. If JRM isn't your poison, I also threw in some Jakey G at the Santa Barbara Film Festival yesterday. Jakey should find out who's grooming JRM's skinnystache, because he needs that bitch to work on his damn brows. Power bottoms shouldn't go around with pube bushes over their eyes.
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Jakey's eyebrows make him look serious in a comical way.
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I saw all I need to see of that game. I can't imagine anyone else is gonna make a run like that big dude who almost broke his neck. That was awesome. I'm on that team!
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That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
OMG did one of the puppies have a boner?? why do they have that black censor thing?
I am just too much. - Joan Crawford
I don't even know what fuckin chanel the game was on... Part of me wishes i cared..
I am just too much. - Joan Crawford
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
lol
Stealers
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yyyyaaaayyyy steelers!!
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Bullpucky! The ball hit the ground. AHHHHHHHHHH
Hey, IG! Patti can kiss my ass. I'd really like to see Julianne get the chance to knee him. Talk about screwing over your wife in a very public & disrespectful way!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
Steelers are getting all the 'good' calls. I can't watch any longer.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 8:31pm.
Thank you. This time it was not my family so things were very civil.
Speaking of frosty drinks, I made pina coladas and they were a hit.
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Drama!! Happy Super Bowl Sunday--- and that would be so much more entertaining! Although I think Patti might give him a kick in the crotch.
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"Suave! Goddamn you're one suave fucker!"
Damn, Bruce! Is he just out of shape/breath, or is it voice issues also? Who wants to see him rip Patti Scialfa's blouse off & reveal some Janet J sun titty jewelry?
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
Half-Time. Please. Please... someone put the old geezer down. "Baby I was born to have the runnnnns."
Submitted by lazee on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 8:27pm.
I survived hosting another party and an overnight guest. I'm done (for now).
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lazee, again? My offer of Fed-Xing some nice frosty beverages still stands. :)
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I survived hosting another party and an overnight guest. I'm done (for now).
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I really really need to know if Michael K would bang the ref from the puppy bowl...it's about to be over on the west coast...they just announced the mvp...
He looks like john galliano...
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
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JRM is uber gay and coked out. But I still want him for my own. *sigh*
You know, it could be all the celebutards here combined. I feel itchy.
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Dick happens! - MK
OMFG thank goodness!
I had the weirdest feeling all day yesterday and I was especially obsessive with the Purell. I found out later that Hohan and Samro were in Tampa. Ewwww Skank is still in the air, sort of like smog..
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He looks like an eel.
nite all
Submitted by Miss Thang on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 4:29am.
wow Miffed r u scared of dentists or sumthin?
nope just got good teeth - no holes nothin
O.k., I'm out too. Nite Stoney.
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dammit, I'm also too fucked up and tired to post. I'll be here in the morning. Goodnight you lovely, responsible, intelligent, blessings to society.
*passes out cold*
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Aw... Alright, Miss Thang. Sweet dreams.
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"The little pink plus sign is so unholy."
Actually, right now, I'm kind of in this Keith Richards blissed-out-in-a-corner state...
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"The little pink plus sign is so unholy."
Goodnight, loves!! gonna pass out in a bit..
I am just too much. - Joan Crawford
Except it's an open post, lol.
Ok, this wedding on Babel is making me have teary times.
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Submitted by Stoney on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 4:26am.
Hey look! I referenced The Tudors on a Jonathan Reyes Meyers post!
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goodnight all
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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.
Big Love is our "show" - my husband and I have our little Sunday night shows, (yeah, we're old fucks like that). Used to be Trueblood, but that's all gone, so now it's Big Love.
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wow Miffed r u scared of dentists or sumthin?
I am just too much. - Joan Crawford
lmao Stoney, ur on topic! lol
I am just too much. - Joan Crawford
Submitted by breaktheleash on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 4:19am.
Miffed, I think I'm up this late because of some pain medicine I took due to more dental work I had done (root canals)- this shit always does that to me - I can't sleep, I just lay there in a weird sort of sleepy limbo. So now I'm up and screwing around in here.
fair enough, though I can't say I know what you are going through. At almost 39 I have never had any dental work done. But I do know about the sleepy limbo it's a total pain in the butt.
Hey look! I referenced The Tudors on a Jonathan Reyes Meyers post!
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
Personally, I'm obsessed with Big Love. I will be leaving the sports bar in time to catch it tomorrow night, super bowl or not. And when The Tudors starts, I'll be unreachable. Just give up, because you won't be talking to me.
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
I need to check out the Shatner show, I keep meaning to...
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I'm just up cuz my sleeping pattern is fucked. Supposed to be going to church with my mom tomorrow..sigh
I am just too much. - Joan Crawford
Submitted by Miss Thang on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 4:18am.
Miffed, that's cool.. I've always wanted to go to Sydney, what's the exchange rate like?
It's between 60-70 cents to your dollar. 63.3662 actually - my son just looked it up lol.
@Stoney: I'm really fascinated by that Tara show for some odd reason. I guess it's like Sybil, but with a funny (or supposed to be funny) twist...
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"The little pink plus sign is so unholy."
I'm sleepy, too. I have my whole day planned out. Go to bed in a hour and sleep until 11, work out and do my laundry, then watch the super bowl and pass out and go to work in the morning.
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
Breaktheleash, I'm so into William Shatner's show on Bio channel.. He is one intense mofo.
I am just too much. - Joan Crawford
Miffed, I think I'm up this late because of some pain medicine I took due to more dental work I had done (root canals)- this shit always does that to me - I can't sleep, I just lay there in a weird sort of sleepy limbo. So now I'm up and screwing around in here.
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"The little pink plus sign is so unholy."
Submitted by Stoney on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 4:11am.
By the way, does anyone remember Brad Pitt was in Babel. I thought that was his best performance he's ever done. I know we all hate Brangelina, but he was really good in Babel! It's on TMC right now.
mmm I loved River Runs Through (his performance) and even though I hated Burn After Reading I loved him in that - I think he plays great when he's a goof ball
Miffed, that's cool.. I've always wanted to go to Sydney, what's the exchange rate like?
I am just too much. - Joan Crawford
It's so late I have to go to bed.
This dude used to grow in my basement in Van - it was all jacked hydro...but it's good and wet there and you gets sun for lots of days. *I* even grew a plant out there, if you can imagine that!
So, I was gonna give you a vid but OF COURSE Warner Brothers bitchwhorefuckers won't let me use the most excellent SONG! SO NOW! I gotta pick anotha one! Ack!
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That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
The Japanese storyline was brilliant, yes.
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I didn't really like it, break. The daughter seemed outrageously progressive and it was kinda blah. But I love that chick from In Her Shoes and John Corbett, so I wanted to like it.
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Home, u out there somewhere?
I am just too much. - Joan Crawford