Saturday, January 31st 2009

Ty Ty Just Can't Help Herself


The YouTube sensation that is Cupcake Boy sang a duet with Godzilla's younger sister Ty Ty Banks on her show the other day. Okay, he really lip-synched, but he still did a better job than Asshlee Simpson. And of course, Ty Ty had to try and top him. How is she going to do Stain's main homeboy like that? Ty Ty was ruining the song with her damn vogueing! This isn't a drag queen competition on the short bus, Ty Ty! Let the little boy sing or he might eat you. Seriously, I was waiting for him to turn and swallow that bitch whole for show boating during HIS performance! And I wasn't even amused by her manual eyebrow action at the end. FAIL, Ty Ty. FAIL.

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MrPossumsMama's picture

Wow that is the most Cushingoid kid I've ever seen. How much prednisone is he on, anyway?

Dgrin's picture

wuah this kid is ADORABLE!!!!...

PinKitty's picture

She is crazy!

sexy's picture

Damn I'm so TY'erd of her. topping a little kid come on now. She is sooooo full of herself stupid nobody anymore.

CORNDOG's picture

What exactly is wrong with this kid? Heart disease? Cancer? Organ failure? Tytran is really mean to try to upstage him like that. Does any one even watch her show?
He should sue her for being such an idiot.

Where did all the Oly go?

Bondagebarbie's picture

She should try to stop doing her fucking model face all the time..it's got lame.She reminds me of a female Zoolander.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

like-wow's picture

As if that boy doesn't already have enough trouble, now he's been 'touched' by that hag.

Tubereuse's picture

The way she needs attention plus the way she looks man-made reminds me of Angie Ho.

Fronika's picture

Which one is the child? Selfish bitch couldn't even let the kid have the limelight for a couple of minutes.

"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin

Kirakat's picture

Awww he is soo cute hehe I want him!! (not sexually.)

sammyspring's picture

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kbug's picture

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=WlztzT4l6Ig&feature=related

One more of Sam lip synching along with Amy Castle (the original singer of the Cuppy Cake Song).

kbug's picture
Kp's picture

I feel sorry for this little kid. What type of parent's use their sick kids to get famous on youtube? Sickening. It's also disgusting that Tyra has to try to steal the SICK CHILD's thunder.

Tyra's big head needs to be thrown off a cliff.

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Sock-Monkey's picture

Holy Fuck, Tyra. Step off the stage for once. This isn't about you. And if that kid was appealing for funds or trying to shed light on some important cause, your pathological need to be the center of attention pretty much spit on the whole issue. Fuckpig.

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kbug's picture

Submitted by Dea on Sat, 01/31/2009 - 7:58pm.

is that my christian bale in drag? i kinda just exploded. <3

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Khensu Hetep's picture

It was a rhetorical question.

I know why they do it, and it's more of a negative reflection of society than anything else, but Tyra Banks is all "proud black woman" and shit.

She's full of shit. All these bitches who try to look white insisting that they embrace their heritage while trying to Anglosize themselves are liars.

Tyra is annoying as ever. I seriously can't stand her. She's just fake and over the top. Ricki Lake had a better show back in the 90's and you Trya, yes TRYA are NO RICKI LAKE.

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MrsWestlake's picture

DONT MAKE FUN OF THAT LITTLE BOYS WEIGHT! HIS CHEEKS ARE FAT LIKE THAT BECAUSE HE HAS A SICKNESS

beatslikebombs's picture

My friend has him as her ringtone and whenever her phone goes off I want to slam my head into a wall. Some small village needs to take Tyra and sacrifice her to their village leader. I'm not even kidding.

Stick Stickly's picture

She fucking loves herself.

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sammyspring's picture

It is wrong for a man have a rich woman or a woman have a wealthy man?

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Bare Naked Lady's picture

The kid is cute...but as far as Tyra goes...hmmm. There's a reason I don't watch her show....a little Tyra goes a long way.

He has a kidney disease & is trying to raise awareness & get help. That said...he is so damn cute!

deka's picture

i need tyra and beyonce to go on an extended vacation!!
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sooooooooooooooooo annoying!
and her hair always looks like crap.........cant she get a better weave/wig???
I think hers are as awful as KZs!

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Dea's picture

Submitted by kbug on Sat, 01/31/2009 - 7:46pm.

is that my christian bale in drag? i kinda just exploded. <3

**whatever**

kbug's picture

That poor boy looks very ill.

STFU TYRA :) kid shoulda socked her one. 8)
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Cheeky LiL Ape's picture

is she ever gonna have a topic or guest that doesnt get the attention turned around back to her? she is such a narcissist and she just needs to get over herself...if i have to hear "back when i was modeling.." or "well on americas next top model we did this..." im gonna choke that bitch with the sweaty spanx she wears every day to hold her ass in..ugh what an annoying collie-faced whore!

ILovePapaSmurf's picture

"Submitted by girl_cheese on Sat, 01/31/2009 - 6:39pm.

She reminds me of a kindergarten teacher trying too hard & the kids still hate her"

Hahaha. God I hope that doesn't happen to me when I go into teaching.
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Chirio's picture

I just read something on CHubby Cupcake boy. it said that he has some rare kidney disease. still...I hate his parents for whoring him out like it's some sort of a joke to make fun of his cheeks (IF he takes steroids for his rare kidney disease). Tyra banks needs to go away(period).

Coma Caca!!

Vern's picture

She just can't get over it that Heidi beat her punk ass with Project Runway, so she has to upstage a cute little kid.
Maybe she could move to Atlanta where NENE could set her straight, or they could have cage fighting with Kim's magnificent wig and Ty's lustrous locks!

Miss Thang's picture

@Khensu Hetep

If black features were the ideal in our culture/society, maybe people would imitate them.. It's really not rocket science. If you were a black woman growing up with the Barbie Doll as the standard of beauty, maybe just maybe you'd feel more attractive the more you looked that way

I am just too much. - Joan Crawford

WipeOutPutOutGetOut's picture

I hate this kind of shit. Shame on her for being like it's okay for him to be that fat, and shame on his parents for showboating him. That kid looks like he's a couple of cupcakes away from a heart attack.

girl_cheese's picture

She reminds me of a kindergarten teacher trying too hard & the kids still hate her

mike's picture

Awwww, childhood obesity.

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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sat, 01/31/2009 - 6:16pm.

What's with all these black girls trying to look white?

Just like Princess RiRi, Tyra's skin and eye color gradually just keep getting lighter and lighter.

Last time I checked, there was nothing wrong with looking black. Such a great representation of African American women we have now.

Where have you been? That's been going on for years and years and years. Seriously.

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LuLu Fitz's picture

Who is cupcake boy? What is that all about?

Miss Thang's picture

She disgusts me.

I am just too much. - Joan Crawford

I bet she practicted for months in the shower.

Chirio's picture

wtf did I just watch? I dont understand.

Coma Caca!!

Khensu Hetep's picture

What's with all these black girls trying to look white?

Just like Princess RiRi, Tyra's skin and eye color gradually just keep getting lighter and lighter.

Last time I checked, there was nothing wrong with looking black. Such a great representation of African American women we have now.

PFFFFT.

Wow, Tyra's plan to go back to 1986 and become Morgan Fairchild is almost complete. Yeesh.

Soy's picture

When was that song recorded? He looks like the same age that the voice was.

Good Gawd, Tyra. That wasn't even cute or funny, it was just a desperate cry for attention. Can't even make room for a little kid.
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Submitted by Keane on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 3:41pm.
If only his mind was as quick as his reflexes, the world would be a much safer place.

Khensu Hetep's picture

What a self-important hag.