My Chola Cousin Just Exploded
My chola cousin's coochie beats for Morrissey, The Smiths and all those other whores, so when she sees this shit, bitches better duck under a table. Chola pussy explosion!
In the inner sleeve of his single for "I'm Throwing My Arms Around Paris," Morrissey and his band almost give us the full monty. Unfortunately, there's some kind of circular thing covering their peens. I forgot what those things are called. They look familiar, but my memory escapes me. And I don't know how those black moon things are staying up. If Morrissey's wang is holding that shit up by itself, then he's a lot more talented than I thought. I bet he can make it spin.
I just he would quit teasing and show it all. I don't know whether to sing "Now my no-no is full of six inches...." or "Now my no-no is full of eight inches....." I need to know.
Enough of this talk. The possibly NSFWish pic is after the jump. You know, I feel like I'm closer to Morrissey now that I've seen his speedo tan. JUMP!!!
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Submitted by interstella on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 12:54pm.
Quit this bullshit about British people being pale. First, not everybody was born to be tanning-bed orange. Second, if we're going talking about stereotype, then EVERY American is fat.
You're right: we all are fat. But we can lose weight, whereas you cannot reposition the sun.
I dunno if anybody mentioned this, but this was done by the Red Hot Chilli Peppers on their first album...except the group were wearing socks over their pee-niss-es. The shock value of their sock weiners is what made them infamous at that time.
now of course, their songs are relegated to the local easy listening radio station targeted to 30 somethings... you know, "we play hits from the 90's) the same six shitty songs played all day every day.
VIVA MOZ!!!
coachella here i come!
P.S. the smiths will NEVER reform.. never!
Quit this bullshit about British people being pale. First, not everybody was born to be tanning-bed orange. Second, if we're going talking about stereotype, then EVERY American is fat.
Wow,so sexy!I just want to kiss them,lol...Maybe you can check more nice guys better than them on ^^^^^^^^^^^millionaireloves com^^^^^^^
There is no sun in Great Britain. Everyone knows that.
Oh god, I love that man. And he still looks awesome!!!
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...so i drank one/it became four/and when i fell on the floor/i drank more..
-morrissey
I am shocked and horrified that England is home to pasty-skinned white guys! Yeah, tanning beds are quite the innovation to our world, but the dreariest asexual crooner from our junior high school days is not the type to take on a tangerine complexion to satisfy the L.A. crowd. Even though 'we look to Los Angeles for the language we use' and 'London is dead,' the Moz is a Manchester man at heart...
lizardo911:
I'm sure you're built like a greek god, right?
They are all disgustingly gross. It doesn't matter if some of them aren't fat; they are all out of shape and just completely and utterly disgusting. The one on the far left has a weird ass body with big huge nipples. And the three marshmallow white pasty creatures are enough to make my skin crawl... Jeez... Just cover the hell up... Don't subject the world to this ugliness!
Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 12:34pm.
They are all cute except for Baby Huey in the back...that boy needs a diaper.
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Hahaha, that's Boz Boorer, his guitarist (and an aquaintance of me and my guy). I haven't seen him in ages but he's always been a little husky. This must have been Morrissey's idea....
Raise your hand if you've slept with one of them!!!!
Morrissey is still the hottest asexual alive!! Man, high school and college would have never been the same without The Smiths and Morrissey's solo stuff.
Were the tanning beds all broken that day? Seriously, the dough boy in the right hand back corner almost blends into the white background. Yeeech
They are all cute except for Baby Huey in the back...that boy needs a diaper.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
i think you need to run the skit "Jizz in My Pants" after this shit.
i don't know why this shit makes me extra fucking happy but it does...ghee hee hee!!
Fattie in the back! he be trying to hide.
Dayum! That's so much hotness up there! I'm kinda glad I saved this for today. I needed this today.
I hope they're not on WMG cuz I'm boycotting their asses.
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That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
girlfriends!! i saw these bitches (sans moz) in tarzan drawers and nothing else during the baltimore show on halloween two years age... AND i was right in front of Soloman's nuts!!!! Morrissey looks good older, more butch and barrel chested...i did have chores today, now imma just sit here and look at this
And, Michael K, did I mention I loved you?
You picked the most perfect song.
and for anyone who cares **actual avatar picture taken while Moz actually inside his actual car** (for everah one who wondered)
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."
Ahhhhh....!
*basks in the glow*
Validation!
And hey, Boz isn't ugly, you! He's a fine gentleman with a pornstar mustache. So there.
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."
Can't we please see the ENTIRE picture (except for the fugly in the back right - he can stay covered up).?
It is wrong for a man have a rich woman or a woman have a wealthy man?
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I wish his old bass player, Gary Day, was in the picture. He was one fine specimen, oh lawdy.
But Morrissey...the years go by, and I'm still reduced to schoolgirlish fits of giddiness every time I hear him. I'll cop to it too, I don't care. Going to see him makes me feel like some middle-aged housewife fawning over Tom Jones, but I don't give a shit. Always amazing, every time.
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Why is he so concerned with his head hair? he should be patting his pubes! Anyway "Stretch out and Waaaiiittttt!!!!!!!!!!! (scratch needle lifts as I ponder) Is Morrissey having sex now or something?.... with women?
Try Typhoid Mary's delicious sugar cookies!
i love penises... i also love the look of #2 from the left. yum-o
I suspect CDs would have provided adequate coverage. The photo outtakes are even better, when the crew had to break the seals on the Super Glue.
A 45, seriously? What does that weigh, .03 ounces or some shit? LOL Haven't yall ever seen your man hold up a towel with his peen??
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
I have just died and gone to Moz heaven!!! Oh Lord!!! I think I just came!!!
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oh my G O D.
I just had an orgasm. finally, a story on mah boo... and he's NAKED. my dreams have (almost) come true (they will be completely full when I see mah boo in april)!
ummm...aren't those round things around the peens called records...you know...the things i used play on my record player, when i wanted to hear music, back when i was a kid...
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
Those circular things are 45s - aren't they?
This would've been a good idea 22 years ago.
Some bandmates are bigger than others
Some bandmates are bigger than others
Some bandmates' mothers are bigger than other bandmates' mothers
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When the cat is away, the mice will smoke crack!
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 01/31/2009 - 7:14pm.
That's kinda mean that they stuck the one with the love handles at the back *giggle*. I'm sure that must have hurt his feelings. Maybe he's proud of his *curves*.
Heh, and he's the only one who looks happy to be there!
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It is wrong for a man have a rich woman or a woman have a wealthy man?
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship. but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as http://www.searchingmillionaire.com/
it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people
Well, I'd hit that with Smiths records playing in the background.
a little sunshine never hurt anybody.
god knows, it would be the first time.
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she's probably half-wit / she must be straight
bound to have a mother who knows nothing but hate
2 and 5 look like they are totally bare down there. it creeps me out. love moz though!
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The older he gets the better he gets...Moz rules.
I just can't believe that Morrissey looks like someone's old, kindly uncle now.
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Wow, Morrissey and his band (sans the chubby pale one in the back) are looking damn good!
Submitted by EatYourVeggies on Sat, 01/31/2009 - 7:36pm.
NAST. It's hilarous how they're hiding the fluffy one
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Are you an Aussie, like me? The only time I've ever heard someone chubby called "fluffy" was when an ancient uncle was trying to compliment a family member of mine who's fat, and he said, "You're a fluffy lass!"
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"Nottingham have now lost six matches in a row without winning." (Coleman)
I'd hit 3 out of the 5. People are going ick, but I much prefer a real body over some fake muscled-up shit we are spoon fed to be 'sexy'.
I can't wait to see Morrissey at Coachella! Too bad the organizers/promoters of this gig weren't able to arrange a reunion of The Smiths! Now THAT would've made the entire event even more worthwhile!
Who are these people???
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