Aliens In Rio
Tommy Girl and his roboladies are currently spreading their fakery all over Brazil! I'm guessing Tommy is in town to promote that Nazi comedy nobody cares about. Oh and he's also sampling the local sausage at every Peenascaria in town.
If Tommy would stop waving at everyone like he's the damn president of gay troll land (which he is), he'd notice that Suri is tired of this fuckery. And I wish someone would punch Stepford Katie in her hard drive so she'd wake up out of screensaver mode and see that Suri is trying to stop the madness. No, instead they dragged Suri to the beach for some more photo-ops!
Tommy, Suri, Katie and a million bodyguards went to a beach that is only open to military families. Suri watched the children play, Tommy continued to be a creepy gnome and Katie started to go near the water, but realized it could electrocute her system so she backed off.
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Katie's flashing her saggy tits again in the photo in first column, next to the last row.
She must have liked all the publicity she got after she flopped (literally) at the SAG awards.
Dear Tommy (you glib cult freak psycho),
When your child is burying her face and covering her ears in obvious TERROR, maybe you should use your massive amounts of money and ask for an alternate SAFER exit. I'm sure the fine establishment your staying at could accommodate your needs. Slip 'em a couple of Benjamin Franklin's.
Regards,
People who can spot the obvious.
Submitted by Keane on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 12:26pm.
Thanks Hon, I'll check out that site finally.
Katie has the strangest body I've ever seen.
Suri is completely over that beach shit.
Sickitten - iaundercover.com - he posted it yesterday but has now pulled it, guess their lawyers may well have been in touch!
Suri is totally over that faggotry.
Time they produced another child. Suri gets more attention than is healthy. I bet she is a right brat.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
she works out and runs which equals muscly, strong legs! whats wrong with that! better that than skinny twigs or fat wobblies!
Submitted by Keane on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 5:33pm.
Poor psl, your cover is blown, best go cry into your fat suit! BTW gossip fans, Gwyneth and Chris Martin are officially over. I believe I may have predicted this quite some time ago.... don't say I never give you anything!!!
Really? Where did you hear that? Haven't seen anything else on this. Scoop us!
I noticed a while back that Katiebot has the long torso/short arm thing going on. Now that I've seen her big ol' legs she's gonna start looking like a brontosaurus to me.
And I love how in the third pic Tom is "helping" her out the door with his hand. He's all "Now never fear, Katie. I am a Scientologist and as such I am an expert on everything, including doors. I'll steer you for now but later, when you've mastered it, you can go through all by yourself."
*gag*
Robo Kate looks like she is having a hard time in those heels.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 8:19pm.
Whoa. Something tells me Suri doesn't have the social skills to interact with the other kids at the beach. She's kinda just standing there.
I guess Tommygirl hasn't programmed the play with other kids command.
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katie's legs look "healthy"....she should use them to run away from tommy as fast as she can...
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
Yes, I always wear my heels to the beach. Ever since that first time I tried it, I've found it to be the most sensible thing ever!
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That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Ummm is Katie going to the beach in heels???? I wish they wouldn't even post pictures of that "BRAT" Slurpy, they need to teach her some manners and not be such a spoiled acting brat!!
Submitted by vanyvrgs on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 8:13pm.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 8:07pm.
I think it is Eric Hoffer.
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Thanks, vany. I've been quoting it a lot lately...especially to the teens in my life. ;-)
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I am nuclear energy.--Kanye
I am totally for people getting the meds they need. --Hekki
I hope for Suri's sake, she gets deprogrammed one day. I hope for our sake, she writes a tell-all. But Sciencetots usually never change, they just get weird, like Juliette Lewis.
Try the Cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.
Whoa. Something tells me Suri doesn't have the social skills to interact with the other kids at the beach. She's kinda just standing there.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 8:07pm.
I think it is Eric Hoffer.
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
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Submitted by vanyvrgs on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 8:03pm.
Who coined that phrase in your siggie about rudeness? I luvs it.
Been wondering about that long time.
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I am nuclear energy.--Kanye
I am totally for people getting the meds they need. --Hekki
Is the real Paris here? Did she break up with her fake best friend? What the hell? Leave PSL alone or I will cut ya!
Anywho, on topic, what the hell is the purpose of going to Rio and go to a private military beach. The point is to go to Copacabana, Ipanema or Leblon, Juantinga,et al. That looks like the beach at the Sheraton... sadness. Truth be told, those mofos think too high of themselves, people there would likely give two shits about them. ____________________________________________
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
An Eye for an Eye Leaves Everybody Blind!
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 4:25pm.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 4:12pm.
Sandy, you on the other hand always cause me to feel that loving feeling.
You are one hot ho. I get a good vibe from you.
If I'm ever down under, I'll look you up. ;-)
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I am nuclear energy.--Kanye
I am totally for people getting the meds they need. --Hekki
It's sad that that little girl has no idea what to do with other children. She looks completely flummaxed.
itsparisbitch2,
You are a dumb squat ain't ya? If you had any idea what PSL really looked like, you would feel like the fool that you are. Stupid twunt.
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If carrots got ya drunk,
then rabbits would be fucked!
PSL I love ya too! Don't you worry about a thing, you are very welcomed here. (((hugs)))
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Dick happens! - MK
@ PSL--
You're our homeslice. Come stand next to me. I got a razor up in my hair. Plus I'm literate. PRN.
xo
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 6:55pm.
I just want to say thank you to everyone who has come to my defense.
love to you all.....
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I am nuclear energy.--Kanye
I am totally for people getting the meds they need. --Hekki
Submitted by itsparisbitch2 on Sun, 02/01/2009 -
Paris is WAYYYYY more coordiated than no she won't be hurt by the video cause U LOOK LIKE A ASS!! ill be sure to remind her that!
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What grieves me so deeply is that fact that you clearly slept your way through grammar school English class.
For example: "U LOOK LIKE A ASS" really should read "You look like an ass."
"ill" should read "I'll."
No charge. Jussayin.
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I am nuclear energy.--Kanye
I am totally for people getting the meds they need. --Hekki
Karma Police, I agree three. Katie's epic sell-out really makes me question her emotional and mental make-up. Something is just gosh darn wrong about someone who has a fairly happy upbringing and a bit of flash and pizazz and then fizzles into fame-whoredome via a wealthy actor in a 'cult' religion.
I get creepy chills just pondering that shit.
-And, Suri looks like she's having none of it. Good for her. I hope she rebels BIG TIME. Tommy Girl deserves everything Suri decides to face-plant him with...and it's gonnna be a lot worse than a squirt from a water bottle.
Thank GOSH there are other Cruise haters because I NEVER liked Cruise. NEVER. My effing sister-in-law had a hard-on for Tommy and I was like.... WTF are you seeing that I'm not because the guy is a flaming douche?!
haha
phew
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 6:55pm.
Dear PSL: you are gorgeous and much loved on dlisted. no worries, the trash will be removed!
muah!
;)
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Submitted by itsparisbitch2 on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 7:18pm.
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Give it up loser. We all know that PSL isn't the guy in the video and you are wasting your time and ours.
Submitted by Miss Molly on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 5:01pm.
As much as I loathe Tom Cruise for his f*ck-whackery, Katie is the one who creeps me out and ignites a disgust previously reserved for the Simpson family (Joe / JEssica / Assh*lee). There is something so terribly wrong and gross about that person. Besides being a money-grubbing, souless whore, she's fugly as sin with her apple pie butter face, emaciated chest, and stove pipe trunk.
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Harsh but true.
I just want to say thank you to everyone who has come to my defense.
love to you all.....
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I can't take pity on men of this kind, even though he now takes it in the behind
-Sublime "Date Rape"
There's just nothing about this family that doesn't creep me out. Hello, your job as parents is to socialize your kid. She might find it useful somewhere down the line to know what it's like to feel her feet on the ground and walk a few steps; have some social responses other than uncertainty, withdrawal and fear; and interact with others beyond getting fitted for photo-op outfits and mainlining barley water in the company of fellow cult members.
Oh, and maybe learn a non-Xenu-based history of the world.
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For the love of all that is hairy, WHY DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT THIS TWATWAFFLE??????? --Sugaroo
Submitted by itsthebritneybitch on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 6:40pm.
Submitted by itsparisbitch2 on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 5:04pm.
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You're an idiot.
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I live for moments like this.
The internet rulz.
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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.
Submitted by itsparisbitch2 on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 5:04pm.
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You're an idiot.
That's pretty sad that the kid is covering her ears and hiding like that.
Submitted by itsparisbitch2 on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 5:04pm.
Reported
-And, as much as my HUGE ego hates to admit it, PSL is drop-dead gorgeous. Eat it.
Submitted by I Loves Mullets
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Nope. That's just your run-of-the-mill Parisiloonie, right there:)
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That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Submitted by stake_spike on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 6:27pm.
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stake_spike, no matter what you post, I always hear it in Vicky Pollard's voice. Ya but, no but, ya but... :)
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"Suave! Goddamn you're one suave fucker!"
Sort of odd how that little girl never seems to play with other kids. She's going to be screwed up when she gets older. She'll either be a royal bitch or she'll be the kid who eats her own hair (you know the one).
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 5:40pm.
I'm sure he'll extract his pound of flesh in revenge. *shudder*
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that girl doesn't have a pound to spare.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.
I just saw some pics of Robokate and she is wearing a yellow sun dress and flops over at JJs. since I am bored. looks better with the yellow dress than this fiasco outfit. so when does the contract with tommygirl expire? just sayin
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 4:39pm.
Tommygirl let Katebot wear heels?!
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I'm sure he'll extract his pound of flesh in revenge. *shudder*
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"Nottingham have now lost six matches in a row without winning." (Coleman)
Is this person making fun of PSL the same person with a bunch of different accounts??
Submitted by itsparisbitch2 on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 5:04pm.
HEYYY YA'LLLL!!
LOOK AT PSL... PARIS SUCKS LITTERY!! AAHHHAHHHAAA!!
I KNOW ITS SPELLED WRON BUT IM LAUGHING TOO DAMN HARD!!! I CAN'T BREATHE!! HERES A VIDEO OF PSL!!
HE'S REALLY A FAT PLUMPY RETARD! WHO SEEMS TOO BE ABLE TO TYPE WELL ON HERE BUT ANYWAYS! HERES HIS VIDEO ON PARIS.. BUT IT EXPLAINS IT ALL!!!
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TEEHEE!! Ur hilarious! A/S/L?
Poor psl, your cover is blown, best go cry into your fat suit! BTW gossip fans, Gwyneth and Chris Martin are officially over. I believe I may have predicted this quite some time ago.... don't say I never give you anything!!!
Hey, if I were married to Tommy Girl (wishful thinking, I know), I'd buy gold-plated Louie Gucci everything. I'd make him buy me diamond-encrusted gold toothbrushes with ermine tails (yeah, from real ermines) in medium, medium-soft, and gentle bristles.
What the effword...
Submitted by suze on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 2:01pm.
Looks like Katie is trying the Posh thing again wearing the high heels with a beach outfit.
What a mess - girl can not put an outfit together if her life depended on it.
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Tom is the one who puts together her outfits.
I shudder think how fucked-up Suri is going to be.
Kool-Aid Katie truly is unattractive. Whatever looks she had are looong gone.
hi Keane.....I am very upset now, seeing that my true identity is shown.
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be back later....I have to go cry.
heeheehee
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It's not as though we just broke up, it's not as though it was yesterday- but something in me needs this pain, something I just can't explain; I know I'll never see your face again....
-George Michael