Behold! Prince Harvey Is In America!
And he made it! American just got a lot more beautiful, because Prince Harvey of England rolled into LAX today on his royal throne with his subjects behind his ass where they belong. They should be fanning him and feeding him chocolate covered grapes.
Anyway, Harvey is here to save the day! Shit. He could probably save our economy with a couple of visits to In-N-Out. Harvey brings us hope! Seriously, I feel so grateful for two Harvey sightings in just one weekend. It's like seeing a unicorn through a rainbow. Harvey hardly makes appearances, because he prefers to keep his shit private, so this is extra special.
I am fucking writing this shit from the other side of the moon because I just went over it. Yes, I said it.
Harvey 4 EVA! I seriously hope he's in Los Angeles to play Saffy in the American version of AbFab (see below). That I would watch.
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Princess ass looks like she doesn't even belong with them with that curly hair,lol.
Princess is one fugly baby. Does mommy put make-up on her too???
I love Harvey and I'm being serious.
I will give it to this wonky mother, Jordan (or whatever her name is) for bringing her handicap son out in public and not acting ashamed or angry.
The boy is cute and seems pretty smart for his handicap. I'm sorry he has all these health problems, in addition to his autism.
I want some US interviews with Harvey too. Perhaps Jordan and Jenny McCarthy will get together and go on talk shows to discuss having autistic children. It would help so many families with similar issues.
And just in case you thought I was going soft... That Jordan is still a whore and a beard to her full-on gay, no-talented, over-tan "husband". Thank you.
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Submitted by KD on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 9:18am.
Princess Tahamamama looks like Jaoquin Phoenix. Bwahahahaha, sux to be her!
LMFAO. That maybe one of the most ridiculous things I ever read. Your damn right she does I have been trying to figure that out since she was a fugly baby. Lmao. Nail on the head.
Princess Tahamamama looks like Jaoquin Phoenix. Bwahahahaha, sux to be her!
I love the look on the security dudes face. He is totally thinking "man, I got out of bed for this shit?"
There is something unbelievably "special" looking about that baby girl.
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the child is not lovely at all,
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i'll say something nice "junior is a cutey"
Yes! Behold!
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That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
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Submitted by v_letigre on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 1:18am.
How about his mum? Is she ok?
No angel i, not a joke. He has actually been diagnosed with autism.
Submitted by v_letigre on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 12:19am.
Michael K, I think you're one of the funniest writers on the web. Give this kid a break, though...he has autism.
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Um. Is that a joke?
I can't find a way to say that so it doesn't sound sarcastic. But it's not...
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That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Michael K, I think you're one of the funniest writers on the web. Give this kid a break, though...he has autism.
I love them,they are live the trailer park version of Posh and Becks
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
The little girl looks like a creepy Kewpie doll that as a kid, you always feared came to life while you were sleeping.
I have a comment that ties the whole thing together!
I was watching Prime Minister Gordon Ramsay's show, "Kitchen Nightmares", where he went to Spain to save a restaurant. He was served a giant ka-bob that was hanging on a hook at the table. He quickly (I had to back up the Tivo to make sure I heard it correctly) said that it was something you would expect Jordan to be eating with her hands behind her back. He then called it a donkey dick. It was pretty funny.
Submitted by behappyforever on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 10:34pm.
Reported, perra sucia!
I am just too much. - Joan Crawford
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kacky: I kind of agree with you. I think the paparazzi would be awfully annoying to a person with autism. And I always say that I think John loved Jett, but I think Kelly found him distasteful. It's just what I get from the body language.
ON topic: Who does Princess T remind me of? A baby Doris Duke? A baby Bette Davis? Someone...
Best add of the straight superbowl *drum roll* it's Pepsubber! ~ featuring SNL's Will Forte and his McGrubber character, Kristen Wigg AND the guy who played McGuiver!
Poor Junior! Shoved aside in almost every picture because they are whoring out Harvey and Tiami is too small to walk.
I don't mean he SHOULD be in the pictures, but it looks like he's sort of dragged along like an afterthought. And he is the cute one!
I have an adult child with autism and I now think the Travoltas did it right. They traveled with him, they just didn't put him in front of the cameras. My guy hates publicity, especially if it shows him looking "abnormal" (his word, not mine) and if I took him out in front of flashing, shoving paparazzi, he would bite someone.
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Those purple/pink heels she has got on are wicked.
Okay even though I think his parents are shameless media whores, at least they take Harvey out in public and are willing to talk about his disabilities, unlike the Travoltas who kept their kid hidden away like he was the monster in the basement from the Goonies.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 8:37pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 7:52pm.
Gordon Brown is the guy who owns all those restaurants, right? :))
That's Tim Horton.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 7:52pm.
Gordon Brown is the guy who owns all those restaurants, right? :))
That's Tim Horton.
And if I was a parent I would be knocking those dumbass paparazzi out! Or at least giving them the finger and calling them cunts.
I mean, why are they harassing them at them airport?
Half time superbowl add nauseum...
1) Put your 3D glasses on! cartoons + jocks on spandex grinding their junk on your 50 plus inch HDTV.... a not unlikely combo featured daily in most fratboy houses across the country.
2) Nextel making you believe it's 1999 were you could pull your cellphone everywhere and anytime during an airplane flight and on an airport.
4) NBC's Heroes have a character that is a cheerleader so why not playing that along a superbowl add promoting the show, oh, and Gary Busick shows up without funny results.
5) NBC's "LMAO" syndrome skit trying and failing on making you believe Kath & Kim USA is a funny show.
The boss did the honors for the half-time show, Jennifer Hudson did the national anthem. Both kicked ass. Bless JHud.
Awww, I actually think Princess Whatever is pretty cute! It looks like they dyed her hair though
Then again most babies are ugly.
I'm really getting crazy assed mad disgusted over the defenseless children being photogged by the PapNazis.
Enough is ENOUGH. I'm sick of it.
last 2nd quarter almost amusing adds..
1) Valentine CGI flowers give bitch proper reality check. Hope Rite Aid carries them, as it's going to be the place to go pick up your chonnies-remover gifts this year.
2) Chester Cheetah still vandalizing the town after Shitney's dad put a retraining order on his feline ass.
3) not a commercial but a personal time out for internet porn, you should have one too, go! play with yourself!
Next... the fucking dreaded half time adds, $10 worth water-based lube says there will be one with softcore gay porn.
Who are these people! seriously i have no idea and i'm too lazy to google.
I rarely say mean things about kids, but that Princess What's Her Face is butt ugly.
The Princess definitely has an extra chromosone or two.
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"Oh shit. Your throat just jumped out and ran the fuck away, didn't it? Go take a net to that shit. Your social life will tank without your throat. We'll wait for you."
Harvey is my favorite!
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Submitted by UKer on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 7:42pm.
This just in: Prime minister Gordon Brown has decided to close the borders in order to prevent these cunts from ever reentering this country.
Good fucking riddance, please keep them there, we don't want them back.
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Gordon Brown is the guy who owns all those restaurants, right? :))
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2nd quarter
1) Will Ferrel movie about... wait for it... another middle aged man baby BUT it's also about that 70's show Land of the Lost, boxoffice guaranteed right?
2) Whoritos again delivering the proper amount of nudity and non-witty comedy for stoner and drunks... hey they know their audience.
3) Dell fake nerds watch Danica Patrick shower with The Office german chick. Not funny at all.
4) Max Diet Cola, the diet soda for real men, hahahahaha! talk about a highway to bankruptcy.
5) Pedigree adoption drive, watch out for PETArds suing the shit of this add.
6) Budwiser twofer featuring equine love, no not SJP in the add...
7) Startrek movie add needs more Simon Pegg, less homoerotism and explosions.
8) Unoriginal reverse Benajmim Button shit, somehow compels you to buy car insurance.
Harvey will never have an unfortunate bathroom incident while in a foreign country. We love Harvey, and even though his parents are hideous, they do take him out in public and don't try to hide or downplay his deficiencies.
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Submitted by mike on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 7:45pm.
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LoL could we please make sure that wonky is the first one in, closely followed by the kardashian whores and every single cunt who has ever appeared on the Hills?
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Submitted by UKer on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 7:42pm.
This just in: Prime minister Gordon Brown has decided to close the borders in order to prevent these cunts from ever reentering this country.
Good fucking riddance, please keep them there, we don't want them back.
Actually I have a meeting with the Obama Administration this week. I'm going to float the idea that once Guantanamo Bay is rid of its current occupants, we use it as a holding station for the Western World's useless celebs.
This just in: Prime minister Gordon Brown has decided to close the borders in order to prevent these cunts from ever reentering this country.
Good fucking riddance, please keep them there, we don't want them back.
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Superbowl commercial update!
1st quarter...
1) Jason Statham interpreting this Transporter like sequence for an Audi commercial, and it's.... nice? he is hot but the add it's not a show stopper and drags forever.
2) Dorito's magic ball, vandalism = free Doritos, crotch humor = unemployment..... so to sum up, we're on recession and vandalism is acceptable given you are out of job (specially if you wrote this add).
3) Connan's PR bitch scores him a Budlight comercial to air on Sweden (or was it Switzerland? miserAlba help!). Not funny at all, was pretty much like everything on Connie's show for the last 3 years.
4) Jack Black & Cera Year One movie... gee Michael, this movie sure is worth giving the finger to your Arrested Development peers and show fans. Asshole.
5) Toyota Venza moolah must likely went on Jocko here to face the camera for 5 seconds. Average 10pm news shit.
6) Mr. Potato head and missus take a trip, bitch be nagging until she loses literally her mouth. Bridgestone would have saved $$$ if they got Rummer Willis here.
7) Vin diesel, Mark Walbergh and my main dude MRo (kidding! love her) on Fast & Furious or "how we were wrong thinking we were above this summer shit".
7) Chimps and Castrol approve bestiality and so should you, at least once.
8) Arquette bitch (unfortunatelly not Alexis) on artsy add for her Medium show. I like her.
i am in love with you, btw.
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Fuck Harvey, What the fuck is wrong with the little girl?
No Read, No Shade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you get any photos of Harvey throwing his feces at the paparazzi?
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 7:05pm.
I can't figure out who Princess Tiananmen looks like. Maybe the Ghost of Jordan Past.
She's totally Peter Andre's kid - she's a textbook example of baby gay-face.
Just watched Harvey saying his famous quote.....NEVER gets old!
Hope schools some pricks in Hollywood...
Submitted by Hysteria on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 7:23pm.
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Fortunately, he'll never know about it. Her other two kids however...
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