People Actually Paid To See New In Town?!
My shit was sooooo close to seeing that epic shit show New in Town. I figured instead of having a Super Bowl day, I'd have a super suck day by watching that mess. I guessed the theater would be empty as shit. Not even the movie theater mice (they exist in NYC) would stick around to view a crap fiesta that looks like it was made ten years ago and kept on the shelf. The poster even smells like moth balls. Anyway, I love an empty theater, because it's like sitting in your living room. You can act the fool. And you can also get sexy.
Seriously, if you and your lovah ever find yourselves without a place to do fucky shit, go see a movie like New in Town. You can pretty much guarantee that nobody else will be in the theater. That way you can suck dick without some prude calling the cops or some sucio bitch jacking to your action. It's important that bombs like New in Town exist! They are giving a home to sluts who have no place to hone their craft.
But I am surprised that New in Town made more than a couple of food stamps. It actually made $6.8 million. It still tanked, but I can't believe that many bitches actually gave up money for it. I mean, IN THIS ECONOMY! Speaking of wasting cash, Mall Cop was the #2 movie this weekend after 2 weeks at #1. If you want to see a foolio on a Segway, just watch this over and over again.
Below is the weekend's top 10:
1. Taken - $24.6 million
2. Paul Blart: Mall Cop - $14 million
3. The Uninvited - $12.5 million
4. Hotel for Dogs - $8.7 million
5. Gran Torino - $8.6 million
6. Slumgdog Millionaire - $7.7 million
7. Underworld: Rise of the Lycans - $7.2 million
8. New in Town - $6.8 million
9. My Bloody Valentine 3D - $4.3 million
10. Inkheart - $3.7 million
HA! Squinty Zellweger got beat by Hotel for Dogs!
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I think it is pretty ridiculous that Paul Blart Mall Cop can be #1 in America for WEEKS. And Benjamin Button I don't think even hit #1.
WTF is wrong with you America. I'm disgusted!
I am not a Zellweger fan. I can never remember her name but "ugly, squinty-eyed blond" and everyone knows who I mean. I saw this movie Saturday. It was REALLY funny, and the crowded maytinee theater of mostly women thought so, too.
The story's nothing to write home about, but her clothes are great, and having friends who talk like that really hit home and made it even funnier. She looks old. She's the opposite of Nicole. No botox or Restalyne in sight!
Go see it. It's really a funny chick movie. I really liked it a lot!
I actually went to see this with a girlfriend this past weekend. The theater was full.
I kept leaning over to my friend during the movie asking her what was wrong with Rene Z's lips? Usually her squinty eyes bother me,but her lips are fucked up.
Skinniest I've ever seen her. She wore great shoes throughout the movie - 5 inch stilettos and still had to stand on a box to kiss H.Connick.
Just ok movie, and I'm being kind.
Butterface Zellweger is so on the way to becoming the next Meg Ryan...more disastrous romcoms, out of control restalyne injections and an overseas adoption not too far in distance...career spiral complete.
ZK
www.thus-it-continues.blogspot.com
It's funny how back in the day, Renee Zellweger was the hot slut in Empire Records and Sarah Jessica Parker was the sexy witch in Hocus Pocus. Renee was cute, but SJP actually was pretty hot back then.
Good morning folks!
Good to see Renee scooping up all the rejected scripts from ten years ago from Meg Ryan.
hahahahahahah
Peter Griffin from Family Guy said said it best "I never got the appeal of Renee Zellwegger. She is the best friend at most".
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"Everyone Loves a Fat Guy!" Peter Griffin, Family Guy
I want to meet the idiots who paid to this that crapfest so I can sell them some pet rocks.
I was told that she offer 1 million dollars to the HIV people on a herpes dating site" HerpesLoving. com". Really?
Mall Cop is expected to take in over 100 million dollars, that means at least 10 million people in America are total white trash.
New In Town! I can barely afford the internet access that sends this message across this very net. I'll have to buy bootleg DVDs from the Africans in Koreatown! Just in time for the Oscars
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She is not a young girl now, but looks very noble and sexy, I like this kind of woman! I believe I can find such a wife on the celebrity&rich dating site ^^^^^^^^^^celebmingle com^^^^^^^^^^^^^^, in fact there are really many attractive women and wealthy guy who want to end their single life!
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Just think, she's that pinch faced *after* being photoshopped to hell and back
I went to a theatre in the city a few years back with a friend and we noticed that the guy next to us was jerking off. I haven't been able to see a movie in NYC since. It was the first dick I ever saw in the flesh. Memories.
Someone needs to get one of those hook canes and close the curtains on this bitch, for real.
hysteria- of course. The western world sees a little bit of the tragic reality of REAL poverty (not economic recession poverty) and the first thing hollywood does is cash in with a reality show. Horrible. Makes me sick. I hope anyone involved with this trash gets robbed blind in those slums.
"Not like a hooker, more like a princess"
Reading this, I stopped part-way and thought, "Who the hell are her fans, anyway?" My mom came to mind, but no - she was merely a fan of Bridget Jones Diary. How does Zellweger keep working? I don't know anyone who's a fan of hers.
Off topic: I saw Springsteen in concert once and - never again. I'm not even a fan of his anymore. He was a total asshole to the crowd.
Finally cracked it! Rene Z looks like catherine o'hara impersonating karen black
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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.
WMG IS SO GREEDY that they own the rights to Happy Birthday To You and they are now using those rights to mute YouTube videos of people singing Happy Birthday To You to their friends and family. For reals.
That is all.
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THOSE FUCKERS!
What's next? Rudolph the red nosed reindeer?
This is warners right?
FUCKERS!!
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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 11:26pm.
TV? We need pictures of the girls and you with cocktails in hand!
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Yeah, come on already! Angel and I both promise not to 'do' anything to or with them. Honest injun.
Unless you ask of course :D then we're all over it like a hooker on a dropped $50.
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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.
Submitted by Clarisse on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 11:33pm.
TITS,
I have been to most of the places that those posers have been and got NADA...I think the create a lot of the shite, but the Peru one...gots me stump-pa-ted.
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Eh? What? I had to go back and check to figure out what you were replying to and I still don't know.
I was asking if the ghost hunter show was any good. After your eddie rec I trust your opinions implicitly!
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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.
News Flash: i just heard 'they're' planning a reality show based on slumdog millionaire in the actual Mumbai slums
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Home,
oh, MK is sleeping about now. actually, i mostly go for nonfiction, biographies, adventure, nature, etc. nothing too extraordinary.
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Submitted by Hysteria on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 12:21am.
Home, i like dirrrty books!
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Rawr! You sexay thang!
Judy Blume or Judith McNaught?
http://www.judithmcnaught.com/
"Something Wonderful" still sends little chills down my spine. ahhhhhh.
Is M.K. gonna spank us for making this an open post? Rut Row!
Home, i like dirrrty books!
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Let me say....... be carefull if you want to do "sexy times" at the theater!!! I used to work at one, and we would have a blast going up into the projection room and looking down at people watching the movies. Yes, a lot of kids and adults messed around, and we saw it all!!!
But honestly.... the theater kids I worked with were crazier than the guest. They would go behind the big screams and hump away......... then want to go out back and smoke a joint!!
Good time............
Living well is the best revenge.......
No Open Post?!? Couldn't they Aliens host it??? They too good for us, now?!?
Ok fine - I'll do it here, since I started.
WMG IS SO GREEDY!....
How greedy are they!?!?
WMG IS SO GREEDY that they own the rights to Happy Birthday To You and they are now using those rights to mute YouTube videos of people singing Happy Birthday To You to their friends and family. For reals.
That is all.
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FUCK YOU, WMG!!! Please view, comment, rate. Thanks:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 11:55pm.
Robert Downey Jr was awesome in Tropic Thunder? what did he win for his performance?
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You know - that movie was a'ight, sorta but RDJ made it much more worth watching. And Tommy Girl's ridiculousness. And only cuz I knew he wasn't really acting *eyeroll*. The rest of it - meh.
O hey - new vid: I forgot to sig it up!:
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=hC03__ow-aQ
But go say "Fuck you" to WMG, too, if you get a chance:) All it needs is a hit, really - that helps.(it's not mine, btw - it's a bandwagon!)
♥ ThreadKilla!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!! Please view, comment, rate. Thanks:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Hysteria, throwing some of my books away would be like throwing away my babies. Is that sick or what?
I'd trust the library but god only knows the masturbatory fingers or lack of washing after wiping fingers have touched those pages. I trust public library books like I trust a public pool: I DON'T.
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Yeah I liked Clint's voice. I learned a little from that movie. ummmm
Coma Caca!!
Wow I watched taken in Australia 2 weeks ago on DVD, why would it only be in cinema's there now?
Submitted by Chirio on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 11:55pm.
saw Gran Torino. really liked it.
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That movie rocked. I saw it before it even came out in theaters though and for free. Clint was at his Clinty best. It was a lil' on the overtly sappy side but the message really hit home and got me teary despite my refusal to bring a kleenex to my eye. :)
Submitted by Home on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 11:49pm.
oh, i love books too. i had quite a collection but got tired of hauling them around. boxes and boxes and boxes. finally threw them ALL out! *hides behind couch* terrible! yikes
so, i go to the library now. heehee
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This actually looks like a cute date movie.
I agree with MK, that a good BJ might be in order to spice it up though.
I don't have a date, can I still give a BJ during? I don't know the rules to this sort of thing.
I'm a good Catholic girl, yo!
saw Gran Torino. really liked it.
Coma Caca!!
Robert Downey Jr was awesome in Tropic Thunder? what did he win for his performance?
I lurrrv him with all my heart!!!!
Not to sound outta the loop (but i am) is he nominated for an oscar this year?
saw slum dog millionaire this weekend. Fucking great. First time in a long time I can remember being ok with spending 10 bucks on a movie.
"Not like a hooker, more like a princess"
Submitted by Hysteria on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 11:43pm.
Submitted by Home on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 11:36pm.
i rediscovered our public library this past year; a great resource, and it's all freeeee!
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Ha! I'm a book hoarder. I have my own library of sorts but it's a monster to deal with and the dust part is a major pita. I have them all organized alph and by topic. If you think crazy cat ladies are nuts...you haven't met book collecting whackos. Don't even get me started on my cookbook collection. Even Martha Stewart would be shock and awed.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 11:43pm.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 11:36pm.
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Woohoo!! Did u get any action??
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Well, I'm having trouble walking. Mostly because I have blistered feet.
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I didn't know that you were into that kind of stuff. Team V, u r a man of mystery!
Submitted by paulapoo on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 11:42pm.
And wait, didn't Sir Paul McCartney play the year after
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I can't understand how watching Paul McCartney can be exciting in anyway, and i love the Beatles. I think the Janet Jackson was the "wardrobe malfunction" one?
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Submitted by Home on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 11:36pm.
Submitted by Hysteria on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 11:28pm.
i thought the same exact thing! he musta been 'roided up. also me thinks his outfit included spanx and an elastic waistband
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ha-ha! I've concluded that old, white men should not eat a big block of cheese before 'rocking it". He looked seriously constipated. Poor guy. I've been bound up before and it ain't pretty but geez Louise...fast and stick to juice before a big gig.
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Yeah, he did look like he could use about 100 Starbucks large cappucino's before hittin' the stage for endurance purposes?
Speaking of Starbucks? hmmmm...?? Please somebody stop me! I'm jonesing hard to get to my dealer the of my drug of choice. I don't care how much a cup of starbucks coffee costs. I'm totally addicted!!
Submitted by Home on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 11:36pm.
i rediscovered our public library this past year; a great resource, and it's all freeeee!
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Oh shit i just bumped into Superbowl XXXV Halftime with NsYNC, Britney, Aerosmith and MJ Blige. ::mega facepalm::
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Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 11:36pm.
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Woohoo!! Did u get any action??
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Well, I'm having trouble walking. Mostly because I have blistered feet.
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And wait, didn't Sir Paul McCartney play the year after the Janet Jackson boob revue? He was great as well. It's hard to remember, since we were chugging all kinds of crap at the time.
It won't have the same punch seeing The Boss sing from a Barcalounger with an oxygen tank and paddles nearby.
Submitted by paulapoo on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 11:35pm.
Was it last year when Prince played? Or two years ago? He was HOTTTT!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 11:32pm.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 11:28pm.
Yes TV: How wuz u'r trip? i hear there are pics
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Good! All pics must be pre-approved by all parties involved. All 800 of them.
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Woohoo!! Did u get any action??
Submitted by Hysteria on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 11:28pm.
i thought the same exact thing! he musta been 'roided up. also me thinks his outfit included spanx and an elastic waistband
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ha-ha! I've concluded that old, white men should not eat a big block of cheese before 'rocking it". He looked seriously constipated. Poor guy. I've been bound up before and it ain't pretty but geez Louise...fast and stick to juice before a big gig.
Netflix is my only way to go right now. I can live-stream movies and get a few crappola ones in the mail. I have hd-tv HBO and Encore and those both SUCK BALLS. I'm almost NEVER happy with the stupid movies that those venues have. I seriously need to start reading more. -As IN BOOKS. I have so many books collecting dust that deserve a good re-read. I've become my own worst fear: Lazy mind.
Yeah Springsteen poured it on during the first song, and topped it off with that dick plant into the camera. Then he seemed to be huffy-puffy after that. He was still great. Hopefully they didn't have to cart him off the stage on a stretcher.
Was it last year when Prince played? Or two years ago? He was HOTTTT! (even though he's a crazy Jehovah's Witness) A few years ago the Stones were pretty good, but they hurried their way through the songs. StartmeupstartmeupI'llneverstop... etc.
Submitted by Home on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 11:29pm.
LMFAO! You're right! That whole back-drop-to-the-floor thing was hilarious...! I was waiting for the punchline, "I've fallen and I can't get up!"
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Bloated black goat bustin a move
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Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sun, 02/01/2009 - 11:32pm.
TV: did u win any money?
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Win? Let's just say that I didn't lose the most. And it wasn't even close.
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"Get some wrinkles on yo fo'head, bitch!! - Slutty