The Only Reason To Watch The Super Bowl
If you watched the Super Bowl yesterday on Comcast Cable in Tuscon, Arizona, then you got a little porny gift during the game. Right after the Cardinals took the lead in the fourth quarter, the Super Bowl was replaced by Super Peen!!!! Customers got about 10 seconds of one of our best friends: porn. The porn clip showed some bitch pulling some fug dude's dick out of his pants. The dude then got up and did the slappy dance with his wang. This was all live!
Comcast says they are investigating why there was an interruption in the feed. Um. Dear, Comcast, you see the dude in your office wearing Steelers shit head to toe? Yeah, he did it.
You know, that at that porny moment a shit load of parents in Tuscon threw a bowl of nachos over their children's eyes and dragged them out of the room. Later that night, they all had to have "the talk." And all because of the damn Super Bowl! On the bright side, it's never to early to learn the slappy peen dance!
I was complaining that the Super Bowl would be a whole lot more entertaining if the dudes were running around half naked, flopping their peens around. The cable gods in Arizona heard my prayers and delivered, sort of. It should've been hardcore gay porn. I mean, that's what we all wanted thanks to those dudes running around in tight pants and the announcers talking about tight ends. Maybe we'll get that next year. Floppy peen replaced Janet Jackson titty this year. So gay butt sex will replace dancing dick next year. Stay tuned.
Click here to see the clip. You have to scroll down a bit. It's kind of disappointing that the dick is so douchy!
LOL and people moaned about Janet Jackson's boob!
What was up with the woman in the video? Has she never seen/touched a penis before??? That was weird.
wow,so sexy!
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Maybe they were just being Comcastic.
A friend who lives in Tuscon said Comcast is offering $10 credits to anyone who was offended. CHEAP. I was offended when I saw it secondhand.
Did that happen all over the comcast tucson service area, or just in this one guy's living room?
I went to the site that Its Britney Bitch linked (the original is down now) and it just looked to me like some guy was taping the superbowl, with a hand held video camera, but then he accidently hit a button on his tv or something and his porn tape started playing. So he had to figure out how to turn off the porn so he could go back to taping the super bowl.
And was the girl a virgin or what? She's picking all around his junk like she's afraid to touch it. Iv'e never watched porn. Is this what real porn is like? That is just about the most unsexy sex I can imagine.
Damn, I was in Tucson watching the game. Why couldn't I have Comcast? My parents would have barfed their seven layer bean dip!
Damn, I always miss the good stuff. I don't have Comcast, got shitty Charter instead and I pay a fortune for it getting no perks.
Loved your comments, made me squee and he he around the room. I love starting off the week with a happy face.
I think I am getting addicted to this site. Perhaps, I have issues huh?
Nope, I think not.
here is a better link:
http://i.gizmodo.com/5144199/tucson-comcast-splices-graphic-porn-into-su...
save a heart, break a penis.
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Hmmm. We have Comcast. Mr. IV watched the game. Did not mention pr0n. I guess I'll have to ask him.
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the comments on AZ star are hilarious though.
"Someone interrupted my football with 30 seconds of porn!"
"Yeah well somebody interrupted my porn with 30 seconds of football!!!!"
Sounds like something MK would say...
Submitted by Hairicane on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 12:04pm.
Dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!! We were watching the game and jumping up and down SCREAMING as Fitzgerald carried the ball down the field. AT NO TIME DID WE SEE P0RN!!!!! WTH??!?! We were at my friend's house and I think she has satellite, not Comcast. And what carrier had it? On the NW side of town the provider is Comcast. In midtown its Cox. So I'm really confused about why we missed it. I bet though if we had seen that we would have abruptly stopped jumping and screaming and done this:
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Comcast users only saw it, and Comcast subscribers with high definition could not see it. It was an interference with the analog signal.
although i've been to several cardinal games, i didn't watch the superbowl...and i'm ok with that...
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
You spelled Tucson wrong, twice.
Submitted by MarvnGoldie on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 10:23am.
Now I'm just going by the screen cap up there, but I do believe that's Evan Stone, most known from "Pirates". I think I know that douchery anywhere.
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yeahhh that's him! or at least it sure looks like it. Pirates...a true classic!! lol.
I can't believe I missed this shit.
"he better watch out or he'll get AIDS when he date-rapes her"
Dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!! We were watching the game and jumping up and down SCREAMING as Fitzgerald carried the ball down the field. AT NO TIME DID WE SEE P0RN!!!!! WTH??!?! We were at my friend's house and I think she has satellite, not Comcast. And what carrier had it? On the NW side of town the provider is Comcast. In midtown its Cox. So I'm really confused about why we missed it. I bet though if we had seen that we would have abruptly stopped jumping and screaming and done this:
http://druglaw.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/05/21/homealone.jpg
the guy who set this website up says he doesn't condone this type of behaviour, yet- he recorded it, threw up a site, and is considering selling adspace? hypocrite + douche.
Damn it! I'm so switching back to comcast. I cant afford to miss good entertainment. LMAO!
Submitted by mutlee on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 10:39am.
You failed to mention how the announcers mentioned "penetration" so many times.
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So True mutlee! I lol every damn time they said penetration and thought of dlisted. dunno why.
Coma Caca!!
Waaaaah! The link is down!
You failed to mention how the announcers mentioned "penetration" so many times.
Now I'm just going by the screen cap up there, but I do believe that's Evan Stone, most known from "Pirates". I think I know that douchery anywhere.
"I'm the greatest Pirate Hunter in the world!!" *Jizz*
I can't get the video to play. I guess my computer doesn't have whatever the hell it needs to have to play that video. Now I'll never get to see the douchey dick:(
I'm L.A.
I need to switch to Comcast!
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"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?" -Heather Chandler
Maybe I should switch to Comcast.
Is there a Porno Bowl?
Half Time Show Gang bang?
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Let's go Cavs!
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Submitted by cala2009 on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 9:13am.
STD dating site? omfg
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Dick happens! - MK
I always root for the underdog and I always get let down. Good guys DONT finish last!!! The cards blew it...lol..blew, blow this chick almost did.
Wow I hate comcast
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Since beaners watch soccer, probably no one in Tuscon saw it.
omg...i wished that i had seen this--instead of those fucking thug steelers win that game. i've been subjected to many a steeler game but i don't recall seeing them needing to punch someone in order to bring them down on the field.
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Miss your fucked up ways on my fucked up days.
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Damn, I missed it. LOL
I agree with MK, we need some gay porn interludes during football games.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 9:42am.
YEAH STEELERS!
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Were they the guys in yellow? Yay, those guys!
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
YEAH STEELERS!
I know, I'm in Ohio, but we suck ass. the browns are a shame on us.
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it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people.
LMAO!!!
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Submitted by mike on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 9:20am.
What makes a dick douchey? A question for the Ages.
Mike ~ that ranks up there with other unsolved questions such as "Who Was in the Grassy Knoll"; or "Did NASA fake the moon landing"
Ok, i got tricked by the word 'porn' into clicking on this douchery, expecting tits and all, and what i get is a Trailer Trash Quentin Terrentino looking Mofo with a soft dick. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH! I am going back to bed.
I might have watched the Super Bowl if I'd known about this particular Half-time Show...
“I ejaculate boiling venom, so I’d need to wear like fifty condoms.”
This sounds like a homey;p
To finish the story: I called Comcast, sat on hold for well over 30 minutes, and got credited for 1 day of service. The poor customer service rep was very apologetic……..I felt bad for him. He tells me: “We have all hands on deck” to which I responded, “She had all hands on d**k!” LOL.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
LOL
lol..hillarious. hmmm i've seen that porn actor before...in my documentaries I rent. anywais, hillarious. OH my point is, I like the description "woman putting with her hands down some guys pants……..and she whips his ‘thing’", his thing. haha. oh goodness!
Coma Caca!!
What makes a dick douchey? A question for the Ages.
Haha! See what happens when you wanna get all whiny about some nipple slip!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Oh, it is great. My friend on a STD site" HerpesLoving. com" tell me this news
I think it's genetic; if you're a male porn star then you're also a huge douche.