Jesus Walks....With Madonna
Vadge has imported her 22-year-old boy toy Jesus Luz from Brazil to NYC. Vadge, Jesus and her son David all had lunch together at Marcelleria Steakhouse. I'm assuming they went back to her dungeon where she ate even more meat. You know she totally gets off on the fact that his name is Jesus and her name is Madonna. I want to shower in boiling hot holy water to wash away the impure thoughts of them role-playing in a fake manger. Those poor goats.
Vadge and Jesus were first spotted together in Brazil about a month ago. They reportedly started licking each other's taints after meeting during a W Magazine photo shoot. Obviously, Vadge is with him because he's a curly-topped tower of raw sex who won't talk back. And Jesus is with her....because...well... the rent is due. The risk of losing your dick every time you stick it in Vadge's velociraptor pussy is worth it. Just file this under: The shit you do IN THIS ECONOMY.
I just wish that Vadge doesn't turn this into a situation. The last thing she needs is long-term dick. Just fuck it, pay it and dump it. And it looks like riding young peen is paying off. For once, Vadge doesn't look like she's coming to eat the souls of our children.
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The real crime here should be that she's got that kid wearing Uggs....and why shouldn't she be fucking...Is she not allowed to have friends? Maybe she's not all touchy feely in front of the kids. Some of you guys are totally ridiculous to say there should be a waiting period for her to have friends. As long as the kids arent witness to the fucking and kissing, etc. there shouldn't be a problem.
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He's not a friend so stop being naive. Yeah, I'm sure that's the story she's telling her children as well. But adults see through that shit. Either tell the world he's a manny for your kids or just keep him hidden away in her bedroom! No one is buying the "he's just a friend" shit. These kids have already witnessed mommy's friend, A-Rod, now this guy? How many male friends is she willing to bring home? Talk about f*cking with your child's mind. Rocco and David are very impressionable. Poor Lola is used to this shit though. First daddy Carlo, then daddy Guy, and who knows how many in between those two!
Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 12:44am.
She is looking for a babydaddy, he is all Carlos Leon looking. If Vadge squirts out another at her age I will be grossed out even more by her.
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She's probably planning to have her next kids the Brandgelina way:
Brad Pitt on kids: "We'll Crap Out Somewhere Between 7 and 9"
Of course, in Vadge's case, she'll do it onstage.
Well, he is the kind of most attractive man for me, if I am as handsome as him, i will look for a beautiful and rich lady at ^^^^^^^celebmingle com^^^^^^^^
She is looking for a babydaddy,he is all Carlos Leon looking.If Vadge squirts out another at her age I will be grossed out even more by her.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
He's gay! Why else would he date a man??
he is so handsome...
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but i'd rather have the bag
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The war isn't working.
Jesus... he is HAWT
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The war isn't working.
she's rockin the stephen sprouse LV bag...
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The war isn't working.
He is HOTT though, god damn, I say god damn, oops I meant Jesus damn.
He is one handsome bastard, fuck the Jonas clothes, I want him out of his clothes, not in them.
The real crime here should be that she's got that kid wearing Uggs....and why shouldn't she be fucking...Is she not allowed to have friends? Maybe she's not all touchy feely in front of the kids. Some of you guys are totally ridiculous to say there should be a waiting period for her to have friends. As long as the kids arent witness to the fucking and kissing, etc. there shouldn't be a problem.
And I really dont think that coat is Alligator, I think it's just a print in leather. Probably a mighty fine leather, but I doubt it's Alligator, it's too soft and doesn't have the "real" Alligator look.
And that purse is atrocious.
So its fine for her to parade her new boys around her children but Guy Ritchie isn't allowed to parade his new piece of tail in front of them?
Double standards people...
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NO people, you're life shouldn't have to stop and you should be able to get laid even after a divorce, however, you shouldn't be parading different men around your children until they have come to terms with mommy and daddy's divorce! 2 months is certainly NOT enough time. If she needs to bang someone so badly, why not wait until the kids are asleep or PERHAPS away in the UK visiting daddy! Stop using your new men as a photo op to piss off the ex!
I highly doubt these children have adjusted to the moving to another country transition or the not seeing daddy every day routine - LET ALONE being introduced to mommy's newest "friend"! Wasn't A-ROD enough confusion while their mother was STILL married to Guy?!
You do what's in the best interest of your children. period. NOT what's in the best interest for yourself (i.e. brangelina!). You suck it up and stay celibate if that's what it takes for your children to adjust. ANY GOOD MOTHER knows that to be true. Madonna is so f*cking scared of being alone it's pathetic. She's using this toddler sex partner as a way of getting even with Guy. He has a new love interest so therefore old maid vadge needs to show him what he's missing. Trust, he's been there, done that and dumped it! Stop being so spiteful and desperate for d*ck!!
Wow, she almost looks like herself again.
Can't even see the chicken cutleg implants on her cheeks and doesn't look swollen on Restilene and Collagen for a change. Jesus is an upgrade from ARod but still looks rough trade...oh well that is what she always liked. Ritchie was an exception.
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I wonder if Vadge lets him watch t.v.?
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 2:06pm.
"And I can say right now that, God forbid, should Mr. Hekki and I break up, I will not date until my daughters are all grown up. I have heard WAY too many stories about men molesting children while "dating" their mothers. Besides which, if you are working and raising children correctly, there's no time for that fuckery.When my parents split up, my mother was too damn busy for dating. My father didn't have us, so he was always dragging us around with his latest piece of pussy (who my sister and I TORMENTED) and my mother would jealously quiz us. If my mother had been dating, my father would have grilled us, too. It would have been unbearable.
When we were in our late teens, my mother met a nice man and we accepted him because we didn't need her any more and he wasn't competing for her attention. It was nice to see her finally enjoying herself, but I'm glad we weren't subjected to any fuckery from a mom on the prowl!
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Are you serious? So a woman who splits up with her babydaddy while the kids are young should be celibate for the next 15-18 years? That's insane.
I don't really have a strong opinion on Madonna, but I think she'd really turn into a bitch if she didn't get laid until she's almost 70.
I'm 25 and would LOOOVE a 22 year-old male model boy toy. For some reason I can't hate on her for this.
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Submitted by dee-lite on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 2:03pm.
Yes, hateful you are. Don't worry; there's no mistake there, Sweetie.
Commenting on something when ignoring the facts just makes you look like a dumsass.
If you wish to overlook the facts, just ignore my post and save your lame-ass attempts with the wise remarks. It's that simple, Luv.
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Dee-light - I don't know if your last comment was directed at me - nonetheless I very much aware of the fact Dlisters hate therefore they are.
I just find it sad when people make comments based on misinformation and innuendo.
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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease: "considering that your kids are experiencing a huge change in family dynamics and undoubtedly missing their father(s), do you really think it's appropriate to be parading every fuckstick on your payroll in front of them?"
*applauding*
And I can say right now that, God forbid, should Mr. Hekki and I break up, I will not date until my daughters are all grown up. I have heard WAY too many stories about men molesting children while "dating" their mothers. Besides which, if you are working and raising children correctly, there's no time for that fuckery.
When my parents split up, my mother was too damn busy for dating. My father didn't have us, so he was always dragging us around with his latest piece of pussy (who my sister and I TORMENTED) and my mother would jealously quiz us. If my mother had been dating, my father would have grilled us, too. It would have been unbearable.
When we were in our late teens, my mother met a nice man and we accepted him because we didn't need her any more and he wasn't competing for her attention. It was nice to see her finally enjoying herself, but I'm glad we weren't subjected to any fuckery from a mom on the prowl!~
@bitch,
oh sweetie you've come to the wrong place if you want fair and balanced when it comes to Vadge. Dlisters, we hate therefore we are!!! This aint perez hilton, we despise the biotch and will take every opportunity to slam her. Sooo, exit's on the right and mind the door; it will give you a swift kick in the ass if you're not careful.
Guy Ritchie must be having a nervous breakdown right about now.
The thought of David hanging around some other dude must be devastating. The said he cried when he saw Rocco in a NEW YORK YANKEES T-SHIRT!!
kate773 - the reason why you don't see any pics of Guy with is new fling - is nobody cares about him.
Dee-light - You're making assumption about stuff you have no personal knowledge of except pictures and gossip.
I'm personally not defending nor condemning what these people do in their lives it's they're business - and I will say this again almost every news item from both Madonna's people and Guy's parents have stated that both Guy & Madonna are putting their children's will being first and when these pictures were taken GUY WAS THERE with them!
The photos of her and David were taken on a different time; not when she went out with Jesus!
She went to a restaurant with Jesus (without her kids) and then went shopping with her 3 kids (without Jesus).
See here: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1133785/Madonna-fuels-roman...
Don't hate for nothing; get you facts straight and then hate!
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someone tell that ugly hag some dude is trying to snatch her lv bag
I've got to hand it to her: hugely rich men have been pulling this shit for eons, so why shouldn't some ugly old rich bag do the same thing? Buy that young pretty peen while you have the cash, girl. As for Jesus, he's just paying the piper, as it were. He might as well work it while it's fresh.
yeah, nothing says strong independent woman quite like fucking around on your husband, then the millisecond you get divorced you start the cougar bullshit with a child.
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Submitted by KillBilly on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 1:17pm.
No one said either of their lives had to stop. But rule number one when you're a single parent dating is that you don't introduce flings or anyone else you're dating to your kids unless it gets serious. It fucks them up otherwise. These kids just saw their parents split up and now they have to have lunch with Mommy's "friends". That's no good. Google it.
As far as Guy goes, I haven't seen him dragging his kids to meet his new girlfriend. If he does, I'll be just as critical.
Oh my gawd. I don't believe sumbody's on here tryin' to defend this fuckery!!! are you kiddin me?? you don't bring yo hired di@k around your kid 2-3 months after eradicated the only daddy he's known out of his life. you know dayum well, Jesus is there to scratch this ho's special itch and his azz won't even be a faint memory in 3 months time. Don't you think her kids, specifically bought african son David, has had enough upheaval?
Jesus, we now have Vadgeloonies?
All these comments are way off about the children - just because you have a child doesn't mean your life stops. It's not like she's have sex in front them - I highly doubt having their mother date is going to screw them up - it's funny when Guy started she some chippie from his movie everyone said good for him - that doesn't go for Madonna - that's so lame.
Also from most reports Madonna & Guy have put the entire personal BS aside and still spend together as a family unit with all 3 children. Guy was at the Kabbala center with Madonna when this picture were taken.
jesus luz looks like he has very little sense in his head, excpet for being pretty...
if you can get the young stuff, i say go for it...
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Submitted by KD on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 11:53am.
Are you sure his name isn't Oedipus Rex?
That's why the shades. He gouged out his eyes when he realized he was fucking his mother.
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considering that your kids are experiencing a huge change in family dynamics and undoubtedly missing their father(s), do you really think it's appropriate to be parading every fuckstick on your payroll in front of them?
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MY GOD, people's still buying this? And by "people", Madonna may be included. I'm from Brazil and I know lots of people in the fashion industry and everybody knows that Jesus is into women as much as Charles Manson is into raising a real loving family.
So I guess he should get paid an extra here. It's a double effort: hanging out with Madonna's old vagina and hanging out with someone who has a vagina.
BTW, I guess Madonna's crazy rules on how to keep her kids away from real people only apply to daddy Ritchie, right?
This guy thinks he's too cool for school. And he does look like an overgrown Jonas Brother.
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Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 12:11pm.
Don't bring that shit around your babies..but yeah, I'd hit, slap it, pinch and ride that shit till the wheels fell off.
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He looks and dresses like a Jonas brother.
I wonder who the guy behind him is in the first thumbnail?
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Don't bring that shit around your babies..but yeah, I'd hit, slap it, pinch and ride that shit till the wheels fell off.
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He is way too cute for her. She is a dried up old bag. But, I am sure he is in it for the money. I would be. I would buy young studs if I was that rich.
And no matter how much money she has, it can't buy her any fashion sense. She dresses like a tard.
I have no problem with the age gap. He could be the world's most mature 22 year old, or she could be the world's most immature 50 year old for all I know (or is that Sharon Stone?), so maybe they're well suited.
And if I end up single at 50 and am still hot enough to get young peen, you better believe I'm going for it!
Don't know how I feel about her introducing this guy to her kid already though...
Submitted by KillBilly on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 11:29am.
Agree, luv. Problem is, most people react based on their hatred and jealousy, even when they themselves don't realize it. Only few people have the guts to live their life and to truly do what they want.
She was always into young, Latin men. Guess some things never change. As I said; good for her. I ain't hating.
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I can see why this cute Latin piece of ass would hook up with Madge -- she certainly can open doors for him, and I'm not talking about her lady parts.
On a less cynical note, she does seem much more relaxed in these pictures. More power to you Madge, even though you probably have enough as it is.
Are you sure his name isn't Oedipus Rex?
If you're going to wear crocodile, don't wear the entire beast.
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 10:30am.
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Sorry, I was busy getting the scoop. :O
Top 'o the mornin' to you too.
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