Monday, February 2nd 2009

Would You Motorboat?

Look at those furry titty balls! It's a good thing Jesse Metcalfe didn't cover up his bodacious chichis with a bra top. That way we can see them in all their glory. I just wish we could see those moobies in action. I bet they touch the sky when he bounces up and down.

Don't you just want to stick your face in his tig ol' bitties!? Or you can stick your bottle of Bud in between them while you give him a belly raspberry. I bet they even lactate! Leche fountain!

Bitch can go back to Desperate Houswives and work as Eva LongWHORIA's chichi double if he ever needs the money.

And Jesse's jugs o' plenty almost distract from his tattoos courtesy of Summer's Eve.

Posted by: Michael K


parissucksliterally's picture

eeuuuww....he is so gross.

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death2douches's picture

I can't believe I used to use him as spank material. *hangs head in shame* Thank God I decided daddies are where it's at, and then I found NCIS and Mark Harmon. *hearts*

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snowpiece's picture

Locke's are bigger
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MJF's picture

LOL....when the pic first popped up I thought Matthew Broderick had dropped a few lbs.!

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WallyRaffle's picture

fred durst look out

loozer's picture

Times are tough. He can't afford the chest waxing.

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cornpone's picture

I miss when he used to act on "Passions"!

CantStandBitches's picture

who is jesse metcalfe? never heard of him

mike's picture

He's really putting on the pounds. What happened, did he quit the ecstacy on the weekends habit?

soul's picture

must be doing ads for sprayfur.gag. :)
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