Twitter Baby
I've seen some shit on Twitter that makes my soul scream "Just tell me how much your shit nugget weighs already and let's get it over with!", but this takes the fucking cake and throws it across the room. A crazy ho Twittered while her twatty was busy making way for baby. The crazy ho I'm talking about is Erykah Badu. Yeah, twittering during labor is not Baduizm shit.
Yesterday, Erykah and her baby daddy Jay Electronica twittered when she started contractions, when she went into labor and when her new baby came out of her twat. When the placenta was dry, Erykah joked that they named her new baby girl Twitty Milk.
I think it was a joke, but I hope it wasn't. I mean, Erykah's other kids are named Seven and Puma, so I would not put it past her. And I think it's HIGH time for Bronx Mowgli to be dethroned as the baby with the most fucked up name.
But seriously, Erykah has some serious skills if she can type while her pussy is going through some major shit. It's kind of ridiculous, though. Someone should have called Tyrone and tell him to come on home and stop the Twitter fuckery!
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At least she did not call it Titty Milk.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Erykah has 34091 kids by 34091 different fathers. She's a kid and baby daddy collector.
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So Im guessing Andre 3000 isnt the dad?
Twitter is very Stalkerish, I dont answer my phone so I can hide, I dont need to post what Im doing 24/7.....I think it's fucking lame to keep writing on it every second of the day.
Maybe she has one of those voice things where you speak and your computer writes it for you (can't remember the name....)? But knowing her crazy ass she typed it while giving birth.
Twitty Milk?!
Good God that kids going to suffer a lot of beatings on the playground.
Submitted by Ford_Prefect on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 12:50pm.
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Submitted by Keane on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 3:41pm.
If only his mind was as quick as his reflexes, the world would be a much safer place.
I believe Lauren Hill's baby, who is something like 15 months old, is still nameless...and that is better than this POS name.
I loathe all this facebook, myspace, twitter, crap. It's very junior high.
*goes back to churning milk and counting on an abacus*
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I didn't even know bitch was pregnant. I love her, so her home birthing isn't a surprise to me.
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I love Erykah Baduh, Mama's Gun is an excellent album. And I don't really like RnB, but the woman sings with some real soul! She is WACKY though so I'm not surprised she'd Twitter while in labor (who the hell would tho?) I remember seeing some pics of her with a HUGE 'fro. It was a killer 'fro, YO!
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Submitted by ROTFLMAO on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 1:50pm.
I fucking love her weird ass.
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That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Seven and Puma, eh?. And I bet these two idiot people trally thought they are the shit original and different. Pfft!. Airheads.
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I fucking love her weird ass.
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Submitted by Ford_Prefect on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 1:03pm.
I am made of tough stuff. Drove myself home after less than two days.
They had pumped me full of drugs and I remember giggling like a maniac and asking for extra stitches!
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Submitted by Salem13 on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 12:17pm.
I don't get twitter. Why the hell would you put yourself out there like that? Myspace/facebook/etc. are bad enough, stop with the social networking shit already.
Word! Try actual interaction, folks.
Speaking of "OVER THE MOON"
the announcer on the fuggin super bowl said it when the steelers made their last minute touch down.
MK, you should track that down and record it for posterity.
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Oh honey (((hugs))), I can't even imagine that with a new born.
I know stuff like that happens in the hospital setting. I hope the docs took care of the trouble after the delivery for you.
Ms Natural wait 4 days (?!?!) before going to the GP with her "problem". By that time it morphed into an emergency situation.
Oh, she didn't have an OB/GYN.
I'm all for home births, just be educated and get a back up plan if labor goes awry.
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Submitted by Ford_Prefect on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 12:50pm.
*downs entire package of The Pill*
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
haha..."you better call Tyrone."
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Bronx Mowgli cheerful punted the tard name of the century award to Twitty Milk.
That name almost borders on child abuse. I kept reading it as Titty Milk.
Why not name it spawn Brazilian Wax, Milk Duct Plug or Pubic Crab? Twitty Milk? Yee Gawds.
As for home births, I just figure Uncle Darwin hangs around for a better chance of culling the herd.
My cousin (Ms Nautural) did a home water birth with no back up. Her taint area ripped from one hole to the other (4th degree laceration). She had to get reconstruction surgery because the tear ripped into her rectum, and was crapping out of her vagina.
Oh, but the joys of a home birth! Granted you can tear bad at a hospital, but I don't think they'd the let rip go that far.
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Submitted by Ford_Prefect on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 12:47pm.
I had a fourth degree tear in a hospital birth.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
i just want to know if ms badu is "over the moon" now that twitty has graced the world with her presence...
and i'm sorry, maybe i'm showing my age, but twitter? do people really want to know every second of someone's life? i know i don't...
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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 11:54am.
huh> what is twittering anyway? Is it like the new cool thing to do? I thought it was some kind of picture showing thing...
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That's Flickr
Twitter is just somewhere you can tell people what your doing right now (like 'chatting on Dlisted' fo example)
I have twitter and TweetDeck *hangs head in shame*
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Submitted by TheVinylVillager on Mon, 02/02/2009
everytime I ask you for a little cash
you say naaa
but turn right around and ask me for some ass
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now hold up, listen partna
i ain't no cheap thrill
'cause Miss Badu is always comin for real
you know the deal
love erykah - congratulations, miss badu
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she's probably half-wit / she must be straight
bound to have a mother who knows nothing but hate
There ain't a damn thing wrong with that. I think it's cool that she Twitted while birthing.. her fans are probably OVER THE MOON for her, ha. The baby name though.. now that's cause for shit talking.
Maybe Twitty Milk can be friend with michaels kid Blanket and then they can find a friend named dirty diaper and
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I read somewhere that some women feel more coomfortable birthing at home cuz they had a scary or painful experience in the hospital. In Erykah's case, I bet she's had all her kids at home cuz she's a mother earth, vegan type.
I am just too much. - Joan Crawford
Okay, I'm all right with home birth if you've given birth before AND you have a doctor or nurse or midwife AND you have a nearby hospital AND a good 911 system AND you have no health problems and have had good prenatal care and screenings, etc. You have to be seriously prepared and have a fair balance of crunchy and conventional.
I know this woman is a little nuts, so I don't really think she had everything planned as well as someone else would.
@CTH...same here. I had an incredibly crazy ass pregnancy and birth that could only have been performed in a hospital...and with meds to get me to dilate! The ONLY thing I was thinking about was making sure I was doing what I needed to be doing to get my baby out safe and sound. Not f*cking texting or twittering.
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I don't get twitter. Why the hell would you put yourself out there like that? Myspace/facebook/etc. are bad enough, stop with the social networking shit already.
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Talk about "Labour of Love". I'm sorry...I meant Labor of an Embecile. Twitty Milk...really!!! I hope the kid gnaws her nipples off.
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Submitted by specialkt on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 12:10pm.
pretty much....you get to update people on what youre doing "at that moment" in 140 characters or less....
oh kind of like our open post, LOL
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"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
she's lucky, if I tried the home birth my daughter would be dead.
very, very stupid, people. Birthing is something that can go horribly wrong.
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This story reminds to take my medication.
*reaches for double dose*
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 11:59am.
twitter is like posting your fb/ms status 24/7 or something?
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pretty much....you get to update people on what youre doing "at that moment" in 140 characters or less....
Submitted by TheVinylVillager on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 11:54am.
Best line bitch ever wrote.
I am just too much. - Joan Crawford
This bitch has been off her fucking rocker
for at least 10 years now. Her ass is worse than Lauryn Hill. At least Hill had talent.
I am just too much. - Joan Crawford
Baby Twitty , yo mama Twatty is a crazy ass bitch.
did anyone say something in the titty milk ain't clean?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
I wonder if Twitty Milk is homogenized? Proof: You are what you eat.
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I almost gave two shits once, but I figured I'd better save one in case I ever gave a shit.
It's fucking irresponsible, selfish and stupid to give birth at home with no doctor!!!!
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
twitter is like posting your fb/ms status 24/7 or something?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
I saw Twitty Milk preform at the Folsom Street Fair in San Fran.
Girl worked it out.
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someone 'splain to me about twitter pleese?
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Yeah, the whole twitter fascination is a little much. I mean, really, why do I care how many "followers" you have? And like they are really that into you.
And WTH is Erykah? The daughter of the inventor of Hooked On Phonics?
Does she realize she named her kid a synonym for "stupid?"
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huh> what is twittering anyway? Is it like the new cool thing to do? I thought it was some kind of picture showing thing...
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I never stay on topic :)
MK I LOVE The Tyrone reference! I was listening to that on the way into work this morning.
Story of my life too:
everytime I ask you for a little cash
you say naaa
but turn right around and ask me for some ass
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oh GOD.
Erykah, you are a talented lady, but a little too into yourself an being crazy. I'm sure she'll name her new baby something stupid.
*rolls eyes*
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I don't even know what Twitter is. Is it all drivel or what?
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