Viva La Basement Baby
Sasha Fierce strikes again! She totally whispered into the vents, "Soooolaaaaange.... Your destiny is to cover Coldplay.... It is your destiny.... fulfill it." Solange thought the basement voices were speaking to her again and this is how this shit was born. If you stick your ear close to the speaker, you can almost hear Sasha Fierce's haughty laugh because she got Solange again! Damn!
Even though my ear drums will never be the same, I do like Solange's "cramped in the basement" moves. These are the moves she pulls when she's wiggling through the air ducts to escape the basement.
And since we're on the subject of Sasha Fierce's fuckery, here's a bonus clip of an all-stars Single Ladies tribute starring Cubby, Arianna and those three BBWs on THE LOOK AT ME, I"M TY TY BANKS SHOW last week. Ty Ty obviously couldn't afford Shane Mercado's services.
Thanks Eli & Amiee
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And AW!~ The vid's gone! I missed Sasha's quiet cackling!:(
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Please don't hate me for loving this. I love it.
OMG, I love it so much that it made my day. But I'm not gonna ruin it by listening to them talk. O - too late. Well, it's not awful. Tyra's voice is killing me a little inside......ok, but I like the guy lots.
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
That big lady could have caused suction with her stuff and got stuck to the stage. Then what? they'd have to rock her back and forth to break the suction. parish the thought!
Finally they put a skirt on the little girl. The original video is pedophile food.
i cant see this video, why?
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Solange is the really good!!! Her CD is 100 times better than her sister. I don't know why she is so easily dismissed yet her sister keeps putting out this ridiculous shit and pple lick her clit all day long...
I love that little girl!!!
that whole shit was just dumb, boring and very disturbing. why would they give the little girl the part where beyonce is eye fucking everyone's eyeballs out with that snatch that we can all still see jay's dick print on? weird just plain weird. tyra betta get it together, if she keeps this shit up she will cancelled soon. then where will the world turn when we wanna see fat bitches live out their fantasies doing shit they should have hidden from the world and kept in their bedrooms? - oh yeah, youtube...
who is the little girl?
how did this crew get together?
the whole thing is confusing and somewhat disturbing with the small girl in the middle of the women spanking their asses and doing stripper splits
Those fatties need to dance like that about 2 hours a day, 7 days a week for about a year.
I imagine this is what hell would look like. Tyra banks and a bunch of youtube stars in one small room dancing to Beyonce. Props to big gal in the leotard doing a split though.
i sorry MK but basement babt was brillant. i love her version very well.
her version ---> A
dance moves ------> A++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
click on this link to watch her version
http://music.yahoo.com/promo-42778155-53-20090127-autoplay
I lost it when the big girl did a split and bounced a little bit.
the big girls dance better than i do. god damnit.
The solange video is not working for me.
It was shut down already.
As for the fat guy dancing, it seems he did not stuff his package with a pair of socks for TyTy's show (censorship warning?) as he did in the original YouTube video. As I suspected, he is packing nothing between his trunk legs.
Sluts just heal quicker - Sophia Petrillo
I love watching the big girls dance! Some of the best bitches I have seen at the club were in the 350+ range
Bitch, please! My boot moves are a blessing! - Slutts
sorry, that little girl cant dance for shyt
-=meow hiss purr=-
Can Obama please just pass a "No Ridiclousness" law or something?!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
all that is missing are coyotes howling in the background.
damn, I think I puked in my mouth.
Hey Clarisse, forty degree weather coming, just in time for me to finish moving in this shit.
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what the shit??
Hey! Someone call CPS! One of those fatties fall and that little girl becomes a floor stain.
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Michael K, you are a god. Big girl splits and awkward dancing complete me. I haven't laughed this hard in ages...
After watching Cubby, I never want to see a leotard again.
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
I haven't laughed so much in a long time! I would love to know what is going through their minds now that they have seen what they look like on video.
Jesus, Solange should be gagged and bound in the basement.
(Search "solange coldplay" on metacafe.com for a copy of the vid.)
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"Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here."
i didn't stick around for the big girl splits...solange must've complained because now the video has been removed...
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god those bitches are hawt.