The Face Of Pure Evil
Those eyes have seen the flames of Hell close-up! Punxsutawney Phil once again delivered us horrific news: six more weeks of freezing our ass lips off! Motherphuka! Phuck off, Phil!
I swear, Phil's groundhog hole (or wherever he comes from) probably leads directly to Satan's bed chambers. He pulled this shit last year! Can't he just lie to us? Phil can easily waddle out and keep his eyes straight. He doesn't have to look at his shadow, he can just keep his evil eyes up and straight forward. This bitch wants us all to suffer in pain!
You know, I can't say I totally blame him. Every year, he has to shuffle out, knowing that a couple of pepaws are going to grab all over his business. He's making us suffer right along with him. I mean, look at the shit he has to put up with:
By the way, over in Staten Island, Chuck the groundhog didn't see his shadow which means Spring is coming early! So, who to believe? Yeah, I think we should all roll with Chuck this year.
Happy Groundhog Day, everyone!
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what its name? so lovely
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Awww...I thinks he's cute!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Today was 80 degrees in SoCal. I'll take another 6 weeks of this shit anyday....
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 11:47pm.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 11:38pm.
He was lucky he was only bit. Another famous rodent is the beaver
That it! He's not a grounhog. Imposter. Those furry beavers all look alike! LOL
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Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 11:44pm.
clop clop clop *bang* clop clop clop
Those Amish are already on it I guess.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 11:38pm.
He was lucky he was only bit. Another famous rodent is the beaver.
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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 11:38pm.
The mayor tried to have his way with the groundhog. The groundhog was grumpy and having none of it--at least without some timely financial advice.
As others have said, in PA, groundhogs are everywhere. You don't want to know the many ways people try to eliminate them (not so easy).
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 11:32pm.
If the Mayor tossed the groundhog up in the air like the guy in the pic did, it's no wonder that he bit him.
Happy Groundhog Day!
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I heard the groundhog on Staten Island--typical new Yorker--bit Bloomberg on the finger and drew blood. Now the mayor will try to outlaw groundhogs.
wow, it looks very lovely!! where can I see it?
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he's sinister cute!!!
I bet after the cameras stopped rolling they fried up Phil and served him with biscuits and ground hog gravy.
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
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It's a stupid ugly rodent!
Not sure anyone else had posted the news about Chuck. He bit Mayor Bloomberg this morning. He has been dubbed a Terrorist Rodent who was trained.
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When it comes right down to it, is Pennsylvania good for anything else, really?
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Well I was born here for one thing.
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"the face of pure evil"
hahhaaaa!
MK, you are on FYAH!
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i believe that groundhog is being rough-housed
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Does anyone know which groundhog was right last year? Assuming they had different predictions.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 2:59pm.
When it comes right down to it, is Pennsylvania good for anything else, really?
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Well if you get that in addition to B&O, reading, and short line the rent is 200$. That's aces in my book.
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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.
aw he looks like Stains in the first picture.
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Yes,rukiddingme, I was thinking that exact thing (re hybernation) as I read this story; lol.
The little beast is hybernating and as such, he's most likely grouchy as hell upon being awakened.
They probably didn't even have the decency to bring him any coffee, either.
Poor Phil. I actually used to live close to Punxsutawney about 20 years ago, and at that time, Phil had a little hutch behind glass inside the public library in town and that's where he lived. Ground hogs are normally hibernating at this time of year, so it is quite a rude awakening for him to be dragged out of his warm hutch & dragged up to "Gobbler's Knob" in the middle of winter for the amusement of us mere humans. I'd be pissed too.
LMAO at the last picture, so wrong...
They have the Blue Chip Program for kids.
When it comes right down to it, is Pennsylvania good for anything else, really?
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Punxsutawney Phil is clearly only prognosticating for the East Coast - winter never even ARRIVED here in SF. People, the cherries trees started blooming like a week ago.
It's kinda scary.
Those eyes ... are we sure he's not related to Stains?
Fudge it!! I'm going with Chuck too!! Phil needs to retire and let the newer b!tches take over anyway :P
ETA: Sh!t!! Woodstock Willie, who predicts the weather in Chicago, also saw his shadow :(
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Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 1:48pm.
Outside of the U.S., pretty much any animal is thrown on the fire...
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Including touristas.
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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 1:48pm.
Outside of the U.S., pretty much any animal is thrown on the fire...
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Um...hello? Canadian here to dispel that myth - at least somewhat;p
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That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
My doc was in the peace corp in the phillipines and he said it was dog, squid, or go hungry...
can you imagine? I eat meat,but shit.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 1:48pm.
Outside of the U.S., pretty much any animal is thrown on the fire...
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Well, CTH, IN THIS ECONOMY... j/k
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Eh, isn't it always 6 more weeks of winter? And how do they know HE sees his shadow? Aren't the retards pawing all over him the ones that see his shadow?
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Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:05pm.
THERE IS ONLY ONE FUCKING FULL PROOF GODDAMN CURE FOR THE BLUES. A FULL SIZED BOTTLE OF SMIFNOFF AND A TENDER FUCKING GODDAMN ROAST BEEF.
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Why is everything double posting??
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I got a day named after me, February 2.
That's the day that I decide what the weather's gonna do.
Mrs G.,
Cuy is Guinea pig in Peru. They raise them in herds for meat.
Outside of the U.S., pretty much any animal is thrown on the fire...
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I got a day named after me, February 2.
That's the day that I decide what the weather's gonna do.
I am sure there are some people who still enjoy eating groundhog. My Mom said that my great grandfather loved them. A hundred years ago most critters were fair game, pardon the pun. I am not sure why groundhogs fell out of fashion while rabbits and squirrels can still be found frying in cast-iron skillets. I stick with the moo-moos, piggies and cluckers myself.
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Hahahahahahahahaha, you kill me Michael K. KILL ME!!!
Yes, that is the face of pure evil! To hell with Darth Cheney, Phil is the Dark One. Beautiful day in NYC, just waiting for a big storm tomorrow.
Ugh. F U, Phil! *LOL*
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Yes,,, I love retarded traditions, they are so damn entretaining.
I dont get the significance of groundhog day....
My bf's fam eat Cuy which is like guinea pig...so gross
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"Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 1:32pm."
nuh uhhh we eat roadkill. ;) and squirrel
(reminds me that I saw a dead cat on the road this mornin...:(((
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That second pic should be nominated for the Photoshop awards. The hand is seriously effed up. BTW, Phil lives in the Punxy library during his "off" time.
Submitted by dustbunny on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 1:27pm.
I think they need to rethink how they get Phil to participate in these annual events. Maybe if they didn't yank a hibernating animal out of his warm sleeping hole with cameras flashing, he might not want to run for his life back in??? Think of the bone chilling air hitting his ass in that picture.
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Yes. They should only use hungry hibernating bears from now on. And bitch, your porridge better be JUUUST right.
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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.
Gobbler's Knob!!
HAW HAW HAW HAW!!!!
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
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my step daughter's mom lives on pearl road by twentyfifth and he eats squirrels. she has chickens.
yes, she has chickens in cleve. they put the hill in hill billy.
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"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
that guy has some kind of "im so evil im gonna tie you to the train tracks" look, can we really trust him?
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I got a day named after me, February 2.
That's the day that I decide what the weather's gonna do.