Monday, February 2nd 2009

Open Post: Hosted By Whitney Houston

Whitney Houston and Bobby Kris have flow in to host this open post for you. Yeah, so you might want to stick the crack pipes underneath the sofa for now. You can bring them back out during the next open post.

And Whitney isn't flashing the peace sign. To her, that's the "crack is whack" sign. Or maybe the "Got a doody double? My two fingers can help!" sign? Probably the latter.

Posted by: Michael K


sammyspring's picture

It is wrong for a man have a rich woman or a woman have a wealthy man?

It is an absolutely extramarital relationship. but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.

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sammyspring's picture

It is wrong for a man have a rich woman or a woman have a wealthy man?

It is an absolutely extramarital relationship. but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.

such as http://www.searchingmillionaire

sammyspring's picture

It is wrong for a man have a rich woman or a woman have a wealthy man?

It is an absolutely extramarital relationship. but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.

such as http://www.searchingmillionaire

sammyspring's picture

It is wrong for a man have a rich woman or a woman have a wealthy man?

It is an absolutely extramarital relationship. but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.

such as http://www.searchingmillionaire

i like her songs very much before, but now i dont

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Oh I love her yorkie!! ♥♥♥

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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008

Chirio's picture

watching True beauty. after being on hold forever. I feel like the guy "Billy" in that show is a chippendale. Like I've seen him somewhere. hmmmm.

Coma Caca!!

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islandgirl, maybe you ought to flash me again..?

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Submitted by pleaseMe on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 10:14pm.

i'm babysitting this unbelievably cute kid, who just pissed all over me. gotta love em.
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Lordy, pleaseMe--- are you STILL babysitting? I guess my tata flash didn't help.

What would Angelina do? :)

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i'm babysitting this unbelievably cute kid, who just pissed all over me. gotta love em.

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Bobbi Kristina looks really nice now. I guess you do start looking like the people you live with. She's probably glad Daddy's gone because before she was totally beat with the fugly stick.

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puppy side eye.

tharuffian's picture

night grape, im off to do my nightly kid check up phone calls

grapedrinkbaby's picture

Lazee: meant to say ass kissing...did ass kicking here earlier today...lol

grapedrinkbaby's picture

lazee: thank you...i didn't know that about new york...i don't feel quite as ignorant...i like the whole state of new york and NYC...got friends in the city and upstate...really pretty state...just beautiful...has so much character and so many characters...haha...i'll always be grateful to the NYFD for coming to help during Katrina...almost bring tears to my eyes thinking about it...when i thanked them, they said they were just paying it forward from 9/11...

alright, guys, i'm gonna go eat before i start getting any cornier and get kicked off for ass kicking!

Chirio's picture

"thank you for holding, we are busy. please hold"...wtf. busy my ass

Coma Caca!!

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I hate being on hold on the phone. arrrgh

Coma Caca!!

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Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 9:13pm.

In NYC (sodom and gomorrah to some) hard liguor can only be sold in a liquor store, and until recently liquor stores had to be closed on Sunday.

Currently beer can only be sold from local stores (liquor stores can't sell beer) and low alcohol wines can be sold in supermarkets. You have to go to the liquor store to get the good stuff.
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tharuffian's picture

back a long time ago i watched several of his movies and they are to this day sooo creative and funny and sad all at once..and the magic is, its all done without speaking.
He made social comments on things in his movies that at the time wernt dared, such as in "The Dictator" and "Modern Times"
and to think tom cruise is involved in United Artists now is just..yuck.
he was no saint mind you, he dated young girls whom he cast in his movies, married quite a few of them, but al in all, just one hell of a talent.

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grapedrinkbaby's picture

tharuff: how did you become interested in charlie chapman?

grapedrinkbaby's picture

Mike: yeah, the local city councils and county officials decided that it was a good idea to sell only hot beer in our three larger "college towns" to minimize the risk of the crazy young people driving drunk

now, you could buy and drink cold beer, liquor, and wine served in restaurants...go figure?

what resulted is that most people under 21 drove 10 miles outside the county line to drink cold beer in bars that were basically gravel parking lots in the next county...who knew it would turn out that some of those underage people would drive back home after drinking late at night on 2 lane highways????

the hot beer ordinance finally got overturned after 10 years of fighting it and many car wrecks, some fatal

To this day, some states in the Bible belt do not sell wine or liquor in grocery stores, only beer...u gotta go over to that heathen state of Lousiana to get wine in a grocery store

once more, they have actually drive-thru-daquacari stores in Lousiana

it's all very confusing but not to the better drinkers

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i love charlie chaplin movies, ive been known to stay up till 4 am to watch some on AMC..used to have the screenname theliltramp but i got too many pervs with that one . :)
chaplin was a facinating man, had such a horrible childhood, and rose to such fame and started United Artists. he'd be rollin in his grave to see what they have done to his company.

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tharuffian: i love your avie! do you like charlie chaplin?...he was such an interesting man...

i thought Robert Downey Jr. did an incredible job of playing him in that movie

What was the name of that movie?

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mike i think thats when they leave it sit out by the front door in the sun, and in some wonderful places they charge a dollar more if its been in the cooler!

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Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 8:43pm.

DeviGirl: does MO have dry counties? down here some counties don't serve any alcohol...some counties sell only beer...some counties sell only wine and liquor...and we used to have 3 counties that sold only hot beer and liquor

hot beer? literally hot?

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yeppers missouris got it goin on..my fav part is near springfield where you drive by horse and buggy amish, and they have signs that say share the road, lil kids wavin at you dressed in long black dresses. its cute!

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i bought this jimmy dean skillet thing you mix with eggs, its pretty much just hashbrowns and stuff but its not bad!

Grape- I am not sure if there are still dry counties here, but I know there used to be. I think down around Springfield, Mo, there are dry counties or towns, but that is in the heart of the Bible belt. The Assembly of God practically owns Southern Mo.

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Submitted by paris herpes on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 8:43pm.
DG & grapeddrinkbaby, I heard on theimpulsivebuy.com that the latest Jimmy Dean breakfast thing is bad.

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isn't all sausage bad? it's the combo of the parts nobody wants, right...or r u saying that it has some type of food poison ailment

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DeviGirl: does MO have dry counties? down here some counties don't serve any alcohol...some counties sell only beer...some counties sell only wine and liquor...and we used to have 3 counties that sold only hot beer and liquor

this leads to some real bo and luke duke style devilment to get all drunked up

Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 8:32pm.
Haha not a black man, lol.

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Stoney, I never thought she was black, but initially, I did think Grape was a man.Lol!

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DG & grapeddrinkbaby, I heard on theimpulsivebuy.com that the latest Jimmy Dean breakfast thing is bad.

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

Grape- I am, I am, I was on phone with my mom and had to catch up on posts. My ex would looooooooovvvvvvveeee you! He eats like a pound of sausage a day. If the drugs don't kill him, the sausage over load is bound to!

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im addicted to watching paula deen mostly cuz i suck at cooking!

Paris Herpes- The spa dinners line had really tasty sounding stuff, but vomit central. They had like Salmon with dill sauce, more fish type things with light sauces and the sauces were ghastly!
Actually I live in between two small towns- The one which is my town has 3 liquor stores and a Mobil that all sell alcohol. They have a decent variety of hard liquor, but wine isn't real popular. The owners will order you anything you want, as long as you pre-pay, so they don't get stuck with inventory they won't sell. For good wine etc, I usually will go to St.Louis and buy. It's cheaper and it is instant gratification.

grapedrinkbaby's picture

i getting the real sense that none of you are impressed that i ALMOST knew Jimmy Dean Sausage

grapedrinkbaby's picture

or was it Judd Reinhold? hell, i dunno wat i'm sayin...i need me some wine in a box

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Stoney: i thought u were Judge Reinfold from Beverly Hills Cop, Damn!

Submitted by tharuffian on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 8:21pm

KC Huh! I have a few pals in KC.
Yes, the gas stations are famous for their stock pile of Mad Dog 20/20 and Boones Farm.

grapedrinkbaby's picture

DevilG: i'm like a second degree away from knowing THE Jimmy Dean of the Jimmy Dean sausage crew

Stoney's picture

I am not James Franco, lol.

THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.

Stoney's picture

Haha not a black man, lol.

THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.

paris herpes's picture

grapeddrinkbaby, im not a furball either i just play one on TV.

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

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Submitted by paris herpes on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 8:18pm.
tharuffian, just put a stick of butter in anything that you make. that's the paula dean way. is she in any way related to jimmy dean? you know the dude who makes the sausages.
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U mentioned Jimmy Dean...wait a sec...i gotta a story to tell u guys about a brush with greatness!

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Submitted by tharuffian on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 8:24pm.
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can't relate to the kids part yet, but definitely relate to the dating the psychos part

well, you passed my test

paris herpes's picture

DG, what are lean cuisine spa dinners?

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

paris herpes's picture

DG, i can't imagine there being only one kind of wine in a liquor store. at least have some boxed wine laying around. what's it...frenzia?

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

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Stoney: i'm really not a black man...i'm a small white girl with badly died blonde hair with dark roots with gray streaks coming through...my hair looks a damn calico cat...like Devilgirl's cat avie...i couldn't justify spending 300 bucks at the salon the last several months, so i commenced with my own attempts

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ha haaaa, no, i only seem to date psychos, i have to keep what sanity i have left to annoy my kids.

paris herpes's picture

DG, glazed chicken was good as a recall, it came with a pretty good rice. damn me, i can't eat stuff like that anymore, ive been spoiled by organic crap for far too long. sigh.

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde