It's A Snow Day In London!
A shit load of snow busted all over London this morning! This is exactly what it looks like when Amy Wino sneezes. And I bet Kate Moss thought she fucking died and gone to cokey heaven. Bitch ran outside with a cut-off straw and was ready for a snort party.
Anyway, this is the heaviest snowfall London has seen in like 18 years. This shit has fucked up traffic and closed down shows. It also brought out Lily Allen in her polar bear dick bush hat for a good old-fashioned snowball fight.
You know, snowball fights are a barrel of fucking laughs when you're a willing participant. But the last time it majorly snowed in NYC, I was walking down the street trying hard not to bust my ass, when a gang of drunk whores spilled out of a bar for a snowball fight. Those fucktards starting throwing balls at anyone who walked by. My stupid ass wore the wrong shoes, so I couldn't run for it. I had to carefully dodge that shit while calling them all cunts! That made them throw bigger balls at me. It wasn't not funny! I mean, I love a big white load to the face, but not like that!
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*sigh* I totally live in the wrong latitude.
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Sigh.
I miss snow... and snowboots. and snowmen.
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I'm trying to be a nicer person so back off you nasty pie-faced cow!
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I want to steal her hat
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
This ho is growing on me. She is quite charming when she can keep her boobs in her top LOL She is pretty & has a nice smile.
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I assume that slope is not steep enough for an avalanche? Any crevasses in London? Yeti?
I hate Lily, but I think she is cute as hell.
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 5:22pm.
Well Lilly is currently number 1 in the UK charts with The Fear, so is she over? Well, clearly not. Love her. Love the fact the snow, which made London look amazing, gave us the day off because transport was fucked. And it looks like it will freeze tonight. Today was a great day to be in London and the centre looked amazing.
As for Lilly, she is not bland, she speaks her mind and her music is semi decent. I can't hate on her. She is not beige, like your average celeb (hi Ange!)
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I agree with everything you said. I wish I was across the pond right now I would love to be in London with all that snow. My sister used to live there and go to university for her nursing degree. She's back in Jamaica finishing it up but she always talks about how much she loved it there. I never got to visit while she was there which makes me want to go more than ever.
As for Lily, I love her. I especially love her because she hates that annoying bitch Katie Perry and won't stop talking about it. I hope she brings her up again soon. I love a good Catty Bitch Fight.
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Damn I miss the snow. I want to move back up north so bad...
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You should of just screamed as loud as you could "Madam Ex", I would of been there to pull some Crouching Tiger/Hidden Dragon shit on those cunts....I will protect you through out Manhattan and it's surrounding boroughs MK...just call on me.
Well Lilly is currently number 1 in the UK charts with The Fear, so is she over? Well, clearly not. Love her. Love the fact the snow, which made London look amazing, gave us the day off because transport was fucked. And it looks like it will freeze tonight. Today was a great day to be in London and the centre looked amazing.
As for Lilly, she is not bland, she speaks her mind and her music is semi decent. I can't hate on her. She is not beige, like your average celeb (hi Ange!)
She is cute. I have a like/hate thing with her. Want her coat.
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This snow has been great, got the day off work, having tomorrow off & maybe Wednesday if there's still some snow about. Haven't seen snow like it here since I was like 4. It's proper snow too, it actually stays on the ground & doesn't turn to icy, dirty slush like our normal British snow! Loving it!
"This is exactly what it looks like when Amy Wino sneezes. And I bet Kate Moss thought she fucking died and gone to cokey heaven. Bitch ran outside with a cut-off straw and was ready for a snort party."
MK! you are the best!
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Submitted by Keane on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 4:19pm.
Whimp, try living in Central Pa for one winter. Then you'll never complain about the occassional snow storm again!
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Lilly Allen - never one to let a photo opportunity pass her by. Makes up for the shite she calls her music/singing career.
And yes its thick with snow here in London town. Its not snowed here for a good 6 years I would wager and not this heavy for maybe 16-18. It was magical last night when I was all tucked up in bed and taking a winter warming bath, it was fucking irritating when I was slip-sliding my way down to the garage today to get a pint of milk. I do not own a pair of shoes with grips. Heels? Yes. Hiking boots? No. And why is it that every other fucker looks so fucking confident trudging through the snow? A 5 minute walk took me about 20 mins today and I nearly fell on my arse about 20 times. I have stocked up on food and plan not to leave my flat until the goddam stuff has thawed!
Submitted by PussyCow on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 3:06pm.
P.S. Everything's blooming in So Cal.
It's crazy! Cherry blossoms??
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Submitted by johnnysgirl on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 2:42pm.
"HEAD! PANTS! NOW!!!!!!"
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AAHAHAHAHA, nice "So I Married An Axe Murderer" reference! It's only one of my favourite movies of all time.
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Last time I was in London and it snowed 2 inches the kids got off school! It needed to snow 10 inches for us Canadian kids to get a snow day!! And we had to walk to school uphill both ways barefoot!!
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She's just adorable.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 3:06pm.
Submitted by KidL on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 3:02pm.
Am I the only one who finds this chick really annoying?
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Ugh. Irritating beyond all reason doesn't begin to cover it for me. Why is she photographed again? She was apparently a singer at some point, or some such crap...(sarcasm)
Yeah, great fun BUT some of us have to work in London and i had a day off earning nothing! Stupid cow!
Cute hat.
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"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than die with the saints" Billy Joel
MK- you've outdone yourself this time! This is some funny ass writing. LMFAO!
"I had to carefully dodge that shit while calling them all cunts! That made them throw bigger balls at me. It wasn't not funny! I mean, I love a big white load to the face, but not like that!"
I wish we had snow like that here!
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Submitted by KidL on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 3:02pm.
Am I the only one who finds this chick really annoying?
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~♥~He is just so much fun and I have the best time with him. Every single day is a way for me to see life through brand new eyes. It really is an incredible thing for me every day." Xtina on Max~♥~
P.S. Everything's blooming in So Cal. The trees that all finally lost their leaves around mid-December are now totally filled with fresh, green leaves and other trees are filled with blooms. The hills are green, green, GREEN and with the snowy mountains in the background (San Gabriel mountains and Big Bear) it's just breathtakingly beautiful. It's been in the 70's and 80's for weeks now. Snow's fun, too, though :/
"I love a big white load to the face, but not like that!"
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Submitted by KidL on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 3:02pm.
Am I the only one who finds this chick really annoying?
Yeah, it is (the rest of us hate her).
Am I the only one who finds this chick really annoying?
How rude.
Am I the only one hoping for one good snow storm in NYC before winter is over?
Lily IS totaly fun! And such a cutey.
Lily's fun. snows in Londontown? ;)
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Submitted by ocd can be good on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 2:43pm.
It's yours now! I wind blew a tarp into my yard once. After a couple weeks no one claimed it so I threw it over my paddle boat.
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 2:42pm.
"HEAD! PANTS! NOW!!!!!!"
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AAHAHAHAHA, nice "So I Married An Axe Murderer" reference! It's only one of my favourite movies of all time.
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'Cause I'm all cerebral and shit.
Snow in London is that the norm? ( not heavy of course)... yawn wake me up when it snows in Los Angeles.
Oh please, snow day shmow day, we have Mt Everest sized snow piles in the grocery store parking lot taking up VALUABLE parking spaces.
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More of that shit came down last night and the neighbour's trampoline is still in my yard from prior to Christmas when some windstorm picked the damned thing up, blew it over the fence and parked it atop my rhododendrums and compost box. Fuck winter!
"HEAD! PANTS! NOW!!!!!!"
LIly's cute, the fat on her thighs keeps her warm
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LOL me too!
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Only a moron like Lily Allen would play in the snow in fucking tights. Seriously. Why not a bikini?
I think Lily Allen is cute.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
hahahhaha, I think she is cute..... :)
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 2:35pm.
VivaMexico, with those tree trunk legs of hers, she might want to concentrate on showing off the Upper Body, if she is trying to be sexy. Her legs are her worst feature!
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wait, have you seen her face? LOL