Monday, February 2nd 2009

I Think I'm In Love

When a grown man uses the fuck word at least twice in once sentence, I'm instantly in fucking love. And that's why Christian Bale and I must be together, so that he can yell at me all day and night. Ahaha. TMZ posted the most hilarious audio of Christian busting his vocal chords on the set of Terminator: Salvation. The crazy bitch seriously loses it. Bitch pulls a Bill O'Reilly times a million! He is beating hos with his voice.

Christian's head exploded and the caca hit the fan when the director of photography accidentally walked into the scene to check the light. Or as Christian puts it, "Then why the fuck are you walking right through like 'adadadaaa,' like this in the background." HA! The take was ruined and Christian blew the fuck up. He straight up ripped the dude a new asshole and then fucked that shit without lube!

Christian threatened to quit that bitch if the dude wasn't fired. The tape was sent to the insurance company by producers in case Christian dropped out of the movie.

Christian's supreme douchebaggery has top billing on this audio tape, but the DP steals the damn show. He sounds like a wee little chihuahua of a man who is cowering under Christian. I can imagine the sweat waterfall pouring off his forehead. Especially when he answers, "Um...I was looking at the light." He's kind of adorable.

Click here to listen to the whole thing. It's a little NSFWish.

Honestly, this shit will make you want to take a hit from your bong and blow it towards Christian, so he can chill the eff out.

That said, movie making sounds fun!

Posted by: Michael K


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OMFG if you think
Christian is crazy, check out Stewart!

http://www.blahgirls.com/video/stewarts-hot-minute-10-christian-bale-phe...

Frybread's picture

Yeah, I bet CB looked really hot with a red face and spittle flying out of his mouth while he threatened to kick the DP's "fucking" ass. Real winner.

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I don't care... he may be a dick, but a damn sexy one. And that hint of his British accent while he was losing his shit? ******moist panties*****

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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 7:19pm.
Paragraphs! Yay, Keane!

hahahaha. Newspaper paragraphs

would be even better

and easier to read.

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I finally listened to this and caught myself undressing and assuming the position. I'm not the only one down here, am I? Yeah, probably not. But seriously, this didn't bother me.

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Paragraphs! Yay, Keane!

♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD

Cookiepuss - I've not bothered to read through all these posts and haven't read the things you said of which Typhoid Mary speaks. What I said was not hilarious it was an accurate assessment of the way you were adressing someone else who works in the industry and knows as much about it all as you do. I wasn't asking anyone, particularly you a question, I was giving my view of the culture of bullying and insecurity in the television and film industry and my sympathy for the way this man was being publicly humiliated in front of the rest of the crew by an actor for fuck's sake, someone who wouldn't be capable of making a film if his life depended on it. There were so many inaccuracies and untruths concerning what people were assuming and saying about the "light guy" on the film that I had to keep stepping in.

You have to understand that not all sections of the industry are the same and what goes down in commercials (was it?) may not be the same as the protocol in tv drama, factual, you name it. I personally have a huge amount of sympathy for the guy in that tape as I've seen many a hard-working, hard-up professional - both low down in the pecking order and near the top - bullied, abused and threatened by the people wielding the power, be that execs, company heads or the so-called "talent". It wouldn't be accepted in any other industry and I don't see why people in the film world should have to put up with it. And I personally have never known anyone to take a production company to court to sue for unfair dismissal, constructive dismissal, harrassment, whatever. In theory they could do it and they may well win a small settlement but they would be blacklisted in the industry and would NEVER work again. That's how the Brit industry works, everyone knows everyone, its a very small, claustrophobic world. And you've got to have thick-skin and be utterly driven to survive.

As I said, I wasn't meaning any offense to you personally by what I said but you have to accept that you're not the only person with experience working in the industry posting here and your view of what is right and wrong as a Producer may not be the same as someone else's. In my role in the industry I tend to spend most of my time hiding from the monstrous egos of the Director/Cameraman/Exec/Production Manager etc who all think their way is the only way and nobody else knows shit. I was getting a little vibe of this from you that's all.

And as for Bale, well we all know he's far from the only Hollywood dick to pull this shit. Friends of mine edited the film American History X which if you are familiar with the story ended up being re-edited by Norton himself so he could beef his part up to get a best actor oscar nod. The Director took his name off the project in protest as did my friends with him. Turns out the end result was hardly any different to their work anyway so it was all total ego-clash nonsense. Anyway, just goes to show that no matter how high you climb you still have to deal with this shit so I for one am happy to be out of it for the timebeing. Peace out to all production staff!

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Submitted by cookiepuss on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 5:39pm.
NOTHING can save you if someone hates your guts and works hard to ruin your reputation. I think that's true everywhere. Your only defense is working hard and doing a great job. Even so, there are assholes in the world and production is not the only business to have dicks roaming free
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Trudat. Sometimes dicks roam free EVERYWHERE! In the grocery store, on the subway...EVEN on the internet! It's not always a question of who's FAULT it is - but how you carry yourself through that shit.

PS. *smooches* at snowpiece:)

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Thanks, initiatedsean441. It's nice to know that I'm not the only one speaking the language of the sane.

Typhoid, sarcasm rarely comes through in print. It's just not a good sarcasm medium. I don't even know what lines you meant to be sarcastic. Don't bother explaining which ones. It doesn't matter. Let's just agree to disagree.

That is all.

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well hey Cookie...do note that some are simply contrarian & hate for the sake of hating...it would seem our acquaintance is getting obsessive/compulsive & escalating to the point of hysteria...thx for the call out...

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cookiepuss

I had to use reverse psychology and some of you STILL don't get it.)

Why do you have a problem with the sarcastic sometimes offensive way I talk to other posters but you have NO PROBLEM with Christian Bale acting 100 times worse?

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& Davania, ditto for you as well dahlink...thx for the E! quote from the assistant director;perspective & an objective, well informed & knowing trade opinion totally clarify....

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TYPHOID MARY,I just jumped back in because I noticed another almost full day of you jumping all over other posters and becoming increasingly hysterical over what is just a blip of bad behavior. They have opinions. Some of them even think Bale is funny. I don't agree. I really don't.

You are becoming unhinged and I meant it when I said you should take a step back and get some perspective. Even the people who said "what a douche!" and "fuck that spoiled brat!" never raised their intensity to the level you have.

It's not even fun to argue with you anymore because I'm starting to worry that you might have an aneurysm there at your computer and none of us would even know it. All brought on by the BALE-iwick. BREATHE! He's not yelling at YOU, and neither am I.

That is all.

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cookiepuss...luv ya baybaaa...xo...thank gawd for sobering, outside the box perspective....

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Hey, Keane, I meant to give you a real answer to your real question. I did not mean to insult. DP's are covered under the Director's Guild which is a pretty powerful union. They make sure that people get paid and are treated with the same fair labor practices as the rest of us. There's a lot more that they do that make it pretty important if not critical to be a member if you want to keep working.

No union, though, can keep you from getting yelled at if that's what is on tap for the day. NOTHING can save you if someone hates your guts and works hard to ruin your reputation. I think that's true everywhere. Your only defense is working hard and doing a great job. Even so, there are assholes in the world and production is not the only business to have dicks roaming free.

Earlier in my career, I got screamed at and mistreated, sexually harassed and stiffed on my petty cash outlay. And this was on low budget indies!! There was nothing I could do but bite back my own tirade, choke back my tears and get through the job and vow NEVER to treat crew or co-workers that way when I got a bigger chair. And I never have. You may not like what I have to say here (I have no patience for hysterics) but you would LOVE me on set. I'm a sweetheart.

By the way, this is hilarious "Sorry but you're just coming across as one of the many arrogant, egotistical, know-it-all tossers that I come across too often in this trade. No offence meant."

None taken.

About that arrogant attitude, I only addressed you and Typhoid Mary, I thought. I was happy to thump TM on the hear about the nonsense in post after post, each one becoming more and more hysterical. And although I had a different opinion than you, I don't think you can take much issue with what I said. I have major issues and attitude about the crazy-train that is Typhoid Mary. She (he? Don't know) is comparing this Bale rant to Aushwitz, rape/murder and now OJ and Michael Jackson??? I have no idea what that's about and yeah, I jumped right up on my high horse because that, coupled with big pronouncements about how the business works, just makes me cranky.

That is all.

Wow, what a piece of shit. Who hires these types of people? Drug addict, asshole, whatever excuse, I wish the studios wouldn't hire garbage like this.

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OMG cookiepuss I can't believe you still want to talk about this. Give up already LOL. You need SERIOUS HELP!

This Christian Bale Tirade is just as sadistic as THOSE EXAMPLES of AUDIO that I gave. Granted no one has been murdered by Mr. Bale that we know of anyway, but need I compare OJ and Michael Jackson? Again he verbally assualted his own mother like this. I think it is decadent and sick to use THIS audio as a ringtone for one's personal pleasure entertainment. I said and I stand by it, now give it a rest dear or don't complain that I have to still come here and defend my opinions.

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Why do you have a problem with the sarcastic sometimes offensive way I talk to other posters but you have NO PROBLEM with Christian Bale acting 100 times worse? (I had to use reverse psychology and some of you STILL don't get it.)

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And Cookiepuss - reading back over your comment addressed to me, I'm assuming you work in the states as the union in the UK has never done shit for me or anyone else I know in the industry to prevent them from being bullied, exploited or fired unfairly. I actually have no idea what it is supposed to do for anyone at all. Maybe it does more for cameramen, sound technicians etc to make sure they get a fair wage and so on, rather than the Research/Producer side, who knows? In the UK people live and die on their reputation, no-one has any rights and if enough people take a dislike to you your career can be toast or you can struggle to stay in work enough to get through the year.

I appreciate that you work in production yourself but that does not make you an authority on all things production-wise worldwide, and I really don't like the arrogant tone with which you're dictating to other people who also work in the industry posting on this site. We all work in the same business but by the sounds of it in different fields and different countries so we will undoubtedly have different experiences. So please use your Producer's good judgement and allow people to have their say without sounding like you are the all-knowing god of the film industry. Sorry but you're just coming across as one of the many arrogant, egotistical, know-it-all tossers that I come across too often in this trade. No offence meant.

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Isn't he British? He doesn't sound like it in the clip.

I don't think I've ever gotten that pissed about something that could have taken ten seconds to discuss with the dude and drop. Damn.

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we need more honest men like Christian Bale, maybe in politics. he's wasting his talent in movies, really. i would have kicked that bumbass's ass if he messed up my scene. or at the least thrown up on him.

Hey wow thia thread went crazy. Just to weigh in with my two cents I would just like to say that this behaviour is by no means confined to egotistical movie stars on big budget movies, it happens all the time in the tv and film industry, on productions big and small, utterly dire digital crap that no-one will ever see and prime time top-rated shows. You would not believe the number of people who have egos in the tv industry: small-time directors, small-time cameramen, I have even had to deal with an arrogant, difficult runner and wait for it, I repeat wait for it, an arrogant, difficult work experience boy!!!!! I really am not joking, I nearly had to sack him from his non-job. Some people's attitudes really are unbelievable!

Anyway what I'm trying to say is Bale's bullying outburst is by no means remarkable and there is and always has been an accepted culture of bullying within these industries. People get what they want from people through threats not encouragement, believe me I've had a lot of them. The problem for this man is if he talked back to Bale or walked away he not only would have been fired, his reputation would have been possibly iredeemably damaged in the industry. When I have been bullied by people and wanted to quit the job I have been advised not to as it would look bad on me being the junior position. I have also had someone who took a dislike to me for no reason at all as a runner prevent me from getting another, crucial job. I could of murdered her. My point is that this man had no other option but to stand there and take Bale's abuse and Bale knew it, that's what bullies do, pick on someone they know can't fight back. It goes on all the time and it is one of the many things I hate about the industry. And for this reason I think Bale (and I'm sure a lot of other "stars" too) is an utter cunt.

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I remember some quote from Christian Bale saying something like, "If everyone knew what a jerk I really am, no one would like me." I figured it was just self-deprication.

Maybe not. At least he knows it.

Zappy's picture

I'm tellin' you, he has that Ted Bundy violent psycho thing going on..

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OMG seriously? chill the FUCK out
and leave angel the FUCK alone or I'll FUCK U UP!
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Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 2:21pm.

That was an Epic rant! I would have been scared shitless if I was on the receiving end of Christian's tirade.
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That was an Epic rant! I would have been scared shitless if I was on the receiving end of Christian's tirade.

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OMG, Typhoid Mary, you are not still at it!! Why the excessive anger? You weren't there, so I can't understand why you are taking this so personally.

And was this a delusion, or did you actually compare Bale's rant to Auschwitz and the Homolka murders?? Really?? If those comparisons seem accurate to you, then you have much bigger problems than a few annoying posters on a discussion board. You need HELP. If you really do think that shouting down a co-worker is on par with mass murder and the rape/murder of your sister, then maybe that explains why you are, for the second day, flipping out on people here.

You are blowing this so WAY out of proportion. No one was hurt. Take a step BACK and get some perspective. Really.

That is all.

As far as what happended with his mom and sister, is it possible they both are mootches? Didn't the sister ask him for a large sum of money? Maybe he is tired of giving them handouts?

Even if the Director of Photog was kind of an idiot, there is no reason to go off like this for 4 minutes. Dude has some serious anger management problems. I can think of worthy causes of a 4 minute rant F-ridden rant but this is not one of them.

Something to the nature of "dude, that is the second fucking time you have walked into a scene. what the hell is the problem here" would have sufficed.

C-bale is an asshole for this.

Youri's picture

I was one of the people that didn't believe that he attacked his mother and sister because he just didn't seem like that type of guy. I guess I was wrong. What an asshole!!!

I would've punched him in the face. I rather be without a job than working with people like that.

gia's picture

WTFOMGLOL, he has a little daughter & a wife...
This isnt the first time he has freaked out & I am sure it wont be the last. God help the next person who fucks up around him. Everyone gets angry now & then, but he was working, so he could have kept it more professional. A better option would have been to take the guy aside & ream him out like that in private.

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LOL!@Typhoid!

You have a nice day now, y'hear? =)

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:)

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angel_i
Don't tell me you wrote the exact same opinion then turn around and argue the opposite. There was adults but Christian Bale was not one of them HE WOULD HAVE YELLED NO MATTER WHAT THE DP DID Walk away ect,. doesn't matter. You said you agreed end of discussion.

I have read all the post, including yours dear. I nolonger will read anything you write because I refuse to give you the attention you so desprately whine for. And no I am not going to re-read your post just because you repost them.

No matter how many times you repost the same opinion my answer will still be the same YOU just want to blame the DP. No need to further discuss with you, just re-read your own post for me and pretend your having a meaningful dialogue.

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"Maybe Typhoid Mary is Christian Bale...
Same unreasonable anger."

Now everyone will want to fuck my hot ass!
We can download my angry rants towards you on our ringtones and all have a big horny laugh at your expense.

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Maybe Typhoid Mary is Christian Bale...
Same unreasonable anger.

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Submitted by Typhoid Mary on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 9:39am.

You are faulting the DP for NOT walking away is what I am reading.
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And to correct your estimation of what few words you're willing to read...

There are two adults in this situation. Each adult has choices, REGARDLESS of their post. It would have been easy enuff for the DP, being of far sounder mind, APPARENTLY, at the moment to shake it off. Say sorry and move along. But he chose to argue his point. That's all I'm sayin'

Just because one person acts one way doesn't mean there's only one way to respond. For instance, as I said earlier: I would have quit. Because any place where people can get away with behaving in that way (missteps aside - as I said, people fuck up - that's ok by me but NOT if fucking up is considered acceptable MO) is not a place I want to be hanging around.

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ATTN TYPHOID MARY:

"Hi, Vany!
Fair enuff - but, I kinda mean...mentally walk away. That's what I do when hotheads explode. It's like: Ok, obviously he's gone mad. There's no talking to the man...just get past it. It's like, trying to explain yourself is just adding fuel to the fire at the point. You say: I'm sorry, it was totally my fault - it won't happen again. And then you go over his head;p"

(I thought you might need that title since it is SO MUCH WORK to read anything that's not addressed directly to you)

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That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD

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DQ!
Bunny! I must have missed that! I ducked out when it got too vicious up in here...

The Sharpei is all yours as long as I can call ever so often and have him yell at me! SHUT IT DOWN!

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Ctrl P Print! Ctrl P Print!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6C_HjWr3Nk

LOL at some of the hysterical replies. Dude yelled at some other guy, big fucking deal. Some of you are acting like he killed your grannies.

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♥♥♥CLARISSE!♥♥♥ Did you ever get back to me on letting me have Gordo 24/7 since so many are jumping off the CB bandwagon? I need to plan, woman!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

It was 6 months ago people! Clearly the guy was an over-reacting jerk, but if they hadn't had kissed and made up we would have heard about it by now.

Anyway, around the same time CB is quoted as saying:

"Everyone loses their shit on occasions, don’t they? Like, ‘Oh God, what demon possessed me to do that?' My wife gets to live with a variety of men. Some of them she likes, some of them she doesn’t. There are ones people like and others that they say, ‘Man we’re glad you’re finished with that project. You were an asshole’.”

So at least he knows he was an asshole!

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Typhoid Mary,
As the resident Bale-loon, I don't find the tirade hot. Just a frustrated actor that probably takes himself a bit too seriously. Then again, unless Bale kills a puppy or beats an old lady, he gets a pass from me.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6C_HjWr3Nk

The Mae Shi wrote a song about Christian Bale's Terminator Salvation freakout!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oFjz6JfACk

Typhoid Mary's picture

lol Clarisse :) I'm bored, I need a life, AGREED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This one really hits home, though.
Not even so much that he went off, but the fact that people think it is sexy and funny, is what makes me stay at it, lol.

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KD's picture

Seriously, man. Go smoke a bowl or let's all go back to bed, or something.

Typhoid Mary's picture

This is what you said angel_i

"The DP was calm and polite, that's true. But he did NOT walk away and shut the fuck up. Easy peasy, no?"

You are faulting the DP for NOT walking away is what I am reading.

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