Hot Slut Of The Week: Aramis Fuster
Birthday: October 1954
Age: 54 (but she claims she's 688 years-old)
Birth Name: Maria Antonia Perez Sanchez
Original Date of HS of the Day: January 25, 2009
Claim to Fame: Aramis is a low-budget Spanish TV star who made headlines after claiming she screwed James Hewitt in the back of an SUV on a beach. Aramis also claims she's the world's only true witchy poo poo who has lived 7 lives and knows the cure for AIDS.
Where is she now? Most likely cleaning up the mirror she broke after looking at it. It broke because it was afraid of her intense witch powers!
Why is he HS of the Week? We here at Dlisted have a special place in our black souls for delusional bitches with faces like Jocelyn Wildenstein's twatty lips. We especially love it when said delusional bitches have eyebrows that can make a Sharpie weep.
And let's all celebrate Aramis' natural beauty by watching this photo montage of her:
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And... in case you haven't noticed Aramis is responsible for butchering the song in the video.
It is wrong for a man have a rich woman or a woman have a wealthy man?
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship. but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as http://www.searchingmillionaire
It is wrong for a man have a rich woman or a woman have a wealthy man?
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship. but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as http://www.searchingmillionaire
It is wrong for a man have a rich woman or a woman have a wealthy man?
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship. but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as http://www.searchingmillionaire
It is wrong for a man have a rich woman or a woman have a wealthy man?
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship. but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as http://www.searchingmillionaire
She looka lika a man.
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this dog is crazy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B72fbXDQ7Lg
i just want to say she is very beautiful before, but terrible currently. she dosent know how to take care of herself.
PS: I found a great site ^^^^^^^celebmingle com^^^^^^^ It ’s where you can post your job advertisement and have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! I thought everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 10:21pm.
**Curtsying to Socky for BRILLIANT win**
You are the Queen!
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*standing on top of hamper* *bowing*
Thank you! *throwing pretentious & slutty kisses* Thank You!
ON T: I never thought fishnet could be used in such a hideous manner.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
She has the fake tits of a 29 year old and dresses like it's Halloween every day.
Meh, I should shut up as that will probably be me acting like that in 5 years.
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I'm a bilingual illiterate...I can't read in 2 languages. - Pet Shop Boys
**Curtsying to Socky for BRILLIANT win**
You are the Queen!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/08
deb, that's a really good way of looking at it. i just wanted this sandwich i made and then i was staring at tori for a minute or two and then i felt like shit.
Funny, the Tori picture makes me feel GREAT about myself...and my chins!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/08
She looks like Amy Poehlers tranny brother Tad Poehler.
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sock monkey, that pic of tori makes me feel really bad. really.
Yeah...Tori covers the fug with a whole lot of paint. Kinda looks like Fuster......
http://bittenandbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/tori-spelling-witho...
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 9:54pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 9:40pm.
But you know what I say about Tori. Atleast that bitch PAINT the fug, and don't normally give us bare nekkid fug...Now, I know she's come close or done that shit on her reality show, and I ain't making no excuses for that, cuz they just ain't no excuses for public display of bare nekkid fug, but I give credit where credit is due. Tori the Hut paints the fug....
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Ha! Ha! *handing TL a HUGE bag of catnip with a side order of leg of zoo keeper*
I gotta say...the nekkid is (as James Haven would say) NASTY!!
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SWEET! Leg of zoo keeper stew! *tying on tiger apron*....shoo! shoo! I'll call you all when the stew's ready...What? What? What do you mean "don't bother???" Pssht...you whores wouldn't know good food if it kicked you in the ass...get it? Leg...kick...hehehe...Tiger made a funny....*rolling catnip joint*....*inhaling sweet, sweet...*
EEEEEEEEEEEEK! Sweet Jebus! Ok, kids, never nip and and peek at the Hot Slut of the Week....It's like her eyebrows are comin' atcha!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by girl_cheese on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 9:48pm.
Tiger's right. The fug level of Tori the Hut could be off the charts, but she does what she can and it keeps the cosmetic companies, quite a few of them, in business.
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And we should be grateful...snarky, but grateful...Tater Head has a thing or two to learn from Tori the Hut....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 9:40pm.
But you know what I say about Tori. Atleast that bitch PAINT the fug, and don't normally give us bare nekkid fug...Now, I know she's come close or done that shit on her reality show, and I ain't making no excuses for that, cuz they just ain't no excuses for public display of bare nekkid fug, but I give credit where credit is due. Tori the Hut paints the fug....
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Ha! Ha! *handing TL a HUGE bag of catnip with a side order of leg of zoo keeper*
I gotta say...the nekkid is (as James Haven would say) NASTY!!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Tiger's right. The fug level of Tori the Hut could be off the charts, but she does what she can and it keeps the cosmetic companies, quite a few of them, in business.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 9:36pm.
We're talking Tori Spelling ugly.
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But you know what I say about Tori. Atleast that bitch PAINT the fug, and don't normally give us bare nekkid fug...Now, I know she's come close or done that shit on her reality show, and I ain't making no excuses for that, cuz they just ain't no excuses for public display of bare nekkid fug, but I give credit where credit is due. Tori the Hut paints the fug....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
We're talking Tori Spelling ugly.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
I am a gorgeous girl, like dancing,hiking,making friends and sometime camping. Welcome to view my photo under the name "candice544" on www.BlackWhiteKiss.com where many black or white singles seeking love online.
What's with that weeping eye thing going on?
Um. Nice 'fro....?
♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Damn you MK, now I dont know what to choose as my new avie with this esplosiones de gorgeousness y emociones!
She doesn't even make a pretty tranny. What's with the Bozo the Clown 'fro?
I am sure that someone has made a mention of this, but... What is up with the 2nd photo around the 7 sec. mark? Why is that negative in there?
"Get so dark but I see good, Bed-Stuy stay high in my neck of the woods..." J/Santogold (BK we go hard!)
I had a dream I had sexy times with Jack Nicholson last night and I woke up concerned about my mental health. Oh, and I agree with Nanners. It's really disrespectful to say you have the cure for AIDS.
Oh GOD!
I just ate grilled chicken and a baked potato cut up with steak sauce all mixed up in a huge pile, and it looked exactly like this chicks face. Thanks MK!
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Dick happens! - MK
she gives me the creeps!
Nice Carrot-Top wig she's got there and how come every picture was taken in her living room? She does look like she used to be a dude...
And the AIDS thing is too much, I agree.
I feel like I needto take a long bath in Lysol after seeing that.
I agree with letinstar, dude looks (almost nothing) like a lady.
Some of those pics look like he was still back in his wild tranny days, before his final surgery made him the beautiful hot slut that he is today.
Can't be much of a witch if she thinks she's the only one.
Me thinks someone likes to take pictures of herself. I particularly like the Bozo the Clown red wig pics. It's painfully obvious this woman needs to get a new hobby.
She looks like Amy Poehler after her pimp beat her up for smoking his crack....Crack Poehler.
i'm not so much seeing this thing as hot slut material...yuck!...i feel dirty just from looking at her picture...she is gross...turns my sotmach
Submitted by Nanners on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 4:28pm.
You know, say whatever bullshit you like about yourself but don't say you have a cure for AIDS. That's just disrespectful.
Indeed, Nanners!
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My man's place is in the kitchen!
Indeed, Nanners!
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"Dude, quit harshing my mellow!"
Submitted by Perezs Nemesis on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 4:43pm.
OMG hahaha she looks like a trannied up version of Belinda Metz ... that hactress who played Irene on So Weird.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0582671/
Ahh, I loved that show!
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You know, maybe if you ate more comfort food, you wouldn't have to go around shooting people.
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At first I thought she got hit with the ugly stick, but on second thought, they used her to make the ugly stick. Tan feyo!
Did this come from an Adult FriendFinder profile? I threw up in my mouth (just a few droplets)while watching this.
She looks like one of Jabba the Hut's keepers actually. EW...nasty lookin and all!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
OMG hahaha she looks like a trannied up version of Belinda Metz ... that hactress who played Irene on So Weird.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0582671/
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"I'm bluffin with my muffin."
this creature was born with a dick, yes?
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
I wonder if she can cure Jessica Simpson's fat ass?
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I just keep wondering what her real hair looks like. I lack the ability to "suspend my disbelief" where wigs are concerned ( I know, no fun. But I can't help it).
Oh, and EW
I love that song...
The cure for AIDS is showing her picture to young children. They'll lose the will to fuck for life.
“I ejaculate boiling venom, so I’d need to wear like fifty condoms.”
That very first photo of her in the video was actually okay. Everything else, yipes.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
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