Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
This D list male singer with A list name recognition always says how much he loves his celebutante girlfriend in public. I bet he does considering how she lets him sleep with as many other women as he wants. She considers it the price for staying in the public eye as much as she can. (CDAN)
Nick Lachey and Vanessa Manilafolders? I'd give Nick one more night (uno noche). Actually, I'd rather see him bump chichis with Jesse Metcalfe.
Which heartthrob actor keeps turning up drunk to the set of his TV medical drama? (Gatecrasher)
Justin Chambers as Dr. McDrunky?
Which actress is about to become the target of a family intervention? This one is a mess. Almost everyone around her agrees that she is out of control with the drinking and drugging and self-harming and needs to go to rehab. What’s holding her up? Her terminal insecurity about her current volatile relationship. She is so completely co-dependent that her Significant Other can’t even go to work without the actress tagging along. However, lest you blame our actress, you should know that the SO clearly understands that their own finances are dependent on continuing the relationship. Little does the SO know, though, that the actress’s family is planning an intervention to cut out the SO and force the actress into rehab. The family has had several conversations with the family of a famous poptart to work through the financial and legal and practical details of how to obtain a conservatorship. Everything will go down before summer. (Blind Gossip)
Take a lighter. Hold it near your crotch. Light it. There! You have my guess!
This C list actor from a fairly hit television drama/action show met this C list genetically blessed actress and the C list actress is now pregnant. What makes this exciting and interesting is the fact that our C list actress' dad already threw the actor out of the house once when he caught the couple in bed together. So, yeah, she still lives at home. Not underage or anything. Just lives at home. (CDAN)
I have nooooooooooo clue. I would guess Milo VentiFrapp and Hayden Pantyparty, but the only bitch that thinks she's "genetically blessed" is the Travelocity gnome.
Four divas, all popular and famous in their own right. During the recent recording of a charity single, all of the performers - including Diva A and Diva B - shared dressing rooms with at least several other performers. However, Diva C and Diva D - who are both under the age of thirty - each demanded their own private dressing rooms decked out with lots of treats for them and their considerable entourages. Diva A and Diva B stepped in to talk directly to the younger Divas and to encourage them to be team players and tone down their demands. Unfortunately, their advice was met with arguing from Diva C and eyerolls from Diva D. (Blind Gossip)
A: Betty White Or Faith Hill?
B: Bea Arthur Or Mary J. Blige?
C: Estelle Getty (from heaven) Or Alicia Keys?
D: Rue McClanahan Or Beyonce?
E: YO MAMA!
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Speaking of John Stamos as the medical drama suspect, does anyone know why his marriage to Romaine Lettuce imploded? She's gone on happily, while he seems to be stuck, at least emotionally.
Could be. But there have been rumors circulating in the entertainment industry for years that Stamos is strictly dickly.
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I use to think Stamos was gay too, because he is just so beautiful. Yet Ted Casablanca has done numerous blind items on Stamos' threesomes with Romain Lettuce and his sexual exploits. Even way back in his Blackie days, Stamos was all over the women and visa versa. Rumor has it, Stamos likes girl on girl action and Romain Lettuce had a few lesbian flings as a model that continued through their marriage with a lot of drinking and Stamos watching. Not the ingredients for a lasting marriage I would say. Casablanca likes Stamos a lot and put the blame on Romain Lettuce's doorstep, as do most of the people who knew the couple. This would all fit in with Jerry O'Connell being into men and his brother Charlie. That was a famous Blind Item by Ted C. What better than to have two gays beard for each other?
Everyone said Stamos wanted to settle down and have kids, but Romain Lettuce thought her career was more important. Remember, when they were together she was Mystique in "X-men" and actually thought she had a film career, which has fizzled since then. No one on "Ugly Betty" misses her either. Stamos and Becky really broke up back in 2002, but did not officially separate until 2004. Stamos confessed to that on Howard Stern. Romain Lettuce is very much the celebwhore and even tried to sell her wedding pics to the rags, but no one wanted them. TMZ reported that. Stamos maybe C list, but he has never been that big of an idiot. Becky has no other options, but two have the new fashionable twins.
I don't think Stamos has gotten over Becky Romain Lettuce.
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 6:48pm.
#1- Frank Sinatra and that slut Dakota
*chuckle*
Poor HoHan she just needs some peen, coke and vodka; no rush on the rehab white oprah take your time grooming that other daughter for porn.
The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over. Hunter S. Thompson
Submitted by Madam Pince on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 10:27pm.
Speaking of John Stamos as the medical drama suspect, does anyone know why his marriage to Romaine Lettuce imploded? She's gone on happily, while he seems to be stuck, at least emotionally.
Could be. But there have been rumors circulating in the entertainment industry for years that Stamos is strictly dickly.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
#2 could be House ? Hugh Laurie ? He's a Brit, so maybe he's accustomed to being drunk... :-)
Submitted by Madam Pince on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 10:27pm.
Speaking of John Stamos as the medical drama suspect, does anyone know why his marriage to Romaine Lettuce imploded? She's gone on happily, while he seems to be stuck, at least emotionally.
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She wanted kids, he was not sure he wanted them and/or wanted them right away....biological clock a'tickin'.... same story, different day. ____________________________________________
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It is wrong for a man have a rich woman or a woman have a wealthy man?
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship. but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
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It is wrong for a man have a rich woman or a woman have a wealthy man?
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship. but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as http://www.searchingmillionaire
I thought it was jessica alba...she's smokin' without
a bong ;p
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
Am I the only one who thinks that pic of Lachey and Vanessa is disturbing. Looks as though if the picture would have been taken 5 minutes later, she would have been sucking on his dick.
Oh shit, Orange Oprah is in talks with Daddy Spears over a conservatorship??? Look out! Oh, and you know you have been reading Dlisted too long when you read MK's descrip of Firecrotch Blowhan and immediately know who he's talking about...then 10 seconds later you realize he was making a joke! Dlisted speak is simply awesome:)
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Submitted by Madam Pince on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 10:27pm.
Speaking of John Stamos as the medical drama suspect, does anyone know why his marriage to Romaine Lettuce imploded? She's gone on happily, while he seems to be stuck, at least emotionally.
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The rumors I heard were he wanted a family and she claimed she wasn't ready. Which would explain why he might be depressed she started a family with another guy.
You are my favorite!! so sexy! but who is that girl?
Just saw you on milllionaire personals site........celebmingle com..........last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship you are looking for on that site.
Speaking of John Stamos as the medical drama suspect, does anyone know why his marriage to Romaine Lettuce imploded? She's gone on happily, while he seems to be stuck, at least emotionally.
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"Oh shit. Your throat just jumped out and ran the fuck away, didn't it? Go take a net to that shit. Your social life will tank without your throat. We'll wait for you."
"Submitted by HellaciousB on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 8:38pm.
MP & DG,
I read that her 750 hours of community service consisted of hosting a benefit, which means she didn't life a finger. I bet if the shoe were on the other foot, poor Jorge would be in San Quentin counting his days."
You know it! And I'll bet her lawyer tried to argue that a little Hispanic boy's life didn't have a lot of value. Plus the fact she went around the cars that had stopped ... GGAAAAAH! She is a murdering bitch!
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"Oh shit. Your throat just jumped out and ran the fuck away, didn't it? Go take a net to that shit. Your social life will tank without your throat. We'll wait for you."
Submitted by Chatham on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 9:17pm.
J Love Hewitt still lives at home...she's genetically blessed, at least boobieswise...is C-list, and she pretty much always dresses like she's preg.
She's 30 and lives at home? Hope she is pregs--there goes her size 2.
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J Love Hewitt still lives at home...she's genetically blessed, at least boobieswise...is C-list, and she pretty much always dresses like she's preg.
The second one is definately John Stamos aka, I took too much sleeping medicine to be able to talk straight" dude
I think the last is Beyonce and Christina ____________________________________________
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MP & DG,
I read that her 750 hours of community service consisted of hosting a benefit, which means she didn't life a finger. I bet if the shoe were on the other foot, poor Jorge would be in San Quentin counting his days.
1. John Mayer (and Chinnifer Maniston)
2. Justin Chambers
3. Blohan
4. Denise Richards (lives with her father)
5. Beyonce and Shakira (at Obama's Inauguration)
Tigerlilly you may have your vittles! Lindsay is used and washed up.
"Get so dark but I see good, Bed-Stuy stay high in my neck of the woods..." J/Santogold (BK we go hard!)
Submitted by Sayonara on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 8:13pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 7:52pm.
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No and I mean it... No tender vittles for you because you are giving me 'tude. I just wanted to say that she don't have any $$$. Why do you have to rob me of my moment?
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I didn't mean that to sound bitchy! I realized after posting it sounded bitchy, but I didn't mean it that way...I pwomise...Can I haz my tender vittles now, pwease...*giving sad tiger eyes*....I sowwy...
No, and plus it may not be Blohan...Who else? Who else? Ooooh, Mylie Cyrus? Although I guess since she's a minor, a conservatorship wouldn't be necessary...Hmmmmm.....Yeah, like somebody else said, maybe some ho with kids that they can use for leverage???? Who????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
could the medical drama heartthrob be John Stamos?
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 7:52pm.
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No and I mean it... No tender vittles for you because you are giving me 'tude. I just wanted to say that she don't have any $$$. Why do you have to rob me of my moment?
"Get so dark but I see good, Bed-Stuy stay high in my neck of the woods..." J/Santogold (BK we go hard!)
Submitted by Madam Pince on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 7:50pm.
Thank you for the post. Now I am all up to date on her stupidity!
you know, hayden had on jeans that looked like maternity jeans recently...
Submitted by Sayonara on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 7:32pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 7:17pm.
Just like Shitney, it's NOT for their daughter's sake they want control over her and her finances
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Lindsay is broke! No one purchased those cheesy as* leggings, and her phone stopped ringing for acting jobs three years ago.
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Read the rest of my post...Her family is pretty much dependent on her to make money and get them attention. She ain't employable now...LIKE I SAID, but if they can control her image AND what projects she will take AND everything else once "rehabbed", she, like Shitney, will be insurable and, when they tug at America's heartstrings and market her as the "Comeback Kid", employable...SO, meal ticket in hand once again.
That's what they are going to try to do.
Right now, SamRo is basically supporting her, and while she's probably doing drugs and drinking, she's NOWHERE near the mess she was when White Oprah was managing her inevitable downfall...but Dinasaurus is not getting much cash from her cash cow now is she? Oh, but look at Daddy Spear's sweet, sweet deal....Mmmm'mmm...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Something tells me they'll never get control of Blohan. She doesn't have any kids the family can hang over her head and use as a weapon against her like Shitney.
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
Considering how little Vanessa's in the public eye, I'd say sweet deal for Nick if that's true. Joel Madden doesn't sound right either. *stroking chin, watching sun set*
DG:
"Vehicular manslaughter
On June 13, 2001, Gayheart struck and fatally injured nine-year-old Jorge Cruz, Jr., as he illegally crossed a Los Angeles-area street. According to the police report, the child was walking home from school and ran across the street approximately 160 feet from a crosswalk. The vehicles in front of Gayheart stopped to permit Cruz to cross. However, unaware of the reason that the traffic in front of her had stopped, Gayheart chose not to stop herself, and instead maneuvered her vehicle around the other cars, pulling into a two-way left-turn lane to pass them. In so doing, she struck the boy with her vehicle. Her attorney, Steven Lerman, subsequently admitted Gayheart had been using a cell phone during impact.[9]
Cruz died the next day at Los Angeles Children's Hospital. His parents, Jorge Cruz and Silvia Martinez, filed a wrongful-death lawsuit on August 6, 2001, against her, seeking coverage of medical and funeral expenses, and compensation for loss of future earnings. The lawsuit was settled out of court, and settlement terms were not disclosed.[9]
Gayheart also faced criminal charges in the incident, and while awaiting that outcome, she was involved in another auto accident. Her father attributed the second accident in part to her anxiety over both the first accident and her resulting criminal case. He commented that he and his wife did not intend to allow their daughter to drive any longer at that time.[10]
On November 27, 2001, Gayheart pleaded no contest to vehicular manslaughter in the death of Jorge Cruz, Jr. She was sentenced to three years' probation, a one-year suspension of her license, a $2,800 fine, and 750 hours of community service. She was also ordered to make a public-service announcement regarding the danger of a driver not stopping when other vehicles in front of the driver have stopped."
From: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca_Gayheart
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"Oh shit. Your throat just jumped out and ran the fuck away, didn't it? Go take a net to that shit. Your social life will tank without your throat. We'll wait for you."
Submitted by Clem on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 7:34pm.
Wow, didn't know that. Did she not get jail time? Was she drunk/drugged? I guess I could google her instead of bugging you. : )
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 7:31pm.
Rebecca Gayheart murdered someone? Wasn't she Dylan McKay's girlfriend/wife on 90210?
She killed a kid a few years back ... kid was crossing the street, she run him over. Something along those lines
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 7:17pm.
Just like Shitney, it's NOT for their daughter's sake they want control over her and her finances
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Lindsay is broke! No one purchased those cheesy as* leggings, and her phone stopped ringing for acting jobs three years ago.
"Get so dark but I see good, Bed-Stuy stay high in my neck of the woods..." J/Santogold (BK we go hard!)
Lindsay in rehab would just hook up in the stairwell again.
Submitted by Clem on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 7:28pm.
Submitted by Madam Pince on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 7:18pm.
Why not Eric Dane? Being married to a murdering bitch like Rebecca Gayheart could drive anyone to drink.
Dane doesn't look like a trainreck. That Chambers dude has done a bunch of rehabs though, plus he has to pretend to lurve Heigl, that's enough to drive anybody to drink
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Rebecca Gayheart murdered someone? Wasn't she Dylan McKay's girlfriend/wife on 90210?
I wish someone would reveal the blind item answers. I never know for sure if my guesses are right.
"Get so dark but I see good, Bed-Stuy stay high in my neck of the woods..." J/Santogold (BK we go hard!)
Submitted by Madam Pince on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 7:18pm.
Why not Eric Dane? Being married to a murdering bitch like Rebecca Gayheart could drive anyone to drink.
Dane doesn't look like a trainreck. That Chambers dude has done a bunch of rehabs though, plus he has to pretend to lurve Heigl, that's enough to drive anybody to drink
"Take a lighter. Hold it near your crotch. Light it. There! You have my guess!"
hahaha, i fucking love you, mk.
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"Which heartthrob actor keeps turning up drunk to the set of his TV medical drama? (Gatecrasher)"
Why not Eric Dane? Being married to a murdering bitch like Rebecca Gayheart could drive anyone to drink.
Michael Lohan wouldn't be considered for a conservatorship because of his convictions. Never being in charge of money again is probably one of the conditions of his sentence.
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"Oh shit. Your throat just jumped out and ran the fuck away, didn't it? Go take a net to that shit. Your social life will tank without your throat. We'll wait for you."
Submitted by red_hot_kitchen on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 7:04pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 6:43pm.
Actually, Lindsay Lohan's family probably would do it--if they could televise it. And the Ali Lohan thing isn't working out.
Otherwise, I don't think they genuinely care about her because just as she was heading toward rock bottom, it was like they gave up and started pimping out her little sister instead. And if they cared, they would have done something a lot sooner.
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Just like Shitney, it's NOT for their daughter's sake they want control over her and her finances, it's for the almighty dollah's sake! Shitney's parents didn't step in until they realized how much damn money that dumb TWAT was throwing away. Similar sitch with Blohan. She's unemployable as of now, but if they can pull off what Shitney's parents did, then Blohan, too, can have a "comeback" and they can continue making money off of her. Blohan probably could give two shits about a "comeback" cuz her kitty licker is able to support her drug habit and her own, sonce she has the notoriety of fishing in Blohan's tuna tank. Meanwhile, Blohan can still garner an article and photoshoot or two to keep her mug in the spotlight, so peeps will know who her muff diver is and keep inexplicably hiring her fug ass.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 7:11pm.
Love the quote! She meant next week the seams on her outfit would be blown away!
K- Off topic: But is this anywhere? I just read in my TO rag, today, that John Mayer is dating some other girl. He keeps taking her to some restaurant. The owner said he'd been then 10 times in 4 weeks or some shit but never with Jen...
Also,...
LOL! This quote!:
Carmen Electra, friend of Jessica Simpson:
"There's going to be moments where people don't necessarily like your look or what you're wearing and that's OK. Next week she'll rock some outfit that will blow everyone away."
AHHHHHAHAHAHAHA! Right.
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Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD
Lindsay could go on tour with Britney.
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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.
Agree that Manilafolders is not a celebutante. Joel (is he a singer?) and Nicole make more sense.
George Clooney, of course.
Firecrotch, natch.
C is too low on the list to care.
A, B, C, D. Reminds me of the LSAT. Though I scored in the top percentile, I have boozed too much since law school to be able to do logical puzzles with stabby bitches as unknown quantities. Or as my Contracts professor would say, so what?
I'm agreeing with #4 sounding plausibly like Milo and Hayden. The "genetically blessed" might refer to her character on Heroes -- an indestructable superhuman.
And PS: the thought of anyone in bed with that little Pocket Person makes my tummy feel flippy.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 6:43pm.
Actually, Lindsay Lohan's family probably would do it--if they could televise it. And the Ali Lohan thing isn't working out.
Otherwise, I don't think they genuinely care about her because just as she was heading toward rock bottom, it was like they gave up and started pimping out her little sister instead. And if they cared, they would have done something a lot sooner.
Stamos is a good guess for number two. I bet his ex's twins made him go over the edge!
I d add RiRi in the hat for the C or D diva spots
As someone already said, Manila Folders is not a celebutant she is just an ex-MTV presenter. I would put my money on Nicole Ritchie but she is the one bringing publicity to Madden not the other way around. He is definitely D-list with A-list name recognition thanks to Nicole. Although she is not really A-list either by any stretch in my opinion, but people do know her more than him.
The so-called demanding divas under 30yo have to be Rhianna and Beyoncee (though the jury is still out on whether Beyoncee is really in her 20's; she certainly doesn't look it). If they hadn't said under 30yo, I would have included Mimi, but she is past 40yo already. Though I do not believe for one second that Mimi could be reasonable Diva A or B either. She has a history for crazy demands in the first place so she is no one to talk.
Actually I m sure Lilo makes a pretty decent living off appearance fees/hosting deals for gigs SamRo DJs.
And tbh lilo the druggie would have faded out by now, lilo the lesbian is a decent temp meal ticket.