Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
This D list male singer with A list name recognition always says how much he loves his celebutante girlfriend in public. I bet he does considering how she lets him sleep with as many other women as he wants. She considers it the price for staying in the public eye as much as she can. (CDAN)
Nick Lachey and Vanessa Manilafolders? I'd give Nick one more night (uno noche). Actually, I'd rather see him bump chichis with Jesse Metcalfe.
Which heartthrob actor keeps turning up drunk to the set of his TV medical drama? (Gatecrasher)
Justin Chambers as Dr. McDrunky?
Which actress is about to become the target of a family intervention? This one is a mess. Almost everyone around her agrees that she is out of control with the drinking and drugging and self-harming and needs to go to rehab. What’s holding her up? Her terminal insecurity about her current volatile relationship. She is so completely co-dependent that her Significant Other can’t even go to work without the actress tagging along. However, lest you blame our actress, you should know that the SO clearly understands that their own finances are dependent on continuing the relationship. Little does the SO know, though, that the actress’s family is planning an intervention to cut out the SO and force the actress into rehab. The family has had several conversations with the family of a famous poptart to work through the financial and legal and practical details of how to obtain a conservatorship. Everything will go down before summer. (Blind Gossip)
Take a lighter. Hold it near your crotch. Light it. There! You have my guess!
This C list actor from a fairly hit television drama/action show met this C list genetically blessed actress and the C list actress is now pregnant. What makes this exciting and interesting is the fact that our C list actress' dad already threw the actor out of the house once when he caught the couple in bed together. So, yeah, she still lives at home. Not underage or anything. Just lives at home. (CDAN)
I have nooooooooooo clue. I would guess Milo VentiFrapp and Hayden Pantyparty, but the only bitch that thinks she's "genetically blessed" is the Travelocity gnome.
Four divas, all popular and famous in their own right. During the recent recording of a charity single, all of the performers - including Diva A and Diva B - shared dressing rooms with at least several other performers. However, Diva C and Diva D - who are both under the age of thirty - each demanded their own private dressing rooms decked out with lots of treats for them and their considerable entourages. Diva A and Diva B stepped in to talk directly to the younger Divas and to encourage them to be team players and tone down their demands. Unfortunately, their advice was met with arguing from Diva C and eyerolls from Diva D. (Blind Gossip)
A: Betty White Or Faith Hill?
B: Bea Arthur Or Mary J. Blige?
C: Estelle Getty (from heaven) Or Alicia Keys?
D: Rue McClanahan Or Beyonce?
E: YO MAMA!
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Submitted by red_hot_kitchen on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 6:33pm.
I doubt #3 is Lindsay Lohan only because I don't think her family gives a shit about her.
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They sure as hell give a shit about the meal ticket she provided for them. That's been snatched away, cuz bitch ain't workin'. Yeah, they wanna get her under their thumb so they can pimp her out all over again....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by squeezy on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 6:15pm.
<"RIHANNA, BEYONCE, MILEY CYRUS and MARIAH CAREY are to team up for a new charity single to benefit cancer funding.">
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But if this is it, then that is supposed to mean that Mimi and Sasha were the non-divas? Does not compute....
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They were all on the song, but they were not the ONLY people: Mariah Carey, Mary J. Blige, Beyonce Knowles, Ashanti, Keyshia Cole, Ciara, Miley Cyrus, Fergie, Rihanna, Leona Lewis, Natasha Bedingfield, Sheryl Crow, Melissa Etheridge, LeAnn Rimes, Nicole Sherzinger and Carrie Underwood all did "Just Stand Up."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr5mvNPyV1I
~yeah. like that~
Submitted by SweetPollyPurebred on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 6:29pm.
It doesn't matter which greedy parent gets conservatorship over Lohan. It's not like she's got more than 89 cents in the bank anyway.
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They'll merely film it and sell it to the highest bidder.
Morally repugnant in every way.
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It's got the body of a spider, and the mind of a baby.
I think number 1 might be Whitney Port and her boyfriend Jay from "The City." Just a guess...what do y'all think?
If # 1 is Nick, I hope she give him time with guys as well! Damn is he cute. I would love to be looking up to his face while he was on top of me!!!
Submitted by suze on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 6:20pm
That is what made me think of him.
Stamos has been lookin' mighty greasy these past couple years. I blame it on the fact that Rebecca has found someone new, kind of a reverse Aniston.
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The Blohan one hurts my heart. I was part of the minority that actually thought that her lezzing out with DJlickysnatch was what was keeping her somewhat calm and somewhatclean. Her lezzie spell worked on me. Damn.
I doubt #3 is Lindsay Lohan only because I don't think her family gives a shit about her.
It doesn't matter which greedy parent gets conservatorship over Lohan. It's not like she's got more than 89 cents in the bank anyway.
Yeah, it's definitely from this group of 'tards.
http://www.looktothestars.org/news/1142-female-stars-unite-for-new-chari...
Wow the 3rd one is so glaringly obvious. I can't wait till the shit goes down for what is about to happen to Hohan. SamRo is getting way more than she could ever imagine DJing but not anymore, at least she has her brother...hooray for nepotism!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by person_of_interest on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 6:15pm.
I think #1 is Joel and Nicole. Vanessa Minnillo is not a celebutante.
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Here's what i meant to copy and paste...oops!
PI: i think you nailed #1
The third one is so obviously La Lohan.
I'm stumped for the other ones.
whoa!!!
That was not what i meant to copy in my previous post
i was commenting about nic and joel being the #1 item
SORRY!
Nick Lachey does have A-list name recognition, purely for his relationship with Jessica. As a singer he's dlisted. He perfectly fits for that item. Joel Madden (or is it Benji, can't tell them apart) isn't a d-list singer, good charlotte are quite successful, he's c-b list. Nicole Richie has been very out of the limelight lately so I don't think she's using him to keep her in the public eye. I think she genuinely loves him and he's the father of her child.
joel and Nichole
Zach Braff
Mischa Barton
Jessica Simpson
Slick Shoes,Everyone!
Submitted by stefystef on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 5:24pm.
Submitted by la cucaracha on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 5:13pm.
ive never read a previous post about him, but he looks mixed with black to me....
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That's because Harvey is bi-racial. His father is an black guy who is an English soccer (football) player. The soccer players over there are like gods, and Jordan was passed around like a roach clip. She got preggs by this guy and she had Harvey.
I don't know all the details, I'm sure others know more.
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Good call! the pieces do fit together
Submitted by person_of_interest on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 6:15pm.
Joel & Nicole for the win!!! You beat me to it.
Submitted by Catricia on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 6:11pm.
Good call on Stamos for #2 - remember when he was shitfaced in that Australian interview and he blamed a combo of jet lag and cold medication?
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
The last one made my brain hurt. I wouldn't consider Nick Lachey A list in the name recognition area.
everybody knows the second one is lohan.
I think #1 is Joel and Nicole. Vanessa Minnillo is not a celebutante.
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But if this is it, then that is supposed to mean that Mimi and Sasha were the non-divas? Does not compute....
good to hear that at least somebody is looking into ways to try to help LL...sad thing is, look who's gonna be over the conservatorship...in the end, i have to say that she is more of a danger to herself at this point than any of her crazy family...let the judge sort that out, and the treatment providers as they go along...
in terms of getting her in there...once the court order is in place...cuff and stuff or bring the ambulance...on second thought, bring the cops, EMT's, restraints, and a nice chemical cockatail in a syringe to knock her the hell out!...she can't get too far...she's always got a swarm of paps around her...
Another thought, they might want to get a zookeeper skilled in tranquilizer dart shooting to come along for the ride...she is gonna be one tough hellcat to get in a cage...and you know she's going to blow it out hard for as long as possible when she finds out this plot
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Mon, 02/02/2009 - 6:10pm.
#3 I thought her family "loved" SaMAN???
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You must not have seen the latest scathing post from Daddy Lohan.
I am guessing Stamos for #2
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Justin Timberlake
McDreamy
Blohan
Satin or Spagetti Cat
Tina Turner and Jennifer Lopez
#3 I thought her family "loved" SaMAN???
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
<"RIHANNA, BEYONCE, MILEY CYRUS and MARIAH CAREY are to team up for a new charity single to benefit cancer funding.">
Well, that was from August 2008. Maybe it's an old blind item. Can Miley eyeroll and chew gum at the same time?
<"RIHANNA, BEYONCE, MILEY CYRUS and MARIAH CAREY are to team up for a new charity single to benefit cancer funding.">
Well, that was from August 2008. Maybe it's an old blind item. Can Miley eyeroll and chew gum at the same time?
oooh M.E. - good guess on LOhan (lol, I can't call her Blohan, no matter how funny). I swear, I can totally picture you with your Blind Item notepad, comparing notes from posts past and shit
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Nick Lachey does not have A list name recognition.
The second one is defenitly Blohan.
No way will she go like Shitney, she's too stubborn.
NO WAY!
What about House for #2?
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.