Morning Wood

Wow, looks like Simon has always been a self-important little prick, even as a youngster!

you are handsome. It's said you dated a rich lady on a celebrity and millionaire dating site named "..... celebmingle com ...........". but it's not confirmed by you yet.it is true??
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Simon is hot now and that's all that counts..yum!

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

simon looks like a reject from "dance fever"...where's denny terrio?
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...

Simon looks like a Solid Gold dancer.

Kanye West has GOT TO BE THE UGLIEST man I have ever ever seen.... horrible...

does he get any???

how very "mork and mindy" of simon!

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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho

"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK

I didn't know Simon Cowell was the hair designer for Cats! Cool!

Simon Rum Tug Tugger

Nope nothing gay to see here. Let's all step away from the dungaree-wearing, bouffant-sporting gentleman, there's definitely nothing at all gay going on here. No sirree. Ahem.

Damn, Simon looked so old at 19yo...more like 40yo. Has not changed much and obviously he had shaved his tits for those photos. the big furry tits look better than this flat chested creature with no cleavage. Looks like a retired Iris Chacon back up dancer.

Sluts just heal quicker - Sophia Petrillo

I prefer Simon and his hairy moobs of today.

...and I guess I've picked a good time to quit the pot.

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"If only life were a Judd Apatow movie where geeks rule the world... but it's not, so let's just suck it up."
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999

I want to make the sex with Joe.. sick, but I can't help it. He's a fox.

Where's Mtlmama?

He looks like a pissed-off Rene Simard. ;)

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A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.

Simon = Wolverine?

LOL - I love Simon, but he looks like he's a member of Dexy's Midnight Runner's here. "Come on Eileen..."
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Did somebody say PCP? I LOOOVES THE PEACEY P!!

Looks like a cross between a busted JFK Jr. and Baio. Seems Simon got that hole for a mouth enhanced with some fillers.

Simon looks a bit like Scott Baio.

Submitted by Diego on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 12:17pm.

Ok, whoever called Kanye a 'butternut squash lookin motherfucker' is my hero.

==LMTO! I hope Kanye reads it. I also hope Kanye never makes babies with Rumer Willis. Actually, come to think of it, I'd like to see their babies. Kanye, get thee Butternut Squash over to Tater's house. We wanna see some baby gourds.

If Kanye and Tater had babies
www.chinaexpat.com/files/u659/gourd.jpg

Someone on the Holy Moly site called Kanye West a "Butternut squash-looking motherfucker". I must say that I concur.

And John Mayer & Joe Francis both need to just die. I know that sounds very mean & heartless, but I truly think the world would be a better place without their arrogant douchiness.

Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 12:16pm.
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You have a good day, too. And thanks for the vote of confidence - I need it.

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"Beyonce is just demonstrating what it would sound like if your iPod was playing Aretha Franklin as you dropped it into a wood chipper. Now if someone would just drop Beyonce into a wood chipper." - Team Valtrex

Submitted by PinkPostIt: "Ha Ha - Looking at the pic of Simon makes me want to sing, "I'm a Pepper, He's a Pepper, Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too...""

TOTALLY!

poor Simon, has he never smiled?

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puppy side eye.

Ok, whoever called Kanye a 'butternut squash lookin motherfucker' is my hero.

"I love my tail in these jeans!"

good god. so SIMON COWELL invented the hair helmet??

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but, then again, what do i know?

Submitted by QueenCharisma on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 12:14pm.

I will be looking for you! Have a good day. A job will pop up for you soon I am sure.

Meep! Why is Simon hanging out with a bunch of kids which his neckline down to his unzipped zipper??

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Ctrl P Print! Ctrl P Print!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6C_HjWr3Nk

Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 12:10pm.
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I won't be around then, but we'll catch up one day....once my schedule slows down a bit.

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"Beyonce is just demonstrating what it would sound like if your iPod was playing Aretha Franklin as you dropped it into a wood chipper. Now if someone would just drop Beyonce into a wood chipper." - Team Valtrex

Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 12:09pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 12:07pm.

Brit Brit's Cheetolings will join her crazy circus
road show
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And she's gonna find out REAL quick why the Spice Girls had to quit that bitch.
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Because they had absolutely no discernible talent? :)
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Hahahahaha!

LOL...snort

I think if Justin sticks to comedy, he'll do great. He has always been hilarious when on SNL. He has good comedic timing, IMO.

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I can't take pity on men of this kind, even though he now takes it in the behind
-Sublime "Date Rape"

Recently, quite a few celebrities were said to appear on the hot celebrity&millionaire singles' club ^^^^^^celebmingle com^^^^^^^^OMG!!! They are indeed so rich that they feel boring ..

Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 12:09pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 12:07pm.

Brit Brit's Cheetolings will join her crazy circus
road show
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And she's gonna find out REAL quick why the Spice Girls had to quit that bitch.
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Because they had absolutely no discernible talent? :)
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That too!

♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD

Submitted by QueenCharisma on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 12:03pm.

I am good. I am glad you and your mom are talking again. I knew you would! : ) If you are still around at Open Post time, we can catch up there.

the feds got a hold of Joe Francis...he's gonna do the time for the crime on this one

Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 12:05pm.

On Kanye's book deal:
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*belch* *hurl* *vomit* *spew*!

♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 12:07pm.

Brit Brit's Cheetolings will join her crazy circus
road show
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And she's gonna find out REAL quick why the Spice Girls had to quit that bitch.
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Because they had absolutely no discernible talent? :)
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Submitted by TT99 on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 11:45am.

I thought it was JFK Jr, too. He was effing HOT, may he rest in peace...

Justin Timberlake is a horrible actor. He even sounds like a dumbass when he's JUST talking. He needs to stick with singing and dancing - his bread and butter.

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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?

Ha Ha - Looking at the pic of Simon makes me want to sing, "I'm a Pepper, He's a Pepper, Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too..."

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"Boo? Fuck You!"
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Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 11:59am.
Re: Simon If he was ever at any of the haunts I used to haunt, he would have gotten his ass bent over a GTO and been boinked severely and told to say "Thank you Sir may I have another."

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LMFAO!! zappy, you shine!

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Brit Brit's Cheetolings will join her crazy circus
road show
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And she's gonna find out REAL quick why the Spice Girls had to quit that bitch.

♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD

ITA, he looks just like john john kennedy, no disrepect to john john

EDIT: JFK jr without the gold NECKLACE. blech!

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On Kanye's book deal:

Charles Miers of Rizzoli publishing is the one to blame, and it sounds as though there's a little bit of Kanye's bullshit spirit coursing through his veins.

"Kanye West has turned his talents as pop artist to books. With a CD that includes 'Star Wars'-like symphonies from the show as well as an interview with Spike Jonze, it is not only a memento of one of the most successful musical performances of the year, it is an experience all its own."

-from the Holy Moly site

WOW...I FOR ONE CAN NOT WAIT

I too thought it was JFK Jr.!

Justin Timberlake should just face the fact that he's not an actor. He's like a male Madonna. Maybe in a few years he'll pull off a surprisingly good performance like Madonna in Evita. Until then, he should just stick to music.

Even Zac Efron's a better actor than JT. He was very good in Me and Orson Welles.

Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 11:58am.
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Hey! I'm doing good. Still haven't found another job, but my mom and I are back to talking again...tentatively anyway. How are things with you?

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"Beyonce is just demonstrating what it would sound like if your iPod was playing Aretha Franklin as you dropped it into a wood chipper. Now if someone would just drop Beyonce into a wood chipper." - Team Valtrex

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Disco! Disco Duck! I always knew Simon was a douche but now he's a douche with hairspray!

Okay, okay, okay wait. Today his chest is like a gorilla so that means back then.................HE SHAVED HIS OWN BEWBS!

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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK

If there is justice in the world, Joe Francis will be heading back to jail for a long, long time.

Re: Simon If he was ever at any of the haunts I used to haunt, he would have gotten his ass bent over a GTO and been boinked severely and told to say "Thank you Sir may I have another."

Submitted by QueenCharisma on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 11:56am.

Hi Queen! How are things going?

I CANT BELIVE THAT ASSHOLE GOT A BOOK DEAL!!!!!!!!
LOOKS LIKE THE NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLER LIST WONT LET THIS FUCKERY BE GREAT!!!!!!!!!

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