Fake Ass Affection: They Are Doing It Wrong

At last night's Knicks game in NYC, Chuck Bass and that Vanessa bitch from Gossip Girlfriends (as my mom calls it) continued the fakery by "kissing" in the audience while they were probably on the damn Jumbotron. Chucks Bass' powers of imagination are obviously stronger than Vanessa's. He's kissing on her like she's Chace Crawford's freshly shaved and perfumed asshole. And Vanessa isn't even trying. Chuck Bass is trying to give your lips a rim job! She could at least pucker up like she's got a dick and fucking try. She's getting paid for it!

I'm totally getting a "Level 1 Stepford Katie" vibe from that Vanessa bitch. She's not a full-grown beard yet. She's like a goatee.

And I have a really important question for everyone. Why the fuck is Cheech Fucking Marin sitting behind these two twats?! He's the better half of Cheech & Chong. Pepaw should be in the front.

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Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by julli on Wed, 02/04/2009 - 1:30am.

Well, she is the kind of most attractive man for me, if I am as pretty as her, i will look for a rich and nice guy at ^^^^^^^celebmingle com^^^^^^^^

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 7:05pm.

The affection that Cheech and Chong have for each other is NOT fake, MK! Yeesh! Hysteria told me: they had a falling out and now it's all cool. Don't go making waves for my bitchez, boyeeee!

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That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD

Submitted by VaNcItY on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 7:01pm.

Submitted by Bossy on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 6:27pm.

You know, Chuck Bass is a good-looking guy. Ed Westwick, however is not.

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AGREED! That's what I should have said.

Submitted by Bossy on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 6:57pm.

You know, Chuck Bass is a good-looking guy. Ed Westwick, however is not. I'm guessing it's because of the makeup, hair, and the fact that Chuck speaks mostly with his teeth not showing that makes him attractive. I find this phenomenon also holds true for Nicole Kidman--looks like a mess in real life, doll-like on screen.

Submitted by beatslikebombs on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 5:44pm.

I'm kind of glad I didn't end up going to that game...yikes.

Submitted by paris herpes on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 3:45pm.

I thought Chuck Bass was gay...maybe it's Lance Bass who is. Damn I'm so confused I think all these dudes are gay until I see them kissing a girl. And Cheech should so be in front of them. This is some wrong ass shit right there!

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

Submitted by VaNcItY on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 3:26pm.

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=4ozk7fnKilU

Submitted by msboop on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 3:09pm.

LMAO I love all the comments about her bad tan, but she is biracial. lol

But wtf Chuck Bass and Vanessa??!!!???

"You're fat and you're sloppy! You're mopey and you're dopey! You're a sloppy bitch!!" Naveen

Submitted by bitchette on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 3:06pm.

Submitted by VaNcItY on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 2:34pm.

oh i remember now

"i can see clearly now
the rain is gone,,,"

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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'

Submitted by VaNcItY on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 3:04pm.

Up in Smoke = best cheech and chong movie EVER

"Keep on knocking, but you can't come in"

MJT: You're not alone. I think he's hot as well

Submitted by Pot Lung on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 2:57pm.

Cheech and Chong - Hey Pendejos!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7KRVA6_0U4

Submitted by applehead on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 2:48pm.

Chong is sitting to the right of Cheech

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 2:24pm.

I know I should have some sort of card revoked for saying this...but I think he is so hot. (ducks and runs away)

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Submitted by bitchette on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 2:23pm.

i can never keep track of which cheech and chong movies are which.
i've seen them all, but by about the middle things get hazy.....
i can hardly remember regular movies, the added smoke with cheech and chong wipes away memory- which is good cuz i can watch them over and over again!!

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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'

Submitted by missy on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 2:20pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:24pm.

love up in smoke!!! if you havent watched nice dreams DO IT!

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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

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Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 2:20pm.

i bet the taste of some random dude's dick is still on the lips of chucky...

cheech is into the game, but i know tommy wants to hit the bong...and yeah, why are they sitting behind these two nobodies? pepaws should be front and center...
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Submitted by Clem on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 2:17pm.

Dude is gay what's the point of this?

Submitted by Sibsi on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 2:05pm.

/wave everybody

I don't think I could play a worse beard than Jessica. It's so obvious he's gay and she's playing girlfriend so badly to boot.

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:54pm.

Submitted by missy on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:03pm.

my favorite cheech & chong movie is Nice Dreams
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Mine's Up in Smoke. Expected, I'm sure, but it really is:)

♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD

Submitted by 2Di4 on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:52pm.

i got on the jumbo once and gnawed my man's face off. lol.

Submitted by emes on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:52pm.

ew. would never give him a second glance... may even look away to avoid eye contact at all costs.

it's apparent that she wouldn't give him a second glance either if the network didn't make her.

i'm uncomfortable...

Submitted by sum_1ns_mum on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:52pm.

Holy crap... That is Cheech AND Chong!!!!! Awesome.

Submitted by JennyBoom on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:51pm.

Thought that was a lezzie couple.

I prefer "Labia Lickin' Lady" over his obnoxious shouts of "Hot LEZZZZZBIAN Love!"

Submitted by stake_spike on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:47pm.

MK Cheech and Chong are both there. Chong is the old dude with white hair and beard.

Submitted by BobsBB on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:33pm.

Yeah, they're not aware of the cameras at all. Dude's fug AND a closet case. And I can't stand the way he talks on that stupid show.

I LOVE the fact that Cheech & Chong are just minding their own business in the background. You can tell Cheech is watching the game and Tommy's just chatting away.
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Submitted by missy on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:33pm.

my favorite cheech & chong movie is Nice Dreams

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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

Submitted by missy on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:32pm.

I LOVE CHEECH AND CHONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dont know those other twats

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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

Submitted by Hysteria on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:31pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 12:45pm.
Submitted by get serious on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 12:41pm.

Both Cheech & Chong were there at the game, hanging out. It's good to see them together again, after so many years...

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They were, like, not speaking for a while, weren't they...?

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right. but they're friends again now. i saw them perform together on tv somewhere . . . can't remember. dude, pass the doobie man

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:26pm.

Submitted by sushi on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 12:50pm.

LOOOOOOOOOL! You're so right!!! A fug(lier) version of Zefron and Vudgens.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?

Submitted by gia on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:24pm.

Except for her obnoxious fake tan, they look disarmingly like brother & sister.

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:22pm.

He's fug. She's pretty. They're both tools, though.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?

Submitted by sushi on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:20pm.

They look like the mirror butt.fucking.ugly version of that other beard couple from those shit high school musical movies.

Submitted by mutlee on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:16pm.

M.K. where do you get this shit...."She's not a full-grown beard yet. She's like a goatee."? You should be the president! LOL, I love it.

Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:15pm.

Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 12:44pm.

I love how he is trying to look so manly swilling that beer, when you know he is itching for a delicate Apple Tini.
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I think he's trying to gargle off the girl cooties.
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:15pm.

Submitted by get serious on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 12:41pm.

Both Cheech & Chong were there at the game, hanging out. It's good to see them together again, after so many years...

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They were, like, not speaking for a while, weren't they...?

♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD

Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:14pm.

I love how he is trying to look so manly swilling that beer, when you know he is itching for a delicate Apple Tini.

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:13pm.

That second thumb is so funny. EVERY single person is looking in a different direction. LOL! I don't know why but it makes me laugh.

♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD

Submitted by loozer on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:12pm.

Hurley's Dad and Leo from That 70's Show!!

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Submitted by get serious on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:11pm.

Both Cheech & Chong were there at the game, hanging out. It's good to see them together again, after so many years...

Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:11pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 12:39pm.

Yeah, I hardly noticed poor Chong cause of those two and the photogs interest in them. Who would anyone rather see, those two losers or Cheech and Chong. For me, there is no contest!

Submitted by Manbearpig on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:10pm.

I love Cheech.

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:09pm.

Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 12:34pm.

Naturally Cheech was the first person I saw.

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I know, right? He missed so many good shots of Chong. I feel ripped off.

♥ ThreadKilla!
Well, you know - I heard it through the Grapevine:)
That's not what this is. Every time a decent person comes in you set out to prove they have brain damage. House MD

Submitted by Stan Hooper on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:09pm.

Funny, I saw the game last night and they panned over all the celebrities in the crowd including Cheech and Chong and they do NOT show these two retards. hahahah The folks running the cameras could not tell these two are actors faking it up for the cameras.

ahahahahahah

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Submitted by loozer on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:08pm.

The older I get the more I find PDA's icky.

Submitted by QueenCharisma on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:08pm.

Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 12:36pm.
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That's Jessica Szhor's natural skin color - she's black and Hungarian.

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Submitted by QueenCharisma on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:07pm.

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 12:29pm.
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He's sweet, fun and has a certain swagger about him that's appealing. The show is fascinating because it's so shitty and yet, it's still on the air when better shows get cancelled! Mindboggling, really.

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Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:07pm.

I love smoking weed in the stairwells next to the concession stands at Madison sq. Garden. LETS GO RANGERS!!!!!!!

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Submitted by jussayin on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 1:06pm.

wow, she is really into the game there....big hot sweaty men, tight pants, taut rears....and she's probably thinking "here I am next to this scrawny mothafocka trying to kiss on me?"

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